Ledzep1977
14-06-2014, 02:03 PM
So was in brisbane last week wanting some release so I went for a nice singapore girl who said she offered lots of services in her ad which were included in the price. She has quite a few ads on Locanto and cracker, with titles like "BUSTY E CUP GFE - Real pics Singapore babe" and other similar titles, on cracker she calls herself Sasha. Ph number ends in 356. She won't answer calls, only texts, and makes you wait a bit before she replies. She offers lots of service like Tit fuck, deepthroat, mutual oral, bodyslides, shower together etc.
Well what a mistake. I went to the address (she gave me the wrong one to start with, she works from the Bonaparte apartments on St Paul Terrace but gave me the address for next door) so I wait outside for her and send a text to say I'm there. 10 minutes later and no reply. I text again. no reply. 20 minutes after I arrive I text and say thanks for wasting my time I'm leaving. She then texts and asks where I am, and to come to the gate and press her apt number. well there is no gate or intercom so I figure she must be at Bonaparte and go there. she takes me to the room, very nice looking body from what I can see in her fluffy pink pjs (not the most flattering to meet a client in). The photos on her ads are real, but def not 24 like she says. English was ok could have small talk with her but that was it.. Go to have a shower, I ask if she will join (like she says in her ad) she says no you go. feeling a bit dubious at this stage but my little head was in control so I stay. she lays me on the bed and we cuddle a little, then she goes to put a rubber on, I', thinking bj to start then more later. Well I go to see if I can go down on her but she has already lubed up and says "no no... KY". so I lay back down and she just climbs on. Pound her for a bit and blow, she takes me to the shower but I say no wait... One hour? more after shower?. To which she giggles and says yes one hour. come back to bed after shower. So I'm thinking 2 blows for the hour. well she just lies there for 5 minutes cuddling then asks if I want massage. Ok. Massage very robotic, and then I try to ask her about the extras. Well all of a sudden she understands no english at all and I spend the next 20 minutes trying to explain what her ad says, using the translator on her phone. she says she pays someone else to do the ad, and then at the end of the hour she says one hour... finish now. So I just typed into her phone "thanks for wasting my time over a fake ad. Won't be seeing me again" and throw the phone on the bed for her to translate as I walk out.
Overall
Looks 6
personality 3 (hard to talk to)
service 3 (nice and tight)
price standard 200 hr
location 2
Hope this helps some of you guys if you have been looking at the ad, don't waste your time.
Well what a mistake. I went to the address (she gave me the wrong one to start with, she works from the Bonaparte apartments on St Paul Terrace but gave me the address for next door) so I wait outside for her and send a text to say I'm there. 10 minutes later and no reply. I text again. no reply. 20 minutes after I arrive I text and say thanks for wasting my time I'm leaving. She then texts and asks where I am, and to come to the gate and press her apt number. well there is no gate or intercom so I figure she must be at Bonaparte and go there. she takes me to the room, very nice looking body from what I can see in her fluffy pink pjs (not the most flattering to meet a client in). The photos on her ads are real, but def not 24 like she says. English was ok could have small talk with her but that was it.. Go to have a shower, I ask if she will join (like she says in her ad) she says no you go. feeling a bit dubious at this stage but my little head was in control so I stay. she lays me on the bed and we cuddle a little, then she goes to put a rubber on, I', thinking bj to start then more later. Well I go to see if I can go down on her but she has already lubed up and says "no no... KY". so I lay back down and she just climbs on. Pound her for a bit and blow, she takes me to the shower but I say no wait... One hour? more after shower?. To which she giggles and says yes one hour. come back to bed after shower. So I'm thinking 2 blows for the hour. well she just lies there for 5 minutes cuddling then asks if I want massage. Ok. Massage very robotic, and then I try to ask her about the extras. Well all of a sudden she understands no english at all and I spend the next 20 minutes trying to explain what her ad says, using the translator on her phone. she says she pays someone else to do the ad, and then at the end of the hour she says one hour... finish now. So I just typed into her phone "thanks for wasting my time over a fake ad. Won't be seeing me again" and throw the phone on the bed for her to translate as I walk out.
Overall
Looks 6
personality 3 (hard to talk to)
service 3 (nice and tight)
price standard 200 hr
location 2
Hope this helps some of you guys if you have been looking at the ad, don't waste your time.