Steven Seagal
07-08-2015, 08:14 PM
Person's Name : Candy
Establishment : 12 Bellevue Street, Surry Hills
Date of Visit : July 2015
Contact Details/Address/Weblink0 : 9281 8480
Hours of Business : 10:00- Late
Rates : 65 half hour, 65/30. 100/45.130 for the hour.
Age : Late 30’s
Size/shape : Round, Size 6-8
Nationality or Ethnicity : Thai
Services Provided : Dfk 69, daty, bbj with cim, covered mish, doggie, cowgirl.
Value for money/recommend? Yes.
Howdy All,
This is a review of Candy.
“A paranoid is someone who knows a little of what's going on. A psychotic is a guy who's just found out what's going on.”
William S. Burroughs.
I was always a guy who viewed things only on a surface level. As a matter of fact if you look underneath my shallow veneer, you will see the real shallow man underneath.
I always looked at the world through rose coloured glasses. I believed what I saw and saw what I believed. I was both trusting and naïve..
This extended into punting. I remember once in Las Vegas I read in the paper that service in a brothel included Greek and got excited because I thought I'd see a lady from Athens.
I was pig ignorant about life. I believed any bullshit a woman would tell me.
I remember seeing a working lady named Theodesia Goodman who offered as part of her service a bbj. When I arrived she immediately put on a condom and the following conversation ensued:
Steven: You advertised a bbj.
Theodesia: That’s what you’re getting.
Steven: Bbj means bareback blowjob.
Theodesia: No, it means BOTCHED BLOWJOB..
Steven: Really?
Theodesia: Yes: and that’s what you’re getting.
Steven: Thanks.
Theodesia: By the way.
Steven: What?
Theodesia: It’s an extra and will cost another $20.
Steven: Great.
Yea, I was a gullible dude. When a working lady told me things I’d believe them. Like when private worker Denise Danglingdong and I had the following exchange in the middle of sex:
Denise: I love you.
Steven : Great. We’ll meet again at tomorrow at 2:00.
Denise: I don’t work tomorrow.
Steven: Great we can register to get married!
Denise: Are you on drugs?
Well, I have wised up over the years and become, in Burroughs words, psychotic. I thank women in the sex industry for teaching me. Reality began to set in when people like Jess at Porky’s who promised me a great time and once the money was exchanged told me “I make it a policy to never enjoy myself while I am working”. When Diana of Parramatta was caught by me going through my wallet and said she was looking for a condom I really started to wise up.
I learned that when a working lady said she loved me that meant “Believe me stupid and become a regular!” I learned when a woman said “Your cock is beautiful” It meant "Do I really have to stick that walnut in my pussy.”
So now I know when FOAM* (Fake orgasm and moaning) is on the horizon and when the half of the ‘lovemaking’ is really only money making.
This brings us to Candy.
In the past many of my comments about her were unfair.
I saw her as cold and unfriendly when she is in fact honest. Candy is a straight forward woman supporting her family by working in the sex industry.
Get to know her and you find her genuine and really wanting to give you a service that will make you happy. She often sits alone downstairs and that’s to avoid the ‘office politics’ that go on when you have a number of women competing for punters.
I have seen her a number of times.
She is late 30’s, enhanced breasts, (It’s a good boob job) blonde hair, Thai with excellent English.
On this occasion I enjoyed kissing, bbj with cim and covered sex in mish, cowgirl and doggie. I think she is very sexy with nice thick lips that she assures me are not the result of Botox.
I have discovered she actually quite open and friendly when you get to know her and she is now my favourite lady here.
So, as Burroughs would say, “I am now paranoid in terms of Candy as I see what is really going on with her”.
See her. She is not a game player and will offer a good, honest, sexy time.
Well, I’ve got to go. I still need to write review of Paula at 104 Roseville and Winnie at 142 Hornsby.
See ya’ll soon mates.
Until that time friends . . .Until that time.
