Double cumming extravaganza

[Punterman]

I am still in the experimenting phase with doubles. Had two last weekend which I really enjoyed and today I went back for another. Arrived at the shop at opening at 10am and 7 lovely girls to choose from. In my limited doubles experience so far, I reckon I am getting the better service from regulars that I know well. They appear to be more relaxed in the room. Also better to ask the two girls if they are OK working together as if they don't like each other, your session is doomed to failure.

So, I chose Jasmine and Carole ( otherwise known to me as Chi Chi in other shops that I punt at ). Jasmine is a hot girl in her 40's. She is korean, really fun girl and she has the body and tits of a 20 year old. Really firm, toned, nice b cups tits, great arse. She tells me that all her customers rave about her body and I know why. I have seen her 5 times in the last three months and always get bbbj, DFK, great DATY as she likes to cum and she is a great fuck. You can do her GFE or PSE and she is excellent at both.

Carole is late 30's, really pretty, Chinese, tallish, slim and great tits. C cups, a little bit floppy but when she lies on her back, they look amazing and you can play with them for hours. Her highlights are her mouth ( very kissable and fuckable ), her great body, her attitude and her kissing. She is the most passionate kisser I have ever met, bar none. 100 % GFE in the sack. I love her. I have not seen Carole for about 1 year as she has been living in Melbourne so I was surprised but very happy to see her at the shop this morning. We always had great sex when I used to see her and I have been with her about 10 times. She loves to cum.

Paid for one hour for the bargain price of $280 hr for two hotties. When I first did doubles I was nervous but not anymore. I love two girls going at you. The recent doubles I did, the girls spoke no English but these two can speak and understand which made it easier to ask for things and also have a laugh which I reckon is important in doubles, break the ice, have a giggle, get the girls playing with each other for fun etc.

The sight of them both in front of me naked was fantastic. I introduced the girls to one another and told them that I am a regular of both of them. The room is a big room with a large couch in the corner so I started off sitting on the couch whilst they both went hard at my erect cock. Jasmine was kneeling on the couch and leaning down sucking me off, whilst Carole was kneeling on the floor facing me licking my arsehole and ballsack. It is great when two girls will service your cock together and I decided to just let them get on with it, lie back and enjoy the show, like watching a good porn movie but better, as I am the star. I moved Jasmine over the top of me in 69 and told her to keep sucking and started to DATY her. She has a great shaved, tight pussy which again belies her years. It is like a 20 year olds. I then lift Jasmine above my head with her facing the wall. I DATY her and I can feel but not see Carole lowering her cunt on to my hard cock, facing away from me. She fucks me whilst I DATY Jasmine to her first orgasm. This is turning into one hell of a session.

After my amazing double bbbj, we all moved onto the bed. Both girls know that I love to make WL's cum and they are both good orgasmers. I started some DATY on Carole in mish. My arse was in the air and Jasmine is playing around the back with my balls and cock. Carole is wet and she squirts when she comes so I DATY her to close to an orgasm, dom up then fuck her to her first orgasm whilst DFKing her and balls deep inside her. Jasmine is around the front now egging her on "cum Carole" she is shouting and I put Jasmine''s hands on Carole's tits and she plays with them. Carole reaches for Jasmine's tits and plays with them so I am getting some nice lesbian action.

Both girls have now orgasmed and I am 30 minutes in. Carole is hot to trot as I have not seen her for one year. She wants more fucking so I ask Jasmine to play with my balls again whilst I fuck Carole in mish, then side mish and then we do a bit of lie down doggie. Jasmine is guiding my cock in and out of Carole's pussy whilst I fuck her and she orgasms again with Jasmine egging her on and laughing as she cums. Jasmine is a funny girl and as I am fucking Carole I keep looking at her and she is winking at me and doing signs with her arms like "fuck her hard". She makes me laugh. I tell the girls that I love them both together and they both agree that they are a good combination. Jasmine makes a joke about videoing it and selling it and that she thinks I should pack in my day job and be a porn star. All very good for my ego.

