Sextus
15-01-2013, 04:28 PM
So this is my 500th post, and along with it I now belong to the new status of “Super Fans.”
Should it say instead “Super Fan”, as the current term doesn’t make any sense. Am I a “Super Fans” of this forum or am I a “Super Fan” of it?
It is good of admin to give us something to aim for, like scouts have to perform tasks to earn badges. We have to post to earn each new badge, post by post, so they are definitely earned, just like a scout’s are. But after 500 posts, we all show ourselves to be VASTLY MORE IMPURE than any scout.
In my pre-forum isolation I was a cbj and mish man on an eternal loop, but my early reviews show a sense of awakening sexual discovery.
Sex isn’t easy, it is complex, it is a development, and you can never just dive into the deep end of it, because like any complex activity it requires the mind to adapt gradually. My gradual sexual awakening came through my reading of your own experiences.
The forum expanded my mind, and the significant thing about an expanded mind is that once that starts to happen you become unsure where the end point of that is.
Under the influence of this forum, I have learnt, for example, (to my own vast surprise) that I do really love being on the most intimate of terms with a girl’s arsehole, ie, with my tongue. Then there were other speculations I had about spanking and handcuffs and dp’s - and where are the ladies co-operative with these activities? This all from a recent mere mish and cbj man! But I learnt from my queries, that this is an MOR forum.
But under your filthy guidance I still felt like someone with pots of paint to splash around and a big blank canvas to throw it onto. In some of my posts I may even had a devilish desire to stir that paint pot up a bit. But I still don’t know how much of this is genuine and how much is just a counter-reaction to my Puritan past. As I said, sex is complex and psychological, certainly it is for an older man no longer having the hair trigger penis of youth.
One recent example of my exploring this psychological side was to deliberately choose a real 18 year old girl at 533, Lena. Now this is nothing unusual for many of you out there - but it was for me. Angie cautioned me about her inexperience beforehand, and I reassured her not to worry, but meanwhile I slavered mentally in anticipation, like a lion being thrown an easy meal. Both punter and mamasan equally guilty in this evil, age old psychological game being played out yet once more. The knowing, worldly mamasan and the filthy older man drooling at the thought of roaming his hands over a near schoolgirl. Making it all the more desirable was that I couldn’t believe I was going to do this.
When a “seen it all” Angie led her into the room, the girl seemed to me like a doe being staked out for a lion. The whole session in fact, was a changing battle between my conscience and my devil. The devil eventually won by using my own conscience as a trigger for me to orgasm. But since then my conscience has been fighting back!
There are things we are allowed to think during sex, as an aid to orgasm, that we would never put into actual practice. Unless with permission of course. Thankfully George Orwell’s “thought crime” isn’t on the statute books yet, even if some here are advocates for it. Another reviewer, this time of a 64 girl, also spoke of “conjuring up his filthiest thought” to help him come. He was guarded about revealing exactly what that thought was, and despite my own need to be candid and honest with you, I thought I had also been forced, after recent events, into the same caution. Why? Because “The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by tyrannies.” But on second thoughts I can announce you won’t ever be getting any self-censorship from me, now or in the future.
So that where I am after 500 posts and a mere four months on the forum. At this rate of progression, I wonder where I will be a year from now?
But what about some of you? What do I know, or think I know, about some of the posters after my time here? Allow me some comments about a few of the most active posters:
AhLungor. Always a helpful and happy kind of guy. Funny, inventive and creative. Cheerful and uncontroversial. I’ve never seen him riled or upset about anything. Whoever his friends are, are lucky men and women. He finishes all his posts by humbly suggesting they are only worth “two cents.” He was weened too early and so can’t get enough big tits. A Spanish holiday for him has nothing to do with the Costa Brava. For his back problem I suggest a massage from the Swedish Prime Minister. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gbiqj1skGkk (12 seconds) He very rarely goes to a fs shop, no matter how BIG the tits on offer there may be.
