View Full Version : General talk Safe distance to punt
comradewayne
10-04-2014, 10:25 PM
For those who have to worry about it - what do people consider a safe distance from home turf to have a punt ?
My regular parlour is roughly 40 minutes drive from home and work. The commute does not bother me as I travel roughly 60 minutes each way to work daily. I rather be safe than sorry.
henry_lawson
10-04-2014, 11:20 PM
Until recently I had a Thai parlour only 2 doors down from the foyer of our building. I always did a sweep of the key offices to make sure they were inside before I'd slip downstairs, double check the secretary wasn't coming back from the post office, then ease through the door and breathe a sigh of relief. They had a back door which I used for exiting, but you ended up in a laneway next to the carpark - there was always the scary thrill of bumping into a colleague and having to explain why I was coming from the dead end lane!
Things are no safer now, I've moved jobs so I'm within a km of both home and my other regular parlour which I visit most weeks, sometimes twice. The council are being nosy and I live in fear now of having my picture on the front page of the Cumberland Press as a sleazy pervert preying on vulnerable sex slaves. Hasn't stopped me so far however!
yellow_fever
10-04-2014, 11:52 PM
To be at least moderately safe you need to go at least 250,000 miles. That means the closest moderately safe place to punt is the moon, but there's not a lot of action up there and google earth satellites are going by all the time anyhow, so don't think you can just go for a quickie behind a moon rock. Best just to stay home and jerk off, with the door locked and a good excuse prepared as to why the door was locked and you've got lube all over your hands.
dpsdvmh6
11-04-2014, 12:00 AM
I used to work in the next suburb from my regular FS shop- but I would only visit on my days off :-)
Here's the kicker: my new job has placed me even closer- two blocks away. Will still try and keep the 'weekends only' rule... :-P
AHLUNGOR
11-04-2014, 12:25 AM
For those who have to worry about it -
what do people consider a safe distance from home turf to have a punt ?
Any distance is safe as long as you don't get caught or you don't bump into any family and friends !!
shinigami12
11-04-2014, 04:37 AM
only local one i know of has the worst location, right on a main road with no cover of the entrance.
so i travel like 2 hours to sydney but have a choice of which shop at least
Oneonone
11-04-2014, 07:41 AM
Well I travel for 50 minute drive on a week end but it take 1hr 15min to 1hr 30min on a week day sometimes more.
I used to go to a shop closer to home, 30 min, but that got too dangerous, the ones really close to home are just out of the question.
CunningLinguist
11-04-2014, 07:49 AM
There is no safe distance to punt, otherwise it wouldn't be called punting ...
Any distance is safe as long as you don't get caught or you don't bump into any family and friends !!
Haha that's like saying gambling is like money in the bank, as long as you don't lose.
There is no safe distance to punt, otherwise it wouldn't be called punting ...
He is asking what we consider a safe distance to punt. I.e. How far do you travel to make the risk vs return acceptable.
lakeshow
11-04-2014, 08:09 AM
On two occasions, I've bumped into my ML.
1. At work, she came in. But with her utmost professionalism, she remained silent about it, and just acknowledged me, in order not to make a scene out of it in front of my colleagues.
2. She was one of my regular clients at work, until I went up to one of the places for a punt, and she was there. Apparently, she was nervous, so she got one of her other ML's to do the massage. That kinda sucked, cause she was actually really hot.
However, that was when I had my first rub down with the pocket rocket Mimi. And that's a different story for next time.
My two cents.
fairmont
11-04-2014, 08:10 AM
I suppose it depends if the shop has a private entry, say 533 not so good but Blactown 8 is in a industrial area and rear parking and entrance, still risky but not like 533. I try and go to shops with a discret entry and were I know my friends/family do not live or work, still a risk though. So all in all there is no safe place to punt. Interstate maybe.
Oneonone
11-04-2014, 08:14 AM
There is always some risk but I think if you punt further from home then you reduce the risk and that's what its all about!
timtam
11-04-2014, 09:06 AM
I am different or maybe I am just stupid. But the thrills of getting caught excites me!!! You get a mad adrenaline when you run into the shop. That was before. But no I don't care anymore. I ran into some of my friends dad in there too! Lol.
lakeshow
11-04-2014, 09:23 AM
I am different or maybe I am just stupid. But the thrills of getting caught excites me!!! You get a mad adrenaline when you run into the shop. That was before. But no I don't care anymore. I ran into some of my friends dad in there too! Lol.
I feel you brother. If I'm going to the regular shop, i feel no rush going up the stairs, however, I love the feeling of trying a new shop, and having that sense of 'danger' and 'adrenaline' rush when you go up.
Good stuff Brother timtam
dohdoe
11-04-2014, 09:31 AM
Distance doesn't matter.
If the entrance is obvious then I would go at night. If it's close to work then i'll make sure no one is walking that way for lunch.
Etc etc. Different scenarios call for different risk assessments
rooter
11-04-2014, 09:35 AM
Sydney is a big city! Over 5 million people!
The odds of someone you know being there at the exact moment you walk in or out of a shop are minimal.
Punting in the same suburb you live in will increase the odds of being seen by a nosey neighbour though.
Shops with discreet back lane entry are a good idea too.
CunningLinguist
11-04-2014, 09:01 PM
He is asking what we consider a safe distance to punt. I.e. How far do you travel to make the risk vs return acceptable.
I know ...
I know ...
So, to you there is no conceivable distance that would reduce the risk of getting caught to an acceptable level, and yet you still punt? A man who likes to live life on the edge! I like it. :shout:
Kenchoubg
12-04-2014, 04:29 AM
My fuking brother has just moved in the house next to my favourite fxxx shop. Damn it!