The hour is nearly up and I have not fucked Jasmine yet so I pay for another hour. We all have a quick shower. I now lie them both down on the bed next to each other. Carole is very wet so I finger her whilst DATYing Jasmine. Jasmine loves DATY and Carole is getting very horny next to me. She wants me to lick her pussy as well so she lifts it up on a cushion and I go from pussy to pussy, licking them both. I want to get Jasmine to her second orgasm so I ask Carole to finger fuck herself whilst I lick Jasmine to a strong orgasm.

Next on with a dom. I ask Carole to lie next to me and DFK me whilst Jasmine rides on top. What an amazing feeling. I have got one girl kissing me, another fucking me and I have all of their tits in my two hands. I make a joke that I have died and gone to heaven and we all laugh.

I fuck Jasmine hard and get her to orgasm in mish whilst I tickle her clit and Carole is lying next to me, fingering her pussy, eyes closed, moaning away. I really am in heaven.

I them let Jasmine have a rest, ask her to sit next to me and watch whilst I fuck Carole again in mish and show her Jasmine how easy it is to make her Carole cum. I fuck her hard with her legs flat on the bed and me kneeling, her pussy is stretched wide open, Jasmine is down near my cock looking at that wet and willing pussy being fucked hard and she is winking at me again and we both egg Carole on to another orgasm. I come myself just after she orgasms.

Two hours is nearly up. I still feel horny. Carole is still very horny and immediately starts to DFK me just after the buzzer goes off. I want more of her. I thank Jasmine and she goes on her merry way and I then spend another hour with Carole on my own.

Normally after I have shot my load, I am done for the day but I was ready for round 2 within a few minutes of Jasmine leaving. Had a great hour, lots of DFK, two nice bbbjs, two great fucking sessions. The highlight was DATY, she came twice more and both times her pussy squirted this beautiful tasting liquid into my mouth as she came. We tried to count how many times Carole had cum and I reckon about 6 or 7 times. Jasmine came three times so I reckon I broke double figures, hence the title. Double cumming extravaganza.

So, I am now $610 poorer but I had a two hour double with Jasmine and three hours with Carole so I reckon it was money well spent. If I did it in a high end shop it would be $1,500. The girls were wonderful together, they had great chemistry with me and with each other. We had a great time together and I am now officially addicted to doubles and need more of them.

[cisco]

Which shop is it bra ?

[Raybo]

Sounds like Taylors Lidcombe

[Fisher]

Another after report from you in the general talk section.
But then again your just following the serial spammer and posting in the wrong sections.
Last post i will see from you anyway onto the block list you go.

[shootermcgavin]

Another after report from you in the general talk section.
But then again your just following the serial spammer and posting in the wrong sections.
Last post i will see from you anyway onto the block list you go.

I thought fish was supposed to be low in salt?

[Punterman]

Another after report from you in the general talk section.
But then again your just following the serial spammer and posting in the wrong sections.
Last post i will see from you anyway onto the block list you go.


I wasn't really seeing it as an after report. I was just trying to share my recent new doubles experiences eg how to choose two girls that go well together, what kind of service you might get in doubles eg some girls are continually asking you to wash before you move from one girl to the other, others are more free flowing, the excitement of having two girls to play with and playing with you, the astronomical cost as I always want more and extend LOL

[harrycd]

I thought fish was supposed to be low in salt?

Hahahaha gold.

[Raybo]

Carole is hot to trot as I have not seen her for one year..

How did she survive a year without seeing the P-Man!

[Christmas]

Don't hate him so much because he doesn't know how to use after-report section :(
He's 52 yod and might not familiar with high-technology things, such as chrome, firefox, forum, apple, google,. .
I guess He;s just horny daddy without bad intention.,
sorry if my comment bothers you by being too emotional. I just thought about my dadㅋㅋㅋ

[magicman]

can admin create a fantasy section for Punterman's posts?

