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Christmas
14-10-2016, 05:59 PM
When the booking customer is already here and the girl doesn't even pick up the phone
https://media.giphy.com/media/LRVnPYqM8DLag/giphy.gif

When customer asks that which one is better looking via Phone, or Wechat
https://static2.fjcdn.com/comments/Makes+_94d9eb6eea3608124a1e9fe6b0e64f0e.jpg

When customer offers huge money for session with me
https://cdn.meme.am/instances/500x/64306285.jpg

When I keep specific girl for booking in a busy day so She skips saying hello to customers few times already but somehow he doesn't show up
http://www.relatably.com/m/img/memes-kill-me-please/55059682.jpg

I'll add up more as soon as any more ideas come upㅋㅋㅋ

garfield
14-10-2016, 07:00 PM
Very nice, please keep it up.

kingwally
15-10-2016, 08:31 AM
Not sure about receptionist struggles but I was really struggling with the receptionist at Divas on Sussex on Thursday. Nice enough girl but her breathe was fucking disgusting every time she was talking. She must have had a shit sandwich for breakfast...without the bread and butter. She was a young chubby girl not the normal receptionist called Cathy who is lovely and very welcoming.

x11
15-10-2016, 08:41 AM
Lol.... You're a classic!
Love you're work J(erry)-girl

poundher
15-10-2016, 08:54 AM
Not sure about receptionist struggles but I was really struggling with the receptionist at Divas on Sussex on Thursday. Nice enough girl but her breathe was fucking disgusting every time she was talking. She must have had a shit sandwich for breakfast...without the bread and butter. She was a young chubby girl not the normal receptionist called Cathy who is lovely and very welcoming.

Yuck!
That's disgusting.
Even worse when a ml has shite breath and blowing air on u to try turn u on but it's a major turn off!

HighFlyer
15-10-2016, 09:02 AM
Haven't seen Cathay for a while.. is she still there ?
Ivy should give her a pay rise and put her in charge of the place, one of the best receptionists around !

Babycat
15-10-2016, 10:23 AM
When customer asks for how many girls available at the moment, then show up one-two hours later and complains that the shop doesn't show enough girls for him.

CunningLinguist
15-10-2016, 11:01 AM
When a customer rings up to see how many girls are availabe right now and is told some large number and then he walks in the door straight away and no one is available.
When a customer rings up to see if any slim girls are working and is told yes then walks in the door straight away and none are available.
Ditto for: age, looks, breast size, etc ...

Babycat
15-10-2016, 11:45 AM
When customer mastabates while we describe the girls via phone. It's true!

AHLUNGOR
15-10-2016, 11:58 AM
When customer mastabates while we describe the girls via phone. It's true!

Not as erotic as when the ml is on the phone talking to her boyfriend or husband while the customer is going down on her and making her cum and she was trying so hard Not to make a noise and talk Normally ........lol

AHLUNGOR
15-10-2016, 11:59 AM
When customer mastabates while we describe the girls via phone. It's true!

So, you have been a receptionist as well !!

Can we call you a Mamacat too ??

kingwally
15-10-2016, 01:43 PM
Haven't seen Cathay for a while.. is she still there ?
Ivy should give her a pay rise and put her in charge of the place, one of the best receptionists around !

Cathy is absolutely lovely and very helpful. She is a delight to deal with and will be honest (I think most of the time), maybe except for my ill-fated Polly day.

wilisno
15-10-2016, 04:50 PM
And heard from some receptionists when I was the first booking of a new girl : 10 other regulars want to be the first guy of the new girl, got angry if they can't get it and vow not to return ! ;) ;) ;)

gammera
16-10-2016, 06:46 AM
I haven't work as brothel receptionist but I have worked in
customer service job's. It is not as easy as it look's. Majority
of people are fine but there is always somebody who takes
you for granted . They want special attention and if they
don't get it they either rant or respond with a very
sarcastic comment. A brothel rec would even been harder
as they have to deal with some time horny ,drunk and
belligerent customers and most rec are females who aren't
trained to deal with this. The brothel rec also have to deal with
the risk of robbery. This is not excuse their behaviour but the
rec have to multi task and they have to solve problem's at short
notice like customer's extending sessions , girl's turning up
late , going home sick and client's making booking's and not
turning up or arriving late.

