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cmk76
20-12-2014, 10:50 PM
Jerry had high expectations of wanting me to tell her what the future holds for her in her life. I’m neither a fortune teller nor psychic. Despite what was revealed to her by a third party. But I was able to profile the type of person that she may be like as I was licking her pussy… (Hehehe...) This is an interpolated extract from a research I did of her character…

Jerry is an incredible nurturer. Likes to mother the little boy in the men she comes across in her lifetime. Maternal. She is home, family, or community oriented. Loving, warm, understanding, compassionate, responsible, great awareness, reliable and interested in pleasing others. Excellent caretaker and provider. Enjoys being of service to others, and this is true to family and friends. In my case, very accommodating to my needs. Her life revolves around home and family, and her parenting instincts are very strong. The word domestic most likely describes her well. And one job that Jerry would love is being a stay at home parent…

Jerry should be mindful as she becomes self-righteous and critical of others. Because she is so giving, there is a tendency to become a slave to others. Consequently, she neglects her own emotional and physical needs in doing so. She prospers on supporting others, and this it seems, may be difficult to balance between helping and meddling. A constant strength to someone who needs taking care of in a relationship, or with a child. In this process, it impedes them to experience life and learn its lessons. Overprotective? However, Jerry is magnetic. People are often drawn to her, and her moods can affect the room…

Humanitarian. Leader. Gambler. Pioneer. Initiator. Ambition. Drive. Highly independent. Creative. Keen and rapid mind. Her thoughts rarely stops for a second. It is continually running like that hamster on the wheel. Hates restriction to work with others. Becomes easily frustrated with routine. Needs to be occupied ALL THE TIME! A genuine devotion to the welfare of fellow human beings. But she must be cautious of placing people on pedestals, as they will often fall in life. When people around her are out of control, she’s the one who instinctively takes charge...

Jerry’s natural determination and inventiveness are her strengths to gain financial reward. In whatever field she chooses to do. Generally open to ideas, but can be extremely stubborn, hard headed once her mind is latched on to a single focus. Easily bored, needs to keep herself busy. Needs to be fast paced and continuously flowing. Loves to force the issue when progress has stalled or when it is not at the same pace as her mind is set to. That is, overdrive!

Today’s session was weird for me as her mind was running over a 100 km’s while I was winding down from a day at work. I’m riding my tricycle while she is in her Ferrari. Calm, peaceful, relaxed was how I aimed to be with her. This didn’t work for Jerry. I tried settling her craziness but was overwhelmed by her vibrant, sometimes deranged personality. She ran me off the road a few times with her remarks and persistence. I didn’t know how to take her. Boring was a word she used in the session to describe my preference. Like a chameleon, I had to switch gears and meet her on her level of kookiness and outrageous antics. Cuckoo with a capital K would be a way to describe her. Maybe that was the symbol of her tattoo. A cuckoo bird! Unconventional and odd moments of laughter bursting out between us. Jerry can be a total head fuck, but I won’t hold that against her. I appreciate and love her unique persona. She made me laugh and smile at very, very peculiar things. Things I would never normally laugh at. I guess she brought out the kookiness in me. She is an explosive, potentially volatile time bomb that needs to channel her energy onto productive and creative projects for the better purpose of her mental being. A suggestion for her holiday would be to climb Mount Everest, or run the marathon! Just so she could keep up with her mind!

Jerry’s claim that her bbbj was fantastic. I wouldn’t know. I was too fixated at this beautiful creature and her ways of thinking that it ended up hurting my brain! Fast and furious would have been the way to go with her, but I was a little tame today. In the last 5 minutes, I got her to masturbate me with mouth open before she devoured my cock as I exploded inside...

Jerry, Erica was nuts! But you are fucking nuts! You have a weird, brilliant and wonderful way of perceiving things in life. From your colorful quips, pink wig, pouty lips to the burning desire for challenges in your heart. I was too afraid to look into your eyes, for fear that it may drive me a little… cuckoo. Sharing that hour with you was odd, unnerving, startling and unexpected. It was quite an experience and I don’t think I will forget it or you anytime soon. I know that you will be wildly successful in your life and in all that you do. Don’t bother taking my recommendation on doing yoga or meditation. You don’t need it, you’re fine the way you are. We were 2 polar opposites working against each other in bed, but being with you triggered a memory of myself in the past. I don’t get the way you are, but after finishing this piece… I think I finally got it…

Christmas
20-12-2014, 11:02 PM
OMFG wait, i need oxford advanced learner's dictionary. Too many divine vocabulary!!!!
I am speechless.

cmk76
20-12-2014, 11:06 PM
OMFG wait, i need oxford advanced learner's dictionary. Too many divine vocabulary!!!!
I am speechless.

Where's your Korean google translator... eh?

Max Impact
20-12-2014, 11:33 PM
Kooky just happens to be my favourite word to describe this enigma.

And I agree, anything Jerry decides to do in life she will succeed.

Christmas
20-12-2014, 11:51 PM
Humanitarian. Leader. Gambler. Pioneer. Initiator.