[Punterman]

can admin create a fantasy section for Punterman's posts?

Nothing fantasy about them magicman. There are forum members on here who have been with me when I have been doing other doubles.

Happy for you to join me on the next escapade if you want. PM me but you are probably just a keyboard warrior and too scared to.

By the way when was the last review or interesting thing you put on the forum ?

Jealousy is never a good trait in anyone.

[Punterman]

Don't hate him so much because he doesn't know how to use after-report section :(
He's 52 yod and might not familiar with high-technology things, such as chrome, firefox, forum, apple, google,. .
I guess He;s just horny daddy without bad intention.,
sorry if my comment bothers you by being too emotional. I just thought about my dadㅋㅋㅋ

LOL Christmas. You made my day.

How about you join in my next double.

[Punterman]

44021

To all you disbelievers out there. Here is my credit card getting a hammering this morning. I didn't take any photos of the girls so don't ask for any further proof.

[Peter69]

Mate what a fucken superstar!! Love the doubles reports, would be a heavenly experience I reckon, mate I'd be keen to get in on one of your classic doubles one day, keen to go a few rounds with 2 hotties, just like your own porn movie for sure brother, great stuff 👍🏼

[Raybo]

44021

To all you disbelievers out there. Here is my credit card getting a hammering this morning. I didn't take any photos of the girls so don't ask for any further proof.

I have no doubt you are legit Punterman and there is really no need to prove yourself. I just dont understand why you withhold important information in your AR's. It is great to read of your expeditions. I am somewhat jealous, however, an hour with a nice lady once or twice a week would be more than enough for me.

I think you are a little ego driven which i pick up in your ARs and that can be off-putting. I probably wont venture to many of the places you punt but knowing where you punt is probably the most vital information readers are after when you do an AR. You cover services provided very well.

You no doubt have built up relationships with WL's in your illustrious punting career and i respect that, but by not sharing details on the forum is probably doing them a dis-service. They are working ladies afterall and you are not the only punter in Sydney. It is almost like you think anothet punter is going to 'steal' them from you.

Anyway, i hope you take my feedback the right way. I dont mean to offend or cause any issues on this forum, just saying it how i see it.

Oh and for the record, i am with Fisher - this should be in the AR section. Also, i hope you get to deliver the pork sword to Christmas. Paitence and perseverance you can piss a hole through a rock.

[Marrickvill_5]

LOL Christmas. You made my day.

How about you join in my next double.

oh wow.. I take back what I said. you good! can use internet banking and even know how to screenshot!!!! i am impressed ^-^~~

[shootermcgavin]

Also, i hope you get to deliver the pork sword to Christmas. Paitence and perseverance you can piss a hole through a rock.

Wise words right there! I too am hopeful P Man can get in there....

Unless Christmas suddenly decides she likes scumbags with little to no financial security, in which case, PM me girl!

[scooper]

That don't add up, you said it was a 2 hr double sessions and another hour with just one of them.

How come the transaction shows 3 x $285 ?

[Punterman]

That don't add up, you said it was a 2 hr double sessions and another hour with just one of them.

How come the transaction shows 3 x $285 ?

Last charge was for another double. Receptionist made a mistake as I only wanted Carole for the hour. Got cash refund.

You lot take a lot of fuckin convincing. I have Carole's phone number, do you want me to publish it so that you can text her and confirm or should I get videos of my next session and publish them on the site for fucks sake.

I think there is a forum rule about slagging off AR's so perhaps admin should start banning some of you lot.

[Punterman]

I have no doubt you are legit Punterman and there is really no need to prove yourself. I just dont understand why you withhold important information in your AR's. It is great to read of your expeditions. I am somewhat jealous, however, an hour with a nice lady once or twice a week would be more than enough for me.

