Steven Seagal
05-10-2015, 07:17 PM
Person's Name : Mimi
Establishment : 316 Central Massage
Address: 2f, 316 Elizabeth Street Surry Hills.
Contact: www.central massage316.com Phone: 02 9211 4107
Date of Visit : 5 October, 2015
Hours: 10:00 am – 8:30 pm
Rates : $40/30, $55/45, $65/60
Age : Early to mid- 20’s
Size/shape : Slim
Nationality or Ethnicity : Chinese
Services Provided : Massage and took off clothes.
Value for money/recommend? : Can’t decide.
Howdy Folks,
This is a review of Mimi,
I am an indecisive guy and if you paid attention to my ex-girlfriend Yogurta Fallopian, you’d see it as a sign of weakness and fear. I remember the following exchange with her:
Yogurta: You can’t make up your mind up about anything.
Seagal: Of course I can.
Yogurta: Give me one example.
Seagal: I am torn regarding which example to use.
Yogurta: See? That’s what I mean.
Seagal: Huh?
Yogurta: How do you feel about me?
Seagal: I have definite thoughts in that regard.
Yogurta: What do you mean?
Seagal: Well, I have mixed feelings about you.
Yogurta: Steven?
Seagal: Yes dear?
Yogurta: You’re a dickhead!
So, Yogurta and I were no longer ‘an item’, but I became a minor footnote in her life. (I think she referred to me in that footnote as ‘ibid’.)
How does this relate to this review? I was torn about whether to write reviews about Winnie at 142 or Paula at Roseville or to punt. I tossed a coin and decided to punt.
I was then indecisive about whether I should go full service or rnt. I asked my friend Sal Matolovich what to do and he said, “Go fuck your stupid self!” In a sense that is what I wound up doing.
This morning I remembered how I have had 4 dud punts in a row. They have all been at full service joints. I felt I wanted to betray myself and return to Bellevue12 and actually started walking toward it. On the way I spotted the sign for 316 and without thinking walked up the stairs.
Folks, the entry is not discreet. It is near a bus stop and there must have been 20 people there.
Anyway, at the top of the stairs I became confused as I couldn’t make out a reception area. It was a hallway with what appeared ot be a toilet at one in, 3 rooms and a curtained off area at the other.
A cute WL came from behind the curtain and led me to one of the rooms. It was a typical Chinese massage set up with minimalist furniture and décor. There was a mirror at the end of the massage table, but I never discovered what value, if any it had.
The cute ML returned, too my $65 for the hour and told me to undress. The room was stifling hot. My I suggest to Papasan they spend another $5 a day to cool the joint down.
My ML was Mimi. She asked how old I thought she was and I said 22 and she said that was right. I suspect she is half past 20. Mimi has a very pretty face, reasonable English, (a bit too chatty), A cup breasts with the tiniest nipples I have ever seen.
On the surface the massage was good, but it was without real technique. She used her elbows and even did some back walking, but it wasn’t too skilful.
When part 2 arrived I negotiate a nude hj and she does have a nice tight body. No touching allowed. A little suck a microscopic nipple was allowed. No kiss, “That’s not hygienic”, she said.
I won’t say she gave me a handjob because she gave me the strangest interaction with my wee-wee that I’ve ever had. She blew on my cock and my theory is that she thought it would inflate. It did not. She then gave it several quick taps or gentle slaps. My wee-wee did not wake up.
In the end she kissed my chest while I spanked my monkey.
Don't get me wrong, Mimi is a lovely lady and pleasant to be with BUT if I am searching form someone to be pleasant with I will buy a dog or cat.
I don’t think I’ll be going back in the future. I am not sure.
I am still indecisive. I’ve now had 5 dud punts in a row and don’t know where to go.
At any rate, goodbye for now gang. I think I will return.
Until that time friends . . .until that time.
Steven
Establishment : 316 Central Massage
Address: 2f, 316 Elizabeth Street Surry Hills.
Contact: www.central massage316.com Phone: 02 9211 4107
Date of Visit : 5 October, 2015
Hours: 10:00 am – 8:30 pm
Rates : $40/30, $55/45, $65/60
Age : Early to mid- 20’s
Size/shape : Slim
Nationality or Ethnicity : Chinese
Services Provided : Massage and took off clothes.
Value for money/recommend? : Can’t decide.
Howdy Folks,
This is a review of Mimi,
I am an indecisive guy and if you paid attention to my ex-girlfriend Yogurta Fallopian, you’d see it as a sign of weakness and fear. I remember the following exchange with her:
Yogurta: You can’t make up your mind up about anything.
Seagal: Of course I can.
Yogurta: Give me one example.
Seagal: I am torn regarding which example to use.
Yogurta: See? That’s what I mean.
Seagal: Huh?
Yogurta: How do you feel about me?
Seagal: I have definite thoughts in that regard.
Yogurta: What do you mean?
Seagal: Well, I have mixed feelings about you.
Yogurta: Steven?
Seagal: Yes dear?
Yogurta: You’re a dickhead!
So, Yogurta and I were no longer ‘an item’, but I became a minor footnote in her life. (I think she referred to me in that footnote as ‘ibid’.)
How does this relate to this review? I was torn about whether to write reviews about Winnie at 142 or Paula at Roseville or to punt. I tossed a coin and decided to punt.
I was then indecisive about whether I should go full service or rnt. I asked my friend Sal Matolovich what to do and he said, “Go fuck your stupid self!” In a sense that is what I wound up doing.
This morning I remembered how I have had 4 dud punts in a row. They have all been at full service joints. I felt I wanted to betray myself and return to Bellevue12 and actually started walking toward it. On the way I spotted the sign for 316 and without thinking walked up the stairs.
Folks, the entry is not discreet. It is near a bus stop and there must have been 20 people there.
Anyway, at the top of the stairs I became confused as I couldn’t make out a reception area. It was a hallway with what appeared ot be a toilet at one in, 3 rooms and a curtained off area at the other.
A cute WL came from behind the curtain and led me to one of the rooms. It was a typical Chinese massage set up with minimalist furniture and décor. There was a mirror at the end of the massage table, but I never discovered what value, if any it had.
The cute ML returned, too my $65 for the hour and told me to undress. The room was stifling hot. My I suggest to Papasan they spend another $5 a day to cool the joint down.
My ML was Mimi. She asked how old I thought she was and I said 22 and she said that was right. I suspect she is half past 20. Mimi has a very pretty face, reasonable English, (a bit too chatty), A cup breasts with the tiniest nipples I have ever seen.
On the surface the massage was good, but it was without real technique. She used her elbows and even did some back walking, but it wasn’t too skilful.
When part 2 arrived I negotiate a nude hj and she does have a nice tight body. No touching allowed. A little suck a microscopic nipple was allowed. No kiss, “That’s not hygienic”, she said.
I won’t say she gave me a handjob because she gave me the strangest interaction with my wee-wee that I’ve ever had. She blew on my cock and my theory is that she thought it would inflate. It did not. She then gave it several quick taps or gentle slaps. My wee-wee did not wake up.
In the end she kissed my chest while I spanked my monkey.
Don't get me wrong, Mimi is a lovely lady and pleasant to be with BUT if I am searching form someone to be pleasant with I will buy a dog or cat.
I don’t think I’ll be going back in the future. I am not sure.
I am still indecisive. I’ve now had 5 dud punts in a row and don’t know where to go.
At any rate, goodbye for now gang. I think I will return.
Until that time friends . . .until that time.
Steven