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Sextus
20-01-2013, 03:14 PM
Some of you might have heard of the film Withnail and I. It was a film that introduced Richard E Grant as an actor, and he is someone I’ve always admired, and I particularly liked his role as the Scarlet p-p-p-Pimpernel.

But this isn’t about Withnail and I.

No, this review is about the Anus and I.

Some of you might have followed me over the last few months and witnessed as my appreciation grew for this most unique and intriguing of orifaces.

In my (first ever) review of 64’s Nadia, I commented on how small, neat and pretty her arsehole looked as I banged her in doggie and spread her cheeks to inspect it. I should add “tight” to that last description, because the tiny look of these lovely girly things is what arouses me. I thought just to fuck them, (though I have never succeeded in doing that yet) but to my own recent great surprise, to enjoy also using my tongue on them.

This review is about my third, great attempt to have successful arse sex. For technical reasons (slipping out after one or two strokes) I have failed with both Jennifer and Kitty at 64. Since then I have got advice from you about the right way to go about it.

I wanted to see Kitty to try again, but I remembered that she took some coaxing before she agreed (though that might have just been a game) and I realised that if I want to get experienced at this, I need a completely co-operative and compliant girl that will be forgiving of my inexperience. I’ll get experience with another girl, I thought, and THEN come back to Kitty (who I think is gorgeous) and use that experience on her!

So I did a little research and came upon this advertising for a girl at 647 Elizabeth:

"Shakira – the most submissive greek girl in town!"

Wow! How can I go wrong? A specialist, and what’s more, a submissive! I nearly choked!

So I booked her, trained it to Redfern, and before long we were in a room together. She looks like Barbara Carrera to me, though her eyes aren’t quite the same. She does have a luscious set of lips on her though, and very nice white teeth.

The whole lead up to my anal plan went terrificallly. She is a great gfe. Her dfk is enthusiastic, her bbbj very good and she’ll let you fuck her mouth too. I banged her in mish. She banged me in cowgirl, I banged her in doggie, and I did it yet again in mish. The latter position was fantastic to also dfk the fuck out of her. There are very, very few things I like more than wetly penetrating a girl at both ends.

We 69’d too, and she was, if anything, too enthusiastic. I was underneath and she was pushing her cunny so hard into my face and grinding it, so that I couldn’t use any technique at all - and was very worried about my teeth accidentally making contact with her incredibly sensitive areas. I was like a coalminer trapped under a rockfall trying to breathe, let alone lick! Next time I’ll make sure I’m on top!

As horny as all this build up was, the idea of sticking it in her arse to finish was specifically what I’d made the train trip to Redfern for. To me, it was like a chef approaching your table bearing a pyramid of profiterols for your desert. Totally indulgent! Especially if, like me, you’d never had a profiterole before in your life. And I’d planned my banquet sequence at “Shakiras” as well as any masterchef could have. The most submissive greek girl in town! Yippee! Not just any greek girl – but the most submissive one! It was like having a bet on the Melbourne Cup while in possession of tomorrow’s newspaper. And, in my case (to continue the analogy) never before having had a bet in my life.

The time was right. I pulled it out of her slippery pussy and said that I wanted to fuck her arse now - and the very sound of that filthy sentence coming out of my mouth gave me a charge. I gave her a little rub there with it to reinforce my filthy, unambiguous message.

“No, no – in pussy.”

“Can’t I have some arse?” I asked, suddenly bewildered.

I figured the Gods of Olympus were maybe having a game with me. And they are Greek Gods so you'd think they'd be the last to argue! “This plebe thinks he is going to get some arse some day - he he he – we know better.”

“More money,” Shakira offered as explanation.

Well, as you fellas may recall from the “tipping” thread, I am philosophically opposed to tipping, so as not to corrupt already very well paid girls, both for myself, and for my fellow punters – even if many of them are not so considerate. (Ironically, “RichBoy” is opposed too – oh yeah, and KickAss.) Not that it was relevant, but as I had to walk through Redfern Park, and housing commission Waterloo, at night, I’d also carried not much more than the minimum cash with me.

I tried some gentle persuasion with her, hinting about how much I’d like to see her again, but against mammon, even the gods themselves are helpless. She wouldn’t budge. She must have figured a cock in the arse was worth two in the bush.

Can I add here that I thought she wasn’t being very submissive?

This was all no great drama, my friends. They say you never miss what you’ve never had, and what I did have front of me was a drooling pussy ready and eager to receive me back into it. So accepting of this “fate,” I laughed wryly back at the gods who might have been laughing at me that very moment.

Pounding my disappointment out of her in mish for another couple of minutes, at least I did have something else very nice to look forward too. I told her I wanted to come in her mouth, so she pulled the dom off in a twinkling, and went to work on my cock as I lay back.

She was doing a hot job of it too. Her juicy wet lips, tongue, hand, and slurpy sounds were giving me a real charge to watch, feel and hear.