I think you are a little ego driven which i pick up in your ARs and that can be off-putting. I probably wont venture to many of the places you punt but knowing where you punt is probably the most vital information readers are after when you do an AR. You cover services provided very well.

You no doubt have built up relationships with WL's in your illustrious punting career and i respect that, but by not sharing details on the forum is probably doing them a dis-service. They are working ladies afterall and you are not the only punter in Sydney. It is almost like you think anothet punter is going to 'steal' them from you.

Anyway, i hope you take my feedback the right way. I dont mean to offend or cause any issues on this forum, just saying it how i see it.

Oh and for the record, i am with Fisher - this should be in the AR section. Also, i hope you get to deliver the pork sword to Christmas. Paitence and perseverance you can piss a hole through a rock.

Pm'd you just now

[Punterman]

oh wow.. I take back what I said. you good! can use internet banking and even know how to screenshot!!!! i am impressed ^-^~~

I am a Director of a large retail business Christmas so yes I am internet savvy and intelligent. My business employs 11,000 people. I even have a business degree. Wow.

Now, you won't do a double with me so I have another suggestion. Pm me and tell me what days you are on reception over the next few days, I will come and do a double in your shop, the girls can tell you how I went out of 10 and you can publish the results, good or bad. How about that.

[scooper]

Last charge was for another double. Receptionist made a mistake as I only wanted Carole for the hour. Got cash refund.

You lot take a lot of fuckin convincing. I have Carole's phone number, do you want me to publish it so that you can text her and confirm or should I get videos of my next session and publish them on the site for fucks sake.

I think there is a forum rule about slagging off AR's so perhaps admin should start banning some of you lot.
You got caught lying before so it's not as if people here are being skeptical for no reason.

[Punterman]

You got caught lying before so it's not as if people here are being skeptical for no reason.

About what ? The joke about the Ginza double. You have no sense of humour and from the looks of your posting history you are a keyboard warrior like magicman with nothing interesting to add to the forum. You could never properly service two experienced girls for three hours, you would probably go running and crying home to your mum scared shitless.

I thought the forum was supposed to be about rooting and fucking girls so why the grief boys, just lighten up and enjoy. I have said it plenty of times, I don't make shit up, just tell it as it happens. Warts n all.

[shootermcgavin]

Now, you won't do a double with me so I have another suggestion. Pm me and tell me what days you are on reception over the next few days, I will come and do a double in your shop, the girls can tell you how I went out of 10 and you can publish the results, good or bad. How about that.

All's I can say is, old mate Punterman has given me a bunch of tips for good girls to see in the Western Sydney area, and so far they've all been all killer no filler i.e Abby at 12 Euston. Sounds like he's putting his money where his mouth is in the comment above too. I wouldn't have the balls to punt and let the shop receptionist post the girls feedback that's for sure. Reckon my feedback would be something along the lines of "...he came in the first five minutes then fell asleep on top of me, he looks like Gary Busey during a coke binge".

[Christmas]

Yeah for me, 2girls 1man mehh.. though,
My dream spit roast : Jason momoa(back) + Chun Jung myung (front)

Good call.. by the way! Tomorrow night I'd be @ no.5 Marrickville for a while, from 9ish.. I suppose..
I've got tones of ladies tomorrow but I don't think anyone likes to do double.. I'll ask to Diana and Kate though, they are both Koreanㅋㅋㅋ

[down2fish]

Hey Christmas. Any recommendations for no5 marrickville? Are the girls Diana and Kate that you are talking about young? I ask because I'm only 24 and I don't really enjoy the ones that are obviously 35+ pretending like they're 21

[Christmas]

Hey Christmas. Any recommendations for no5 marrickville? Are the girls Diana and Kate that you are talking about young? I ask because I'm only 24 and I don't really enjoy the ones that are obviously 35+ pretending like they're 21

