Trapper
29-08-2015, 08:29 PM
Hey Lads and Ladettes (not sure there are too many of the later here)
Just got back from the coast and I gotta say the afternoon definitely made up for a day stuck in a lecture theater at uni. I have been having pains in my back and shoulders for a while now and while my punting experience with smile has been woeful purely because of my inexperience and getting spoil by the pretty much slam dunk every time at GTM due to them asking the question and me not having too I knew they do good massages. I thought what the hey lets get a massage to work out the kinks, I actually booked last week via wechat knowing I would be down the goldy but text on friday to confirm the booking. I tell you it was the longest 5 hours I have ever had listening about the history of maritime law knowing that i was finally going to get some relieve for screwed up muscles. Come the hour I went through what I needed to get to into and start enjoying some relief and what opened the door was a vision of beauty no more than 26, definitely in my ball park range for taking a crack at dating. (outside edge but still viable) She seemed perky which always helps my interest, worked out the cash side of the deal (70/h) and I grabbed a two hour booking to give the best chance for her to dig in and move the muscles. She gave me the option of the table or the bed and i immediately took the bed, after lecture hall seats last thing i wanted was to be on something else hard for the next 2 hours. I tell you it was divine, I asked for a hard massage and thats what i got. At one point to get a good depth into my neck and sholders she straddled my head, I could have turned over then and there and just been in heaven plowing into her snatch, I would have torn through her pants with my teeth just to get to it if I wasn't a gentleman. Like falmejob in his review the other day there was no tickle but the massage had gotten me randy enough so on the flip I had a semi chub, then out comes the hand towel to cover the junk, I understand it in the shop but a private apartment not so much and my brain instantly goes that there is no point in asking. She worked on my front for a bit before the 20 minute mark came up and she asked how everything was, took the shot and we came to an agreement for 100 for topless. I gotta say guys if anyone rips on me for 100 bucks I would have paid 200 just to stare at the beauties so nerts to you. Time finished up, we actually spent about 10 minutes chatting about tech and uni while i put my shoes on and then she was gone from my life, was I happy hell yeah but also disappointed that if i ever get married I am fairly certain its going to be some gold digging aussie broad instead of someone like her, Perky all the way for me. Unfortunately I doubt I will get the chance to see her again just because I don't have the cash to splash around, today was a treat for my poor broken body. Would I if I had the cash, you would have to have me handcuffed to a rampaging rhino to stop me.
Looks and attitude: 8/10 for most guys, for me 11/10 (i have a thing for perky Japanese women)
Massage: 9/10 never had a bad massage from the girls associated with smile
Extras: once again I am biased 11/10 probably an 8/10 for most guys who want to haggle a bit.
Just got back from the coast and I gotta say the afternoon definitely made up for a day stuck in a lecture theater at uni. I have been having pains in my back and shoulders for a while now and while my punting experience with smile has been woeful purely because of my inexperience and getting spoil by the pretty much slam dunk every time at GTM due to them asking the question and me not having too I knew they do good massages. I thought what the hey lets get a massage to work out the kinks, I actually booked last week via wechat knowing I would be down the goldy but text on friday to confirm the booking. I tell you it was the longest 5 hours I have ever had listening about the history of maritime law knowing that i was finally going to get some relieve for screwed up muscles. Come the hour I went through what I needed to get to into and start enjoying some relief and what opened the door was a vision of beauty no more than 26, definitely in my ball park range for taking a crack at dating. (outside edge but still viable) She seemed perky which always helps my interest, worked out the cash side of the deal (70/h) and I grabbed a two hour booking to give the best chance for her to dig in and move the muscles. She gave me the option of the table or the bed and i immediately took the bed, after lecture hall seats last thing i wanted was to be on something else hard for the next 2 hours. I tell you it was divine, I asked for a hard massage and thats what i got. At one point to get a good depth into my neck and sholders she straddled my head, I could have turned over then and there and just been in heaven plowing into her snatch, I would have torn through her pants with my teeth just to get to it if I wasn't a gentleman. Like falmejob in his review the other day there was no tickle but the massage had gotten me randy enough so on the flip I had a semi chub, then out comes the hand towel to cover the junk, I understand it in the shop but a private apartment not so much and my brain instantly goes that there is no point in asking. She worked on my front for a bit before the 20 minute mark came up and she asked how everything was, took the shot and we came to an agreement for 100 for topless. I gotta say guys if anyone rips on me for 100 bucks I would have paid 200 just to stare at the beauties so nerts to you. Time finished up, we actually spent about 10 minutes chatting about tech and uni while i put my shoes on and then she was gone from my life, was I happy hell yeah but also disappointed that if i ever get married I am fairly certain its going to be some gold digging aussie broad instead of someone like her, Perky all the way for me. Unfortunately I doubt I will get the chance to see her again just because I don't have the cash to splash around, today was a treat for my poor broken body. Would I if I had the cash, you would have to have me handcuffed to a rampaging rhino to stop me.
Looks and attitude: 8/10 for most guys, for me 11/10 (i have a thing for perky Japanese women)
Massage: 9/10 never had a bad massage from the girls associated with smile
Extras: once again I am biased 11/10 probably an 8/10 for most guys who want to haggle a bit.