Has anybody got laid on Tinder?

[henry_lawson]

Have just told the missus I'm over her childish crap and she should fuck off and I've wasted no time getting my best picture and charming self assessment up on Tinder. I've resorted to right swiping every sheila that doesn't have a head like a twisted sandshoe because I don't have a single response, nor Like from anybody at all after joining up 4 days ago.
I'm a normal looking guy who has attracted some very pretty girls into my bed so there has to be something kooky going on.
Does any body have any experience?
I'd been led to believe Tinder was MILF / Cougar city, and I was planning on spending some serious time rooting horny divorcees.

[Starlight]

Not on Tinder. The most profiles of girls/ mils are fake or if real no one replied to me. So I opted out of Tinder.
Also girls have strange mindset. Knowingky that Apps like Tinder, Zoosk, POF are for quic fuck or booty call but all horny chicks want a relationship which I cant afford.
I got laid with a horny milf on FB though, was a good experience.

[James_jones]

I'm a normal looking guy who has attracted some very pretty girls into my bed so there has to be something kooky going on.


Unless you are top 5-10% looks wise (ie built, decently groomed, good photos) you won't get far. Will get occasional hookups but not much else. Tinder pushes the 20/80 (20% of guys are getting 80% of the sex) even further, easily allowing women to believe their smv is much higher than it is, simply because chad is horny and everyone else is busy occasionally.

https://www.reddit.com/r/TheRedPill/comments/48beh4/the_problem_with_tinderonline_dating_for_most_men/

"Tinder makes every Alpha on it considerably more accessible to every woman in the vicinity. So, it should be no surprise that women will raise their standards accordingly."

http://alphagameplan.blogspot.com.au/2016/08/technology-and-8020-rule.html

Google - tinder 80/20

[tpol]

My mate who is built and quite good looking no longer uses Tinder. He said it takes about 5 dinners to get a root

[puntercouple]

Yeah not worth your time tbh. Better off using said time to find more money to pay a hot chick to do the deed. I've gotten SOME things off dating sites, but just too much talking involved in general.

[Punterman]

I've been laid 100's of times but unfortunately I have had to pay for them all !!!

[sukeong]

Oh yeah tinder and some other dating sites like match.com, eharmony and okcupid. Ladies weren't the young stunning types though. More girl next door and late twenties early thirties starting to get abit desperate type.

[Maxybro]

Have just told the missus I'm over her childish crap and she should fuck off and I've wasted no time getting my best picture and charming self assessment up on Tinder. I've resorted to right swiping every sheila that doesn't have a head like a twisted sandshoe because I don't have a single response, nor Like from anybody at all after joining up 4 days ago.
I'm a normal looking guy who has attracted some very pretty girls into my bed so there has to be something kooky going on.
Does any body have any experience?
I'd been led to believe Tinder was MILF / Cougar city, and I was planning on spending some serious time rooting horny divorcees.

Hmm not one response? maybe you are just not as good looking as you think bro.

Might have to call the missus and beg her to come back

[local]

Hmm not one response? maybe you are just not as good looking as you think bro.

Might have to call the missus and beg her to come back

reminds me of a mate who photoshoped his photo for tinder.
funny he ended up on a date with a bird who obviously knew how to photoshop as well..

Yeah, we can all guess who.

[henry_lawson]

I'd poke my own eye with a burning stick before sticking it to my missus again, so that option is out.
I'm late 40s and the women in that age group are not looking so hot that they could be so choosy methinks, though I suspect many are lopping off 5-10 yrs. I'd go an older woman in good shape quite happily, they just seem to be either on there for amusement, or would rather miss out than drop their knickers for anybody less than a 9.
Thank goodness for an endless supply of PYT from OS.

[Maxybro]

I'd poke my own eye with a burning stick before sticking it to my missus again, so that option is out.
I'm late 40s and the women in that age group are not looking so hot that they could be so choosy methinks, though I suspect many are lopping off 5-10 yrs. I'd go an older woman in good shape quite happily, they just seem to be either on there for amusement, or would rather miss out than drop their knickers for anybody less than a 9.
Thank goodness for an endless supply of PYT from OS.

Tinder is used to find a fuck. It's not really a dating app as such, but lets call it that anyway. So if everyone on there is just looking for a fuck then maybe what is happening is that younger, uglier guys who can't get the girls they really want resort to fucking the older women. So the alpha males get the young hot girls and the younger guys take the milfs/older women and the middle age/older guys, well they get the scraps, if there are any.

