Steven Seagal
26-09-2015, 06:26 PM
Person's Name : Sasa
Establishment : Roseville Rose
Date of Visit : 26 September, 2015, 2:00 pm
Contact Details/Address/Weblink : 104 Pacific Hwy Roseville : www.rosevillerose.com.au
Hours of Business : 10am to late
Rates :150/60
Age : 30 (who knows)
Size/shape : size 6 slim sexy figure,
Nationality or Ethnicity : Mainland Chinese.
English: Ok.
Looks: Pretty face, cute voice, d-CUPS, TRIMMED PUSSY.
Services Provided : BBBJ french kiss">DFK ,, FS
Value for money/recommend? : Read below.
Howdy Mates,
This is a review of Sasa.
“ I want no part of your fucking life!”
Goldie Blimpsky
Folks I had the hots for Goldie Blimpsky. She was the daughter of my Rabbi Hyman Blimpsky. She had a nice face, but her butt stuck way out. Folks you could play five hand poker on that arse. She had a desperate quality that made me ask her out and we went out on three dates.
On the first date we went to the Golden Gate Theater and saw the movie Bullet with Steve McQueen. In it he plays a San Francisco cop out to nab a killer. After the movie we went to the Shalom Kosher Cafe where I ordered smoked herring that smelled and tasted like it had been baked in a marijuana oven. That was a real drag!
On the second date we went to the Golden Gate Theater and saw Play Misty for Me starring Clint Eastwood. He played a San Francisco disk jockey who is stalked by a potential female killer. After that date we went to the Hush Puppy Café where we had kosher hot dogs that tasted like they were made out of real dogs.
On the third date we went to the Golden Gate Theater and saw the movie Dirty Harry that is about a San Francisco cop who is stalked by and stalks a killer. After the movie Goldie said “We need to talk”.
When a woman says “We need to talk” it’s like being invited onto the Jerry Springer Show.. That is, no good is going ot come out of it.
Goldie asked me, “What s the meaning of life?”
I relied,
“Life is waking up in the morning, doing a bunch of stuff and going to sleep at night. The next day is waking up and doing the same stuff you did before until the sun goes down. You keep doing that until one day . . .
Goldie: One day what?
Steven: You’re too old to do the stuff or . . .
Goldie: Or what?
Steven: You’re dead.
Goldie: So that’s the meaning of life?
Steven: Yep.
Goldie: I want no part of your fucking life
Well, Goldie quickly became a part of my history. It was all for the better anyway. Rabbi Blimpsky had warned me that if I tried any hanky-panky with Goldie he’d “Cut your weenie off and sell it to a kosher butcher!”
I have continued doing the same stuff over and over in my punting. A lot of my punting has centred on Bellevue12 in Surry Hills, Red Sunset and Billy’s in Marrickville and Miko’s Chinese Massage in Newtown.
With Apple effectively giving me the bun’s rush out of Bellevue I have had to improvise and try new places.
Today I decided to go to 142 Hornsby and see Ellyn, a Korean WL, to see what she was like. I intended to do that, but while on the train, remembering my former life philosophy and, on impulse, got off in Roseville.
I was shown 4 ladies and for me Sasa stood out. She is a lovely Chinese girl, says she’s 24, but I suspect more like 30. She has a very pretty face, a sweet voice, D cups, a trimmed pussy and a gentle manner.
Folks, there was absolutely no chemistry between us. Don’t get me wrong, I saw myself in the mirror shaving this morning and it was not a pretty picture. I am certainly no ding-dong daddy from Dumas. I wouldn’t like to have sex with me so why should she?
On the surface most things were there e.g. there was ‘dk’ bbj and mish.
I put those marks around ’dfk’ as, like the rest of the service she had no energy for me. It s as if she had just come from 18 straight hours of ’water-boarding’ interrogation at Gitmo. Her tongue moved with all the speed of a sloth on Valium. To quote columnist Dorothy Parker “She could have phoned it in”.
I am not being critical of Sasa. She felt no real passion for me and I felt little for her once we were in the room. I think if I could have shaved 20 years off my life and several centimetres of my waistline we may have had some magic.
For you guys under 40 she probably would provide an excellent, hot service. For me it had all the eroticism of a wet mop.
Would you guys forgive me if I went back one more time to Bellevue12, saw Candy so that I could break the dud punt cycle?
At any rate, I was a much to blame for this going belly up as Sasa was. I will return to this establishment as once I get going I start doing same stuff over and over again.
Got to go now.
See ya’ll again soon.
