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Bratboyau
10-06-2016, 06:52 AM
Hi All,
Saw this ad on Locanto and gave it a lash, but it was very disappointing.

The Ad - http://brisbane.locanto.com.au/ID_591989995/Erotic-massage-relaxation-HORNY-tanned-exotic-teen-DD-tits.html

The photos are accurate, but everything else is crap. Arrived and told to have a shower. I told her I just had one, she said they are the rules. Ok, I can live with that. Then she tells me, the towel to dry myself after the shower is wet, and the only one she had ????.

Got to the room, and she asked if i wanted extras ( touch her boobs and ass). Sure, how much? $50 to touch her !!! sorry, I will give it a miss.

Massage was so so. Rolled over, and she massaged my chest and belly for a bit. She went out of the room, and came back within 30 seconds. I didn't think much of it until later. Anyway, she started the hand job, and I just closed my eyes. I put my hand on her leg, and she stopped. You can't touch me anywhere, unless you pay $50. WOW, my hand moved away.

Anyway, getting close to the money shot, I look down, and she has a surgical glove on her hand that is tugging me. Some people may enjoy that, but I didn't. Then I realized why she went out of the room, to put the glove on. When i was finished, she said, tissues are over there and walked out. Never came back, and was waiting at the door for me. It was so bad. Below average hand job, so so massage, very impersonal, and wanted to charge the earth. Ohh, and she is not 19 either.

Just avoid her, she is not worth the bother.

APL
10-06-2016, 11:09 AM
WOW that is cruel.
Thanks for the review.

ecchi.gaijin
10-06-2016, 01:53 PM
Some girls offer GFE, this girl offers a Wife Experience?

Bblue
10-06-2016, 01:58 PM
Some girls offer GFE, this girl offers a Wife Experience?
Bahhah wife will actually throw you the gloves and shout at you to do it yourself, and make sure you clean up.

reddoor
10-06-2016, 02:13 PM
Some girls offer GFE, this girl offers a Wife Experience? Bossy ,bitchy cant touch, wears a glove . I would like to think she wouldnt get to be a girlfriend let alone a wife.

ecchi.gaijin
10-06-2016, 02:18 PM
Bossy ,bitchy cant touch, wears a glove .

That's the point of the joke. You just described a wife.

blas
10-06-2016, 04:05 PM
Some girls offer GFE, this girl offers a Wife Experience?

That's hilarious