Just my theory.

[Punterman]

Best to just pay for sex then you are mostly guaranteed a good fuck, no strings attached

[zucon]

Have just told the missus I'm over her childish crap and she should fuck off and I've wasted no time getting my best picture and charming self assessment up on Tinder.

Mate i had enough too, this time i told her to cut the crap and wasting no time I started looking on dating sites, but realised i am confused - am i looking for a fuck or wife. I was lucky on my trip to bangkok found a sexy thai to sleep with me the night and fuck like crazy, but i think she might be doing this with many expats, i don't see much emotion touch there, if you want free fuck in Ausland got to be great looking with loads of cash and knowing to make right moves at right time, i think tinder is just app to fuck and there are freelancers there. looking for wife i don't know where to go, but hey who wants a wife that's the curse of life if you have one, plan some trips to asian countries you might get lucky to get free fucks

[cmk76]

Tinder has 25% freelancers. A few has tried to lure me off the app to contact on other platforms. I did meet a Japanese girl and went on weekly dates for a month. Couldn't convert it to the next stage. She freaked out abit when I started holding her hand. There is another app called happn. I haven't had any bites yet...

[cuteguy]

It all sounds difficult and time consuming before you get anywhere with the girls on Tinder. Go to places where you can actually see the girls in person. This will be my safe bet.

[BigBoy]

Tinder is hardwork, all the decent girls want Guys with bods who work out.

The only one I met, she had used pics from at least 10years prior... (she'd put on a lot of weight)...

[nixon604]

I've tried tinder and happn
Only bites I've had on tinder are scammers trying to get you on dating sites and such
Haven't had a single bite on happn
But then again I have dodgy photos as I don't want anyone to recognise me as I have ta missus
So maybe not tinder & happn the problem 😂😂😂

[henry_lawson]

Well, I got one reply from a woman early 50s who I quite fancied. She asked me what I meant by "open minded" and despite my answer deliberately seeking to avoid scaring the horses she deleted the thread and disappeared within minutes!
Now I've learnt to use it properly and can see there are actually comments and more photos available, I'm alarmed at the number of women specifically ruling out hookups. Why put yourself on Tinder and then buckle up the chastity belt?

[Maxybro]

Well, I got one reply from a woman early 50s who I quite fancied. She asked me what I meant by "open minded" and despite my answer deliberately seeking to avoid scaring the horses she deleted the thread and disappeared within minutes!
Now I've learnt to use it properly and can see there are actually comments and more photos available, I'm alarmed at the number of women specifically ruling out hookups. Why put yourself on Tinder and then buckle up the chastity belt?

Maybe she was looking for something specific? Maybe she thought open minded meant you wanted a dildo used on you and since you didn't mention in your answer she took off.....open minded can mean a lot of things, that's just an example.

If early 50s is your thing it might be easier to get them at your local pub or club.

Keep us posted.

[rooter]

Yeah, I think James Jones pretty much summed it up.
if you are a young, tall, fit, good looking guy you can clean up with the cougars and some young chicks too.
And if you are older and rich then you can clean up with the young sugar daddy hunters.
But otherwise nah, forget about it.

[sukeong]

Tinder is used to find a fuck. It's not really a dating app as such.

Nah it's a mixture of both. There are women there looking for relationships and dating. Some even state this in their intro like, those looking for one nite stands can piss off or something like that. Others will ask what are you looking for when you start chatting and then say they are not looking to fuck but want something long term. Obviously some may not stick with that, depends on your charm ability or looks or bank account or all of that lol

[Maxybro]

Nah it's a mixture of both. There are women there looking for relationships and dating. Some even state this in their intro like, those looking for one nite stands can piss off or something like that. Others will ask what are you looking for when you start chatting and then say they are not looking to fuck but want something long term. Obviously some may not stick with that, depends on your charm ability or looks or bank account or all of that lol

I'll stick to punting. Can't beat simplicity, choice, and anonymity

[paulgallen]

I came across one looking for sugar dadddy..but she is fat as a whale. I asked her give me a try before I buy then she deleted me. bloody good luck she will need aplenty.

How much do they usually ask for anyway ? It will definitely be more expensive than punting.