Nejums
16-10-2016, 09:12 AM
When you look at the reception and you'd prefer to do her than the available girls:

https://66.media.tumblr.com/a38f2ce83bbe2bfd282363513e794aea/tumblr_n9bfco6Kcd1slejfuo1_500.gif

CunningLinguist
16-10-2016, 09:57 AM
When you look at the reception and you'd prefer to do her than the available girls

That happened to me recently at a massage place and I propositioned the milf receptionist and she said yes!

woods23
16-10-2016, 10:06 AM
You banging the mamasan in doggy and she keep talking
To customer on her mobile to take booking lol

poundher
16-10-2016, 10:15 AM
You turn up to a f/s shop and the receptionist says she is the only girl available and offers to service you.

Babycat
16-10-2016, 01:19 PM
The second truth: when customer said he wants someone who looks like Beyonce. So frustrated!

Lenka_X5
16-10-2016, 01:35 PM
I understand sometimes girls come late or do not show up.

But I am always a weekly regular to my favourite shops because they honour my bookings on time every time.....

Any shops/agencies can do this I am happy to try them....

wilisno
16-10-2016, 01:40 PM
I understand sometimes girls come late or do not show up.

But I am always a weekly regular to my favourite shops because they honour my bookings on time every time.....

Any shops/agencies can do this I am happy to try them....
Just like public transport, most delays are caused by customers...

Lenka_X5
16-10-2016, 01:46 PM
Just like public transport, most delays are caused by customers...

I think short delays like 10-15 minutes is ok. Long delays then there are other transport means for me.

wilisno
16-10-2016, 01:48 PM
I think short delays like 10-15 minutes is ok. Long delays then there are other transport means for me.
Of course that's your choice, but people just blame the wrong source of problems.

Sam88
16-10-2016, 05:25 PM
You banging the mamasan in doggy and she keep talking
To customer on her mobile to take booking lol

Damn bro I would love to do that hehe

Mr Bastard
16-10-2016, 07:00 PM
Receptionist/Mamasan is wanking you off before massage hast started, your pants are only undone, your taking your shirt off, your phone rings, its an important call, your shirts off, you look into mamasans eyes, find your phone, take the call, do business, blow a load full into her other cupped hand so she doesnt take it on her clothes, all whilst standing and trying to undress, you smile at each other and she gives u a playfull slap on the arse and a kiss on the cheek and then goes to clean herself up, you finish the call, remove your shoes n socks, trourses next and assume the postion on the table waiting for her return...........

You naughty boy she says.......you gotta love it

Christmas
16-10-2016, 09:07 PM
Oh wow are you guys being serious?? Didn't know so many mamasan/receptionist are keen on to do that ��

Christmas
16-10-2016, 09:20 PM
They want special attention and if they
don't get it they either rant or respond with a very
sarcastic comment.

It is true! I remember last Friday one customer was swearing at me on the phone because I couldn't make him a Lexi's first customer lol

http://i.imgur.com/HGK9gaW.jpg

CunningLinguist
17-10-2016, 07:33 AM
Oh wow are you guys being serious?? Didn't know so many mamasan/receptionist are keen on to do that ��

Yep. One time I visited and I got her in a room sat her on the table and gave her Cunnilingus with her clothes on, just pushng the g-string to the side.

x11
17-10-2016, 08:22 AM
It is true! I remember last Friday one customer was swearing at me on the phone because I couldn't make him a Lexi's first customer lol

http://i.imgur.com/HGK9gaW.jpg

Sir, you can be her first 2pm customer and as your a vip customer I'll make sure there will be no other customers at 2pm so you won't have to share.!

Lol

otokosg
17-10-2016, 03:29 PM
Haven't seen Cathay for a while.. is she still there ?
Ivy should give her a pay rise and put her in charge of the place, one of the best receptionists around !

Last time I saw a very tall and slim receptionist, with a rather bland expression though, anyone know what her name is?

Hammerhead
17-10-2016, 03:48 PM
You mean the one who looks like she's a crack addict. I've never seen her smile!

Hammerhead
17-10-2016, 03:52 PM
The times I've come across her, she's been generally unfriendly.

otokosg
18-10-2016, 12:05 AM
@hammerhead
crack addict? Lol, never fancied that.
I just felt she was quite sleepy and tired, even hoped some day when she's in better shape i might let her give me a massage :)

HighFlyer
19-10-2016, 09:47 PM
I'm pretty sure shes gone.. At least I hope. Tall and sort of pretty/sexy but such poor attitude for customer and girls.
Happy to see Cathy was there over the weekend.

A44
20-10-2016, 02:07 AM
Marrickville 5.
I don't think that it is a good idea to be showing children's photos on this adult forum.

dcsss
20-10-2016, 07:41 AM
You banging the mamasan in doggy and she keep talking
To customer on her mobile to take booking lol

must try this one..............