Until that time friends . . .until that time.
Steven
Establishment : Roseville Rose
Date of Visit : 26 September, 2015, 2:00 pm
Contact Details/Address/Weblink : 104 Pacific Hwy Roseville : www.rosevillerose.com.au
Hours of Business : 10am to late
Rates :150/60
Age : 30 (who knows)
Size/shape : size 6 slim sexy figure,
Nationality or Ethnicity : Mainland Chinese.
English: Ok.
Looks: Pretty face, cute voice, d-CUPS, TRIMMED PUSSY.
Services Provided : BBBJ french kiss">DFK ,, FS
Value for money/recommend? : Read below.
Howdy Mates,
This is a review of Sasa.
“ I want no part of your fucking life!”
Goldie Blimpsky
Folks I had the hots for Goldie Blimpsky. She was the daughter of my Rabbi Hyman Blimpsky. She had a nice face, but her butt stuck way out. Folks you could play five hand poker on that arse. She had a desperate quality that made me ask her out and we went out on three dates.
On the first date we went to the Golden Gate Theater and saw the movie Bullet with Steve McQueen. In it he plays a San Francisco cop out to nab a killer. After the movie we went to the Shalom Kosher Cafe where I ordered smoked herring that smelled and tasted like it had been baked in a marijuana oven. That was a real drag!
On the second date we went to the Golden Gate Theater and saw Play Misty for Me starring Clint Eastwood. He played a San Francisco disk jockey who is stalked by a potential female killer. After that date we went to the Hush Puppy Café where we had kosher hot dogs that tasted like they were made out of real dogs.
On the third date we went to the Golden Gate Theater and saw the movie Dirty Harry that is about a San Francisco cop who is stalked by and stalks a killer. After the movie Goldie said “We need to talk”.
When a woman says “We need to talk” it’s like being invited onto the Jerry Springer Show.. That is, no good is going ot come out of it.
Goldie asked me, “What s the meaning of life?”
I relied,
“Life is waking up in the morning, doing a bunch of stuff and going to sleep at night. The next day is waking up and doing the same stuff you did before until the sun goes down. You keep doing that until one day . . .
Goldie: One day what?
Steven: You’re too old to do the stuff or . . .
Goldie: Or what?
Steven: You’re dead.
Goldie: So that’s the meaning of life?
Steven: Yep.
Goldie: I want no part of your fucking life
Well, Goldie quickly became a part of my history. It was all for the better anyway. Rabbi Blimpsky had warned me that if I tried any hanky-panky with Goldie he’d “Cut your weenie off and sell it to a kosher butcher!”
I have continued doing the same stuff over and over in my punting. A lot of my punting has centred on Bellevue12 in Surry Hills, Red Sunset and Billy’s in Marrickville and Miko’s Chinese Massage in Newtown.
With Apple effectively giving me the bun’s rush out of Bellevue I have had to improvise and try new places.
Today I decided to go to 142 Hornsby and see Ellyn, a Korean WL, to see what she was like. I intended to do that, but while on the train, remembering my former life philosophy and, on impulse, got off in Roseville.
I was shown 4 ladies and for me Sasa stood out. She is a lovely Chinese girl, says she’s 24, but I suspect more like 30. She has a very pretty face, a sweet voice, D cups, a trimmed pussy and a gentle manner.
Folks, there was absolutely no chemistry between us. Don’t get me wrong, I saw myself in the mirror shaving this morning and it was not a pretty picture. I am certainly no ding-dong daddy from Dumas. I wouldn’t like to have sex with me so why should she?
On the surface most things were there e.g. there was ‘dk’ bbj and mish.
I put those marks around ’dfk’ as, like the rest of the service she had no energy for me. It s as if she had just come from 18 straight hours of ’water-boarding’ interrogation at Gitmo. Her tongue moved with all the speed of a sloth on Valium. To quote columnist Dorothy Parker “She could have phoned it in”.
I am not being critical of Sasa. She felt no real passion for me and I felt little for her once we were in the room. I think if I could have shaved 20 years off my life and several centimetres of my waistline we may have had some magic.
For you guys under 40 she probably would provide an excellent, hot service. For me it had all the eroticism of a wet mop.
Would you guys forgive me if I went back one more time to Bellevue12, saw Candy so that I could break the dud punt cycle?
At any rate, I was a much to blame for this going belly up as Sasa was. I will return to this establishment as once I get going I start doing same stuff over and over again.
Got to go now.
See ya’ll again soon.
Until that time friends . . .until that time.
Steven