Strange massage experience

[Miyamoto]

I just got back from the strangest massage experience i've had. It may not actually be strange, I have a question around that which i'll come to later. First i'll set the scene around this shop, looks like a shop at least trying to look legit. Sandwich name board out the front, name is "insert thai word" thai massage, not too many flashy signs, I think just one which says open on the door, but it is in quite a secluded location. Its on a corner, no big windows with massage or anything written, you just turn a corner and go down a small set of stairs to the door. Nice fit-out, relaxing music playing, traditional type decor.
Now, im not hiding the name, I just don't think its relevant, if anyone want to know I will name the shop, but its not in Sydney. So I had seen this place pop up recently and was curious, and today I had done some exercise so thought its a good day to take the risk, if its totally legit, i'll get a nice massage on my sore muscles, if there's extras then that's a bonus.
So walked in and was greeted by a thai lady, around 40ish, a bit overweight, definitely not attractive to me. But I thought, i'll get a good massage and get some intel for a possible future visit. On the sign outside it said $40 half hour, the lady asked for $50, which I questioned. It was $50 for a Thai oil massage which she said was more relaxing. I opted for that and she led me to the room. Since I didn't know if it was totally legit or not, I thought, ok, i'll just leave my underwear on and see if that gives any clue. But the room had a shower, which she asked me to take so underwear was out. Took a shower, and she came in while I was drying and offered to help. She dried my back and I laid down, still trying to be discrete about my bits hanging in the wind.
She gave a very good, firm, remedial massage, very good for sore, tired muscles. Then she asked me to turn over, and here is the really weird part. She continued with a remedial type massage, putting my knee up so my leg was out at a weird angle and really getting into the muscles.Then she did some really good ball play, and then started on the shaft. But not in a soft, sensual way, she was really using pressure and she didn't grab the shaft in her fist, but rather ran her thumb up the shaft just like it was another muscle group to work the tension out of. No extras were mentioned, and I didn't ask because I didn't want to tip for someone I don't find attractive.Of course my cock reacted to the various touching nearby and was up and down a couple of times, but nothing was said.
I have only had 2 types of massage before, the obvious rnt and the obvious shopping centre, undies on remedial type, but this one really blurred the lines. So my question is, is this what Traditional Thai oil massages are like? Is it normal to have the cock out there and not steering clear of it but also not obviously grabbing it and trying to get you to blow?

[Babycat]

Oh I should come and learn the technique. By the way, come to Guru massage in Burwood if you want a proper massage. Definitely no extra.

[Alan86]

Omg that's hilarious! As I'm usually the guy writing about legit surprises etc, I'll give my take on this.

Firstly, can I clarify, you were fully nude through all of this?

My view on this - I think that you have just had what is termed a 'penis massage'. Also termed 'lingam massage'. This is NOT to be confused with a HJ!

I thought it was an urban myth, but from your story, I think that is what it is. Mind you, I'd love to get this done! It would be sexual to me, even though it may actually hurt a bit due to pressure on a a sensitive area.

As you've said, the legits usually don't touch your cock. They may get very close, but due to their natural shyness, and not wanting to go into the 'sexual service provider' area, they will leave a towel on you, and not touch you.

I suspect that massaging the penis is actually a part of some proper massage techniquess. After all, it's a 'full body massage' after all! It may be part of the routine in some shops in various countries like Thailand, China etc.

I'd definitely try that shop and ask if they do HJs, and then we can find out. I'd be very interested to know if they do or don't! If they didn't, it's very weird that you got this kind of service at this legit shop!

My question to you is, did you find it arousing?

I had my own strange experience the other day, a bit in the vein of yours. I tried a new place, excited to 'see what happened'. Sadly, the girl was fat and ugly (had a beer at the pub nearby while I waited so I could look at her) so I didn't try any funny business with her, even though her tits got close to me while she massaged me. Like you, I didn't bother to ask for a HJ as she was unattractive (and I thought I saw cameras for a minute). After the massage, I took off my towel and lay there relaxing, and she suddenly walked in to give me my change!
She was greeted by my now large and aroused cock, and handed me my change in my hand, inches from it! I then asked if they extras (pointing to it), and she said no. I thought that was bizarre that she didn't feel shy having a gander! If I get a hotter girl there next time, I'll see if I can get something going.

[fit69]

haha that is pretty funny. Tell us more! were there other girls avaiable? was there much talking involved before or after? planning on returning? lol so many questions

[ML_Lover]

I think I would find that all a bit disturbing!

Guess I've been lucky so far - not had any weirdness. I can be a bit shy, so I'd probably be running for the hills...

