Then the wipes came out....

[Nomad628]

It's been a while since I've ventured into unfamiliar waters, however I found myself without a paddle when one of my fav shops double booked the girl I wanted to see...WAT the??

I grabbed the Courier and sent a txt to somewhere close and by the grace of Dennis I was on the road to unknown Chambers.

I was greeted by an older Chinese lady in a short satin dress. Not my type at all, but she was nice to talk to. Given it was only $30 for 30 min I gave it a go.

The massage wasn't hard, the way I like, but was sensual and very relaxing. A fair bit of tackle tickle and light scratching in my arse was most welcome.

The the baby wipes came out.....

At first I didn't think anything of it, the shop I had booked uses them to unsuccessfully wipe the oil of after the massage, it wasn't until she shoved it square in my date I started thinking we're not in Springwood anymore. I'll admit I was slightly embarrassed, I'm a very clean person. Obviously at some point I had been transported into some euphoric nirvana of relaxation and had sharted myself.

It wasn't until she planted a vibrator on my nuts and thrusted her tongue into the turd cutter, that I started to relax. This continued for about five minutes along with much cock fondling. She asked me to flip and if I liked what she was doing. I muttered something back, she said "ok...you give me money later". This side preceded with the vibrator placed on the mud blower and her asking "you want suck?", to which I again mumbled something, a raincoat was placed on and away she went. Great suction and ball play and unfettered access to her fun bits, one of the best CBJ's I've had. She came up for air, ripped the franger off and I shot a load to rival Vesuvius.

After a hot towel rub down, she gave a nice scalp massage which her boobs gently cupped my head. When all was done we'd gone around 10min overtime, I gave her a pineapple for her troubles. I would have normally walked on seeing her age, but seeing how she was dressed and her not having the all to familiar attitude of grumpy older ML's I gave her a go and was most pleased I did. If only I hadn't sold my Toyota, I could have got a service, whilst getting a service.

[RottenLittlePunt]

It's been a while since I've ventured into unfamiliar waters, however I found myself without a paddle when one of my fav shops double booked the girl I wanted to see...WAT the??

I grabbed the Courier and sent a txt to somewhere close and by the grace of Dennis I was on the road to unknown Chambers.

I was greeted by an older Chinese lady in a short satin dress. Not my type at all, but she was nice to talk to. Given it was only $30 for 30 min I gave it a go.

The massage wasn't hard, the way I like, but was sensual and very relaxing. A fair bit of tackle tickle and light scratching in my arse was most welcome.

The the baby wipes came out.....

At first I didn't think anything of it, the shop I had booked uses them to unsuccessfully wipe the oil of after the massage, it wasn't until she shoved it square in my date I started thinking we're not in Springwood anymore. I'll admit I was slightly embarrassed, I'm a very clean person. Obviously at some point I had been transported into some euphoric nirvana of relaxation and had sharted myself.

It wasn't until she planted a vibrator on my nuts and thrusted her tongue into the turd cutter, that I started to relax. This continued for about five minutes along with much cock fondling. She asked me to flip and if I liked what she was doing. I muttered something back, she said "ok...you give me money later". This side preceded with the vibrator placed on the mud blower and her asking "you want suck?", to which I again mumbled something, a raincoat was placed on and away she went. Great suction and ball play and unfettered access to her fun bits, one of the best CBJ's I've had. She came up for air, ripped the franger off and I shot a load to rival Vesuvius.

After a hot towel rub down, she gave a nice scalp massage which her boobs gently cupped my head. When all was done we'd gone around 10min overtime, I gave her a pineapple for her troubles. I would have normally walked on seeing her age, but seeing how she was dressed and her not having the all to familiar attitude of grumpy older ML's I gave her a go and was most pleased I did. If only I hadn't sold my Toyota, I could have got a service, whilst getting a service.

Nomad, you never cease to deliver on the goods. Cringe worthy at times but definitely a good read. Keep it up brother. (excuse the pun)

[Mdlovespunting]

Sensational post Nomad, still laughing, well done

[Nomad628]

Thanks fellas!

