MLs breaking wind during session

[cuteguy]

Have any guys had a ML break wind (fart) during your session?

I had one girl at one of the popular massage shops break wind not once but a few times when I was gently fondling her bottom. She didn't even apologise and in fact was laughing when it occurred. How would you guys feel about it?

[AHLUNGOR]

Have any guys had a ML break wind (fart) during your session?

I had one girl at one of the popular massage shops break wind not once but a few times when I was gently fondling her bottom. She didn't even apologise and in fact was laughing when it occurred. How would you guys feel about it?


I bet you at the time you must be pounding her hard in doggie style from behind mate, it's all your fault brother................haha

[cuteguy]

I bet you at the time you must be pounding her hard in doggie style from behind mate, it's all your fault brother................haha

I wish but this girl won't allow it.

[aussiegaigin]

What about if the customer farts when he is on the table? Poor girl cops the lot, even worse if its wet

[AHLUNGOR]

What about if the customer farts when he is on the table? Poor girl cops the lot, even worse if its wet

Not that bad unless she was in the middle of licking or rimming or in between dragon drills !! And that usually is a FS shop plays rather than in RnT !

[cuteguy]

What about if the customer farts when he is on the table? Poor girl cops the lot, even worse if its wet

If that happened the girl should be able to walk out and get some fresh air. On the other hand, the problem with many RNT places is that there is poor air circulation in their dark rooms. I wish some of these places had proper air conditioning rather than relying on little and flimsy fans or heaters that don't even work properly.

[Alan86]

I have actually thought about this before.

Luckily it hasn't happened to me I don't recall, but if it did, it would kill the session I think. It would be difficult to recover.

It's amazing how we are able to control ourselves about this, isn't it? Customers and mls

[NaughtyBoy13]

Just hope thats not smelly :)

[cuteguy]

It's been a while since I have had a ML rip a beauty from her ass. It recently happened again with one girl at Diva. The session was hot and steamy and when she was resting on the massage table she dropped a huge fart. It wasn't a pussy fart and I was shocked to hear it had come out of her ass. She didn't say anything but was embarrassed by the incident. Thank goodness there was no smell in the room.

[kingwally]

It's been a while since I have had a ML rip a beauty from her ass. It recently happened again with one girl at Diva. The session was hot and steamy and when she was resting on the massage table she dropped a huge fart. It wasn't a pussy fart and I was shocked to hear it had come out of her ass. She didn't say anything but was embarrassed by the incident. Thank goodness there was no smell in the room.

That is funny...can you name the girl?

[GoldfishMan]

Never happened to me, but if it did, I would straight away ask her if I could fix her leak by plugging it with my dick.

[Mr Fugly]

That is funny...can you name the girl?

You want to start a fart board?


Never happened to me, but if it did, I would straight away ask her if I could fix her leak by plugging it with my dick.

Haha... this!!! What a great way to recover the session!!

[aussiegaigin]

It's been a while since I have had a ML rip a beauty from her ass. It recently happened again with one girl at Diva. The session was hot and steamy and when she was resting on the massage table she dropped a huge fart. It wasn't a pussy fart and I was shocked to hear it had come out of her ass. She didn't say anything but was embarrassed by the incident. Thank goodness there was no smell in the room.

Doctor: "What seems to be the problem today?"
Patient: "Doc, I've got the farts. I mean I fart all the time,"
The Doctor nods, "Hmm."
Patient: "My farts do not stink and you can't hear them. It's just that I fart all the time. Look, we've been talking here for about 10 minutes and I've farted five times."
"Hmm," says the Doctor, as he picks up his pad and writes out a prescription.
The patient is thrilled "Thank you Doc. This prescription, will it really clear up my farts?"
"No," sighs the Doctor, "The prescription is to clear your sinuses. Next week I want you back here for a hearing test."

[cuteguy]

That is funny...can you name the girl?

I wouldn't want to embarrass the poor girl but to narrow it down it occurred on Friday. It sure was a loud one:shout:

[dingoman]

What about if the customer farts when he is on the table? Poor girl cops the lot, even worse if its wet

Quite a few times I've had the urge and held myself back but now with my regular I'll let one go when needed and she has a nice giggle!

[trampslikeus55]

Happens all the time on trains and buses. How come we need to worry about it here?

[trampslikeus55]

Oh I forgot. Someone thinks this is important. Yeah right. Got it now. Thanks

[kingwally]

Happens all the time on trains and buses. How come we need to worry about it here?

No one is worrying mate...just take it easy...many people think it is funny. Lighten up mate!

[cuteguy]

On the trains and buses, it happens all the time and everyone is looking around trying to figure it out who was the culprit and it's usually some guy with glasses playing with his phone who is not affected by the smell. When you're in the room with a ML, it's funny because the culprit is caught on the spot :shout:

[thedawg]

funniest topic of the week

[GoldfishMan]

Happens all the time on trains and buses. How come we need to worry about it here?
And office lifts. Fuck me I hate the fuckers who let rip when they're alone in there. Then you step in at the next stop and holy crap you have to hold your breath till you turn blue and literally stagger out! Fuckers!