Hey fish :) yes Diana Kate both not 35++ DW, Diana younger than Kate and they are both in their 20's.
If you come tomorrow, Romi definitely will be the youngest one, starts from 4ish..
The prettiest one would be Chloe, also got another Korean Yuna. Chloe only see Asian customer and Korean customers are unacceptable. LOL sorry she's bit fussy because she's pretty ㅠㅠ... oh yes forgot to mention there'd be Abby, She's young too and D+... natural *whispering*

[Punterman]

Yeah for me, 2girls 1man mehh.. though,
My dream spit roast : Jason momoa(back) + Chun Jung myung (front)

Good call.. by the way! Tomorrow night I'd be @ no.5 Marrickville for a while, from 9ish.. I suppose..
I've got tones of ladies tomorrow but I don't think anyone likes to do double.. I'll ask to Diana and Kate though, they are both Koreanㅋㅋㅋ

Sounds like we are unfortunately never going to meet Christmas. Your shop does not do doubles and it looks like you only work at night, whereas I only punt in the daytime. Oh well, such is life.

[Midnight_Prowl]

Where can we find jasmine or carol? Is it really taylor at lidcome?

[AHLUNGOR]

Sounds like we are unfortunately never going to meet Christmas. Your shop does not do doubles and it looks like you only work at night, whereas I only punt in the daytime. Oh well, such is life.

When there's a will, there's a way ?

But I totally understand Mr Punterman's situation , while he can play all he wants, a man got to go home , same here, no night time and weekend freedoms!!

[Speechwriter]

You gotta spare a thought for Punterman.

He's clearly one of those people in life who puts it out there. When you're one of these people, doubters gunna doubt and haters gunna hate.

I believe what he writes, and here's why.

I write for a living. And I can tell you from long experience that it's far easier to report actual events than it is to create a story. Seriously, it would be just too difficult to make up half of his stuff.

I hold no brief for Punterman.

Yes, I enjoy his ARs and, yes, he's taken time to offer me some great advice via PM. For those punters throwing rocks at him, take a breath and reconsider your position.

Some of you won't forgive him for the "Ginza double affair" but it was clearly a joke, and he's explained it away as a joke. Get a sense of humour. And get a clue FFS.

This forum already has too much advertiser-sponsored drivel. Don't shit on what little real USER-GENERATED content we've got to enjoy.

My only point of contention with P is that he likes 'em a bit older than me. Early 30s has always been my upper limit. And really, I'm yet to recover from the word picture he painted of the Chinese housewife in Woolies.

However, I do think I might like to meet Carole.

[Raybo]

You gotta spare a thought for Punterman.

He's clearly one of those people in life who puts it out there. When you're one of these people, doubters gunna doubt and haters gunna hate.

I believe what he writes, and here's why.

I write for a living. And I can tell you from long experience that it's far easier to report actual events than it is to create a story. Seriously, it would be just too difficult to make up half of his stuff.

I hold no brief for Punterman.

Yes, I enjoy his ARs and, yes, he's taken time to offer me some great advice via PM. For those punters throwing rocks at him, take a breath and reconsider your position.

Some of you won't forgive him for the "Ginza double affair" but it was clearly a joke, and he's explained it away as a joke. Get a sense of humour. And get a clue FFS.

This forum already has too much advertiser-sponsored drivel. Don't shit on what little real USER-GENERATED content we've got to enjoy.

My only point of contention with P is that he likes 'em a bit older than me. Early 30s has always been my upper limit. And really, I'm yet to recover from the word picture he painted of the Chinese housewife in Woolies.

However, I do think I might like to meet Carole.

For the most part i enjoy P-Mans contributions....only bone of contention is not revealing shops and girl info. He can get a little carried away with himself in his AR's but i can deal with that. To me, writing an AR is difficult capturing the moments in a way the reader can fully appreciate the experience. I have pm'd P-Man and we are all good...i think?

Oh btw, you sir, are the Ernest Hemingway of AR writing! If only we all could punch them out like you do!

