some really bad haikU for U

[rooter]

here are a few Haiku I wrote tonight.
They are pretty crap but I just thought I would share them with you bros.
Actually, strictly and technically speaking they are not even Haikus
There are very strict rules about what is a Haiku and I have broken them all.
But who gives a fuck!
Haiku, Jazz, Sex, Poetry, Life ... who give a flying fuck about rules ... just do ... just ENJOY!

Here they are ...

Youthful Nippon girl
Pert full breasts,
tight wet pussy
You emptied my balls

Crouched in baku* position
She submissively accepts
My offering

*Japanese for doggie

Full round bottom
The sound of two balls slapping.
The echo of ecstasy

Empty wallet
Empty balls
My heart is filled with joy.

Satori is only 19
Epiphany just turned 20
Nirvana is all of 21

Doggie, mish, cowgirl
Position, position, position

Nipple, pussy, clit
Cock, balls, cum
Swallow

GFE PSE
DFK DATY BBBJ
CIM

Hugging in the doorway
We politely say mata ne
but in our hearts
we know it's sayonara

Kimochii! Kimochii!
Iku! Iku! Iku!
Ita!!!!!

[cisco]

Haiku ? I only understand , kimochi , iku iku ;) :) :)

[pepefirstlove]

Bro rooter,... more and more you sounds like Charlie sheen lol. If you don't see that... at least you enjoy the same hobby lol

[TMC (free cage girl)]

Haiku ? I only understand , kimochi , iku iku ;) :) :)

I only know
chinko insert manko ne!! please put your penis in pussy.
kawaii osiri! nise ass
kuchichodai.=cum in mouth
okao wa yamete= dont cum on face
iidesune!=very good!

[DemonHarry]

Youthful Nippon girl
Pert full breasts, tight wet pussy
You emptied my balls

Full round bottom
The sound of two balls slapping.
The echo of ecstasy

Empty wallet
Empty balls
My heart is filled with joy.

Doggie, mish, cowgirl
Position, position, position



Rooter can I use these? I've got just the frame for them and they will look very nice next to my degrees in my office, lol.

[rooter]

Rooter can I use these? I've got just the frame for them and they will look very nice next to my degrees in my office, lol.

Thanks bro,
You will do me a great honour framing them and putting them on your wall.
Feel free to use them.
Just make sure you send me the copyright royalties ;)

[Kirito]

Brother rooter i gotta say your haiku writing skills are not as bad as you claim!

[WHITEDUDE]

WTF is haiku?

[rooter]

Brother rooter i gotta say your haiku writing skills are not as bad as you claim!

Thanks bro, I don't have much faith in my poetry but I just thought I would put it out there
It's not pure Japanese haiku and definitely not in the same league as Western haiku written by beat poets like Kerouac or Snyder.
Just short passages of random thoughts feelings and words.
I was a bit hesitant to post poetry on this forum but then I thought fuck it, the worst thing that can happen is some dude will say it's crap, and I'm OK with that.
And if some dude appreciates it, that's a bonus!

Here are some new ones ...

Oki!, Oki!
La grande bouffe
La petite mort

Gweilo, LaoWei
Gaijin, Farang,
White Pervert
Sex Tourist
Human Being
Lost Soul

[rooter]

Just thought I would add a new Haiku to this thread I started many years and many fucks ago.


Shane
The Balls
Of the Century
Gatting was stumped
And bowled
CIM spinner

[Sibon]

here are a few Haiku I wrote tonight.
They are pretty crap but I just thought I would share them with you bros.
Actually, strictly and technically speaking they are not even Haikus
There are very strict rules about what is a Haiku and I have broken them all.
But who gives a fuck!
Haiku, Jazz, Sex, Poetry, Life ... who give a flying fuck about rules ... just do ... just ENJOY!

Here they are ...

Youthful Nippon girl
Pert full breasts,
tight wet pussy
You emptied my balls

Crouched in baku* position
She submissively accepts
My offering

*Japanese for doggie

Full round bottom
The sound of two balls slapping.
The echo of ecstasy

Empty wallet
Empty balls
My heart is filled with joy.

Satori is only 19
Epiphany just turned 20
Nirvana is all of 21

Doggie, mish, cowgirl
Position, position, position

Nipple, pussy, clit
Cock, balls, cum
Swallow

GFE PSE
DFK DATY BBBJ
CIM

Hugging in the doorway
We politely say mata ne
but in our hearts
we know it's sayonara

Kimochii! Kimochii!
Iku! Iku! Iku!
Ita!!!!!