Christmas
18-04-2017, 11:22 PM
when you find yourself being too artsy sometimes

http://i.imgur.com/uXdVhro.jpg

handcockJ
18-04-2017, 11:29 PM
When you look at the reception and you'd prefer to do her than the available girls:

https://66.media.tumblr.com/a38f2ce83bbe2bfd282363513e794aea/tumblr_n9bfco6Kcd1slejfuo1_500.gif

When I saw Christmas at the office in M5, the thought went through my head.. what a babe Grrr

Sam88
19-04-2017, 12:23 AM
Christmas is such a babe :love:

Christmas
19-04-2017, 12:53 AM
When I'm like towel artist because shop is crazy quiet

http://i.imgur.com/ukWo2sO.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/Fhe12ep.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/cYaykkF.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/ndbLIkn.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/p8seb3l.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/r8tBxPH.jpg

Shoryureppa
19-04-2017, 01:15 AM
dank memes, extra spicy.

CunningLinguist
19-04-2017, 08:13 AM
I like the towel art!

harrycd
19-04-2017, 08:35 AM
Are you making towel Fleshlights?

Punterman2
19-04-2017, 08:44 AM
when you find yourself being too artsy sometimes

http://i.imgur.com/uXdVhro.jpg

Great photo. That should bring some more bookings Christmas

Christmas
19-04-2017, 12:14 PM
Are you making towel Fleshlights?

Oh! Hahahhhahahhha

http://i.imgur.com/83PeCsD.jpg

I didn't know what's fleshlights until i googled it..
The more you know~⭐️��

God Member
19-04-2017, 03:29 PM
I fixed up your photo for you Christmas! :miao: That is you taking an arty shot in the mirror! (I think. :question: )

http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l5/waveflows/christmass%20photo_zpslmily1ib.jpg (http://s92.photobucket.com/user/waveflows/media/christmass%20photo_zpslmily1ib.jpg.html)

Christmas
19-04-2017, 04:35 PM
I fixed up your photo for you Christmas! :miao: That is you taking an arty shot in the mirror! (I think. :question: )

http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l5/waveflows/christmass%20photo_zpslmily1ib.jpg (http://s92.photobucket.com/user/waveflows/media/christmass%20photo_zpslmily1ib.jpg.html)

correct :)
correct :)
correct :)

(make it more than 15 characters...)

Punterman2
19-04-2017, 05:39 PM
correct :)
correct :)
correct :)

(make it more than 15 characters...)

And who is the gorgeous girl practising her doggie ?

ML_Lover
19-04-2017, 07:59 PM
Christmas you are awesome!

Love your attitude, towel art and photography.

Clearly you are smarter than the average bear :)

Punterman2
19-04-2017, 09:09 PM
I am enjoying zooming in on that girls pussy. Very nice God Member.

Littlewonder
20-04-2017, 07:25 PM
And heard from some receptionists when I was the first booking of a new girl : 10 other regulars want to be the first guy of the new girl, got angry if they can't get it and vow not to return ! ;) ;) ;)

The shop usually just says she is not starting till 12 or something so thats her first booking when in fact she started at 10 and has allready done two jobs.

They even get the girl to present herself in street clothes so the customer thinks he is the first.

The things the shops get up to to fool us poor customers.

Punterman2
20-04-2017, 07:54 PM
The shop usually just says she is not starting till 12 or something so thats her first booking when in fact she started at 10 and has allready done two jobs.

They even get the girl to present herself in street clothes so the customer thinks he is the first.

The things the shops get up to to fool us poor customers.

The holy grail. The new to the industry girl and being her first customer. Only happened to me once but it was wonderful. Reminds me of Handcockj's review of Lemon at Ginza with the girl shaking with nerves. A good fucking soon calms them down.

wilisno
20-04-2017, 07:59 PM
The shop usually just says she is not starting till 12 or something so thats her first booking when in fact she started at 10 and has allready done two jobs.

They even get the girl to present herself in street clothes so the customer thinks he is the first.

The things the shops get up to to fool us poor customers.
Lying is never a bullet proof way to deal with problems, if the first guy happens to write review about it and bragging he was the first guy, then the consequences would be worse !

Christmas
21-04-2017, 12:39 AM
http://i.imgur.com/VC5Xz0n.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/wyZMURt.jpg

When interviewer gives me so high expectation and ...... it then turns to great disappointment

Christmas
21-04-2017, 12:40 AM
And who is the gorgeous girl practising her doggie ?

LOL did you enjoy zooming in!? it's Nadia :) come to see her next week!

Christmas
21-04-2017, 12:54 AM
http://i.imgur.com/xVZnUg8.jpg

when previous shift receptionist hates me

Max Impact
21-04-2017, 12:57 AM
http://i.imgur.com/VC5Xz0n.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/wyZMURt.jpg

When interviewer gives me so high expectation and ...... it then turns to great disappointment
Same as punting, dear!

