Steven Seagal
05-01-2015, 07:05 PM
Person's Name: Elisa
Establishment: 28 Vincent Street, Marrickville
Date of Visit: 5 January, 2015
Contact Details/Address/Web-link: 9557 7223
Hours of Business: 10:00 til late.
Rates:$ 150/60
Age: Early to mid 30’s
Size/shape : 169 cm tall. Weight for height.
Nationality or Ethnicity: Hong Kong Chinese
Services Provided: DFK, BBJ, COVERED SEX
Value for money/recommend?: OK
My experience/comments: See below.
Howdy All,
This is my first review of 2015.
This is a review of Elisa.
Before I talk about this punt I need to give you some context.
I am a guy who always makes plans that always fall through. For example, when I graduated from high school it was my intention to go to UCLA in Los Angeles and major in Law. The plan started off well as I obtained an SAT (Standard Aptitude Test) score in the top 1% percentile. However, this all went bust when I received a letter that began with “Greetings from the President of the United States” informing me I needed to present myself on the 9th of January for induction into the U.S. Army. So much for the law degree.
Another plan I had was to be rejected as unfit for military service. This began at the induction centre when I engaged in the following dialogue with an army nurse.
Nurse: There is a specimen cup at the end of the hall I want to fill up with urine.
Seagal: Fill it up from here?
Nurse: Didn’t you go to school stupid?
Seagal: Yeah and I came out the same way.
Nurse: That’s not funny and . . .
Seagal: And what?
Nurse: That will get you no fucking where!
So much for that plan.
I was in and my plan was to do my 2 years and get out. After basic training I was offered me a deal. The deal was take another year in the Army and I would go to officer candidate school and be based in West Germany. Now that’s a plan I could love. I always wanted to go to Europe and meet sexy German frauleins and root them. I signed the deal on the dotted line.
I graduated from officer candidate school and was shipped off immediately to Vietnam.
So much for the Germany plan.
I think you get the picture.
Well today I was supposed to see Candy at 12 Bellevue and do a review BUT my plan collapsed. Why? When I arrived at the joint there had been a fire in a front room and the place was closed down. Tom, the owner, had no idea when they might re-open.
So much for the Candy plan.
So I went on the net and found there were good reviews about Elisa.
28 Vincent Street is a dump. I booked Elisa over the phone and on arrival was lead into the ‘waiting area’ where another punter was there. As is typical we did not speak and have eye contact. After 2 minute the papasan came in and told me Elisa was ready. The following exchange occurred.
Punter: I was here before him.
Papasan: He had a booking.
Punter (Looking at me angrily) Is that true?
Seagal: (Silent)
Punter: Did you hear me arsehole?
Seagal: (Looking at punter.) Before we go further, do I look funking normal to you?
Punter: (Silent)
Seagal: I am an abnormal son-of-a-bitch .Excuse me I need to go now.
Now we get to Elisa. She has been described by some as being Amazonian, but I did not find her that way. She told me she is 169 cm tall, but I am 183 so I did not find her imposing.
He has a very sexy face with nice thick, full lips, she has lovely, suckable D cup breasts, a timed using and a good ‘ in shape’ body. She does not appear to have had a bub and her pussy is reasonably tight. Her English is quite good and while she told me she is 28, I suspect she is mid 30’s.
Now in a sense she is like the movie Apocalypse Now. That movie is made up of a number of classic scenes such as the playboy bunnies dancing to Suzie-Q, but ultimately the whole is less than the sum of the parts. Ultimately the film does not hold together and the narration written by war correspondent Michael Herr does not connect all the dots.
Elisa looks really great. Elisa does a very good bbj. Elisa tries to please. Elisa allows cim. Elisa will get into any position you want and Elisa is a good kisser. Elisa and I got along fine.
I did enjoy feeling our lips together and engaging with her in a “battle for supremacy of the tongues***”
BUT the session felt flat, kind of boring and the ultimate result was that it was fine BUT I will not return.
She is a nice lady and I have no doubt that for some she could become a favourite, but then again I have talked to some who felt Apocalypse Now Was the greatest war film ever made.
Well, I’ve got to go now.
I have more reviews coming up e.g. CoCo and Amy at Red Sunset and Peggy at 501 King Street.
See you later mates.
Until that time friends . . .until that time.