[Nomad628]

And here come the PM's. As per my previous posts, there are so many clues.

[RottenLittlePunt]

And here come the PM's. As per my previous posts, there are so many clues.

There is no helping some people, they are just clueless ......

[jaccky]

Sounds great. Bit of a hike for me but helpful to know whats out there. Did you get a name by any chance?

[Nomad628]

Mimi. A beauty queen she ain't, an experience she is!

[jaccky]

Thanks. Just the way I like it.

[JustMetoday]

Not sure why you'd hide the MLs details, she's not breaking the law and has actively promoted herself evidently.

[flamejob]

That is fucking hilarious! I nearly sprayed my VB over the keyboard reading that.

'it wasn't until she shoved it square in my date I started thinking we're not in Springwood anymore'!

Absolute gold.

Having had an ML shove her tongue fair into my 'turd cutter' (as you eloquently put it), I have to say it is a fucking incredible experience.

Best review I've read in ages.

Can you send her contact details?

[Nomad628]

Hmmm... There might be a reason why I've only given clues to her whereabouts.

It's really not that hard. Springwood, WAT, Dennis and Toyota are pretty good clues.

[JustMetoday]

Sorry I'm from Northside so didn't know the landmarks

[Nomad628]

Sorry I'm from Northside

That's ok... keep saving and you'll be able to move to the nicer side of the river.

[homer007]

Nomad can you PM me please. Have no idea how to send you a PM. Chasing the ML details if possible please.

[pommychris]

this has to be the best ive read on here for a long time..well writen, thank you and yes id love to have a go also!! but alas do not
have the worldly no how to work out the clues.. but if you would pm me im sure i could share a good one for you in return..

[JustMetoday]

I'm not familiar with Springwood eithet and have to go there tomorrow so would appreciate the PM Nomad. I'm happy to provide suggests for northside if you're up for travel

[icanfly]

Lol turd cutter. First time I've heard it called that

[flamejob]

good clues. was it a shop or private operator? I'm aware of a shop in that part of the world, but haven't been to it.

[Fortune Seller]

Obviously at some point I had been transported into some euphoric nirvana of relaxation and had sharted myself.

That is fucking Gold hahaha.

Love a pm on where this Gem is. Can't figure out the clues lol.

Cheers

[jaccky]

You will need 4 things: a google search engine, a cm, initiative, and a modicum of intelligence. It really is not that hard.

[pommychris]

a cm???? come in mouth?

[Jack the Lad]

I was Curious so took a trip to this place, It was bit of a strange massage, particularly the attention to the arse, but gave the desired result, standard price these days, English Language was limited, not sure I like the noises coming from the other rooms, always prefer a door not a curtain, but overall it was OK

[Bobby1234]

That was awesome review ! Love the clues ! That is so epic i had to read it twice

[69_cheeky]

a cm???? come in mouth?

Courier Mail?

[69_cheeky]

Top shelf review Nomad.... cryptic enough but not hard to work out.

Mud blower... classic!

[homer007]

Is this one beside the supplement shop TSD in the set of shops at springwood? There is no phone number on the front and can't find an Angelic massage name anywhere there.

[jnk]

that's hilarious!
and a little intriguing!

[WhyDidIWait]

Thanks Nomad for the review. Tried this place and the massage was great. She is eager to please. Two things I learnt: 1) it pays to be nice 2) I'm glad massage tables are sturdy

[Nomad628]

Thanks Nomad for the review. Tried this place and the massage was great. She is eager to please. Two things I learnt: 1) it pays to be nice 2) I'm glad massage tables are sturdy

You didn't wait long! I went back during the week.... Second visit was better.

[RottenLittlePunt]

You didn't wait long! I went back during the week.... Second visit was better.

She went further than last time?!?!?! Please tell me she didn't lube up her knuckles .......

[Kurabypunter]

I hope they are open til late! Im going today,

[mak]

Great thread. I hoping to try this tomorrow. Looking forward to it.