Longan
21-04-2017, 07:41 AM
When interviewer gives me so high expectation and ...... it then turns to great disappointment
Do you conduct interviews at the shop? Curious what types of questions (or tasks) you ask and whether it is a verbal or practical interview?

harrycd
21-04-2017, 10:05 AM
I imagine it's something like this

http://media.skateboard.com.au/forum/images/casting%20couch1.jpg

BlackToad
21-04-2017, 11:00 AM
A while ago I walked into a MP and there were 10 - 12 young ladies in the reception area. They were casually dressed and chatting to each other. Didn't look like they worked there given the way they were dressed. I asked my ML what was going on. Apparently the boss (female) was interviewing them to work in the shop. Each had to give the boss a massage to show they had the skills. Couldn't believe so many young ladies were applying!!

Longan
21-04-2017, 01:43 PM
A while ago I walked into a MP and there were 10 - 12 young ladies in the reception area. They were casually dressed and chatting to each other. Didn't look like they worked there given the way they were dressed. I asked my ML what was going on. Apparently the boss (female) was interviewing them to work in the shop. Each had to give the boss a massage to show they had the skills. Couldn't believe so many young ladies were applying!!
Yeah had a feeling they do practical interviews. Wouldn't make sense to simply ask behavioral questions like "Tell us about a time when your client has not cum yet and you had less than 5 minutes left. How did you handle the situation?"

AHLUNGOR
21-04-2017, 02:16 PM
Yeah had a feeling they do practical interviews. Wouldn't make sense to simply ask behavioral questions like "Tell us about a time when your client has not cum yet and you had less than 5 minutes left. How did you handle the situation?"

But standard job interview questions could still apply:

1. What is your best attributes ?
2. Where can you improve in your job performance?
3. How do you handle a difficult customer ?
4. What is the best thing you like about this industry ?

Etc. etc !!

Shoryureppa
21-04-2017, 02:59 PM
A while ago I walked into a MP and there were 10 - 12 young ladies in the reception area. They were casually dressed and chatting to each other. Didn't look like they worked there given the way they were dressed. I asked my ML what was going on. Apparently the boss (female) was interviewing them to work in the shop. Each had to give the boss a massage to show they had the skills. Couldn't believe so many young ladies were applying!!

If any shops are hiring someone to interview girls I volunteer myself for this extremely hard task :miao:

Punterman2
21-04-2017, 05:25 PM
I imagine it's something like this

http://media.skateboard.com.au/forum/images/casting%20couch1.jpg

Ha ha ha. That is the kind of interview I like. On the subject of interviews, what questions do you reckon they ask those people who hold the Stop and Go sign at roadworks. Hello, can you turn this sign around. Good, you've got the job.

5 Star City
21-04-2017, 05:35 PM
If any shops are hiring someone to interview girls I volunteer myself for this extremely hard task :miao:

We do but , send us your resume

Most important.... How much can you $$$:shout:

Punterman2
21-04-2017, 06:03 PM
We do but , send us your resume

Most important.... How much can you $$$:shout:

I want to interview Baby and ask her if she would like to try some Caucasian cock.

5 Star City
21-04-2017, 06:05 PM
I want to interview Baby and ask her if she would like to try some Caucasian cock.

In 3 months time ...She MIGHT:miao:

Punterman2
21-04-2017, 06:17 PM
Do you conduct interviews at the shop? Curious what types of questions (or tasks) you ask and whether it is a verbal or practical interview?

Cmon Christmas. Spill the beans on how you interview girls for jobs. What kind of questions do you ask.

Start a new thread perhaps and tell us what happens and I am sure you will get lots of interest

I went to a shop the other day and a girl just walked in, asked if she could work and started right there on the spot.

AHLUNGOR
21-04-2017, 06:29 PM
Let's just get on with the casting couch thing shall we ??

1igh7ning1
21-04-2017, 07:07 PM
Yes please provide some details on the selection criteria

vitamin
21-04-2017, 07:08 PM
We do but , send us your resume

Most important.... How much can you $$$:shout:

pfttt...
i'll work for free..


Cmon Christmas. Spill the beans on how you interview girls for jobs. What kind of questions do you ask.

Start a new thread perhaps and tell us what happens and I am sure you will get lots of interest

I went to a shop the other day and a girl just walked in, asked if she could work and started right there on the spot.

pretty sure the interview process is not very verbal. More of a "trial" basis i'd imagine

Punterman2
21-04-2017, 08:07 PM
I fucked a newbie once. Chelsea. 19 years old. She had no interview as such and the shop didn't give her any training. Just told her to rock up with her own condoms and lube, grab two towels and into the room. I was her first ever customer and she was shaking with nerves once we got into the room. Brought no towels as well.

