Steven Seagal
11-10-2015, 02:40 PM
Person's Name: Linda
Establishment: Red Sunset
Date of Visit: 11 October, 2015
Contact Details/Address/Weblink: 47 Sydenham Rd. Marrickville
Hours of Business: 9:00 – 9:00
Rates:$60/30, $120/60
Age: Mid 30’s-Early 40’s
Size/shape: Weight for height
Nationality or Ethnicity: Chinese
Services Provided: Bbj with cim, french kiss">dfk, covered sex.
Value for money/recommend?: Ok.
My experience/comments: See below.
G’day Al,
This is a review of Linda.
I have had 5 dud punts in a row until this one.
I remember when I first started punting my mate Riley Greenleaf seemed to only have dud punts and I had none.
Riley was always complaining. He’d see a WL and say things like, “Her pussy was covered with so much hair it looked like the Amazon rainforest or some weird out of control fungus!”. I remember him talking about one lady where he described her as, “Having more tats than Popeye the Sailor and looking like him too.” Concerning the performance of one WL Riley noted “I’ve seen carcasses hanging in butcher shops that were more active than she was!”.
As for me, I was pig ignorant and took what came with a stupid optimism.
Example 1: A WL lays totally still during intercourse and I think, “This must be some new type of eroticism. WOW!”
OR
Example 2: Where the following occurs:
WL: You have a beautiful cock and so big!
Seagal” (Thinking: “Yes, I do have a wee-wee like a horse and it should have an artist paint it.”
OR
Example 3: Where I am with a granny named Chutney, in her mid sixties, where the following occurs:
Seagal: How old are you Chutney?
Chutney: I am 27.
Seagal: (Thinking: “Poor thing. She’s had a tough life.”)
OR
Example 4: When the following interaction occurs:
WL: I love you.
Seagal: (Thinking: “I must remember to book our wedding reception in the Rooty Hill RSL” )
WELL?
Well I’ve wised up now to all those ladies full of FOAM, (fake orgasm and moaning), bullshit and hopeless service. In short, I have turned into Riley Greenleaf.
This brings use to Linda at Red Sunset. I feel like I’ve seen her before, but, if I have, a new review is in order as I have no memory of her.
Red Sunset is a hovel and located a short walk from Sydenham station. Once you know the place and find yourself confronted by a rapidly changing world, it is a nice place to revisit. Why? Because it never changes and remains the same rundown dive.
Linda has a pleasant face. She claimed to be 32, but like my old mate Riley Greenleaf, I suspect she is more 42. Her English is really bad. (Note: She does understand the words ‘fuck’, ‘suck’, ‘kiss’ and ‘condom’, which probably equals or betters the vocabulary of most punters!)
She has a weight for age body, trimmed pussy, reasonable C-cup breasts and a nice personality.
You need to be clear what you want from her and she will do pretty much everything you ask except anal.
She is one of those generic Chinese milf who can do everything well, but not outstanding in any particular category. I had covered sex with her in mish and she gave ot a good catbath and a bbj with cim.
If I saw her again I wouldn’t mind, but would not go out of my way to do so.
It was an average sort of punt that will be soon forgotten, but did break the 5 punt dud streak.
I will report on Monica at this establishment at a later date.
I must go now.
See you later mates.
Until that time friends . . .until that time.
Oh, and good night Riley Greenleaf wherever you are.
Steven
Establishment: Red Sunset
Date of Visit: 11 October, 2015
Contact Details/Address/Weblink: 47 Sydenham Rd. Marrickville
Hours of Business: 9:00 – 9:00
Rates:$60/30, $120/60
Age: Mid 30’s-Early 40’s
Size/shape: Weight for height
Nationality or Ethnicity: Chinese
Services Provided: Bbj with cim, french kiss">dfk, covered sex.
Value for money/recommend?: Ok.
My experience/comments: See below.
G’day Al,
This is a review of Linda.
I have had 5 dud punts in a row until this one.
I remember when I first started punting my mate Riley Greenleaf seemed to only have dud punts and I had none.
Riley was always complaining. He’d see a WL and say things like, “Her pussy was covered with so much hair it looked like the Amazon rainforest or some weird out of control fungus!”. I remember him talking about one lady where he described her as, “Having more tats than Popeye the Sailor and looking like him too.” Concerning the performance of one WL Riley noted “I’ve seen carcasses hanging in butcher shops that were more active than she was!”.
As for me, I was pig ignorant and took what came with a stupid optimism.
Example 1: A WL lays totally still during intercourse and I think, “This must be some new type of eroticism. WOW!”
OR
Example 2: Where the following occurs:
WL: You have a beautiful cock and so big!
Seagal” (Thinking: “Yes, I do have a wee-wee like a horse and it should have an artist paint it.”
OR
Example 3: Where I am with a granny named Chutney, in her mid sixties, where the following occurs:
Seagal: How old are you Chutney?
Chutney: I am 27.
Seagal: (Thinking: “Poor thing. She’s had a tough life.”)
OR
Example 4: When the following interaction occurs:
WL: I love you.
Seagal: (Thinking: “I must remember to book our wedding reception in the Rooty Hill RSL” )
WELL?
Well I’ve wised up now to all those ladies full of FOAM, (fake orgasm and moaning), bullshit and hopeless service. In short, I have turned into Riley Greenleaf.
This brings use to Linda at Red Sunset. I feel like I’ve seen her before, but, if I have, a new review is in order as I have no memory of her.
Red Sunset is a hovel and located a short walk from Sydenham station. Once you know the place and find yourself confronted by a rapidly changing world, it is a nice place to revisit. Why? Because it never changes and remains the same rundown dive.
Linda has a pleasant face. She claimed to be 32, but like my old mate Riley Greenleaf, I suspect she is more 42. Her English is really bad. (Note: She does understand the words ‘fuck’, ‘suck’, ‘kiss’ and ‘condom’, which probably equals or betters the vocabulary of most punters!)
She has a weight for age body, trimmed pussy, reasonable C-cup breasts and a nice personality.
You need to be clear what you want from her and she will do pretty much everything you ask except anal.
She is one of those generic Chinese milf who can do everything well, but not outstanding in any particular category. I had covered sex with her in mish and she gave ot a good catbath and a bbj with cim.
If I saw her again I wouldn’t mind, but would not go out of my way to do so.
It was an average sort of punt that will be soon forgotten, but did break the 5 punt dud streak.
I will report on Monica at this establishment at a later date.
I must go now.
See you later mates.
Until that time friends . . .until that time.
Oh, and good night Riley Greenleaf wherever you are.
Steven