[Punt69]

I never stop texting ML and WL if I manage to get their number, i am so desperate because I am literally undatable with no career, no family and no life. I spend my whole life on this forum. I punt at TP64, and $30 massage joints.

In short, i am a failure in life. I will probably fail using Tinder.

[CunningLinguist]

I came across one looking for sugar dadddy..but she is fat as a whale. I asked her give me a try before I buy then she deleted me.

Sounds like a reasonable request to me!
The correlation between her sense of entitlement and her weight seem to be out of kilter ...

[tpol]

I came across one looking for sugar dadddy..but she is fat as a whale. I asked her give me a try before I buy then she deleted me. bloody good luck she will need aplenty.

How much do they usually ask for anyway ? It will definitely be more expensive than punting.

I think she wanted sugar not a try

[Punterman]

I never stop texting ML and WL if I manage to get their number, i am so desperate because I am literally undatable with no career, no family and no life. I spend my whole life on this forum. I punt at TP64, and $30 massage joints.

In short, i am a failure in life. I will probably fail using Tinder.

Saddest post ever

[ManilaMan]

Should pull my violin out?

[ManilaMan]

Tinder is great. Just need to invest a little bit of time to get things moving.

[vtori1213]

tinder is hard work

[will2shy]

Thats true ... I am not the best looking guy in the world but being patient and keeping at it has resulted in a couple of memorial one night stands

[vtori1213]

Thats true ... I am not the best looking guy in the world but being patient and keeping at it has resulted in a couple of memorial one night stands

or just lower your standards haha and then no need to be patient but be more open and accepting

[Tough]

Tinder sounds too much like hard work!

[aussiegaigin]

Tinder is one of these sites that has you authorise automatic credit card renewals when you sign up, and I have seen many complaints about people having problems terminating them. I prefer to avoid them, especially when they are based in obscure places like Malta.

Anyone here had such problems with Tinder?

[wachumba]

Tinder is one of these sites that has you authorise automatic credit card renewals when you sign up, and I have seen many complaints about people having problems terminating them. I prefer to avoid them, especially when they are based in obscure places like Malta.

Anyone here had such problems with Tinder?

You don't have to provide any form of payment or credit card details when you sign up. The standard sign up via Facebook profile is all you need and give 100 'likes' per 12hrs. You can chat/send messages to mutual likes without paying unlike other online dating sites. You only pay if you want unlimited likes and more superlikes or to pay your profile show first etc.

[henry_lawson]

Well after a month on Tinder I can safely advise the following and save you all some time and money:

1 - It's shit. Even if there are some legit profiles, the majority of women who aren't 20 and look like a porn star are clear about "no hookups, no NSA, no ONS". Tinder's repuation for hookups, at least in the over 40s group, is a beatup.
2 - Having swiped right on a few hundred profiles, I got just 4 responses. Not one of them provided a coherent conversation. One said she was in the USA, but when I responded that she wrote like an Indian bot and I thought that Tinder was shit she responded simply "Yes", and nothing else.
3 - The profiles are easily 50% comprised of girls who have studied in America. According to Tinder, Sydney is swamped with pretty young expats from UCLA, or local girls who studied there and have returned. Really?
4 - There are no end of girls looking for Sugar Daddies, those providing their KIK address where they reveal they are offering Web Cam services, and those openly offering massage.
5 - I wrote and asked for a refund and there was no push back whatsoever, they just asked for my order number. We'll see if it turns up.

Thank goodness for Sydney's energetic parlour scene.
There is plenty of eye candy on Tinder, but you will not get Laid.

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[Maxybro]

Well after a month on Tinder I can safely advise the following and save you all some time and money:

1 - It's shit. Even if there are some legit profiles, the majority of women who aren't 20 and look like a porn star are clear about "no hookups, no NSA, no ONS". It's repuation for hookups, at least in the over 40s group, is a beatup.
2 - Having swiped right on a few hundred profiles, I got just 4 responses. Not one of them provided a coherent conversation. One said she was in the USA, but when I responded that she wrote like an Indian bot and I thought that Tinder was shit she responded simply "Yes", and nothing else.
3 - The profiles are easily 50% comprised of girls who have studied in America. According to Tinder, Sydney is swamped with pretty young expats from UCLA, or local girls who studied there and have returned. Really?
4 - There are no end of girls looking for Sugar Daddies, those providing their KIK address where they reveal they are offering Web Cam services, and those openly offering massage.
5 - I wrote and asked for a refund and there was no push back whatsoever, they just asked for my order number. We'll see if it turns up.