Saw her quite a lot afterwards and the other girls in the shop helped train her and taught her the punting rules.

Christmas
21-04-2017, 11:01 PM
I imagine it's something like this

http://media.skateboard.com.au/forum/images/casting%20couch1.jpg

It's similar enough...


Cmon Christmas. Spill the beans on how you interview girls for jobs. What kind of questions do you ask.

Start a new thread perhaps and tell us what happens and I am sure you will get lots of interest

I went to a shop the other day and a girl just walked in, asked if she could work and started right there on the spot.

ehh I first need to see the APPEARANCE first. I Prefer pretty girl than ugly girl.. discuss Price, check their attitude, expectation, personality from small chat etc etc
the other more things are business secret... kekeke

I can't try them all so I tend to call my regulars, I mean my ex customers, let them try, and ask their opinion...




I remember when I just started work @Midas and they **trained** me
how to massage, how to do cat bath, how to suck and lick etc etc etc
I need to practice those all to another trainee... shiba... when I wasn't good enough they said "Again!" ..... was really hard-core training.
but it helped a lot, I mean my career,,, i guess. LOL people used to call me dyson right

Longan
21-04-2017, 11:20 PM
Any stories about the worst interview and how it went down?

By the way, what was your name at Midas. There's a chance might have seen you before. Used to go there 3-4 years ago.

harrycd
21-04-2017, 11:54 PM
It's similar enough...


hahahahaha

The couch I posted is pretty famous :o

You should look up backroom casting couch.

Christmas
22-04-2017, 12:39 AM
The more you know~��

http://i.imgur.com/bO8nEAF.jpg

Christmas
22-04-2017, 12:41 AM
Any stories about the worst interview and how it went down?

By the way, what was your name at Midas. There's a chance might have seen you before. Used to go there 3-4 years ago.

not really, the above text message was pretty much the worst haha
speaking of which I don't know why they made an appointment for interview and never turn up,.. especially Thai girls.. it's frustrating

Shoryureppa
22-04-2017, 12:46 AM
It's similar enough...



ehh I first need to see the APPEARANCE first. I Prefer pretty girl than ugly girl.. discuss Price, check their attitude, expectation, personality from small chat etc etc
the other more things are business secret... kekeke

I can't try them all so I tend to call my regulars, I mean my ex customers, let them try, and ask their opinion...




I remember when I just started work @Midas and they **trained** me
how to massage, how to do cat bath, how to suck and lick etc etc etc
I need to practice those all to another trainee... shiba... when I wasn't good enough they said "Again!" ..... was really hard-core training.
but it helped a lot, I mean my career,,, i guess. LOL people used to call me dyson right

"I Prefer pretty girl than ugly girl" :miao: That's a good start!

Christmas
26-04-2017, 08:40 PM
http://i.imgur.com/JyHqnBK.jpg

People bitch to you because you are careless AF ㅜㅜ

1igh7ning1
26-04-2017, 08:53 PM
http://i.imgur.com/JyHqnBK.jpg

People bitch to you because you are careless AF ㅜㅜ

Counterfeit money?

Christmas
26-04-2017, 08:58 PM
Counterfeit money?

Yes it is... i found out when I gave money to next shift receptionist :( guess it's too late
My Bad

1igh7ning1
26-04-2017, 09:03 PM
How can you tell? From the photos they look fine. They have the water mark, and clear plastic windows

Punterman2
26-04-2017, 09:23 PM
Yes it is... i found out when I gave money to next shift receptionist :( guess it's too late
My Bad

Was it HandcockJ getting even after his bad session the other day ? Only kidding.

mrbluesky1
26-04-2017, 09:44 PM
How can you tell? From the photos they look fine. They have the water mark, and clear plastic windows

Yeah I can't tell that shit. Damn.. anyone could rip me off.

Crusader
26-04-2017, 10:00 PM
How can you tell? From the photos they look fine. They have the water mark, and clear plastic windows

Check out the darkness of the vertical banding to the right of the plastic window on the bottom most note.
Extremely dark area of print in that region of that one compared to the one above.

Also the 5o doesn't look right to me.

Finally, there is no writing underneath the "brady bunch" on the bottom note compared to the one above.

harrycd
26-04-2017, 11:02 PM
Oh wow never seen a counterfeit of our plastic money before o_O

also brady bunch is a good call.