Wilisno. He is ready and willing to take a debate on and shake it between his teeth like a bulldog, but doesn’t take a counter view personally. He says, in fact, that “there is nothing more enjoyable than a civilised debate.” In that case maybe he should stop punting altogether and just go to toastmasters? Like me and AhLungor, he seems to be a total night owl, if our 2am or later posts mean anything. And they probably do, unless we all suffer from the same form of somnambulism. He is also quick and helpful with advice, and won’t let a funny post go by without adding his own comment to it. But unlike AhLungor, he claims he doesn’t like big boobs?? Hell, what is not to like I say, when it is just more of what you already like in the first place?? He agrees with my statement that “all men are sluts” though otherwise he is always warning against the dangers of generalisations, particularly about nationalities. But we both agree that this aspect of men is an exception to the rule. Maybe because men are the best ones qualified to know this, as individuals and collectively. Wilisno also seems to have a “Commissioner Gordon Batphone.”
Rooter. A member with a forum name that says it like it is. And he has done most things to justify his pen name too. I remember this about him, while other members might not, mainly because I would like to do most – probably all - of what he has already done. He says, however, that he is restricting himself to much straighter sex these days, though I would still say he hardly suffers from a lack of indulgency. In this regard he reminds me of Doc Tydon from “Wake in Fright” (Ted Kotcheff director, 1971 - I’ve met him.) Doc Tydon said that he gave up spirits and only drinks beer these days “with some restraint” before going on the mother of all three day benders and corrupting a complete innocent – a schoolteacher - in the process. On this forum, I may yet prove to be that innocent. Rooter is a valuable, funny and inventive forum contributor, helpful with most advice, but maybe not how to get into some of those incredibly horny group things he’s got up to in the past. He would like us all to open our pockets up more too, at certain shops, or shop, I should say, however reluctantly the rest of us may feel about doing that. Like Bill_100, Boater, Max Impact, Niceman and Gpop, he belongs to that select sub-set on the forum who can afford to indulge in Brand Girls, at least on a frequent basis. Though Rooter claims that is only because the acid in money burns holes in his pocket, accounting for both his threadbare appearance and threadbare bank account.
Boater is attentive and considerate to the psychological and physical needs of WL’s. Even to the extent of interrupting sex halfway through to force feed them pies if he thinks they are hungry. And speaking of pies, he’ll stay at one of them – preferably hairless - for as long as it takes to make the owner of them come. I’ve read of episodes of him down there lasting over 40 minutes! He must have a neck the thickness of Bull Durham’s to sustain such a difficult horizontal mechanical advantage – or lack of it, I should say. Our heads, after all, weigh the same as the average bowling ball.
But Boater is most famous for his Three Laws of interaction with WL’s, which are:
“I explain my three requests to them:
1) If I do something you don't like tell me and we will do something else.
2) If I do something you do like, tell me and we will do some more.
3) Feel free to make suggestions. "
For these wisdoms alone, his gratitiude from the forum is assured, even if his cues may come from Issac Asimov’s own Three Laws. Boater also has a big dick and would prefer to be a little less hairy. Mate, I tell you, you can’t have it all! He ca-a-a-an be a little bit serious, but I think he saves most of his humour to work it on his hot WL’s instead of on less sympathetic types like us, whose tits - by contrast - are like two aspros on an ironing board.
cmk76. There is also a quote from him that is a keeper, and it will probably outlast him (as some have outlasted Abraham Lincoln):
“If you can make a girl laugh then you can make them do aa-aaa-nything.”
I may perhaps become more successful in that goal if I can first learn the nuances of humour in Cantonese or Mandarin. Or maybe I might have to learn the languages before I can even learn their nuances. (I’ll bet Kevin Rudd knows how to swear in Mandarin though.) First step in learning those languages might be marrying a China Girl to give her citizenship – though, despite my recent romantic offer of my hand in marriage to whoever China Girl wants it, I’ve since learnt that is a lot more difficult to achieve than I first thought. But nevertheless, the value of winning a girl’s extra favours through humour was certainly an early and true challenge that cmk76 put up. And he offered that in response to my complaints about being unable to touch up the bare tits of the Styles girls while they sucked my cock. So he suggested I start using humour as a tool - instead of just using my tool, I presume. But his first motivation in joining up, he says, was to win the 64 review prize. But I think he was really trying to sweep the pool of that prize by winning first, second and third prize entirely by the length of his entry. (Did anyone just say “Look the fuck who’s talking?” ) As it turned out, he literally came out of forum nowhere, an unknown, to race down the outside straight in the last two days of the competiton and “snatch” second place, or should I say “come” second? Only the prize he claimed can say! This notable award by the 64 brothel / literary agency I hope is destined to join the Miles Franklin or Booker, or even the Pulitzer, for prestige on the literary scene. Cmk76 has become a fine new regular contributor to the forum though, so we can thank 64, Dean, and its girls for flushing him out of his punting anonymity. We were both comprehensibly thrashed (I exaggerate) by Ilovefs and Wizard in the last competition though, and cmk76, bruised and suffering from writer’s doubt, appealed to Dean to tell him where he had placed in the rankings. Dean’s new duty soothing writer’s egos is something he may not have expected when he took on this role.
