cuttlefish
12-09-2016, 07:57 AM
Most hookers think punter are as horny as a Labrador fucking a
Chihuahua at the local park. Yes we are but here 2 experience where
there were genuine excuses for temporary impotence. I went to inner
city brothel & saw a bony, skinny Aust lady with scrawny arse, prominent
veins & tits which resembled scrambled eggs. We start & I slowly caressed
her body with my hands & she yells out ''Oh for fuck sake would u hurry up"
How pleasant. I say I will come by hand. She gives me death stare & starts
handjob. 5 min she stops. She says because u dick is so small she is
exhausted. I never make a habit of comparing my dick size when urinating
at public toilets but I know its bigger than a baby prawn which she's claiming
to be. I say get stuffed I will come by hand myself. My face is now fixated
on the TV showing porn. After the session she finally cracks a smile &
remarks u must really love porn I sarcastically remark "I don't normally. "
2nd Experience another with another Aust Escort Inner City. Remember I
always try my best to help promote multiculturalism. Paid the money & was
just about to start fucking & the silence is broken by a baby crying in the
other room. She says wait & 5 min later she comes back & tells me she
had just breast fed her baby. Yikes. I take a closer look around the room
& it is strewn with baby toys & nappies. I even take a closer look at the
tattoo on her breast. It has a girls' name which she tell's me yes its
her baby name . How sweet such a turn on. We start again the baby starts
bawling even louder this time. I snap'' forget I have to go. I forgot to feed
my goldfish & water my pot plants.'' She says fine there are no refunds.
I snap again '' Fine i'll have a wank at the public toilet at the pub
around the corner.'' I know its where heavy metal types hangout but
I would rather come wanking to AC/DC than the melody of a baby
crying.
Chihuahua at the local park. Yes we are but here 2 experience where
there were genuine excuses for temporary impotence. I went to inner
city brothel & saw a bony, skinny Aust lady with scrawny arse, prominent
veins & tits which resembled scrambled eggs. We start & I slowly caressed
her body with my hands & she yells out ''Oh for fuck sake would u hurry up"
How pleasant. I say I will come by hand. She gives me death stare & starts
handjob. 5 min she stops. She says because u dick is so small she is
exhausted. I never make a habit of comparing my dick size when urinating
at public toilets but I know its bigger than a baby prawn which she's claiming
to be. I say get stuffed I will come by hand myself. My face is now fixated
on the TV showing porn. After the session she finally cracks a smile &
remarks u must really love porn I sarcastically remark "I don't normally. "
2nd Experience another with another Aust Escort Inner City. Remember I
always try my best to help promote multiculturalism. Paid the money & was
just about to start fucking & the silence is broken by a baby crying in the
other room. She says wait & 5 min later she comes back & tells me she
had just breast fed her baby. Yikes. I take a closer look around the room
& it is strewn with baby toys & nappies. I even take a closer look at the
tattoo on her breast. It has a girls' name which she tell's me yes its
her baby name . How sweet such a turn on. We start again the baby starts
bawling even louder this time. I snap'' forget I have to go. I forgot to feed
my goldfish & water my pot plants.'' She says fine there are no refunds.
I snap again '' Fine i'll have a wank at the public toilet at the pub
around the corner.'' I know its where heavy metal types hangout but
I would rather come wanking to AC/DC than the melody of a baby
crying.