Christmas what is the process for this, do you have to engage the police?

vitamin
27-04-2017, 12:01 AM
That's some good counter fitting.

But who knows how long that note has been in circulation. The punter may have gotten it from somewhere himself.

Crusader
27-04-2017, 12:12 AM
Having another look, the margins and shape \ quality of the cutting on the bottom note is terrible

Buns
27-04-2017, 12:45 AM
Finally, there is no writing underneath the "brady bunch" on the bottom note compared to the one above.

Not quite true - printed names were added underneath portraits in 2002 http://banknotes.rba.gov.au/counterfeit-detection/counterfeit-detection-guide/

Shoryureppa
27-04-2017, 02:43 AM
This guy REALLY wanted to go punting!

1igh7ning1
27-04-2017, 05:14 AM
Just try putting it back into circulation, spend it woolies, McDonalds or something. Doubt the teen working at the register will notice.

Palooka
27-04-2017, 09:03 AM
The best receptionists are the one's who remember the small things. They
will remember you are a regular and will give you a honest appraisal of
the girls working. This usually will lead to a better experience and saves time
and money.

Sam88
27-04-2017, 09:47 AM
lol i cant tell the difference at all o.o

Mitch2
27-04-2017, 10:27 AM
You know it when u crunch it up. It folds like a paper. Just freakin recently i was paid 1100.00 in cash for a work, and when the person gave it to me she counted it one by one and i counted one by one and neither of us noticed.
Its only when i went to the bank and i counted on the counter and handed it to the teller, that she showed me 3 notes were fake like this. Neither the original lady who is not a criminal nor me who i am not a criminal didnt notice until i was at the bank!

Christmas
27-04-2017, 12:07 PM
Having another look, the margins and shape \ quality of the cutting on the bottom note is terrible

yeah the edgy looks different. and you could tell if you see/touch with real notes. silly me!



Christmas what is the process for this, do you have to engage the police?

yeah I'd pretend nothing happen, say thanks etc and put criminal in working room, then call police to come get him.
however this case, like I find it's fake too late,.. nothing really can be helped :( report police, they'd require CCTV etc for some evidence but they can't find who's who anyway.... shiba..!
I'd recommend, all receptionists/clerks/cashers should check carefully when customer pays

Babycat
27-04-2017, 12:25 PM
http://i.imgur.com/JyHqnBK.jpg

People bitch to you because you are careless AF ㅜㅜ
Thanks Christmas. Now I have to be very careful.

God Member
27-04-2017, 06:04 PM
lol i cant tell the difference at all o.o

It looks pretty good to me! Have a look with the improved print.

I think it must be worth more than $50 on the collectors' market. :miao:

http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l5/waveflows/JyHqnBK_zps257bvlmr.jpg (http://s92.photobucket.com/user/waveflows/media/JyHqnBK_zps257bvlmr.jpg.html)

Alan86
29-04-2017, 07:04 AM
It looks pretty good , as we don't usually look too close at the notes anyway.

The thing is it would probably feel different in your hand!

But damn, it's so easy to get fooled. And suppose you were the unlucky guy in the chain of circulation who got caught with it?

bigeasy
29-04-2017, 11:32 PM
A useful guide http://banknotes.rba.gov.au/counterfeit-detection/counterfeit-detection-guide/

Babycat
02-05-2017, 10:45 PM
Just checked my saving. Thanks for forum members of banking knowledge proving. I have 5 fake one now. Daaaaaaaaaaaa

Christmas
04-05-2017, 03:18 PM
http://i.imgur.com/0UA4LWp.jpg
https://img.memesuper.com/ea377d7365de9d330b42050960ceab95_http-mashablecom-2015-09-10-ok-meme_250-250.jpeg

harrycd
04-05-2017, 03:24 PM
I can't believe you took 10 hours to respond.

Probably texted you while drunk and got your reply while hungover at work :sweat:

Christmas
04-05-2017, 03:36 PM
hehe it's on the 42's phone and they closes 2am. guess it was busy night yesterday...

Soccerfan
04-05-2017, 03:36 PM
That's super funny. Things we do when we're drunk.

androc
07-05-2017, 11:34 AM
Got a few $50 in my wallet, and checked to make sure they are legit

Mr Bastard
08-05-2017, 12:16 AM
Worst still the shop responded two hrs later the next day after he requested them not to text him again? Bad form, its not a game……. a shop should have a high level of discretion towards a punter, a shop receives a text or phone call for one intent, no need to fuk with a client who pays you money just because he may have been drunk the night before or text you first…….he may also be married and was not asking you to come over and play scrabble the next day with his misses and three kids…

Christmas
08-05-2017, 12:52 AM
Worst still the shop responded two hrs later the next day after he requested them not to text him again? Bad form, its not a game……. a shop should have a high level of discretion towards a punter, a shop receives a text or phone call for one intent, no need to fuk with a client who pays you money just because he may have been drunk the night before or text you first…….he may also be married and was not asking you to come over and play scrabble the next day with his misses and three kids…

Haha I see your point. I don't want to defend the receptionist who replied to customer, though,
I'd block shop number immediately if i were customer who's in that situation like you described above.