Oneonone
12-04-2014, 08:51 AM
My fuking brother has just moved in the house next to my favourite fxxx shop. Damn it!
You will be right when you go visit your brother then bro, they will all be saying where has he gone for a walk?
aussiegaigin
12-04-2014, 09:56 AM
Not exactly punting, but a few years ago I worked in the Japanese tourist industry in Sydney. I got to know lots of young J girls who came out here on working holiday visas, and they were very easy to get into bed. They would be here for a year or two, then go back. I kept in contact with some of them as I frequently travelled to Japan and could catch up with them there for more fun.
On one occasion i was in Tokyo and catching a train to a particular girl's apartment down towards Yokohama for a night of fun. On the way there, I got a tap on the shoulder and turned around to see another girl who had been in Sydney around the same time. She didn't know I was in Japan. That resulted in another night of fun, unplanned.
On another occasion I was riding on a train around Kamakura with a girl I had picked up off a dating site. Imagine my surprise when we pulled up at a station and on gets a girl who I was working with in Sydney at the time. Neither of us knew the other was there.
So, despite being 8000 km from home, Tokyo is not a safe place to punt if you want privacy LOL
CunningLinguist
12-04-2014, 01:15 PM
My fuking brother has just moved in the house next to my favourite fxxx shop. Damn it!
You can tell your missus you are visiting the "Broth" !
CunningLinguist
12-04-2014, 01:17 PM
Not exactly punting, but a few years ago I worked in the Japanese tourist industry in Sydney. I got to know lots of young J girls who came out here on working holiday visas, and they were very easy to get into bed. They would be here for a year or two, then go back. I kept in contact with some of them as I frequently travelled to Japan and could catch up with them there for more fun.
On one occasion i was in Tokyo and catching a train to a particular girl's apartment down towards Yokohama for a night of fun. On the way there, I got a tap on the shoulder and turned around to see another girl who had been in Sydney around the same time. She didn't know I was in Japan. That resulted in another night of fun, unplanned.
On another occasion I was riding on a train around Kamakura with a girl I had picked up off a dating site. Imagine my surprise when we pulled up at a station and on gets a girl who I was working with in Sydney at the time. Neither of us knew the other was there.
So, despite being 8000 km from home, Tokyo is not a safe place to punt if you want privacy LOL
What was your tourist job, sounds like it might be fun to do!
aussiegaigin
12-04-2014, 05:11 PM
My fuking brother has just moved in the house next to my favourite fxxx shop. Damn it!
Take him with you. Then you both have alibis
CunningLinguist
12-04-2014, 05:19 PM
My fuking brother
Is that a friend you go to brothels with, or
a friend you fuck, or
your actual brother, or
all of the above :)
aussiegaigin
12-04-2014, 09:37 PM
What was your tourist job, sounds like it might be fun to do!
I worked for a bus company that specialised in carting Japanese tourists around.
It was very tiring work, just keeping up with the fringe benefits.
Oneonone
13-04-2014, 10:02 AM
I worked for a bus company that specialised in carting Japanese tourists around.
It was very tiring work, just keeping up with the fringe benefits.
Tough job bro but some one has to do it, Lucky You!
CunningLinguist
13-04-2014, 11:11 AM
I worked for a bus company that specialised in carting Japanese tourists around.
It was very tiring work, just keeping up with the fringe benefits.
Maybe I get get a gig like this over the Xmas holidays ...
Oneonone
13-04-2014, 01:46 PM
Maybe I get get a gig like this over the Xmas holidays ...
No bro the bus would never be on time!
On two occasions, I've bumped into my ML.
1. At work, she came in. But with her utmost professionalism, she remained silent about it, and just acknowledged me, in order not to make a scene out of it in front of my colleagues.
2. She was one of my regular clients at work, until I went up to one of the places for a punt, and she was there. Apparently, she was nervous, so she got one of her other ML's to do the massage. That kinda sucked, cause she was actually really hot.
However, that was when I had my first rub down with the pocket rocket Mimi. And that's a different story for next time.
My two cents.
I met one of the girl(let's say colleague whom I need to see 4 days a week)when I went to this very famous establishment .At first i didn't recognize her but we locked eyes and there was nothing I could do. I chose another girl .Next Day I didnot go to work and then after we both tried to avoid each other for about 1 month. Soon after i went on 3 months holiday. after coming back from holiday My manger assigned me with her to do some work. It was basically mentoring her . We worked together as nothing has append. After almost 8-9 months she has asked me for dinner which I have not refused but havenot gone either. Life can be very awkward sometimes.
Not exactly punting, but a few years ago I worked in the Japanese tourist industry in Sydney. I got to know lots of young J girls who came out here on working holiday visas, and they were very easy to get into bed. They would be here for a year or two, then go back. I kept in contact with some of them as I frequently travelled to Japan and could catch up with them there for more fun.
On one occasion i was in Tokyo and catching a train to a particular girl's apartment down towards Yokohama for a night of fun. On the way there, I got a tap on the shoulder and turned around to see another girl who had been in Sydney around the same time. She didn't know I was in Japan. That resulted in another night of fun, unplanned.
On another occasion I was riding on a train around Kamakura with a girl I had picked up off a dating site. Imagine my surprise when we pulled up at a station and on gets a girl who I was working with in Sydney at the time. Neither of us knew the other was there.
So, despite being 8000 km from home, Tokyo is not a safe place to punt if you want privacy LOL
you make me want to change industry's now... Just goes to show the is never a safe distance. lol
RoyalFlush
14-04-2014, 09:35 PM
If i see my young female colleague in a brothel I would choose her. Thats one in the wish list crossed out.
All my young female colleagues are hot. So the constant fantasy is there.
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