The Wizard deserves another award too - the “Blue Helmet” from the UN as a peacekeeper. He is careful to stay neutral, recognising instinctively the importance in history of such moderating roles. He monitors controversial threads like the UN monitoring Somalia, and has an uncanny abilty to know when the threads have run their course, and their full value extracted. He emerges to make his appeal at the right moment to higher authorities to shut them down. “Blessed are the peacemakers.” Or was that cheesemakers? Or was it any manufacturers of dairy products? He reminds me a little of the priest at the beginning of the 1950’s “War of the Worlds” – the one starring Gene Barry - who walked towards a sinister looking craft protected by nothing but the holy book and some platitudes – right before he was zapped. The scriptwriters didn’t even allow him the dignity of being reduced to a pile of ashes – just a hole in the ground!
In sexual matters, The Wizard believes that:
'Every sperm is sacred
Every sperm is great
If a sperm is wasted
Gods get quite irate."
Consequently he considers a load of it dumped anonymously into a latex condom to be a total waste. He much prefers to land it anywhere else a girl will allow. I like to vary it up more just a little, but I am not far from his own thinking. He is loyal to certain shops out of a sense of gratitude for the fantastic experiences they have given him, and he likes to entertain the thought that these shops see him as more than just a wallet with folding stuff in it. I do know the feeling of gratitude he feels for these profound experiences - particularly given my own sexual awakening of the last few months. In his New Year’s resolutions though, he voiced a desire to find and settle down with a girlfriend. I warned him on the open forum about the risk of suffering from “onegina” for which there is only one cure, and it ain’t a pill, or the much bigger risk of the gf being nowhere near as gorgeous as the girls he currently enjoys, and that, finally, once a punter always a punter. Somehow I don’t think we’ll lose him from this forum.
Blackbird. He is a new member attracted onto the site by the “dynamic discussions” he was reading. His first ever post was about me, and it was a little ominous, making me think that his choice of pen name may be more significant than we might think. Ravens feature in the dark tales of Edgar Alan Poe. But he still confessed openly in that first post to “knowing nothing about me” and maybe this post of mine will tell him more about that. Since then he has offered up fascinating tales of sexual journeys in Cambodia in clearly written prose. (Wayne, he even may know what a “modal sentence” is, even if I the fuck don’t.) The Blackbird on The Beatles White Album sings beautifully, so I look forward to reading about his Sydney adventures. I have a strong belief that his tongue has never made acquaintance with a girl’s arsehole, but he is promising us all an introductory biography soon so he might clear that little detail up!
Bill_100. Another man who takes the pleasure of his female partners seriously. In fact, he considers it to be a "blow to his ego" if he can’t make a girl come, “as I can usually get most girls to come without difficulty” (My bold text.) This casual, if startling, remark led me to beginning a thread seeking advice on the best ways to make girls come – and it is still probably the highlight thread (for me) of my time on this forum. Little Wonder also said that “he feels a failure if he can’t make a girl come” but reassures us that he can still do it “over 90% of the time.” With the contribution of these two and others to that thread, (Boater too of course) it proved just how valuable this forum can be.
KickAss, a quite new member at the time, was also responsible, maybe not for the most informative thread to arise, but surely one of the most long running for its entertainment value. Because it saw the emergence of Sammi as a much needed and desired feminine presence on the forum. We talk about girls all the time here, but we rarely get to talk to them. KickAss posted a review of her that wasn’t all that positive, but Sammi chimed in one post later and instantly got the sympathy of the rest of the forum. Poor KickAss! He was on a hiding to nothing! Randi_liu advised him in no uncertain terms to “be away from Chinese girls” and followed up with the memorable "I thoroughly angered." Chivalrous knights from all corners of the realm rushed in to defend Sammi’s honour, and as KickAss observed bemusedly, “hang, draw and quarter” him. Sammi was inspired by all of this support - and amongst all the flirting with Sammi from Ahlungor and Wilisno - reacted passionately to KickAss’s last post on the subject when he said that, as a Brand Girl, he didn’t consider her to be “gorgeous.” She asked for his bank account details so she could send his “dirty money” back to him. KickAss, showing great dignity, didn’t respond to this provocation with a single word. But he does deserve great thanks from all of us for introducing Sammi to the forum, as we continue to follow her ongoing story of setting up her own Brand Girl business. (As far as I can work out though, KickAss is the only active poster of this forum with a six pack. Like me, he never tips to help protect our fellow brothers from its corrupting influence on girls' service levels.)
