Zen Asia - Helensvale

[cjh]

Stumbled across this shop on cracker, I actually thought it was a private - my bad.
Anyway arrive & am greeted by a very smiling young Taiwanese lady who after a little negotiation relieved me of a quick 60.

Received a very good dry massage, with the option of oil. I discovered towards the end of the session that coconut oil is available, just ask.

On the flip as negotiated there was a very nice upper half view.

Left with a smile

Will be back

Just one point to note room wall not to ceiling & no doors, just curtains. The curtains is not an issue as the entrances to the rooms are well separated & you do not need to pass one to go to another.

[Bubbaloo]

Thanks for that. Picked them up Wechat and have been meaning to give them a go.

[cjh]

How did you go?

[Bubbaloo]

Haven't been yet. Hell, I haven't been anywhere in awhile 😢 Getting ready to start a GoFundMe ;)

[reddoor]

Haven't been yet. Hell, I haven't been anywhere in awhile 😢 Getting ready to start a GoFundMe ;) Dont know what that is but put me down for a fiver.

[cjh]

Haven't been yet. Hell, I haven't been anywhere in awhile  Getting ready to start a GoFundMe ;)

Best use of GoFundMe I have ever heard of

[flamejob]

Haven't been yet. Hell, I haven't been anywhere in awhile �� Getting ready to start a GoFundMe ;)

I have actually thought about doing this as well, lol. that article in the Gold Coast Bully says 140 parlours down there - how's a dude's wallet supposed to keep up with that! Not to mention the Brissy & Logan ones. FAARRKK!!

[Bubbaloo]

Dont know what that is but put me down for a fiver.

Seem to have the gist. You're a good bloke, RD ;)

[Bubbaloo]

I have actually thought about doing this as well, lol. that article in the Gold Coast Bully says 140 parlours down there - how's a dude's wallet supposed to keep up with that! Not to mention the Brissy & Logan ones. FAARRKK!!

Riiight!!? There needs to be some kind of funding for this behaviour. Society created us as we are, society needs to pay up

[cjh]

Assuming the 140 is an accurate number then the numbers make an interesting extropolation

140 parlours with say 3 girls each, each doing 5 massages a day = 2100 massages a day = 14 700 per week.
Assuming there is 1 private for every parlour, and they do 5 massages per day each = 4900 per week giving a total of 19 600 + massages a week. Assuming a base rate of $35 per massage that is over $680 000 per week turnover, + extras

Based on an assumed GC population of 550 000 persons, if 50% are male then that is 275 000, assuming 65% of them are in the punting age bracket that is about 180 000 possible punters. If the average punt interval is 2 weeks then that means that there are about 40 000 punters or put another way about one in 5 of us has a regular punt.

I know that there a lot of assumptions in the above, but it still makes for an interesting exercise.

[rockbreaker]

Took a drive to here last week but only one girl available. Didn't go for the massage as the girl was not my type. What's the talent here?

Ended up at day dream massage and was massaged by a Japanese girl. Good English and can converse. Massage was average and no teasing. Finish was average. She was cute but I was keen to get the massage from the owner/manager? She looked hot!