High expectation brings high disappointment. However, it is even better than i expected indeed.
I really enjoyed your spirit reading. Let's go to Bronte for doing yoga or something? I have a lulu lemon's yoga matt but it's almost new. What do you think? It would be fun and you can see my real hair which you were very obsessed with.

Christmas
20-12-2014, 11:52 PM
San q daddy. Miss you (not in a sexy way) xx


Kooky just happens to be my favourite word to describe this enigma.

And I agree, anything Jerry decides to do in life she will succeed.

iamwingman
21-12-2014, 12:28 AM
OP,

sounds like you couldn't handle her.

TBH, sounds like no one walking on this earth could handle her.

So let her be.... As the immortal Beatles sing.

And appreciate the uniqueness that is Jerry.

WM

cmk76
21-12-2014, 12:41 AM
OP,

sounds like you couldn't handle her.

TBH, sounds like no one walking on this earth could handle her.

So let her be.... As the immortal Beatles sing.

And appreciate the uniqueness that is Jerry.

WM

Agreed... I know VERY well that I could not handle her...

Max Impact
21-12-2014, 12:45 AM
San q daddy. Miss you (not in a sexy way) xx

Yes, I know our wild sexual days are over. No need to remind me constantly. I will make love to you vicariously through Erica.

(Advanced Korean/English dictionary required).

cmk76
21-12-2014, 12:47 AM
High expectation brings high disappointment. However, it is even better than i expected indeed.
I really enjoyed your spirit reading. Let's go to Bronte for doing yoga or something? I have a lulu lemon's yoga matt but it's almost new. What do you think? It would be fun and you can see my real hair which you were very obsessed with.

Hahaha... Your statement below is flattering... but sits a little uncomfortable with me... I recommend that you do a half hour run on treadmill or in park (flat even surface) and retreat your tired mind to do bikram yoga (40 degree heat) in a class with no distractions... :smile:

Christmas
21-12-2014, 12:57 AM
Hahaha... Your statement below is flattering... but sits a little uncomfortable with me... I recommend that you do a half hour run on treadmill or in park (flat even surface) and retreat your tired mind to do bikram yoga (40 degree heat) in a class with no distractions... :smile:

Oh i see i changed =>. Bikram gave me permanent face flushing. I would rather just lie down on beach sand instead :)

cmk76
21-12-2014, 10:25 PM
피할 수 없다면 즐기는 수 밖에

Can you please translate above...? Btw,... do Koreans have their version of fried rice? I'm curious... maybe Eric can answer this...

wilisno
21-12-2014, 11:04 PM
피할 수 없다면 즐기는 수 밖에

Can you please translate above...? Btw,... do Koreans have their version of fried rice? I'm curious... maybe Eric can answer this...
It means : If you can not avoid force yourself to enjoy

kido
21-12-2014, 11:09 PM
Where does she work?

wilisno
21-12-2014, 11:13 PM
Where does she work?

Look at the Prefix of the thread title !

Christmas
22-12-2014, 02:35 AM
It means : If you can not avoid force yourself to enjoy

Oh wow! Job well done.

Christmas
22-12-2014, 02:42 AM
피할 수 없다면 즐기는 수 밖에

Can you please translate above...? Btw,... do Koreans have their version of fried rice? I'm curious... maybe Eric can answer this...

Yes we have. But we usually order fried rice from Chinese restaurant. It normally comes with black bean sauce and spicy seafood soup.

Fried rice = 볶음밥 [bo kkum bob]
I am full = 배불러 [bae bool ler]
I am hungry = 배고파 [bae go pa]

Some useful phrases...

Max Impact
22-12-2014, 06:07 PM
Yes we have. But we usually order fried rice from Chinese restaurant. It normally comes with black bean sauce and spicy seafood soup.

Fried rice = 볶음밥 [bo kkum bob]
I am full = 배불러 [bae bool ler]
I am hungry = 배고파 [bae go pa]

Some useful phrases...

Hi Jerry, have you tried all 100 Korean dishes in this food list challenge?



http://www.listchallenges.com/korean-food

Christmas
23-12-2014, 11:07 AM
Hi Jerry, have you tried all 100 Korean dishes in this food list challenge?



http://www.listchallenges.com/korean-food

OMG I am dribbling.
Of course i've tried all because i lived there for... long lol oh wait. i haven't tried #76 whale meat.

MY favourite food all the time, #47
craving at the moment #82
#88, #89, #90 I looooove it (+try out 17 tea, the best.)17015

cmk76
23-12-2014, 09:33 PM
OMG I am dribbling.
Of course i've tried all because i lived there for... long lol oh wait. i haven't tried #76 whale meat.

MY favourite food all the time, #47
craving at the moment #82
#88, #89, #90 I looooove it (+try out 17 tea, the best.)17015

What happened to KFC? (Korean fried chicken)

Christmas
23-12-2014, 10:41 PM
What happened to KFC? (Korean fried chicken)

I prefer Taiwanese fried chicken. TFC
but i would like to recommend spring onion chicken.(you can order in korean restaurant) it comes with mustard sauce and very delicious. only problem is smelly breath after finish it.17042

Max Impact
25-12-2014, 09:26 PM
OMG I am dribbling.
Of course i've tried all because i lived there for... long lol oh wait. i haven't tried #76 whale meat.