Steven
*FOAM copyright 2009 Steven Seagal.
Establishment : 12 Bellevue Street, Surry Hills
Date of Visit : July 2015
Contact Details/Address/Weblink0 : 9281 8480
Hours of Business : 10:00- Late
Rates : 65 half hour, 65/30. 100/45.130 for the hour.
Age : Late 30’s
Size/shape : Round, Size 6-8
Nationality or Ethnicity : Thai
Services Provided : Dfk 69, daty, bbj with cim, covered mish, doggie, cowgirl.
Value for money/recommend? Yes.
Howdy All,
This is a review of Candy.
“A paranoid is someone who knows a little of what's going on. A psychotic is a guy who's just found out what's going on.”
William S. Burroughs.
I was always a guy who viewed things only on a surface level. As a matter of fact if you look underneath my shallow veneer, you will see the real shallow man underneath.
I always looked at the world through rose coloured glasses. I believed what I saw and saw what I believed. I was both trusting and naïve..
This extended into punting. I remember once in Las Vegas I read in the paper that service in a brothel included Greek and got excited because I thought I'd see a lady from Athens.
I was pig ignorant about life. I believed any bullshit a woman would tell me.
I remember seeing a working lady named Theodesia Goodman who offered as part of her service a bbj. When I arrived she immediately put on a condom and the following conversation ensued:
Steven: You advertised a bbj.
Theodesia: That’s what you’re getting.
Steven: Bbj means bareback blowjob.
Theodesia: No, it means BOTCHED BLOWJOB..
Steven: Really?
Theodesia: Yes: and that’s what you’re getting.
Steven: Thanks.
Theodesia: By the way.
Steven: What?
Theodesia: It’s an extra and will cost another $20.
Steven: Great.
Yea, I was a gullible dude. When a working lady told me things I’d believe them. Like when private worker Denise Danglingdong and I had the following exchange in the middle of sex:
Denise: I love you.
Steven : Great. We’ll meet again at tomorrow at 2:00.
Denise: I don’t work tomorrow.
Steven: Great we can register to get married!
Denise: Are you on drugs?
Well, I have wised up over the years and become, in Burroughs words, psychotic. I thank women in the sex industry for teaching me. Reality began to set in when people like Jess at Porky’s who promised me a great time and once the money was exchanged told me “I make it a policy to never enjoy myself while I am working”. When Diana of Parramatta was caught by me going through my wallet and said she was looking for a condom I really started to wise up.
I learned that when a working lady said she loved me that meant “Believe me stupid and become a regular!” I learned when a woman said “Your cock is beautiful” It meant "Do I really have to stick that walnut in my pussy.”
So now I know when FOAM* (Fake orgasm and moaning) is on the horizon and when the half of the ‘lovemaking’ is really only money making.
This brings us to Candy.
In the past many of my comments about her were unfair.
I saw her as cold and unfriendly when she is in fact honest. Candy is a straight forward woman supporting her family by working in the sex industry.
Get to know her and you find her genuine and really wanting to give you a service that will make you happy. She often sits alone downstairs and that’s to avoid the ‘office politics’ that go on when you have a number of women competing for punters.
I have seen her a number of times.
She is late 30’s, enhanced breasts, (It’s a good boob job) blonde hair, Thai with excellent English.
On this occasion I enjoyed kissing, bbj with cim and covered sex in mish, cowgirl and doggie. I think she is very sexy with nice thick lips that she assures me are not the result of Botox.
I have discovered she actually quite open and friendly when you get to know her and she is now my favourite lady here.
So, as Burroughs would say, “I am now paranoid in terms of Candy as I see what is really going on with her”.
See her. She is not a game player and will offer a good, honest, sexy time.
Well, I’ve got to go. I still need to write review of Paula at 104 Roseville and Winnie at 142 Hornsby.
See ya’ll soon mates.
Until that time friends . . .Until that time.
Steven
*FOAM copyright 2009 Steven Seagal.