Steven Seagal
13-01-2015, 08:48 PM
Person's Name: Peggy
Establishment: Chinese Massage 501 King Street Newtown
Date of Visit: January 2015
Contact Details/Address/Weblink: 02 95571830
Hours of Business: 10:00-10:00
Rates:$35/30. 50/60
Age: Early 30’s
Size/shape Weigh for height
Nationality or Ethnicity: Chinese
Services Provided: Massage plus extras
Value for money/recommend?: Ok
My experience/comments: See below
Howdy folks,
This is a review of Peggy.
There are a couple of observations I need to make before I go into detail.
First I would like to talk about the heart and soul of punters. By punters, I don’t mean guys who punt twice a year. I am referring to guys who see this as a vocation.
As my old Pappy used to say. “The only thing better than a dud punt is a good one!”
What does this mean? Take my nephew Edd ‘Kookie’ Byrnes. Kookie in punting always took a ‘no walk’ policy. No matter who was on offer Kookie would stick around. This occurred from the very start of his punting career. He was a young shaver and went to Croydon where he fucked a super bbw Greek granny.
Seagal:: How was it?
Kookie: Shithouse,
Seagal: Then why go through with it?
Kookie: It was an adventure!
Seagal: Adventure?
Kookie: You had to be there.
Kookie then went on to describe how he, like many other punters, would pay to have sex with woman who he wouldn’t touch with a barge-pole if he met them in a pub and they offered it for free. I have been there and done that because it is the nature of the punt for it to be an adventure and journey into the unknown.
Then there’s my other nephew Efrem Zimbalist ‘P.Diddy’ Farquar. For him, the punt is everything and the buzz of the punt is what excites him. As I have mentioned before, I have gone out on a punt with Diddy and he had a punt on the way to meet me. At other times he would meet we, we would punt and then he’d punt on the way home. That what I mean when I say for some of us it is like a
vocation.
One final point before I talk about this punt. It has been said that a good definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different outcome. That’s me all over. The following interaction with Diddy illustrates this:
Diddy: Why do you come to this coffee shop?
Seagal: What do you mean?
Diddy: The coffee tastes like shit.
Seagal: Yep.
Diddy: The cups they put it in are dirty.
Seagal: I know.
Diddy: The staff here treat you like a moron.
Seagal: I know.
Diddy: Then why do you come?
Seagal: It’s terrible, but it’s bound to come good.
Given the above attitude has meant I will punt and see a lady who is absolutely hopeless and will return to her thinking things like, “Now she knows me she’ll give me top drawer service!” (Note to Seagal: You have no evidence this thinking is accurate!)
The golden times of 501 seem to have past. The diamonds seem to have been replace by zirconias nd the silver with tin foil. I am sort of like Michael Corleone in the Godfather. I try to get out but somehow keeping getting dragged back in.
This brings us to Peggy. Peggy said she was 30 and that looked about right. She is attractive, but not really pretty. She is a bit slim. A cup breasts and a trimmed pussy. Her English is quite good.
Her massage is typical of those in the Chinese massage joints. It was not bad, but was not professional either. She has a pleasant personality and her work on the back, arms and legs was quite good. She massaged the hands well. She did slight tackle tickle.
At turn over time I negotiated extras. They are there to be had and she seems to have in her had a clear price for whatever it is she is prepared to do. I won’t say she cunning, but behind her rather innocent demeanour is a lady with some street smarts. (Note to Seagal: Everyone has street smarts compared to you!)
The experience as so-so. I have no complaints BUT I felt if I saw her again it would be much better, hotter etc.
Alas, it was like the coffee shop. Massage was the same and extras were performed as a carbon copy of the first event.
So there you have it. She was ok, but Peggy is nothing to write home about. Probably not worth writing a review bout either.
At any rate, I’ll probably see her again because something in me tells me she’ll come good, even thought I have no evidence for this.
I am so behind in my reviews.
Coming attraction: Interaction with CoCo at Bellevue:
Coco: You so handsome man Steven.
Seagal: I am as ugly as a baboon’s arse.
Coco; Baboon’s arse handsome.
Seagal: Yeah.
Coming reviews include Amy and CoCo from Red Sunset.
‘New’ CoCo from Bellevue.
A double with Candy and YuYu from Bellevue.
Well time to go.
See you again soon friends.