Thank goodness for Sydney's energetic parlour scene.
There is plenty of eye candy on Tinder, but you will not get Laid.

434904348843489

Its not too late bro, beg your missus to take you back lol

[123brainer]

Have just told the missus I'm over her childish crap and she should fuck off and I've wasted no time getting my best picture and charming self assessment up on Tinder. I've resorted to right swiping every sheila that doesn't have a head like a twisted sandshoe because I don't have a single response, nor Like from anybody at all after joining up 4 days ago.
I'm a normal looking guy who has attracted some very pretty girls into my bed so there has to be something kooky going on.
Does any body have any experience?
I'd been led to believe Tinder was MILF / Cougar city, and I was planning on spending some serious time rooting horny divorcees.

Henry_lawson are you just out for some fun or are looking for a long term relationship?

If it's just fun might as well just stick to punting. I have been dating on and off for a while and I am so over it. For me, I need to take them out 3 or 4 times before any action and most of the time I get none. It's the biggest waste of time and money.

If it's for long term relationships, it's better to ask friends and colleagues if they know anyone who's single or tag along to any party that you come across. You'll meet heaps of potentials. It's a lot of work but you'll have a much better chance than Tinder. This is from experience. Tinder sucks, punting rocks.

[Pussyhands]

My mate has cause his chad level

I on the other hand am not :( and I only fuck hot girls haha so p4p for me ;)

[Punterman]

Tinder sucks, punting rocks.[/QUOTE]

Sums it up nicely. End of thread

[corvus]

+1 to the above.

[ksteve_m28]

best if you dating & punting both same time for different needs.

[henry_lawson]

Henry_lawson are you just out for some fun or are looking for a long term relationship?

If it's just fun might as well just stick to punting. I have been dating on and off for a while and I am so over it. For me, I need to take them out 3 or 4 times before any action and most of the time I get none. It's the biggest waste of time and money.

If it's for long term relationships, it's better to ask friends and colleagues if they know anyone who's single or tag along to any party that you come across. You'll meet heaps of potentials. It's a lot of work but you'll have a much better chance than Tinder. This is from experience. Tinder sucks, punting rocks.

I've got a real attraction to mature women my age or a bit older into their 50s, and I was expecting to find a bunch of horny divorced MILFs happy to get the occasional root rather than miss out entirely. Sadly, Tinder isn't the place they are hanging out.
I do have a mature Chinese masseuse with a very tidy figure lined up for this weekend, she's been texting me to come see her again after a massage turned into so much more late last year. She will do very nicely until the missus moves out and I have a lot more time on my hands.

[illidanstormrage]

Tinder is bullshit like online dating in general. Online dating as your only means of meeting women is terrible but as a supplement it's ok.

Learn daygame boys. Talk to all the attractive girls you see on the street during your daily activities. This a legit skill set.

Conveying your personality in a short time. Basically speed seduction. This wasn't during the day but literally my first time having sex without outright paying for it I picked up a girl walking home on the street late at night.

I've been going out a lot recently so I could tell that she was interested in me.
I didn't have to say anything at first, she actually said something to me first. My approach + body language and eye contact did it for me.
I took her to a bar and had 2 drinks.
During the course of that time had my kiss rejected two times but I kept holding the sexual tension and wasn't phased by it (some girls don't like kissing in public).
Her English was alright but not her first language. We talked for and hour or so and then I worked through all her objections and little tests.
Then I walked back to her place and had sex with her. Like most Japanese girls she looks very innocent and sweet.
There is such a thing called right place at the right time. No girl is safe from being picked up. ;)

This is more likely to happen at night but I know guys that pull girls they've met during the day.

I actually did it with a WL I dated for a short period of time. Literally second date, I had lunch with her in the city and then pulled her back to my place to "watch a movie" but I didn't do anything with her.
I was too nervous.. how ridiculous when I've met her at a shop but I always suffered from escalation anxiety.

[lamb]

I've been laid on tinder but didn't really try too hard, it's too much work.

I've been laid off reddit quite a few times though, they've all been Asian and all took it in the pooper like a champ.

