Punter Gods = Close Escape

[indiana]

Just thought I would share this tale of extreme fortune....the punting gods were definitely looking after me on Tuesday! There I was, 10 pm and family were finally out of the way up in the Blue Mountains. A quick phone call to 533 Willoughby and I had secured an 11.30 booking with Joye. When I arrived I noticed two of the girls in their street clothes heading out the back door. Now the first bit, the guy tells me that the customer had just decided to extend. I had a go at him saying that he shouldn't have accepted this knowing that there was a booking for 11.30! Well that's not so bad, I could wait 30 mins but no, this was an hour and a half extension!!! (kudos to that bro!) The papasan then offered me Christie but I refused, preferring to take my cash away rather than start yelling. Damn, where to know? Rang Roseville, all busy. Even rang Kellys but they didnt even answer the phone. Feck, feck, feck......bugger it I'll just go home. Not 30 minutes after getting home than the family gets home as it was 'too hot' up in the mountains. Holy feck!!! If Joye hadn't been busy, or Roseville or even Kelly's, I would have been looking for my balls at Bondi.I reckon I just used all my luck for the year. Has anyone else had a close escape?

[Punterman]

Lucky boy. Unlucky that you didn't get a punt, lucky that you are still married.

I have often thought about bringing a WL back to my house when the family is away but beware the stray long black hair in the bed, the smell of her on the pillow, the family suddenly coming back

Be careful out there fellow punters

[shootermcgavin]

Lucky boy. Unlucky that you didn't get a punt, lucky that you are still married.

I have often thought about bringing a WL back to my house when the family is away but beware the stray long black hair in the bed, the smell of her on the pillow, the family suddenly coming back

Be careful out there fellow punters

Women have the most ridiculously strong 6th sense for that stuff. Slightest new smell in the house and they're on it.

[Speechwriter]

Don't bother with Lotto this year indiana -- you've done all your luck right there.

[Raybo]

Haha. Reminds me of a 533 experience a few months ago. Mrs went to bed and i was quickly on the phone to 533. 3 girls were available so i snuck out and made my way down there. I just took my atm card out of my wallet and left everything else home

Had a reasonably good hour with Betty, I make my way home, sneak in through the back door. I stay up for another 10 mins or so before going to bed. Go up to the bedroom, about to get into bed and the Mrs says "where the fuck have you been?" I just responded with "i wasnt tired so thought i would go for a walk to try and relax"

My saving grace was leaving my wallet and phone at home as she said mentioned it the next day. She figured i wasnt too far away as i take them everywhere with me, even going to get milk etc etc.

[caff3ry]

Haha. Reminds me of a 533 experience a few months ago. Mrs went to bed and i was quickly on the phone to 533. 3 girls were available so i snuck out and made my way down there. I just took my atm card out of my wallet and left everything else home

Had a reasonably good hour with Betty, I make my way home, sneak in through the back door. I stay up for another 10 mins or so before going to bed. Go up to the bedroom, about to get into bed and the Mrs says "where the fuck have you been?" I just responded with "i wasnt tired so thought i would go for a walk to try and relax"

My saving grace was leaving my wallet and phone at home as she said mentioned it the next day. She figured i wasnt too far away as i take them everywhere with me, even going to get milk etc etc.

Damnnnnnn talk about close call!

[ksteve_m28]

great idea...

no wallet ...no phone...
can't be too far....
valuable lesson..
thanks bro..

[dr3w]

That's crazy, I can't imagine sneaking out while the missus is sleeping to go punting, just way too risky.

[Raybo]

That's crazy, I can't imagine sneaking out while the missus is sleeping to go punting, just way too risky.

Stupid, perbaps. Exhilarating, fuck yes!

That was the third or 4th time i did it. One time as i was coming in the back gate she got up to go to the toilet or something. Just looked like i was putting the rubbish out

[Punterman]

Stupid, perbaps. Exhilarating, fuck yes!

That was the third or 4th time i did it. One time as i was coming in the back gate she got up to go to the toilet or something. Just looked like i was putting the rubbish out

You are walking a thin line

[towelsniffer]

They know... :shout:

[GoldfishMan]

Nah, sneaking out when you see an unplanned window of opportunity is a bad idea. Too many unknowns!
Work is the best excuse to punt. Late shift, project delivery, late night teleconference with "the team in Europe", etc. The best thing about using work for an excuse is the more you do it, the more convincing it becomes.
This is also the main reason I go out of my way to make sure my partner doesn't know anyone in my workplace.

[JimBeam]

I learn a lot reading this.. thanks sensei(s)

[Punterman]

Having a motorbike is the best way. I tell the missus I am off for a ride a few times a week when in reality I often ride to the shop then ride some pussy.....

[indiana]

Yeah, motorbike would be heaps easier. Cant believe what Raybo does!! That really is walking a very fine line!!!!

[Raybo]

Yeah, motorbike would be heaps easier. Cant believe what Raybo does!! That really is walking a very fine line!!!!

I havent done it since. That was way too close for comfort!

I am sure the 'going for a ride' wears a bit thin with the Mrs.

[A44]

A few years ago, I was seeing a Lady on the side.
She was my Boss at work at the time.
We often had sessions in my car or in the Bush in a quiet location south of Sydney.
My wife worked, so we even did it in my room at home on a few occasions. (I had a separate bedroom from my wife).
One time it was wet so we went to my home.
I had my bed prepared, towel, Lube etc.
We were sitting on the deck at the back of my house having a coffee before starting.
Out of the blue, my daughter came walking up the side of the house.
If she had arrived 10 minutes later, she would have caught us in the act.
Too close for comfort. We never went near my house again.

This was the same Lady who gave me a Blow Job when I was driving my car.
We had been parked in the Council car park at Kogarah.
As we were driving up the ramp to leave, she started to suck me.
I had to drive slowly as there were people crossing at the exit.
It was OK for her, she had her head down but my face was totally exposed. Ha Ha.

[123brainer]

A few years ago, I was seeing a Lady on the side.
She was my Boss at work at the time.
We often had sessions in my car or in the Bush in a quiet location south of Sydney.
My wife worked, so we even did it in my room at home on a few occasions. (I had a separate bedroom from my wife).
One time it was wet so we went to my home.
I had my bed prepared, towel, Lube etc.
We were sitting on the deck at the back of my house having a coffee before starting.
Out of the blue, my daughter came walking up the side of the house.
If she had arrived 10 minutes later, she would have caught us in the act.
Too close for comfort. We never went near my house again.

This was the same Lady who gave me a Blow Job when I was driving my car.
We had been parked in the Council car park at Kogarah.
As we were driving up the ramp to leave, she started to suck me.
I had to drive slowly as there were people crossing at the exit.
It was OK for her, she had her head down but my face was totally exposed. Ha Ha.

OMG, you fellas are mad but hell you only live once. I might just get a gf and try what you fellas are doing just for a kick 😆