Jinglish ?

[local]

Just thought we could start a collection of "mis-understanding" :-)

so here is one to start...

Open 7 days (never close)

BUT on the next line not what you would expect >>

10am to 8pm (last booking)

I wonder how many potential customers get pissed off'd and don't bother ??

ok that's 18 Hargraves St Darlinghurst...

any more to add folks ?

[wilisno]

I wouldn't get pissed off by little things like that, life's too short ! ;) ;) ;)

[AHLUNGOR]

Strictly remedial massage services only .

No sexual services available , please don't ask the massage lady !

Massage fees:

Sensual massage 30 min for $60

45 min for $90

69 min for $120

Double massage $10 discount !

[aussiegaigin]

Wasn't a masage shop, but one near me a few years ago "open 7 days, except Saturday"

[puntercouple]

Safe sex only, no cum in mouse

[Punterman]

Safe sex practised on these premises........are you sure about that as it is not true when I am there

[aussiegaigin]

Strictly remedial massage services only .

No sexual services available , please don't ask the massage lady !


But it is OK if the lady asks you first