[down2fish]

I've been laid on tinder but didn't really try too hard, it's too much work.

I've been laid off reddit quite a few times though, they've all been Asian and all took it in the pooper like a champ.

How do you get laid off Reddit? I only ever end up on there when I get lost on the internet and end up reading up about the most random shit I've ever read about.

[beta101]

then pulled her back to my place to "watch a movie" but I didn't do anything with her.
I was too nervous

Hahaha thanks for sharing that bro. As long as u learned ur KO move from that lol worth it!

[aussiegaigin]

Conveying your personality in a short time. Basically speed seduction. This wasn't during the day but literally my first time having sex without outright paying for it I picked up a girl walking home on the street late at night.

I've been going out a lot recently so I could tell that she was interested in me.
I didn't have to say anything at first, she actually said something to me first. My approach + body language and eye contact did it for me.
I took her to a bar and had 2 drinks.
During the course of that time had my kiss rejected two times but I kept holding the sexual tension and wasn't phased by it (some girls don't like kissing in public).
Her English was alright but not her first language. We talked for and hour or so and then I worked through all her objections and little tests.
Then I walked back to her place and had sex with her. Like most Japanese girls she looks very innocent and sweet.
There is such a thing called right place at the right time. No girl is safe from being picked up. ;)

This is more likely to happen at night but I know guys that pull girls they've met during the day.

.

An interesting story, but one word near the end explains it all: JAPANESE!

Their attitude to sex never ceases to amaze me.

[aussiegaigin]

So how about WeChat?

I've been picked up by three Chinese visitors in last few months. MILFs, but very attractive and fuckable (although one wasn't very good at it, maybe if she had been here a bit longer...? LOL). Very handy, they have all moved on, so no repercussions.

[lamb]

How do you get laid off Reddit? I only ever end up on there when I get lost on the internet and end up reading up about the most random shit I've ever read about.

I'll shoot you a PM...

[cloud]

I'll shoot you a PM...

Copy paste that to me as well, if you don't mind.
I'm not into online dating anymore, but am really curious how you managed to get laid off Reddit!

[paulgallen]

I've been laid on tinder but didn't really try too hard, it's too much work.

I've been laid off reddit quite a few times though, they've all been Asian and all took it in the pooper like a champ.

Please PM me as well. Be interested. Downloaded the reddit app. No idea what it is lol

[illidanstormrage]

An interesting story, but one word near the end explains it all: JAPANESE!

Their attitude to sex never ceases to amaze me.
Yeah I was inspired by all your tales.

Though the same girl flaked on me yesterday which would have been the 3rd time seeing her.

I wasn't feeling the best but I still went for a walk in the city and instant dated a 20 year old Chinese girl on her 2nd day in Sydney. Had lunch together, walked around the city for a while helped her find a few things. Went to a bar (no alcohol) and talked some more before walking her back to her place but couldn't go up with her because she was concerned about the roommates, so I got the number.
She was very comfortable with me though. Touching her hair, hands and walking extremely close to her.

[cloud]

Good work bro illidan.

Side note: Japanese girls are notoriously flaky. Don't push it, but don't delete the number either. You never know with Jap girls, they can ignore your texts, then 3 months later text you asking for sex.

[Pussyhands]

Yeah I was inspired by all your tales.

Though the same girl flaked on me yesterday which would have been the 3rd time seeing her.

I wasn't feeling the best but I still went for a walk in the city and instant dated a 20 year old Chinese girl on her 2nd day in Sydney. Had lunch together, walked around the city for a while helped her find a few things. Went to a bar (no alcohol) and talked some more before walking her back to her place but couldn't go up with her because she was concerned about the roommates, so I got the number.
She was very comfortable with me though. Touching her hair, hands and walking extremely close to her.

Great work!

Dunno how u can spend so much time with a girl without porking her first though. ;) gw

[aussiegaigin]

Yeah I was inspired by all your tales.

Though the same girl flaked on me yesterday which would have been the 3rd time seeing her.

I wasn't feeling the best but I still went for a walk in the city and instant dated a 20 year old Chinese girl on her 2nd day in Sydney. Had lunch together, walked around the city for a while helped her find a few things. Went to a bar (no alcohol) and talked some more before walking her back to her place but couldn't go up with her because she was concerned about the roommates, so I got the number.
She was very comfortable with me though. Touching her hair, hands and walking extremely close to her.
This is where the Hourly Hotel comes in handy. Not the most elegant of places, but usually readily available without the cost and embarrassment of checking in to a regular hotel.