[flamejob]

Went there recently, great experience. had a chuckle when i heard another punter asking about 'Mimi' ... perhaps another reader of this thread? Will definitely return.

[homer007]

Please guys an address??? Been to the area mentioned but still can't find it.

[flamejob]

Nomad, looking at your previous posts it seems like you were in the right area. There is no 'Angelic' sign out the front of the store. If you see the 'massage' sign advertising massages for $50/hour then go inside and the Angels trumpets will become clear and welcoming.

[Nomad628]

Nomad, looking at your previous posts it seems like you were in the right area. There is no 'Angelic' sign out the front of the store. If you see the 'massage' sign advertising massages for $50/hour then go inside and the Angels trumpets will become clear and welcoming.

I was in the right area? Angelic is on the business card along with another address at Burleigh.

I was there Tuesday and had the Seoul sister as Mimi is in Melb for a couple of weeks. Don't recommend. Whilst there two punters came in asking for Mimi. You flamejob?

Also, to the countless punters that PM me. The details are all there, even Clouseau would find it. I'm happy to share details with members who post reviews. There's a sea of takers out there not willing to take the 'punt' and give back.

[RottenLittlePunt]

There's a sea of takers out there not willing to take the 'punt' and give back.

Why should they spend their dole cheque on gathering intel when they have mugs like us to do it for them?

That's why when I get a PM from a non-reviewer I recommend them the fattest ugliest ML I know who will refuse to do anything for them, just to waste their time and money.

[darthvader]

legendary review. Boom.

[bigbob]

Please guys an address??? Been to the area mentioned but still can't find it.

went there today not that hard to find $50 1 hour

[MrBee1300]

Okay, I'm pretty sure where, and bigbob confirms how much, but if I'm going to add to the sum of knowledge here, I'd need to be sure that mature women are available. I'm over 60 and just don't feel right with 20 year-olds. Can I be sure that satin dress mama, or one just like her LOL, is a regular?

[flamejob]

I was in the right area? Angelic is on the business card along with another address at Burleigh.

I was there Tuesday and had the Seoul sister as Mimi is in Melb for a couple of weeks. Don't recommend. Whilst there two punters came in asking for Mimi. You flamejob?

Also, to the countless punters that PM me. The details are all there, even Clouseau would find it. I'm happy to share details with members who post reviews. There's a sea of takers out there not willing to take the 'punt' and give back.


Hey Nomad - sorry man, I meant that for Homer who was asking for the address. No, I didn't ask for Mimi, just took my luck with what was on offer. Older woman, but i was happy with the service.

[mak]

Well tried the place today as a walk in. They were busy and said come back. ( As they would ). Didn't have the time so off up the road to GT. hadn't been there for a long while. Was greeted by ML ( Mellisa) and ushered to room. Handed over a ton and was told she would be back shortly and with change. I said thanks we will see and maybe I wont need it. Started off a bit mediocre , after 10 minutes there was a couple of brush pasts along with my appreciation. From then on in was 30 minutes of delicate sensual brushing mixed with some more so so massage. Then finished off with some amazing technique followed by some more massage which was a lot better than before . I'll be back in the future.:)

[Nomad628]

Okay, I'm pretty sure where, and bigbob confirms how much, but if I'm going to add to the sum of knowledge here, I'd need to be sure that mature women are available. I'm over 60 and just don't feel right with 20 year-olds. Can I be sure that satin dress mama, or one just like her LOL, is a regular?

You'll be fine Mr Bee. From what I've seen, one under (at least) 35. Satin dress is in Melbourne atm. Boss lady said she should be back at the end of next week.

[ococpunt]

Paid a visit to the parlour a few weeks ago, greeted by the owner of the place who happened to be pregnant. Seems the place did not have enough MLs to fulfil all the needs so the owner stepped in. Had a relatively good massage, a lot of the effort on the buttocks, then she whispered whether I wanted to tip. I said sure, then M*** came in, o boy she was a slut!!! Did what she could for the $50 and was left happy.

