Funny shop signs

[Miyamoto]

Saw a massage shop sign for a Turramurra establishment, it reads "non-sexual Thai massage Turramurra". Not sure how if the sign is true or not, just found it funny. Got me thinking if there are other humorous signs around.

[YI88]

There's a Chatswood place with a notice in every room saying 'No sexual services. Keep your pants on'. Well she didn't keep hers on so neither did I!

[aussiegaigin]

From my observations, the more prominent and verbose the "no sexual services" signs are, the more chance you have of getting them.

[MRZ]

Yeah I saw a massage shop next to Penny77 that had a similar sign while I was stuck in traffic.