If you don't "grab the moment" with these girls, you might not get a second chance.

[Rickyon]

I'll shoot you a PM...

Can you shoot me a PM too? I'm really curious about this! haha


As for the OP, Over a year of swiping right and using super likes and whatnot, I usually find one new fuck buddy every month.

I mean fuck buddies are good because it's sex for free, but emotions do get involved sometimes.

It's a good supplement to punting. I mean punting you have girls who look generally amazing and know what they're doing.

One of my first lays on Tinder, received one of the worst blowjobs of my life.

[ShaneW]

I'm curious as well. Is there a reason it can be posted online. Thanks

[mj00]

I'll shoot you a PM...
I'd like a PM too if that's OK, I'm fairly familiar with reddit, it's not the place I would have picked for a hookup.

[lamb]

The only reason I'd not is because a hundred of you horny fucks would drown the pool.

Look up r4r subs on reddit. It's where it's at. It's not hard to get laid on there.

I've pm'd my quota.

[Maxybro]

The only reason I'd not is because a hundred of you horny fucks would drown the pool.

Look up r4r subs on reddit. It's where it's at. It's not hard to get laid on there.

I've pm'd my quota.

As with most things like this its mainly males looking for females or males posing as females but good luck.

Just don't end up meeting each other LOL

[henry_lawson]

Well, I got my refund!

The number of real profiles on Tinder within even 20km of Eastwood is incredible small. Every day there is a new batch of 50 odd young 20 somethings who all look gorgeous in 4 highly styled photos, over-flowing cleavage and zero descriptions. No doubt Tinder put them in to disguise the small number of real profiles, so when you call them on it, they don't put up a fight.

Give it a miss.

[des888]

I must be one ugly bastard because I never got a match might ask for a refund aswell lol how do you go about it?

[Pussyhands]

I must be one ugly bastard because I never got a match might ask for a refund aswell lol how do you go about it?

Same here!!

I got matched with 1 hooker and 1 drunk who never replied

Biggest waste of time - make $ spend on FS live life and live long brothers

Leaving tinder to the true chads! ;)

[Natsu]

Currently I've got 27 active maches on Tinder.
Been talking regularly to them.
Met some of them in real life.
Scored some of them already.
Been trying so hard to score 1 Korean uni student at the moment.
She keep asking me when she would seeing me again.
Try to play it cool by told her to see her after Valentine.

[jhinga01]

nope not yet!

[paulgallen]

Set up this fake account as a 25 yo female. Within first 12 hours there are over 50 messages. Lol

So the numbers are well and truly stacked up against the guy. The girl can really pick and choose who they wanna fuck. So unless you re built like SBW or look like Brad Pitt, forget it

[Pussyhands]

Set up this fake account as a 25 yo female. Within first 12 hours there are over 50 messages. Lol

So the numbers are well and truly stacked up against the guy. The girl can really pick and choose who they wanna fuck. So unless you re built like SBW or look like Brad Pitt, forget it

U can try but yes it's all about investment.

Why invest in risky investment when ur not gona get it easy ;)

Get a job and enjoy what ur doing is the easiest way to get laid in Australia for ugly fukers like me (looks and personality)

[r69]

As a punter, tinder is just too much effort...

[doyouseewhatisee]

very high sucess rate on tinder . but all only a short time action as i guess i get bored easly

[sydneypete]

Agree tinder is a fair bit of work, but can pay off - less than 50% of people you match with will talk, and 5% of them will end up in the sack...

[sukeong]

I'll stick to punting. Can't beat simplicity, choice, and anonymity

For sure. It's for people who maybe don't punt or want something different to paying money for pussies all the time. There's a thrill of the chase or hooking up through the novelty of swiping for matches and online dating or just meeting new people. I had tried tinder in Australia, Indonesia, Singapore, Thailand and other places with varying success. Places with no issues paying for sex and gotten interesting experiences with tinder dates. Some even with non romantic or sexual aspect. Interesting to meet new people there despite reputation as a fuck tool. Obviously if your objective is guaranteed fuck then paying for prostitutes is still the most suitable.

[Pussyhands]

I am too unattractive for tinder :(

So the punt bois :)