Steven Seagal
31-10-2015, 08:21 PM
Person's Name : Lily
Establishment : 12 Bellevue Street, Surry Hills
Date of Visit : 31 October, 2015
Contact Details/Address/Weblink0 : 9281 8480
Hours of Business : 10:00- Late
Rates : 65 half hour, 65/30. 100/45.130 for the hour.
Age : Mid-30’s
Size/shape : Round, Size 8-10
Nationality or Ethnicity : Chinese
Services Provided : french kiss">Dfk 69, daty, bbj with cim, covered missionary position - man on top, girl on back">mish,
Value for money/recommend? Yes.
G’day Mates,
This is a review of Lily.
I was regaling my nephew P.Diddy with a story from the good old days when I was living in Los Angeles.
I told him about how I had fallen for a Latina, hippy girl names Jesusita Baragon. I had the hots for her and hoped she would bear my children. She had luscious lips, beautiful lovely skin, wonderful brown eyes and a backside you could stage a poker game on. Exactly my type of woman.
Herman Weidemeyer was a hippie dude who lived an alternative lifestyle before alternative lifestyle had a name, He served as my technical advisor in how to avoid striking out with Jesusita.
First, he told me to take her to Barney’s Beanery because it was cool and the chilli was the best in town. Then he said after dinner be straight with her and tell her in no uncertain terms what you desire to do with her. “She’ll .love you Seagal and think you’re so hip”, exclaimed Herman. “More than that”, he said, sticking his thumb in the air, “You’ll be home and hosed”.
Well I took her to Barney’s Beanery and the atmosphere was ‘hip’ and we both enjoyed a bowl of chilli whit saltine crackers crushed in them. After we finished eating the following conversation ensued:
Jesusita: That chilli is great.
Seagal: Would you like to go home and fuck?
Jesusita: What?
Seagal: We can fornicate like weasels in heat.
It was that point that Jesusita made her best effort of slapping my face off my head and bouncing me off one wall after another. After she was done with me my face was scratched, clothes ripped up and a couple of teeth were loose.
Herman heard about what happened and left town before I could catch up with him.
I said to Diddy, “The face rearranging and loose teeth were bad, but Barney’s made one hell of a bowl of chilli.!”
After I said this the following conversation ensued;
Diddy: Why can’t it be either a good experience or a bad one?
Seagal: What do you mean?
Diddy: Everything is complicated with you.
Seagal: Is that an existential statement?
Diddy: No, it’s a fact.
Seagal: Are you doing some post-modern deconstruction on me?
Diddy: You’re hopeless.
Well, that brings us to the subject of my ‘bucket list’. The good news is I’ve pretty much gone through it. The bad news is I’ve pretty much gone through it, with few challenges remaining,
I guess the only real bucket item left is death.
In a recent study of what Americans fear most, death did not make the top ten! At 10 was credit card fraud and 1 was cyber terrorism. One can only conclude that Americans fear not being able to pay for their funeral as more important than being the dead person in the coffin! So, much for logic.
This bring us to Lily.
I like her.
She has put on some kilos after the birth of her son, but I still find her attractive. We talked a bit about how we have known each other for 8 years and a lot of water has gone under the bridge.
I think she does a great bbj. It not the jackhammer variety, but slow, sensuous and deep. No teeth and great pressure with her lips.
I enjoyed dfk, covered sex in mish, rimming
AND
While sucking her nipples discovered she is still lactating and there is some milk there. (Note: Lily has great nipples!)
I mention this because some of you may have this on your bucket list.
If you see her remember the following:
1. It is at her discretion.
2. You will go a long way if you are respectful.
3. She is entitled to get an additional tip from you.
Well, that’s all she wrote.
As I sit here I smile as I remember Jesusita and appreciate the fact that those loose teeth did not fall out and I am still the handsome man I once was.
I’ve got to go now mates.
Catch you again soon.
Until that time friends . . .until that time.
Steven
Establishment : 12 Bellevue Street, Surry Hills
Date of Visit : 31 October, 2015
Contact Details/Address/Weblink0 : 9281 8480
Hours of Business : 10:00- Late
Rates : 65 half hour, 65/30. 100/45.130 for the hour.
Age : Mid-30’s
Size/shape : Round, Size 8-10
Nationality or Ethnicity : Chinese
Services Provided : french kiss">Dfk 69, daty, bbj with cim, covered missionary position - man on top, girl on back">mish,
Value for money/recommend? Yes.
G’day Mates,
This is a review of Lily.
I was regaling my nephew P.Diddy with a story from the good old days when I was living in Los Angeles.
I told him about how I had fallen for a Latina, hippy girl names Jesusita Baragon. I had the hots for her and hoped she would bear my children. She had luscious lips, beautiful lovely skin, wonderful brown eyes and a backside you could stage a poker game on. Exactly my type of woman.
Herman Weidemeyer was a hippie dude who lived an alternative lifestyle before alternative lifestyle had a name, He served as my technical advisor in how to avoid striking out with Jesusita.
First, he told me to take her to Barney’s Beanery because it was cool and the chilli was the best in town. Then he said after dinner be straight with her and tell her in no uncertain terms what you desire to do with her. “She’ll .love you Seagal and think you’re so hip”, exclaimed Herman. “More than that”, he said, sticking his thumb in the air, “You’ll be home and hosed”.
Well I took her to Barney’s Beanery and the atmosphere was ‘hip’ and we both enjoyed a bowl of chilli whit saltine crackers crushed in them. After we finished eating the following conversation ensued:
Jesusita: That chilli is great.
Seagal: Would you like to go home and fuck?
Jesusita: What?
Seagal: We can fornicate like weasels in heat.
It was that point that Jesusita made her best effort of slapping my face off my head and bouncing me off one wall after another. After she was done with me my face was scratched, clothes ripped up and a couple of teeth were loose.
Herman heard about what happened and left town before I could catch up with him.
I said to Diddy, “The face rearranging and loose teeth were bad, but Barney’s made one hell of a bowl of chilli.!”
After I said this the following conversation ensued;
Diddy: Why can’t it be either a good experience or a bad one?
Seagal: What do you mean?
Diddy: Everything is complicated with you.
Seagal: Is that an existential statement?
Diddy: No, it’s a fact.
Seagal: Are you doing some post-modern deconstruction on me?
Diddy: You’re hopeless.
Well, that brings us to the subject of my ‘bucket list’. The good news is I’ve pretty much gone through it. The bad news is I’ve pretty much gone through it, with few challenges remaining,
I guess the only real bucket item left is death.
In a recent study of what Americans fear most, death did not make the top ten! At 10 was credit card fraud and 1 was cyber terrorism. One can only conclude that Americans fear not being able to pay for their funeral as more important than being the dead person in the coffin! So, much for logic.
This bring us to Lily.
I like her.
She has put on some kilos after the birth of her son, but I still find her attractive. We talked a bit about how we have known each other for 8 years and a lot of water has gone under the bridge.
I think she does a great bbj. It not the jackhammer variety, but slow, sensuous and deep. No teeth and great pressure with her lips.
I enjoyed dfk, covered sex in mish, rimming
AND
While sucking her nipples discovered she is still lactating and there is some milk there. (Note: Lily has great nipples!)
I mention this because some of you may have this on your bucket list.
If you see her remember the following:
1. It is at her discretion.
2. You will go a long way if you are respectful.
3. She is entitled to get an additional tip from you.
Well, that’s all she wrote.
As I sit here I smile as I remember Jesusita and appreciate the fact that those loose teeth did not fall out and I am still the handsome man I once was.
I’ve got to go now mates.
Catch you again soon.
Until that time friends . . .until that time.
Steven