[Punterman]

Thanks Speechwriter and Raybo.

Another one for you to enjoy and no doubt for the haters to start hating on.

Hopefully everyone can just enjoy the read. All the defending myself is taking up too much energy which I need for my punting escapades. No credit card statements to show today doubters as I paid cold hard cash.

http://forum.aus99.com/showthread.php?65760-Breaking-in-a-newbie-Linda-From-massage-to-FS

[targajajouka]

This forum already has too much advertiser-sposored drivel.

Really? I haven't seen any. I must be blind.

[negi]

Hey fish :) yes Diana Kate both not 35++ DW, Diana younger than Kate and they are both in their 20's.
If you come tomorrow, Romi definitely will be the youngest one, starts from 4ish..
The prettiest one would be Chloe, also got another Korean Yuna. Chloe only see Asian customer and Korean customers are unacceptable. LOL sorry she's bit fussy because she's pretty ㅠㅠ... oh yes forgot to mention there'd be Abby, She's young too and D+... natural *whispering*

ABBY and MENA that would be the best double :), i like these 2 girls best in term of look and my sexperience with them. One sexy short, tanned with big natural boobs and one tall sexy elegant and very fair skin ....best combo!!

[scooper]

I hold no brief for Punterman.

Yes, I enjoy his ARs and, yes, he's taken time to offer me some great advice via PM. For those punters throwing rocks at him, take a breath and reconsider your position.

Some of you won't forgive him for the "Ginza double affair" but it was clearly a joke, and he's explained it away as a joke. Get a sense of humour. And get a clue FFS.

This forum already has too much advertiser-sponsored drivel. Don't shit on what little real USER-GENERATED content we've got to enjoy.

How was that clearly a joke, though? He didn't explain it, he had to admit that after Wilson called him out.

Sorry, I love having genuine reports as much as the next guy, and I certainly am not saying that all Pman reports are fantasy but he did lie that one time, plain and simple.

Let's call a spade a spade.

[Punterman]

How was that clearly a joke, though? He didn't explain it, he had to admit that after Wilson called him out.

Sorry, I love having genuine reports as much as the next guy, and I certainly am not saying that all Pman reports are fantasy but he did lie that one time, plain and simple.

Let's call a spade a spade.

When you start posting something interesting you can criticise others otherwise STFU.

[scooper]

When you start posting something interesting you can criticise others otherwise STFU.
Something interesting, huh ?

Well, there's this time when I had a double at Ginza...

[Punterman]

Something interesting, huh ?

Well, there's this time when I had a double at Ginza...

My point exactly... You have nothing interesting to add to the forum. Post a review and you might make yourself more interesting instead of being a keyboard warrior.

This was my weekend. Why don't you post yours and we can compare whose was the more interesting. You probably spent the weekend wanking yourself off wishing you had the guts to actually see some real action, scared that you would never have the ability to keep two WL's satisfied for two hours.

http://forum.aus99.com/showthread.php?65760-Breaking-in-a-newbie-Linda-From-massage-to-FS

http://forum.aus99.com/showthread.php?65738-Double-cumming-extravaganza

[cleetusvandamme]

When you start posting something interesting you can criticise others otherwise STFU.

Is that how free speech works?

[Speechwriter]

How was that clearly a joke, though? He didn't explain it, he had to admit that after Wilson called him out on it.

Let's call a spade a spade.

My apologies scooper. I didn't make this clear.

I believed it was "clearly a joke" because anyone who knows the first thing about Ginza knows that it just doesn't offer doubles. I thought this was common knowledge. I assumed too much. My mistake.

And who knows? Maybe Wilson would accept a double if you threw enough $$$ at him and 2 girls of your choice.

For the record, I love calling a spade ♠️ a spade ♠️. Especially when I'm holding 5 of them that go 10, J, Q, K and A.