But yeah damn receptionist could just ignore last msg. Why wouldn't he?! ?! ?!

Mr Bastard
08-05-2017, 12:54 AM
Shouldnt have to, shop is a shop, should no better….anyway, we all make mistakes, yet some have bigger ramifications than others……

Alan86
08-05-2017, 06:23 AM
Not as erotic as when the ml is on the phone talking to her boyfriend or husband while the customer is going down on her and making her cum and she was trying so hard Not to make a noise and talk Normally ........lol

I was in a session where the ML got a phone call from her bf, and I heard her say the words 'Wo Ai Ni'

She then proceeded to give me a HJ.

I wasn't sure how to feel about the whole thing!

CunningLinguist
08-05-2017, 08:23 AM
I was in a session where the ML got a phone call from her bf, and I heard her say the words 'Wo Ai Ni'

She then proceeded to give me a HJ.

I wasn't sure how to feel about the whole thing!

It could have been worse, she could have been giving you DTBBBJCIMWS and then you would have to answer and be compelled to say "<ML> can't talk right now she has my cock in her mouth, she will get back to you right after I cum"

Alan86
08-05-2017, 09:13 AM
Haha I see your point. I don't want to defend the receptionist who replied to customer, though,
I'd block shop number immediately if i were customer who's in that situation like you described above.

But yeah damn receptionist could just ignore last msg. Why wouldn't he?! ?! ?!

I read your blog. It's very nice.

But when you said 'my first BJJ competition ', for a moment i misread it and thought it was something else!

I was pretty excited to check that out!:shout:

Christmas
09-05-2017, 12:47 AM
I read your blog. It's very nice.

But when you said 'my first BJJ competition ', for a moment i misread it and thought it was something else!

I was pretty excited to check that out!:shout:

Thank you for cheering me up! I will work hard! ㅋㅋㅋ��
Yes. It is confusing bjj and bbj. I think im winning gold medal grand master bbj but long way to go with bjj ㅠㅠㅋㅋ

harmsup_jai
09-05-2017, 07:53 AM
Lol imagine meeting a Christmas going out on a date and she says she's an expert in bjj and the guy says I'm up for the challenge and he ends up getting his butt kicked instead of a bbbj lol !

AHLUNGOR
09-05-2017, 09:19 AM
Hey Jerry,

Just read the whole Chelsea thing on the train, very nice works. And who's Simon ?

And again, why Chelsea ?


Have a nice day

Cheers

Marrickvill_5
09-05-2017, 02:48 PM
who's Simon ?
And again, why Chelsea ?


Hi uncle A
Simon is one of our staff.
Chelsea is my ...username;;
It'd be appreciated if you ask this kind of question in my blog. ^*^ not here.
some people may be bothered. mm goi saii yaaaaa

Marrickvill_5
09-05-2017, 02:49 PM
http://i.imgur.com/uQ5dkLm.jpg

it's not struggle but when customer pays you like this

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ3cvGpdBsTf7Mk6WouMG8znmrD3k8gX Z1XDJA5VFno7Jjo9muP

harrycd
09-05-2017, 03:04 PM
So you prefer change?

I'm saving for my next visit

https://i.imgur.com/1EdKuFs.jpg

Marrickvill_5
09-05-2017, 03:14 PM
So you prefer change?

I'm saving for my next visit

https://i.imgur.com/1EdKuFs.jpg

HECK NOPE! HAHAHAHAHA

God Member
09-05-2017, 06:18 PM
I make 6 lobsters and one blue swimmer. That's $130. Is that for 45mins? Actually I think that is half hour..That's the last the client ever saw of that! :miao:


https://s18.postimg.org/eornyzp1x/u_Q5dk_Lm.jpg (https://postimg.org/image/eornyzp1x/)

This missing image was a crop in of the photo below.

harrycd
09-05-2017, 06:38 PM
http://i.imgur.com/AMyGmy0.jpg

I count 7 x $20 + 2 x $10 = $160

Feel like I'm Rachel Riley now :cool2:

AHLUNGOR
09-05-2017, 06:45 PM
Hi uncle A
Simon is one of our staff.
Chelsea is my ...username;;
It'd be appreciated if you ask this kind of question in my blog. ^*^ not here.
some people may be bothered. mm goi saii yaaaaa

mm goi saii! Very nice ! 唔該晒!do I need to register to post in your blog or it's open to public ?