MY favourite food all the time, #47
craving at the moment #82
#88, #89, #90 I looooove it (+try out 17 tea, the best.)17015

You're a very good K-Gal not eating whale meat.

Max Impact
25-12-2014, 09:27 PM
OMG I am dribbling.
Of course i've tried all because i lived there for... long lol oh wait. i haven't tried #76 whale meat.

MY favourite food all the time, #47
craving at the moment #82
#88, #89, #90 I looooove it (+try out 17 tea, the best.)17015

You're a very good K-Gal not eating whale meat.

Sextus
26-12-2014, 01:37 AM
Friend cmk you are a unique and invaluable presence on this forum!

Now let me see. With ten minutes shower time and say 40 minutes sex, that leaves ten minutes of casual conversation (of which you supplied half) so that leaves five minutes (or 300 seconds) in which you divined the following about Jerry:

Nurturer
maternal
loving
warm
understanding
compassionate
responsible
great awareness
reliable
caretaker
provider
domestic
self-righteous
critical
giving
slave
meddler
over-protective
magnetic
humanitarian
leader
gambler
pioneer
initiator
ambitious
highly independent
creative
frustrated with routine
driven
devoted
instinctively takes charge
determined
inventive
open to ideas
can be stubborn
easily bored
forces issues
vibrant
deranged
unconventional
explosive
weird
unnerving
startling
and (pant, pant)
unexpected

Are you sure, friend cmk76, that you might not be gilding the literary licence just a little bit! :shout: Just a tiny little itsy bitsy bit? :D:D:D Nevertheless I can see Jerry must have made an impression on you!

Sextus
26-12-2014, 12:36 PM
Now I feel a little unkind. :sweat:

You have a very aware perception!

Your best character studies so far?

2. Mina (?) The Mongolian steppe royalty from 64.

1. Sunny, from an establishment near Blacktown. She lived in her room there and the few small personal possessions she had on the bedside table to give herself some comfort made me feel sad. I still think of her from time to time.

cmk76
26-12-2014, 05:37 PM
Now I feel a little unkind. :sweat:

You have a very aware perception!

Your best character studies so far?

2. Mina (?) The Mongolian steppe royalty from 64.

1. Sunny, from an establishment near Blacktown. She lived in her room there and the few small personal possessions she had on the bedside table to give herself some comfort made me feel sad. I still think of her from time to time.

Don't be... sextus... It was funny reading your comments on the assessment of Jez... Have you seen her? I think you should pay her a visit... She is worth every kooky minute... and Erica as well... I would recommend her too for non stop action of pure pleasure...

Back to Jez... I spent about 5 minutes or so rimming and giving her daty... The mood was a little awkward since she had other thoughts preoccupying her intrinsic mind... I just couldn't get in sync with her... so spent half hour or so talking candidly with her... with the last 5 minutes to go... I requested bbbj until completion...

She told me more about her background, date of birth and so on. etc. I used that information to research the type of person she may have been. I picked characteristics which I thought represented her well... So yes, they weren't literally my words as such... but a combination of personality traits from various sites that I have gathered information from...

Jerry is a chameleon, who loves to fantasise, constantly needs new information, highly intellectual... I think she would be a perfect candidate for you to review...

Christmas
27-12-2014, 10:25 AM
http://i.imgur.com/qaA50NJ.jpg (http://imgur.com/qaA50NJ)
Today I am a psychic. #Iwokeuplikethis

daveo123
27-12-2014, 11:49 PM
http://i.imgur.com/qaA50NJ.jpg (http://imgur.com/qaA50NJ)
Today I am a psychic. #Iwokeuplikethis

You woke up with a blurred face?

Christmas
09-01-2015, 07:02 PM
have you beloved sausage washed, polished, waxed, vacuumed and fully serviced...
call Jerry's Professional Sausage Servicing Centre 02 9599 8891

Bahahah you are a copywriter!!!

x11
09-01-2015, 08:30 PM
have you beloved sausage washed, polished, waxed, vacuumed and fully serviced...
call Jerry's Professional Sausage Servicing Centre 02 9599 8891

like a car. .. sausage needs to be fully serviced every so often! lol

Christmas
09-01-2015, 09:53 PM
like a car. .. sausage needs to be fully serviced every so often! lol


I look totally different from what you have seen early today!
http://i.imgur.com/AbJENnf.jpg (http://imgur.com/AbJENnf)

x11
09-01-2015, 10:18 PM
I look totally different from what you have seen early today!
http://i.imgur.com/AbJENnf.jpg (http://imgur.com/AbJENnf)

you know you made my day with what you did !!! cracks me up w when I think about it!!

x11
27-01-2015, 09:07 AM
Are you doing the copy writing?

are you offering me a job? haha

x11
27-01-2015, 05:27 PM
will jerry interview me and explain the benefits package haha

Rockdale_485
28-01-2015, 10:38 AM
yes...many interested...hurry, interview start today (Wed, 28/01/2015)..commencing 12:30pm....call JC on 02 9599 8891 to book your interview...