PS: If anyone wants to expose Punter as a hoax, call his bluff, and take up his offer of a double at one of his gin joints. I'm dying to read an AR of P's exploits written by someone in the room other than him. Am I going to have to do it myself?

[shootermcgavin]

Is that how free speech works?

Lol not for nothing, but this is an advertiser paid and sponsored forum with fairly strict guidelines and posting rules. I don't think free speech applies here.

Also, Hard Target is the best Van Damme movie of all time. Srs.

[Punterman]

Is that how free speech works?

Not you again Clitoris.

[Punterman]

My apologies scooper. I didn't make this clear.

I believed it was "clearly a joke" because anyone who knows the first thing about Ginza knows that it just doesn't offer doubles. I thought this was common knowledge. I assumed too much. My mistake.

And who knows? Maybe Wilson would accept a double if you threw enough $$$ at him and 2 girls of your choice.

For the record, I love calling a spade ♠️ a spade ♠️. Especially when I'm holding 5 of them that go 10, J, Q, K and A.

PS: If anyone wants to expose Punter as a hoax, call his bluff, and take up his offer of a double at one of his gin joints. I'm dying to read an AR of P's exploits written by someone in the room other than him. Am I going to have to do it myself?


Ok challenge open to everyone on this thread who has dissed me. Fisher, magicman, scooper, cleetus. I have a fairly free week. Pm me, we can meet at one of my shops on a day and time that suits you and have two girls together for 90 mins and you can post that review on the forum. Clean slate and no hard feelings. I will await your messages.

[Christmas]

http://i.imgur.com/UOXNIZy.jpg

Im a big fan of you btw

[Punterman]

http://i.imgur.com/UOXNIZy.jpg

Im a big fan of you btw

Thanks Christmas. I like my trophy. I will put it next to my Punterman cape.

The forum has certainly been lively recently. I punted recently with another forum member so perhaps if he is reading this he will pipe up and shut up all the doubters out there.

http://forum.aus99.com/showthread.php?64896-Punting-together-with-another-forum-member-that-I-have-never-met

Speechwriter also promises to punt with me one day so he can write one of his eloquent AR's about our escapades together.

[Christmas]

Thanks Christmas. I like my trophy. I will put it next to my Punterman cape.

The forum has certainly been lively recently. I punted recently with another forum member so perhaps if he is reading this he will pipe up and shut up all the doubters out there.

http://forum.aus99.com/showthread.php?64896-Punting-together-with-another-forum-member-that-I-have-never-met

Speechwriter also promises to punt with me one day so he can write one of his eloquent AR's about our escapades together.

Yoohoo! How exciting >_<
Please bring @Wetwipes1 too. Make such an unforgetable memory because it's his last punt...!

[cleetusvandamme]

Not you again Clitoris.

Great comeback Cuntyman. I'm still trying to work out what's supposed to be offensive about the word clitoris. I love them myself. In fact if there's any mods who can change my name to clitorisvandamme I'd be highly appreciative. Best user name ever.

[Punterman]

Yoohoo! How exciting >_<
Please bring @Wetwipes1 too. Make such an unforgetable memory because it's his last punt...!

You can watch if you are a good girl. No playing with yourself though unless you are prepared to join in.

You are hereby awarded the honorary title of "No1 member of the Punterman fan club" for your unwavering support of me in the the face of so much adversity.

[cleetusvandamme]

Ok challenge open to everyone on this thread who has dissed me. Fisher, magicman, scooper, cleetus. I have a fairly free week. Pm me, we can meet at one of my shops on a day and time that suits you and have two girls together for 90 mins and you can post that review on the forum. Clean slate and no hard feelings. I will await your messages.

This sounds like the worst punt ever.

[Punterman]

Great comeback Cuntyman. I'm still trying to work out what's supposed to be offensive about the word clitoris. I love them myself. In fact if there's any mods who can change my name to clitorisvandamme I'd be highly appreciative. Best user name ever.