Steven Seagal. He may not have been news to all of you long termers, but he was to me. I can’t believe we get his reviews for free. From his lofty eyrie on Mullholland Drive, he regularly flys into Sydney to explore places on our behalf that we ourselves largely fear to tread (in.) I don’t know how he achieves getting a laugh on every line with such a light touch, I just know that he does. His reviews are not only greatly amusing but have more pop culture references woven into them than – well, I was going to say a Persian carpet, but it doesn’t quite fit. He keeps a suitable Hollywood detachment from the day to day goings on on this forum, and chooses his moments to make an appearance like any Hollywood star should - even if his star has waned a little in recent years. Happens to the best of them. Even happened to the great Burt Lancaster. If any of us ever manage to give Mr. Seagal a laugh or two in return, we will still always be in his debt.
A thank you to all those who have been so helpful to me in my queries, like how to finally have successful arse sex without slipping out after one or two stokes. Thanks Goldfish man, Rooter, Bracket, Fisher and Sgt Brody. Do you know fellas, that I am going to try to do this today for the first time in my life??
Sextus. :D
Ps. Some of you might have noticed that this is my 501st post. Yes, I sacrificed my actual 500th post, that I was saving for this piece, to comfort Sammi who had just confessed how truly lonely she had been while she was in Sydney. (“Why would a WL want a boyfriend” thread.) She has turned us all into chivalrous knights, or puppies, as the case may be. We talk to each other generously here, but everyone knows it is to the girls where our big loyalties lie
Pps. No arse sex! (Shakira, Elizabeth st.) Thought it was included in the rate, because that is how it is advertised. A tip required, Wilisno, or no show! See what I mean mate? Corrupted by tips! And I needed money to get home!
Should it say instead “Super Fan”, as the current term doesn’t make any sense. Am I a “Super Fans” of this forum or am I a “Super Fan” of it?
It is good of admin to give us something to aim for, like scouts have to perform tasks to earn badges. We have to post to earn each new badge, post by post, so they are definitely earned, just like a scout’s are. But after 500 posts, we all show ourselves to be VASTLY MORE IMPURE than any scout.
In my pre-forum isolation I was a cbj and mish man on an eternal loop, but my early reviews show a sense of awakening sexual discovery.
Sex isn’t easy, it is complex, it is a development, and you can never just dive into the deep end of it, because like any complex activity it requires the mind to adapt gradually. My gradual sexual awakening came through my reading of your own experiences.
The forum expanded my mind, and the significant thing about an expanded mind is that once that starts to happen you become unsure where the end point of that is.
Under the influence of this forum, I have learnt, for example, (to my own vast surprise) that I do really love being on the most intimate of terms with a girl’s arsehole, ie, with my tongue. Then there were other speculations I had about spanking and handcuffs and dp’s - and where are the ladies co-operative with these activities? This all from a recent mere mish and cbj man! But I learnt from my queries, that this is an MOR forum.
But under your filthy guidance I still felt like someone with pots of paint to splash around and a big blank canvas to throw it onto. In some of my posts I may even had a devilish desire to stir that paint pot up a bit. But I still don’t know how much of this is genuine and how much is just a counter-reaction to my Puritan past. As I said, sex is complex and psychological, certainly it is for an older man no longer having the hair trigger penis of youth.
One recent example of my exploring this psychological side was to deliberately choose a real 18 year old girl at 533, Lena. Now this is nothing unusual for many of you out there - but it was for me. Angie cautioned me about her inexperience beforehand, and I reassured her not to worry, but meanwhile I slavered mentally in anticipation, like a lion being thrown an easy meal. Both punter and mamasan equally guilty in this evil, age old psychological game being played out yet once more. The knowing, worldly mamasan and the filthy older man drooling at the thought of roaming his hands over a near schoolgirl. Making it all the more desirable was that I couldn’t believe I was going to do this.