Not so keen with the coverall decor of the place and the guys moaning right next to you, but for the price and the service, sure I will be back!!! :D

[lofty]

Hi Guys,
Worked out this place (With the help of the original post member :blush: Thanks Nomad628) so gave it a punt Friday arvo, shown into a cubicle by a pregnant lady (I was thinking "Oh Shit" this don't look good!)
Once in the cubicle the ML was then an older lady, I lay on my back naked to start with, which gives me a good idea if its gonna be a good punt! This lady came in and grabbed the old sosage and said she will make me happy!!! So I thought "Bingo"
She asked if I wanted a soft or hard massage, I said I am not too bothered. So she starts a gentle massage, then she puts on soft rubber gloves!!! I am thinking "WTF" so I go with it and she starts massaging the backside and tweaking around with the old wastepipe! Felt really good and gave me a good stiffy!! She fiddled around down there and played with my nuts and it felt good!!! On the flip she offered CBJ as long as I tip, agreed on $50, she worked her magic and sucked pumped and emptied the old sack!! Once cleaned up she gave a gentle front massage and all over!

Def give it another go!! Only down point was the cubicle was near the kitchen so heard a bit of outside chatting and noise but didnt distract me too much! Cubicles have curtains and walls don't go to the ceiling!!

Good punt, $50 for the hour, Angelic feeling! Popped into Jill's starving partners place next door for a feed after, then ventured into the road of Dennis and headed home!

Cheers

Happy Punting

[flamejob]

On the flip she offered CBJ as long as I tip, agreed on $50, she worked her magic and sucked pumped and emptied the old sack!!

Damn! $50 for CBJ. i didn't get that sort of value. I've gotta re-evaluate my approach.

nice work, lofty!

[flamejob]

Quote Originally Posted by lofty View Post
On the flip she offered CBJ as long as I tip, agreed on $50, she worked her magic and sucked pumped and emptied the old sack!!

Damn! $50 for CBJ. i didn't get that sort of value. I've gotta re-evaluate my approach.

nice work, lofty!

Another visit and approach re-evaluated. CBJ! High 5! :)

[Bblue]

Well I stumble into this place yesterday coming back from the coast as I was looking for Bamboo (boy was I way off from bamboo lol). It was raining still and I had time on my hands so even after having a fantastic session at HD down the coast I was on scouting run without the pressure of the little head thinking too hard.
Anyway walked in and then greeted by the boss lady as people mention earlier and was assigned a ML (look wise wasn't my type) so I hopped on and expecting a very bland session. Anyway this ML was very very eager to please and very bubbly. She surprisingly gave a fantastic thai massage. Chatting with her she is very experience and well (legal) qualified ML. Out of respect for her skills I kept it at a fantastic tissue massage. But as pervious post says this place the walls do not go to the ceiling so you can hear the next cubicles, very busy shop and you can hear whats happening next to you, which woke up my second head. Anyway after my wonderful session with the ML, I asked the boss lady for round two but with another girl. Got a Korean lady, mid age and wow was she super trying. All reports of this place is on the mark lets say. Will return for sure.

[drews the man]

I thought i was in the same place as this thread but it didn't turn out to be the one but will review the punt as a new thread to add to the knowledge bank.
if I can be cheeky and ask for an address as even though i frequent this part of brisse (family ) i am not a resident as i am down from the ville thanks for the info in advance to anyone who passes the info on

Drew

[lofty]

I thought i was in the same place as this thread but it didn't turn out to be the one but will review the punt as a new thread to add to the knowledge bank.
if I can be cheeky and ask for an address as even though i frequent this part of brisse (family ) i am not a resident as i am down from the ville thanks for the info in advance to anyone who passes the info on

Drew

Drew,
You thought you was in the right place but wasn't, bad luck mate. I do have nightmares of booking a massage parlour and it landing up being one of them sports remedial places with guy and girls in the full blue medicinal outfits running about and thinking to myself "OH fuck what have I done!" but I haven't stuffed up yet thanks to these threads! Well done lads!

Give it another punt sure youll get it right next time!

Happy punting!

[bigbob]

take a punt if it looks Asian your half way there thats how i found this place