Until that time mates . . .until that time.
Steven
Establishment: Chinese Massage 501 King Street Newtown
Date of Visit: January 2015
Contact Details/Address/Weblink: 02 95571830
Hours of Business: 10:00-10:00
Rates:$35/30. 50/60
Age: Early 30’s
Size/shape Weigh for height
Nationality or Ethnicity: Chinese
Services Provided: Massage plus extras
Value for money/recommend?: Ok
My experience/comments: See below
Howdy folks,
This is a review of Peggy.
There are a couple of observations I need to make before I go into detail.
First I would like to talk about the heart and soul of punters. By punters, I don’t mean guys who punt twice a year. I am referring to guys who see this as a vocation.
As my old Pappy used to say. “The only thing better than a dud punt is a good one!”
What does this mean? Take my nephew Edd ‘Kookie’ Byrnes. Kookie in punting always took a ‘no walk’ policy. No matter who was on offer Kookie would stick around. This occurred from the very start of his punting career. He was a young shaver and went to Croydon where he fucked a super bbw Greek granny.
Seagal:: How was it?
Kookie: Shithouse,
Seagal: Then why go through with it?
Kookie: It was an adventure!
Seagal: Adventure?
Kookie: You had to be there.
Kookie then went on to describe how he, like many other punters, would pay to have sex with woman who he wouldn’t touch with a barge-pole if he met them in a pub and they offered it for free. I have been there and done that because it is the nature of the punt for it to be an adventure and journey into the unknown.
Then there’s my other nephew Efrem Zimbalist ‘P.Diddy’ Farquar. For him, the punt is everything and the buzz of the punt is what excites him. As I have mentioned before, I have gone out on a punt with Diddy and he had a punt on the way to meet me. At other times he would meet we, we would punt and then he’d punt on the way home. That what I mean when I say for some of us it is like a
vocation.
One final point before I talk about this punt. It has been said that a good definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different outcome. That’s me all over. The following interaction with Diddy illustrates this:
Diddy: Why do you come to this coffee shop?
Seagal: What do you mean?
Diddy: The coffee tastes like shit.
Seagal: Yep.
Diddy: The cups they put it in are dirty.
Seagal: I know.
Diddy: The staff here treat you like a moron.
Seagal: I know.
Diddy: Then why do you come?
Seagal: It’s terrible, but it’s bound to come good.
Given the above attitude has meant I will punt and see a lady who is absolutely hopeless and will return to her thinking things like, “Now she knows me she’ll give me top drawer service!” (Note to Seagal: You have no evidence this thinking is accurate!)
The golden times of 501 seem to have past. The diamonds seem to have been replace by zirconias nd the silver with tin foil. I am sort of like Michael Corleone in the Godfather. I try to get out but somehow keeping getting dragged back in.
This brings us to Peggy. Peggy said she was 30 and that looked about right. She is attractive, but not really pretty. She is a bit slim. A cup breasts and a trimmed pussy. Her English is quite good.
Her massage is typical of those in the Chinese massage joints. It was not bad, but was not professional either. She has a pleasant personality and her work on the back, arms and legs was quite good. She massaged the hands well. She did slight tackle tickle.
At turn over time I negotiated extras. They are there to be had and she seems to have in her had a clear price for whatever it is she is prepared to do. I won’t say she cunning, but behind her rather innocent demeanour is a lady with some street smarts. (Note to Seagal: Everyone has street smarts compared to you!)
The experience as so-so. I have no complaints BUT I felt if I saw her again it would be much better, hotter etc.
Alas, it was like the coffee shop. Massage was the same and extras were performed as a carbon copy of the first event.
So there you have it. She was ok, but Peggy is nothing to write home about. Probably not worth writing a review bout either.
At any rate, I’ll probably see her again because something in me tells me she’ll come good, even thought I have no evidence for this.
I am so behind in my reviews.
Coming attraction: Interaction with CoCo at Bellevue:
Coco: You so handsome man Steven.
Seagal: I am as ugly as a baboon’s arse.
Coco; Baboon’s arse handsome.
Seagal: Yeah.
Coming reviews include Amy and CoCo from Red Sunset.
‘New’ CoCo from Bellevue.
A double with Candy and YuYu from Bellevue.
Well time to go.
See you again soon friends.
Until that time mates . . .until that time.
Steven