Thai Options ?

[Maddona]

All gone gone gone

[reddoor]

Easy no bbbj hot cold cheap whatever i would rather an expensive stunner and standard service than miss dodgy any day ,i prefer going home with fond memories rather than regrets of what u just done when the reality hits .but thats just me each to his or her own . Cheers chaps

[gpeck80]

Agree with Reddoor. Let's not forget the lack of chew marks on your arm.

[Bubbaloo]

Agree with GPeck re: agreement with RedDoor. Best experiences I've had are with beautiful and attentive ladies that offer and above average, standard service.

[DirtySanchez]

Personally I wouldn't go near a known really dirty working girl no matter what service she provided. I've heard some of the requests that the shop ML's get asked and say no to, Some of them are absolutely disgusting and if she catered to even a handful of those, I'd be physically ill.

[gpeck80]

Yeah theres that ML in the city that does natural, openly advertises it, but bugger that.


No pun intended.

[Maddona]

all gone. Gone gone

[gpeck80]

Details please Madonna.

". I've heard some of the requests that the shop ML's get asked and say no to"

You mean like a dirty sanchez? :smile:

[DirtySanchez]

Like a dirty sanchez only without the sex part...Poopy street.

[reddoor]

Well ill b buggered i never knew that .

[DirtySanchez]

Pleased to be of service Happysammy.

[DirtySanchez]

For some reason I just cannot seem to eat my Vegemite sandwich. It usually tastes so good.

[DirtySanchez]

I've never heard such crap, dump that verbal diarrhoea elsewhere or I'll shove a hairy lemon in there

[gpeck80]

All of you are full of shit ...


Which sadly is the only free extra on the menu.

[DirtySanchez]

I can't even imagine how to start that conversation...

I cannot think of 1 polite conversational way to get near "can I take a dump on you?"

Not only that but I cannot imagine you'd get many "yes" replies!

[DirtySanchez]

That hurt my feelings, Mr Sanchez. Now we're both in the wrong.

Can't we just get along? I have an idea that might help. This discussion has given me an idea for my Movember Mo. Would you like to join me Mr Sanchez? We could be matching Mo Bros. Go on mate, I'll shout you a Sloppy Joe!

Don't tease me! But seriously, if you are prepared to burn your arse in the name of cleanliness then I would have serious doubts you could deliver on your promise of a sloppy joe. I suspect I would be somewhat disappointed.

[reddoor]

I know its been 3 yrs HS but can u remember which shop it was where u wee'd in the shower and how much for that extra i assume u wern't alone and man o man what would it take to talk ml into that

[gpeck80]

"can I take a dump on you?" - dirtysanchez.

To be sung to the tune of "I put a spell on you".

[gpeck80]

No wait. I got a better one.

When her tits make you drool
just like a pasta fazool
That's amore

When shit hits your eye
like a brown pizza pie
thats amore.

when she takes a dump
and you swallow that lump
youre in love ayyyy.

When her arse seems to shine
cos you've had too much wine
That's amore

Her ring will ring ting-a-ling-a-ling, ting-a-ling-a-ling
And you'll sing "shitter bella"



RIP Dean Martin

[gpeck80]

I suggest a new acronym.

SSE.

Scat Star Experience.

[gpeck80]

I'm glad too. Otherwise he'd be shittin chips.

[gpeck80]

Instead of the brat pack. The scat pack.

[flamejob]

I've had a masseuse sit on a stool, but never a stool on a masseuse.

[gpeck80]

If they do it in King George Square, does that make it a pigeon stool?

Speaking Dean Martin. Watch him send up its a more (its a mormon) in this
Allan Sherman video

https://youtu.be/2vR9cT6Jyg4

[swarzebear]

I'm just imagining how a conversation with a willing ML might go.....

Customer: "So, do you do extras?"

ML: "Yes! For $40/60/80/150/200/250/275/1,000/2,000. That is: 40 for HJ, 60 for topless, 80 for nude, 150 for BJ, 200 for FS, 250 for anal, 275 for COB, 1000 for DSOF (Dirty Sanchez on Face), and for $2000 you can take a dump on me when you're done!"

Customer: "I was looking forward to the last option but $2,000 seems a bit steep. Why is it so much?"

ML: "We don't have shower facilites and my next customer after you will probably never come back".

Fuck thats hilarious "We don't have shower facilites and my next customer after you will probably never come back" hahahaha