Steven
**** Copyright © 2013 Efrem Zimbalist ‘P.Diddy’ Farquar.
Establishment: 28 Vincent Street, Marrickville
Date of Visit: 5 January, 2015
Contact Details/Address/Web-link: 9557 7223
Hours of Business: 10:00 til late.
Rates:$ 150/60
Age: Early to mid 30’s
Size/shape : 169 cm tall. Weight for height.
Nationality or Ethnicity: Hong Kong Chinese
Services Provided: DFK, BBJ, COVERED SEX
Value for money/recommend?: OK
My experience/comments: See below.
Howdy All,
This is my first review of 2015.
This is a review of Elisa.
Before I talk about this punt I need to give you some context.
I am a guy who always makes plans that always fall through. For example, when I graduated from high school it was my intention to go to UCLA in Los Angeles and major in Law. The plan started off well as I obtained an SAT (Standard Aptitude Test) score in the top 1% percentile. However, this all went bust when I received a letter that began with “Greetings from the President of the United States” informing me I needed to present myself on the 9th of January for induction into the U.S. Army. So much for the law degree.
Another plan I had was to be rejected as unfit for military service. This began at the induction centre when I engaged in the following dialogue with an army nurse.
Nurse: There is a specimen cup at the end of the hall I want to fill up with urine.
Seagal: Fill it up from here?
Nurse: Didn’t you go to school stupid?
Seagal: Yeah and I came out the same way.
Nurse: That’s not funny and . . .
Seagal: And what?
Nurse: That will get you no fucking where!
So much for that plan.
I was in and my plan was to do my 2 years and get out. After basic training I was offered me a deal. The deal was take another year in the Army and I would go to officer candidate school and be based in West Germany. Now that’s a plan I could love. I always wanted to go to Europe and meet sexy German frauleins and root them. I signed the deal on the dotted line.
I graduated from officer candidate school and was shipped off immediately to Vietnam.
So much for the Germany plan.
I think you get the picture.
Well today I was supposed to see Candy at 12 Bellevue and do a review BUT my plan collapsed. Why? When I arrived at the joint there had been a fire in a front room and the place was closed down. Tom, the owner, had no idea when they might re-open.
So much for the Candy plan.
So I went on the net and found there were good reviews about Elisa.
28 Vincent Street is a dump. I booked Elisa over the phone and on arrival was lead into the ‘waiting area’ where another punter was there. As is typical we did not speak and have eye contact. After 2 minute the papasan came in and told me Elisa was ready. The following exchange occurred.
Punter: I was here before him.
Papasan: He had a booking.
Punter (Looking at me angrily) Is that true?
Seagal: (Silent)
Punter: Did you hear me arsehole?
Seagal: (Looking at punter.) Before we go further, do I look funking normal to you?
Punter: (Silent)
Seagal: I am an abnormal son-of-a-bitch .Excuse me I need to go now.
Now we get to Elisa. She has been described by some as being Amazonian, but I did not find her that way. She told me she is 169 cm tall, but I am 183 so I did not find her imposing.
He has a very sexy face with nice thick, full lips, she has lovely, suckable D cup breasts, a timed using and a good ‘ in shape’ body. She does not appear to have had a bub and her pussy is reasonably tight. Her English is quite good and while she told me she is 28, I suspect she is mid 30’s.
Now in a sense she is like the movie Apocalypse Now. That movie is made up of a number of classic scenes such as the playboy bunnies dancing to Suzie-Q, but ultimately the whole is less than the sum of the parts. Ultimately the film does not hold together and the narration written by war correspondent Michael Herr does not connect all the dots.
Elisa looks really great. Elisa does a very good bbj. Elisa tries to please. Elisa allows cim. Elisa will get into any position you want and Elisa is a good kisser. Elisa and I got along fine.
I did enjoy feeling our lips together and engaging with her in a “battle for supremacy of the tongues***”
BUT the session felt flat, kind of boring and the ultimate result was that it was fine BUT I will not return.
She is a nice lady and I have no doubt that for some she could become a favourite, but then again I have talked to some who felt Apocalypse Now Was the greatest war film ever made.
Well, I’ve got to go now.
I have more reviews coming up e.g. CoCo and Amy at Red Sunset and Peggy at 501 King Street.
See you later mates.
Until that time friends . . .until that time.
Steven
**** Copyright © 2013 Efrem Zimbalist ‘P.Diddy’ Farquar.