When a “seen it all” Angie led her into the room, the girl seemed to me like a doe being staked out for a lion. The whole session in fact, was a changing battle between my conscience and my devil. The devil eventually won by using my own conscience as a trigger for me to orgasm. But since then my conscience has been fighting back!
There are things we are allowed to think during sex, as an aid to orgasm, that we would never put into actual practice. Unless with permission of course. Thankfully George Orwell’s “thought crime” isn’t on the statute books yet, even if some here are advocates for it. Another reviewer, this time of a 64 girl, also spoke of “conjuring up his filthiest thought” to help him come. He was guarded about revealing exactly what that thought was, and despite my own need to be candid and honest with you, I thought I had also been forced, after recent events, into the same caution. Why? Because “The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by tyrannies.” But on second thoughts I can announce you won’t ever be getting any self-censorship from me, now or in the future.
So that where I am after 500 posts and a mere four months on the forum. At this rate of progression, I wonder where I will be a year from now?
But what about some of you? What do I know, or think I know, about some of the posters after my time here? Allow me some comments about a few of the most active posters:
AhLungor. Always a helpful and happy kind of guy. Funny, inventive and creative. Cheerful and uncontroversial. I’ve never seen him riled or upset about anything. Whoever his friends are, are lucky men and women. He finishes all his posts by humbly suggesting they are only worth “two cents.” He was weened too early and so can’t get enough big tits. A Spanish holiday for him has nothing to do with the Costa Brava. For his back problem I suggest a massage from the Swedish Prime Minister. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gbiqj1skGkk (12 seconds) He very rarely goes to a fs shop, no matter how BIG the tits on offer there may be.
Wilisno. He is ready and willing to take a debate on and shake it between his teeth like a bulldog, but doesn’t take a counter view personally. He says, in fact, that “there is nothing more enjoyable than a civilised debate.” In that case maybe he should stop punting altogether and just go to toastmasters? Like me and AhLungor, he seems to be a total night owl, if our 2am or later posts mean anything. And they probably do, unless we all suffer from the same form of somnambulism. He is also quick and helpful with advice, and won’t let a funny post go by without adding his own comment to it. But unlike AhLungor, he claims he doesn’t like big boobs?? Hell, what is not to like I say, when it is just more of what you already like in the first place?? He agrees with my statement that “all men are sluts” though otherwise he is always warning against the dangers of generalisations, particularly about nationalities. But we both agree that this aspect of men is an exception to the rule. Maybe because men are the best ones qualified to know this, as individuals and collectively. Wilisno also seems to have a “Commissioner Gordon Batphone.”
Rooter. A member with a forum name that says it like it is. And he has done most things to justify his pen name too. I remember this about him, while other members might not, mainly because I would like to do most – probably all - of what he has already done. He says, however, that he is restricting himself to much straighter sex these days, though I would still say he hardly suffers from a lack of indulgency. In this regard he reminds me of Doc Tydon from “Wake in Fright” (Ted Kotcheff director, 1971 - I’ve met him.) Doc Tydon said that he gave up spirits and only drinks beer these days “with some restraint” before going on the mother of all three day benders and corrupting a complete innocent – a schoolteacher - in the process. On this forum, I may yet prove to be that innocent. Rooter is a valuable, funny and inventive forum contributor, helpful with most advice, but maybe not how to get into some of those incredibly horny group things he’s got up to in the past. He would like us all to open our pockets up more too, at certain shops, or shop, I should say, however reluctantly the rest of us may feel about doing that. Like Bill_100, Boater, Max Impact, Niceman and Gpop, he belongs to that select sub-set on the forum who can afford to indulge in Brand Girls, at least on a frequent basis. Though Rooter claims that is only because the acid in money burns holes in his pocket, accounting for both his threadbare appearance and threadbare bank account.
Boater is attentive and considerate to the psychological and physical needs of WL’s. Even to the extent of interrupting sex halfway through to force feed them pies if he thinks they are hungry. And speaking of pies, he’ll stay at one of them – preferably hairless - for as long as it takes to make the owner of them come. I’ve read of episodes of him down there lasting over 40 minutes! He must have a neck the thickness of Bull Durham’s to sustain such a difficult horizontal mechanical advantage – or lack of it, I should say. Our heads, after all, weigh the same as the average bowling ball.
