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Djang0
22-10-2014, 06:40 PM
Never wrote up a report so bear with me.

Visited this joint last week. I called 5 min before getting there to make sure more than one girl is available so I wont have to get stuck with one choice since it was my first time visiting.

The owner (older lady) asked me to pay before going upstairs to see the girls so I did. Then she took me upstairs to the main bedroom and told me to wait there. 2 min later Yuki entered the room and asked me to take a shower. There was no other choices so I got stuck with Yuki (in her late 40s) since I paid in advance, I thought ok, lets just go with it and see the service.

She didnt join me in the shower and didnt even take one. I asked her to take a shower but she refused and said that she already had one. She was very quiet and never said anything except asking me to go to bed. She then started BBBJ which was weird and not satisfying since she had to stop every 5 second to spit out and clean her mouth!

I gave up on that and went straight to cow girl which was like having sex with a blow up doll, no facial impression but occasional yawning to the point that I thought to myself (I must really suck in bed!). Changed the position to doggy and she was uncomfortable claiming im too big which ruined it again. Went to missionary and she continued looking like a corps with occasional yawning. I just gave up since I could feel im loosing the erection.

I just sat on bed and told her to give me a handjob and she almost fell asleep and hit her forehead to mine, I had to push her back. I just told her to stay back and continued the handjob using Mrs Palmer and her five daughters (my hand! lol) at this point the bed head had some pointy decoration that was kind of hurting my back so I tried to sit up a little higher. For this, I had to put one of my hands (the one that was not in use) on the bed so I can pull myself up. She suddenly started to yell at me with her angry tone for putting my hand on the bed as she thought its the same hand I was using to masturbate. She got off the bed and grabbed another towel and started cleaning the bed on my time!

This totally ruined it for me. I was like, fuck it im out. I got up and had another shower. There was still 30min left to my time but when I got out of shower, she had all her clothes back on and was ready to go.

So I left.

Her body (ok for 40+ lady but saggy boobs)
Her service ( what service?)
Overall experience (you be the judge)
Do I go back again? (not even after my last resort even after all the sheep and goats and then Pauline Hansesn are gone!)

Oneonone
22-10-2014, 06:49 PM
Bro my sympathy is with you obviously you are not an experienced punter.

When you go for a punt the first thing to do is take charge and be prepared to walk.

Never hand over the money until you see what is on offer and how long you want to stay.

Check out the girls and if you don't like ask to see the others, usual answer is they are all busy but if you start to walk you will be surprised how many all of a sudden are not busy.

You are the customer its your money you decided who and what and when you spend it.

The hardest thing to do when I started punting many years ago now was to walk but you need to learn to do it.

Punt with your brains not your dick the world is full of beautiful lovely ladies all happy to sell themselves to you all you have to do is select the right one.

Happy punting.

Atomique
22-10-2014, 07:18 PM
geez dude, a WL in her late 40s? that should be illegal!

sometimes old birds like that are more willing to do whatever you ask (cim+s, lick shitter etc) because they know they wont get customers otherwise. But it sounds like that rotten old whore gives poor service too!

AHLUNGOR
22-10-2014, 07:23 PM
geez dude, a WL in her late 40s? that should be illegal!

sometimes old birds like that are more willing to do whatever you ask (cim+s, lick shitter etc) because they know they wont get customers otherwise. But it sounds like that rotten old whore gives poor service too!

I suggest you show some respect to the working lady!

She might be a bad punt but doesn't deserved to be called names !!

Djang0
22-10-2014, 08:21 PM
Bro my sympathy is with you obviously you are not an experienced punter.

When you go for a punt the first thing to do is take charge and be prepared to walk.

Never hand over the money until you see what is on offer and how long you want to stay.

Check out the girls and if you don't like ask to see the others, usual answer is they are all busy but if you start to walk you will be surprised how many all of a sudden are not busy.

You are the customer its your money you decided who and what and when you spend it.

The hardest thing to do when I started punting many years ago now was to walk but you need to learn to do it.

Punt with your brains not your dick the world is full of beautiful lovely ladies all happy to sell themselves to you all you have to do is select the right one.

Happy punting.

Yes I know, I agree with you, but as you said, im not an experienced punter. Never had to punt but currently on steroids so have no choice otherwise my girlfriend will be hospitalised! lol

Ok, so they create some kinda situation that I fill bad to tell the WL that she is not the one for me. I know what you mean and I will definitely use your advice and report back.



She might be a bad punt but doesn't deserved to be called names !!


Agreed!

avatar1
22-10-2014, 09:02 PM
I suggest you show some respect to the working lady!

She might be a bad punt but doesn't deserved to be called names !!

agreed a little full on there mate

harmony
22-10-2014, 09:15 PM
Commisserations brother Djang0
You lost me as soon as you said "asked me to pay before going upstairs to see the girls so I did"
From that moment I realised your story would go downhill, and thats the case
Im sure you will never make that mistake again

Its funny, in all other areas of life, you would never part with your money without knowing the outcome
But to avoid a case of blue balls, guys part with your money in haste

Oneonone is always on the money. You are in charge. Even $150 is a lot of money

Experience is sometimes an expensive teacher bro. All the best !

No doubt you will soon be an expert

goulash
22-10-2014, 09:21 PM
Yes, 40 is sooo old.

Not.

You'll grow up one day matey.

AHLUNGOR
22-10-2014, 11:11 PM
Commisserations brother Djang0
You lost me as soon as you said "asked me to pay before going upstairs to see the girls so I did"
From that moment I realised your story would go downhill, and thats the case
Im sure you will never make that mistake again

Its funny, in all other areas of life, you would never part with your money without knowing the outcome
But to avoid a case of blue balls, guys part with your money in haste

Oneonone is always on the money. You are in charge. Even $150 is a lot of money

Experience is sometimes an expensive teacher bro. All the best !

No doubt you will soon be an expert

Haha, brother Harmony!

You are Not trying to tell other brothers what to do and what not to do right ??

I'm still waiting to read about your First punt !!

It's been tooooooo long mate !

Do it ok !

Cheers

numberonebigsize
23-10-2014, 12:05 PM
Haha, brother Harmony!

You are Not trying to tell other brothers what to do and what not to do right ??

I'm still waiting to read about your First punt !!

It's been tooooooo long mate !

Do it ok !

Cheers

You noticed it too Bro AL. 858 horseshit posts form harmony and not one root!!!!!!!

AHLUNGOR
23-10-2014, 12:24 PM
You noticed it too Bro AL. 858 horseshit posts form harmony and not one root!!!!!!!


Well there, please be nice !

I think brother Harmony will come good one day, may be he is really shy ??

We should support him and give him some encouragement !!

Cheers

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