[Miyamoto]

To answer the questions asked, yes, I was naked the whole time. I had a shower at the start, the ml came in, helped dry my back and asked me to lay down, I did and she started the massage without placing a towel over me. It was quite arousing, despite not finding her attractive she had good massage technique, and i'm pretty quick to get an erection whenever touched around that area. It was a quiet day for this area, so I think there would be more ml's on other days, I think she mentioned that as well.
There wasn't much talking at all, because I started trying to make small talk and there was some problems with her understanding me, I don't think her English is that strong. Another detail was she turned down the lights and placed a towel over my eyes on the turn over, it just felt that I should stay quiet and relax. I am definitely up for trying it again, even if its just a good legit massage, probably on a busier day where there might be more staff on and I can get a better idea of the normal routine here.

[Drudeboy]

You can go the whole gamut with Thai massage from completely legit to out and out full service and every shade in between. Thai women range from very shy prim Bhuddist types to out and out sluts. Some 'legit' Thai masseuses I have been to think its funny to make you hard and leave you with blue balls, including one who thinks its hilarious to make you leave your jocks on and then tickles your nuts till you blow in your own pants (with no offers to clean up in the shop). Others make you hard, let the towel fall away, give you a few strokes but nothing more. I've been in another legit shop where the girl is hesitant to touch anywhere near your groin, yet when she massages the front of your legs, folds the towel right across and fills her eyes with your cock. Other times I visited a legit shop where the girl decided she was cock hungry and within moments of the 'flip' had stripped down to her knickers and swallowed all of it without even asking (she went really aggressively and didn't miss a beat when I blew down her throat). A different experience in that same shop (had showers in the room, but technically didn't offer anything extra and if you asked you would be refused) where the girl decided the towel wasn't necessary, had a bit of a play with the tackle, but no more during the massage, then offered to wash my back at the end (standing outside the shower with the curtain) and did a reach around for a free added bonus) - unfortunately those girls got moved on by the management. So there is wide variation (even between girls in the same shops) with Thai massage so be prepared for the unexpected.

[CunningLinguist]

Traditional thai massage is not an oil massage ...

[nixon604]

I'd like to know where this shop is?

[Miyamoto]

I'd like to know where this shop is?

Central Coast

[tonyphil55]

Central Coast

I live on Central Coast and would be interested in knowing which shop and which lady.
p.m. me please, if you don't want to name in open forum.

[nixon604]

I live on Central Coast and would be interested in knowing which shop and which lady.
p.m. me please, if you don't want to name in open forum.

Me too! I'd like to know where it is and lady name

[Miyamoto]

Happy to share the info, but a warning, I was being polite when I said I don't find her attractive. I don't want anyone to go there on my account and be dissapointed. The shop is Siam Thai massage, near gosford leagues club. I didn't catch the Ml's name, but I have a hunch she is the manager

[Alan86]

You can go the whole gamut with Thai massage from completely legit to out and out full service and every shade in between. Thai women range from very shy prim Bhuddist types to out and out sluts. Some 'legit' Thai masseuses I have been to think its funny to make you hard and leave you with blue balls, including one who thinks its hilarious to make you leave your jocks on and then tickles your nuts till you blow in your own pants (with no offers to clean up in the shop). Others make you hard, let the towel fall away, give you a few strokes but nothing more. I've been in another legit shop where the girl is hesitant to touch anywhere near your groin, yet when she massages the front of your legs, folds the towel right across and fills her eyes with your cock. Other times I visited a legit shop where the girl decided she was cock hungry and within moments of the 'flip' had stripped down to her knickers and swallowed all of it without even asking (she went really aggressively and didn't miss a beat when I blew down her throat). A different experience in that same shop (had showers in the room, but technically didn't offer anything extra and if you asked you would be refused) where the girl decided the towel wasn't necessary, had a bit of a play with the tackle, but no more during the massage, then offered to wash my back at the end (standing outside the shower with the curtain) and did a reach around for a free added bonus) - unfortunately those girls got moved on by the management. So there is wide variation (even between girls in the same shops) with Thai massage so be prepared for the unexpected.

Woah! Dude where you when I started my threads 'HJ at a legit shop' and 'Masturbating during legit'. ?

Your stories are amazing and unbelievable!

A few strokes?? Are you serious!!

It has renewed my interest in legit shops! I love to go there to see what strange things happen!

[Alan86]

I just got back from a truly wonderful legit massage experience. The girl was really lovely and I think also liked me, I'm thinking of asking her out next time.