But Boater is most famous for his Three Laws of interaction with WL’s, which are:
“I explain my three requests to them:
1) If I do something you don't like tell me and we will do something else.
2) If I do something you do like, tell me and we will do some more.
3) Feel free to make suggestions. "
For these wisdoms alone, his gratitiude from the forum is assured, even if his cues may come from Issac Asimov’s own Three Laws. Boater also has a big dick and would prefer to be a little less hairy. Mate, I tell you, you can’t have it all! He ca-a-a-an be a little bit serious, but I think he saves most of his humour to work it on his hot WL’s instead of on less sympathetic types like us, whose tits - by contrast - are like two aspros on an ironing board.
cmk76. There is also a quote from him that is a keeper, and it will probably outlast him (as some have outlasted Abraham Lincoln):
“If you can make a girl laugh then you can make them do aa-aaa-nything.”
I may perhaps become more successful in that goal if I can first learn the nuances of humour in Cantonese or Mandarin. Or maybe I might have to learn the languages before I can even learn their nuances. (I’ll bet Kevin Rudd knows how to swear in Mandarin though.) First step in learning those languages might be marrying a China Girl to give her citizenship – though, despite my recent romantic offer of my hand in marriage to whoever China Girl wants it, I’ve since learnt that is a lot more difficult to achieve than I first thought. But nevertheless, the value of winning a girl’s extra favours through humour was certainly an early and true challenge that cmk76 put up. And he offered that in response to my complaints about being unable to touch up the bare tits of the Styles girls while they sucked my cock. So he suggested I start using humour as a tool - instead of just using my tool, I presume. But his first motivation in joining up, he says, was to win the 64 review prize. But I think he was really trying to sweep the pool of that prize by winning first, second and third prize entirely by the length of his entry. (Did anyone just say “Look the fuck who’s talking?” ) As it turned out, he literally came out of forum nowhere, an unknown, to race down the outside straight in the last two days of the competiton and “snatch” second place, or should I say “come” second? Only the prize he claimed can say! This notable award by the 64 brothel / literary agency I hope is destined to join the Miles Franklin or Booker, or even the Pulitzer, for prestige on the literary scene. Cmk76 has become a fine new regular contributor to the forum though, so we can thank 64, Dean, and its girls for flushing him out of his punting anonymity. We were both comprehensibly thrashed (I exaggerate) by Ilovefs and Wizard in the last competition though, and cmk76, bruised and suffering from writer’s doubt, appealed to Dean to tell him where he had placed in the rankings. Dean’s new duty soothing writer’s egos is something he may not have expected when he took on this role.
The Wizard deserves another award too - the “Blue Helmet” from the UN as a peacekeeper. He is careful to stay neutral, recognising instinctively the importance in history of such moderating roles. He monitors controversial threads like the UN monitoring Somalia, and has an uncanny abilty to know when the threads have run their course, and their full value extracted. He emerges to make his appeal at the right moment to higher authorities to shut them down. “Blessed are the peacemakers.” Or was that cheesemakers? Or was it any manufacturers of dairy products? He reminds me a little of the priest at the beginning of the 1950’s “War of the Worlds” – the one starring Gene Barry - who walked towards a sinister looking craft protected by nothing but the holy book and some platitudes – right before he was zapped. The scriptwriters didn’t even allow him the dignity of being reduced to a pile of ashes – just a hole in the ground!
In sexual matters, The Wizard believes that:
'Every sperm is sacred
Every sperm is great
If a sperm is wasted
Gods get quite irate."
Consequently he considers a load of it dumped anonymously into a latex condom to be a total waste. He much prefers to land it anywhere else a girl will allow. I like to vary it up more just a little, but I am not far from his own thinking. He is loyal to certain shops out of a sense of gratitude for the fantastic experiences they have given him, and he likes to entertain the thought that these shops see him as more than just a wallet with folding stuff in it. I do know the feeling of gratitude he feels for these profound experiences - particularly given my own sexual awakening of the last few months. In his New Year’s resolutions though, he voiced a desire to find and settle down with a girlfriend. I warned him on the open forum about the risk of suffering from “onegina” for which there is only one cure, and it ain’t a pill, or the much bigger risk of the gf being nowhere near as gorgeous as the girls he currently enjoys, and that, finally, once a punter always a punter. Somehow I don’t think we’ll lose him from this forum.
