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Steven Seagal
26-09-2015, 06:26 PM
Person's Name : Sasa
Establishment : Roseville Rose
Date of Visit : 26 September, 2015, 2:00 pm
Contact Details/Address/Weblink : 104 Pacific Hwy Roseville : www.rosevillerose.com.au
Hours of Business : 10am to late
Rates :150/60
Age : 30 (who knows)
Size/shape : size 6 slim sexy figure,
Nationality or Ethnicity : Mainland Chinese.
English: Ok.
Looks: Pretty face, cute voice, d-CUPS, TRIMMED PUSSY.
Services Provided : BBBJ french kiss">DFK ,, FS
Value for money/recommend? : Read below.

Howdy Mates,

This is a review of Sasa.

“ I want no part of your fucking life!”
Goldie Blimpsky

Folks I had the hots for Goldie Blimpsky. She was the daughter of my Rabbi Hyman Blimpsky. She had a nice face, but her butt stuck way out. Folks you could play five hand poker on that arse. She had a desperate quality that made me ask her out and we went out on three dates.

On the first date we went to the Golden Gate Theater and saw the movie Bullet with Steve McQueen. In it he plays a San Francisco cop out to nab a killer. After the movie we went to the Shalom Kosher Cafe where I ordered smoked herring that smelled and tasted like it had been baked in a marijuana oven. That was a real drag!

On the second date we went to the Golden Gate Theater and saw Play Misty for Me starring Clint Eastwood. He played a San Francisco disk jockey who is stalked by a potential female killer. After that date we went to the Hush Puppy Café where we had kosher hot dogs that tasted like they were made out of real dogs.

On the third date we went to the Golden Gate Theater and saw the movie Dirty Harry that is about a San Francisco cop who is stalked by and stalks a killer. After the movie Goldie said “We need to talk”.

When a woman says “We need to talk” it’s like being invited onto the Jerry Springer Show.. That is, no good is going ot come out of it.

Goldie asked me, “What s the meaning of life?”

I relied,

“Life is waking up in the morning, doing a bunch of stuff and going to sleep at night. The next day is waking up and doing the same stuff you did before until the sun goes down. You keep doing that until one day . . .

Goldie: One day what?
Steven: You’re too old to do the stuff or . . .
Goldie: Or what?
Steven: You’re dead.
Goldie: So that’s the meaning of life?
Steven: Yep.
Goldie: I want no part of your fucking life

Well, Goldie quickly became a part of my history. It was all for the better anyway. Rabbi Blimpsky had warned me that if I tried any hanky-panky with Goldie he’d “Cut your weenie off and sell it to a kosher butcher!”

I have continued doing the same stuff over and over in my punting. A lot of my punting has centred on Bellevue12 in Surry Hills, Red Sunset and Billy’s in Marrickville and Miko’s Chinese Massage in Newtown.

With Apple effectively giving me the bun’s rush out of Bellevue I have had to improvise and try new places.

Today I decided to go to 142 Hornsby and see Ellyn, a Korean WL, to see what she was like. I intended to do that, but while on the train, remembering my former life philosophy and, on impulse, got off in Roseville.

I was shown 4 ladies and for me Sasa stood out. She is a lovely Chinese girl, says she’s 24, but I suspect more like 30. She has a very pretty face, a sweet voice, D cups, a trimmed pussy and a gentle manner.

Folks, there was absolutely no chemistry between us. Don’t get me wrong, I saw myself in the mirror shaving this morning and it was not a pretty picture. I am certainly no ding-dong daddy from Dumas. I wouldn’t like to have sex with me so why should she?

On the surface most things were there e.g. there was ‘dk’ bbj and mish.

I put those marks around ’dfk’ as, like the rest of the service she had no energy for me. It s as if she had just come from 18 straight hours of ’water-boarding’ interrogation at Gitmo. Her tongue moved with all the speed of a sloth on Valium. To quote columnist Dorothy Parker “She could have phoned it in”.

I am not being critical of Sasa. She felt no real passion for me and I felt little for her once we were in the room. I think if I could have shaved 20 years off my life and several centimetres of my waistline we may have had some magic.

For you guys under 40 she probably would provide an excellent, hot service. For me it had all the eroticism of a wet mop.

Would you guys forgive me if I went back one more time to Bellevue12, saw Candy so that I could break the dud punt cycle?

At any rate, I was a much to blame for this going belly up as Sasa was. I will return to this establishment as once I get going I start doing same stuff over and over again.

Got to go now.

See ya’ll again soon.

Until that time friends . . .until that time.

Steven

Sextus
26-09-2015, 07:00 PM
Folks, there was absolutely no chemistry between us. Don’t get me wrong, I saw myself in the mirror shaving this morning and it was not a pretty picture. I wouldn’t like to have sex with me so why should she? I think if I could have shaved 20 years off my life and several centimetres of my waistline we may have had some magic.

Funny review Steven. :miao: It's a worry though, you do like to think that the lady is into it a bit more than that. But as you said, we go to bed at night, do some stuff, go to bed, do some more stuff, and out of those simple, blameless acts, certain changes are incrementally wrought in our appearance.

I just renewed my driver's licence for the next five years, and I dearly wanted - with supreme optimism - the new photo to be a very close match to the previous one. To help with this, I was even going to take my own self-portrait and take that down to them, to get something half way decently ageless to carry around in my wallet for the next five years. I want to create my own Dorian Grey moment on my licence! But when I told the RTA guy he said "It's not allowed." They are cruel, but the RTA office fluoroscents are crueller. Yes, the older we get the more we can expect the (increasingly) relatively younger girls to be not quite as thrilled at our getting naked with them.

Steven Seagal
26-09-2015, 07:34 PM
Funny review Steven. :miao: It's a worry though, you do like to think that the lady is into it a bit more than that. But as you said, we go to bed at night, do some stuff, go to bed, do some more stuff, and out of those simple, blameless acts, certain changes are incrementally wrought in our appearance.

I just renewed my driver's licence for the next five years, and I dearly wanted - with supreme optimism - the new photo to be a very close match to the previous one. To help with this, I was even going to take my own self-portrait and take that down to them, to get something half way decently ageless to carry around in my wallet for the next five years. I want to create my own Dorian Grey moment on my licence! But when I told the RTA guy he said "It's not allowed." They are cruel, but the RTA office fluoroscents are crueller. Yes, the older we get the more we can expect the (increasingly) relatively younger girls to be not quite as thrilled at our getting naked with them.

I realise that when a hottie WL sees me naked she will either laugh or cry. Which ever reaction it is, it is for the same reason.

Steven

weedinator
03-10-2015, 09:56 AM
I think i experienced the move along from bellevue as well. I used to see Yuyu until one uncomfortable day when she kept asking about my mum, seriously WTF.

I keep meaning to try roseville more, the choices seem great and extras always seem to draw me in to a place. I hope monday has a good selecrion.

Steven Seagal
03-10-2015, 11:15 AM
Hi weedinator,

I have had 4 dud punts in a row since I have left Bellevue.

I may have to return and re-sample Candy.

Seagal

weedinator
03-10-2015, 06:05 PM
Segal,

Well at least you tried. No point going somewhete where you wont be appreciated. I didnt like 533 beacuse of the boss lady. Helen at roseville has always been lovely