When I eventually get banned from the forum, I will come back as Cuntyman so look out for me. Glad to see you now have a sense of humour so let's bury the hatchet and move on. You could be No2 in my fan club after Christmas if you like....

[targajajouka]

http://i.imgur.com/VolssUL.jpg

Kinda would prefer this shitshow of gratuitous self-congratulating and the resulting defensive reactions and manifestation of insecurities to end.

It's screwing with my Chakra.

[cleetusvandamme]

Lol not for nothing, but this is an advertiser paid and sponsored forum with fairly strict guidelines and posting rules. I don't think free speech applies here.

Also, Hard Target is the best Van Damme movie of all time. Srs.

Is punterman an advertiser? Just telling ppl to stfu because you don't like what they say is bullshit.

Not a fan of dad's movies tbh, they kept him away from home too much.

[targajajouka]

Not a fan of dad's movies tbh, they kept him away from home too much.

He's doing those awful Ultra Tune ads now:-


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDSWSEjD3Mw

[Punterman]

http://i.imgur.com/VolssUL.jpg

Kinda would prefer this shitshow of gratuitous self-congratulating and the resulting defensive reactions and manifestation of insecurities to end.

It's screwing with my Chakra.

As Wilisno says when I complain about things I don't like on the forum "don't read them then, nobody is making you".

As Eminem says in his song " they tried to shut me down on MTV but it feels so empty without me "

[cleetusvandamme]

When I eventually get banned from the forum, I will come back as Cuntyman so look out for me. Glad to see you now have a sense of humour so let's bury the hatchet and move on. You could be No2 in my fan club after Christmas if you like....

Pretty sure you're the No1 member of your own fanclub, I couldn't possibly keep up with your own admiration.

Anyway, I don't think you're totally full of shit but probably prone to exaggeration and self-aggrandisement so look forward to a review of you by either a wl or fellow punter.

[Punterman]

I got a trophy from Christmas so I am happy.

[Peter69]

Mate I'd be there in a heartbeat!! A huge round with 2 would be the ultimate 👍🏼

[scooper]

My apologies scooper. I didn't make this clear.

I believed it was "clearly a joke" because anyone who knows the first thing about Ginza knows that it just doesn't offer doubles. I thought this was common knowledge. I assumed too much. My mistake.

And who knows? Maybe Wilson would accept a double if you threw enough $$$ at him and 2 girls of your choice.

For the record, I love calling a spade ♠️ a spade ♠️. Especially when I'm holding 5 of them that go 10, J, Q, K and A.

PS: If anyone wants to expose Punter as a hoax, call his bluff, and take up his offer of a double at one of his gin joints. I'm dying to read an AR of P's exploits written by someone in the room other than him. Am I going to have to do it myself?
I go to Ginza all these years and up until you posted this I was not aware of their no-double policy so that's interesting.

The point remains that Pman got called out for it.

Calling others names or putting up challenges is just unnecessary and ridiculous.He should just own the lie and move on, especially since few already mentioned that they didn't think he BS all his reports anyway.

[Bigtitlover]

Let me get some popcorn first!!

[Punterman]

I have had a couple of pm's today from punters keen to join me on my next double. If we go ahead, they can write the AR's.

[Punterman]

http://i.imgur.com/UOXNIZy.jpg

Im a big fan of you btw

Do you like my new picture Christmas ?

My Punterman Cape.

[Lenka_X5]

ABBY and MENA that would be the best double :), i like these 2 girls best in term of look and my sexperience with them. One sexy short, tanned with big natural boobs and one tall sexy elegant and very fair skin ....best combo!!

I agree with Negi. Negi is one of the heaviest punters in this forum. He would know. Would make a great combo @ Marrickville for any bros interested.

[boater]

This does make me chuckle - given that I seem to recall that Wilson's shop - in a previous incarnation - was called "CDB Doubles"