Usually it is something visual that gets me off to finish, as I am a really visual person. In this case it was the sight of her lovely mermaid-like titties swaying back and forth as her mouth worked on me. I couldn’t reach them, but their nudity and their movement combined with the sound and sight of the slurping, sucking Shakira to get my cannon firing. It was like I was perving down the front of a dress from a staircase and seeing a lot more titty than I was expecting to. This pervy thought was the final straw, and I groaned and could see the pulsating contractions in my shaft as the hot liquid was pumped up and sucked out, into her mouth. Yummy!

She reached for a tissue to capture the come, but I’d had such a load built up she didn’t get it all, and a hot drool of it escaped down her chin and splashed onto my thigh. And yes, I can confirm that the temperature of it was quite hot!

Shakira is a quality fuck, giving service in the best tradition of an Asian girl. So while I left very happy with that, I’m still landed back in the same S.S. Anal lifeboat I was in before I went there - and I'm still looking for rescue.

I’ll have to ring 647 Elizabeth to see if these things aren’t, after all, included in their advertised rates. And now I have just read that Betty, at 64, is demanding 50 bucks extra for greek. None of the girls there have ever required extra from me - and I thought it was a haven.

tarenpoint64
20-01-2013, 03:19 PM
Sextus its always been the case where our special service girls have asked for extra. some girls individually ask for extra $20 some another price some dont. its an individual WLs choice. not the shop.

it is up to each individual girls choice to choose how much extra they charge for special service. some of our girls charge nothing extra. some charge $20; some more. it is not Taren Point 64 consistent policy. it is each girl looking after their health.

remember at Stiletto they charge $50 extra for kissing. individual WLs who advertise on Private Girls website and SSE - they charge an extra $100 for BBBJ.

at $150 per hour for Full Service including BBBJ and CIM at 64 Taren point its still looking good imho.

thanks
Dean

anyway I have important things to do like how to get Lola's tits to bounce up and down like this and put it in a picture vvvv :grimace:

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y172/thirteenfoxtrot/1249642255192.gif?t=1249642720

the wizard
20-01-2013, 04:40 PM
Dean I'm sure it took you all day too !

Mission accomplised ....


$150 for Full Service including BBBJ and CIM at 64 Taren point its still looking good

Absolutely......................

jimmyk
20-01-2013, 06:40 PM
Another fantastic report Sextus, shame you didn't get the desired outcome but hey had fun trying. Save that for a rainy day!

readyfreddy
16-02-2013, 09:26 AM
Great review, have to agree most WL charge extra for Greek though. In fact I would have thought its rare not to.

chandra_man1
16-02-2013, 11:18 AM
don't be a tight ass. give the girl a $50 for greek they deserve.
surely u can't expect something for nothing. and the more u persuade them to offer it for free with your charm the more they think of u as a cheapo. if u want free anal there's oxford st

Sextus
16-02-2013, 11:34 AM
That is what I want Chandra - a tight ass!

I spend lots on WLs. Any savings I can make just means I can punt more, and so the girls will work more. Everyone wins! This girl, for example, could have had me for a regular. Now I'll never see her again. She has lost.

If the girls are more money obsessed than interested in good service than I don't give a fuck what they think. I am more - much more - than just a wallet.

Others think of themselves as just wallets.

I don't.

And they are happy for the girls to see them that way too.

I'm not.

Bracket
16-02-2013, 01:57 PM
... the idea of sticking it in her arse to finish was specifically what I’d made the train trip to Redfern for. ... but as I had to walk through Redfern Park, and housing commission Waterloo, at night, I’d also carried not much more than the minimum cash with me. ...Next time, Sextus, get off at Central, cross to the other side of Elizabeth Street and catch a bus to Redfern to avoid that risk!

cato
16-02-2013, 02:12 PM
Great review Sextus. I have never tried anal either but contemplated it many times. I too spread a WL's butt cheeks to inspect their anuses while doing doggie, so I had a chuckle when I read that in your review.

Some of them look very inviting, but others can look frightening. Usually the ladies who offer greek as an extra look like they've had a bus driven through that opening...

Max Impact
16-02-2013, 02:38 PM
"The Anus and I- A Love Story" starring Sextus. Now showing at a cinema near you.

naturalism
16-02-2013, 11:05 PM
Sextus you are one funny cunt. :cool2:

action_hunter
19-02-2013, 12:50 AM
I also found this thread amusing

So last week I took my car to the mechanic for its regular service - I booked it in for a wheel alignment, brake check and an oil and filter change.

While I was there I asked the mechanic to replace my timing belt. This guy had the balls to tell me this would cost extra. Well, naturally I told the scalliwag to go fuck himself. Afterall, I would prefer to take my
business to a mechanic who is solely interested in providing good car repair and maintenance services and doesnt just see me as walking wallet.
That's good, cracking up laughing,
Should we apply these words from the wise to every situation in life.