Blackbird. He is a new member attracted onto the site by the “dynamic discussions” he was reading. His first ever post was about me, and it was a little ominous, making me think that his choice of pen name may be more significant than we might think. Ravens feature in the dark tales of Edgar Alan Poe. But he still confessed openly in that first post to “knowing nothing about me” and maybe this post of mine will tell him more about that. Since then he has offered up fascinating tales of sexual journeys in Cambodia in clearly written prose. (Wayne, he even may know what a “modal sentence” is, even if I the fuck don’t.) The Blackbird on The Beatles White Album sings beautifully, so I look forward to reading about his Sydney adventures. I have a strong belief that his tongue has never made acquaintance with a girl’s arsehole, but he is promising us all an introductory biography soon so he might clear that little detail up!
Bill_100. Another man who takes the pleasure of his female partners seriously. In fact, he considers it to be a "blow to his ego" if he can’t make a girl come, “as I can usually get most girls to come without difficulty” (My bold text.) This casual, if startling, remark led me to beginning a thread seeking advice on the best ways to make girls come – and it is still probably the highlight thread (for me) of my time on this forum. Little Wonder also said that “he feels a failure if he can’t make a girl come” but reassures us that he can still do it “over 90% of the time.” With the contribution of these two and others to that thread, (Boater too of course) it proved just how valuable this forum can be.
KickAss, a quite new member at the time, was also responsible, maybe not for the most informative thread to arise, but surely one of the most long running for its entertainment value. Because it saw the emergence of Sammi as a much needed and desired feminine presence on the forum. We talk about girls all the time here, but we rarely get to talk to them. KickAss posted a review of her that wasn’t all that positive, but Sammi chimed in one post later and instantly got the sympathy of the rest of the forum. Poor KickAss! He was on a hiding to nothing! Randi_liu advised him in no uncertain terms to “be away from Chinese girls” and followed up with the memorable "I thoroughly angered." Chivalrous knights from all corners of the realm rushed in to defend Sammi’s honour, and as KickAss observed bemusedly, “hang, draw and quarter” him. Sammi was inspired by all of this support - and amongst all the flirting with Sammi from Ahlungor and Wilisno - reacted passionately to KickAss’s last post on the subject when he said that, as a Brand Girl, he didn’t consider her to be “gorgeous.” She asked for his bank account details so she could send his “dirty money” back to him. KickAss, showing great dignity, didn’t respond to this provocation with a single word. But he does deserve great thanks from all of us for introducing Sammi to the forum, as we continue to follow her ongoing story of setting up her own Brand Girl business. (As far as I can work out though, KickAss is the only active poster of this forum with a six pack. Like me, he never tips to help protect our fellow brothers from its corrupting influence on girls' service levels.)
Steven Seagal. He may not have been news to all of you long termers, but he was to me. I can’t believe we get his reviews for free. From his lofty eyrie on Mullholland Drive, he regularly flys into Sydney to explore places on our behalf that we ourselves largely fear to tread (in.) I don’t know how he achieves getting a laugh on every line with such a light touch, I just know that he does. His reviews are not only greatly amusing but have more pop culture references woven into them than – well, I was going to say a Persian carpet, but it doesn’t quite fit. He keeps a suitable Hollywood detachment from the day to day goings on on this forum, and chooses his moments to make an appearance like any Hollywood star should - even if his star has waned a little in recent years. Happens to the best of them. Even happened to the great Burt Lancaster. If any of us ever manage to give Mr. Seagal a laugh or two in return, we will still always be in his debt.
A thank you to all those who have been so helpful to me in my queries, like how to finally have successful arse sex without slipping out after one or two stokes. Thanks Goldfish man, Rooter, Bracket, Fisher and Sgt Brody. Do you know fellas, that I am going to try to do this today for the first time in my life??
Sextus. :D
Ps. Some of you might have noticed that this is my 501st post. Yes, I sacrificed my actual 500th post, that I was saving for this piece, to comfort Sammi who had just confessed how truly lonely she had been while she was in Sydney. (“Why would a WL want a boyfriend” thread.) She has turned us all into chivalrous knights, or puppies, as the case may be. We talk to each other generously here, but everyone knows it is to the girls where our big loyalties lie
Pps. No arse sex! (Shakira, Elizabeth st.) Thought it was included in the rate, because that is how it is advertised. A tip required, Wilisno, or no show! See what I mean mate? Corrupted by tips! And I needed money to get home!