Christmas
09-05-2017, 07:05 PM
mm goi saii! Very nice ! 唔該晒!do I need to register to post in your blog or it's open to public ?

no i don't think so, u can just type in your nickname.... and that's pretty much about it. thanks big boss❤️❤️ (someone said "❤️❤️" is my classic ㅋㅋ i like that comment)


http://i.imgur.com/AMyGmy0.jpg

I count 7 x $20 + 2 x $10 = $160

Feel like I'm Rachel Riley now :cool2:

AHHAHAH i really like your work here,..! giggled a bit, made my day :) guys are getting serious here! can't lie! bullshitting is not allowed!

Punterman2
09-05-2017, 08:33 PM
no i don't think so, u can just type in your nickname.... and that's pretty much about it. thanks big boss❤️❤️ (someone said "❤️❤️" is my classic ㅋㅋ i like that comment)



AHHAHAH i really like your work here,..! giggled a bit, made my day :) guys are getting serious here! can't lie! bullshitting is not allowed!


I don't get it ? The picture of the money

eyo1032
09-05-2017, 08:50 PM
http://i.imgur.com/uQ5dkLm.jpg

it's not struggle but when customer pays you like this


Whilst more noticeable for me is the aus99 forum open in the background + Kakaotalk with unread messages... what were you browsing Christmas? :)

Also, would it have been naïve of me to think that all our Kakao/WeChat enquiries have been answered from the phone?

P.S.
My browser autocorrects wechat to WeChat. . . scary.

Christmas
09-05-2017, 10:00 PM
Whilst more noticeable for me is the aus99 forum open in the background + Kakaotalk with unread messages... what were you browsing Christmas? :)

Also, would it have been naïve of me to think that all our Kakao/WeChat enquiries have been answered from the phone?

P.S.
My browser autocorrects wechat to WeChat. . . scary.

I don't remember what I was doing on forum because I anyway look at it whole day. it's part of my job;;
about kakaotalk and wechat still got some unread messages,
http://i.imgur.com/o1Iykny.png

almost done yay

Alan86
13-05-2017, 09:54 AM
Lol imagine meeting a Christmas going out on a date and she says she's an expert in bjj and the guy says I'm up for the challenge and he ends up getting his butt kicked instead of a bbbj lol !

Yes lol. He drops his pants and says 'Give me your best shot!' :shout:

Alan86
13-05-2017, 09:56 AM
It could have been worse, she could have been giving you DTBBBJCIMWS and then you would have to answer and be compelled to say "<ML> can't talk right now she has my cock in her mouth, she will get back to you right after I cum"

There's a line from one of the old Bond films, where he's in bed with a girl and her boss calls.

He picks up the phone and says 'She's just coming (cumming) Sir'!:shout:

Those old bond movies were gold!

Christmas
25-07-2017, 03:55 PM
http://i.imgur.com/iRDAOfI.jpg

somehow I can't save the actual screen shot D:
The "BYE" is funny part.

harrycd
25-07-2017, 07:40 PM
so when is this snapchat session happening? :o

beta101
25-07-2017, 09:16 PM
When customer asks that which one is better looking via Phone, or Wechat
https://static2.fjcdn.com/comments/Makes+_94d9eb6eea3608124a1e9fe6b0e64f0e.jpg


Lol hmm I ask this everytime

wilisno
25-07-2017, 09:26 PM
There's a line from one of the old Bond films, where he's in bed with a girl and her boss calls.

He picks up the phone and says 'She's just coming (cumming) Sir'!:shout:

Those old bond movies were gold!
Another line from another Bond movie, Moonraker, at the end they were having sex on the way back to earth when the boss called, Bond said they were attempting the re-entry ! ;) ;) ;)

AHLUNGOR
26-07-2017, 10:11 AM
Another line from another Bond movie, Moonraker, at the end they were having sex on the way back to earth when the boss called, Bond said they were attempting the re-entry ! ;) ;) ;)

"I thought Christmas only cums once a year " was another one!

That Dr Christmas BTW was Denise Richards .

In GoldFinger:

My name is Pussy Galore.
Bond: and I must be dreaming!

In tomorrow never dies :

Terry: And you never come back
Bond: something came up!
T: Something always came up .

Can't remember which film:

After they fucked and the situation turned sour, Bond said to the girl: what I did to you back there, I did it for Her Majesty and England or something like that.