Subarashii! You remind me of the great poet Basho.

You should show this to a Japanese ML.

I did a 4 years evening course in Japanese which was basic and topped it up with 2 more years of study. Those were the years before I discovered punting.

Here's my contribution:

Taiyoo hangs low below the kumori
It turns the sora akai
I wonder where Minami is
Maybe walking alone in a lane
in a kimono with a kasa
私はまだ彼女を覚えています
とてもきれいでとても甘い
夢みたいです....

[warwick1]

Subarashii! You remind me of the great poet Basho.

You should show this to a Japanese ML.

I did a 4 years evening course in Japanese which was basic and topped it up with 2 more years of study. Those were the years before I discovered punting.

Here's my contribution:

Taiyoo hangs low below the kumori
It turns the sora akai
I wonder where Minami is
Maybe walking alone in a lane
in a kimono with a kasa
私はまだ彼女を覚えています
とてもきれいでとても甘い
夢みたいです....

And you've only been "punting" since they lifted lock down you said , you are a man of many talents:surprise:You gotta remember what you post previously if you want to bullshit..........

[Raybo]

And you've only been "punting" since they lifted lock down you said , you are a man of many talents:surprise:You gotta remember what you post previously if you want to bullshit..........

bit like you.....

[Eff2fifty]

Why do you care?

[priapus1966]

Haiku are usually of 3 lines but not compulsorily so. The commonest form is 5 syllables in the first and third lines with seven syllables in the second - but again not compulsorily so. There can be a thematic link between two lines with a comment/conclusion/contradiction in the third. If you are really clever you can make the last words of the first and third lines rhyme - but again not compulsory. In fact most do not rhyme.

[rooter]

I think I will do a pseudo haiku for every new girl I see from now on.
Here is the first.


Hitomi
Fresh. Juicy.
Like Woolies?
No. Fresher! Juicier!
Like Farmers Market.
So Sweet
Crispy.

[Sibon]

Mr. Rooter, you are now transforming or elevating Sexual languages to the academic arena. Maybe one day you will invited to our Primary School to give a talk on this new subject.

For Playboy and Penhouse magazines when they invited writers to write articles they didn't write about sex. They wrote about lifestyle, automobiles, holidays, restaurants, hotels etc.

Same as here there is more than enough punting informations we actually welcome someone to write about his pastimes e.g. playing a musical instrument, learning a foreign language, fishing etc.

This haiku thing is an interesting diversion. Variety is a spice of life.

[Sibon]

This is for the new ML I've just met:

They say you're a bit chubby
They say you're a bit plain
And they say you're a bit short
But under the dim light of the room
your face is so kawaii
Between the ashii
you're so succulent and delicious
It is like bud before flowering
Your kuchi tastes so yawarakai and amai
Your chikubi are so hard and dark
Your 音声 is so soft and gentle
あなたを想う
夢の中見る

[Sibon]

I wonder if people nowadays are still interested to buy or read “Playboy or Penthouse” anymore, not me anyway. Maybe some will flip through it while waiting for a barber for its turn FREE of charge. People are not even paying for JAV movies but watching pirated copies or via TV box.

I think those magazines have ceased publishing many years ago. I worked for a publisher that published Penthouse magazines briefly for half a year. Met one Penthouse model with very short skirt and long slim legs in the lift. And having to be invited to the Penthouse of the Year Night was everyone's dream in the publisher.

[rooter]

A few new "Haikus" dedicated to some girls I have recently met.

Mio
Impossible girl
Were you real
Was it a dream
How fucken hot are you!

Momo
Curves
And then more curves
And then
Beauty

Antonella
Chiquita muy linda
It takes two to tango
But we fucked instead.

Aya
Your mouth
Your cunt
Your arse
Your eyes
OMG! your beautiful eyes.

Mila
So thicc
So tasty
I want to eat your arse
And swallow your tits.

[speranza]

Aren't the syllables in each line of a haiku meant to be 5, 7, 5 ?

Here's one I wrote ages ago - competition between bored work colleagues to use the phrase 'weeping helmet'

The suffering eyes
Belie the sweet ecstacy
Of weeping helmets

[formula44]

I only know
chinko insert manko ne!! please put your penis in pussy.
kawaii osiri! nise ass
kuchichodai.=cum in mouth
okao wa yamete= dont cum on face
iidesune!=very good!

Missed those TMC girls