Fuck buddies

[corvus]

Any Bros here ever had a fuck buddy?

If so, where did you meet them, how long before you asked and how did you proposition them to be a fuck buddy?

Cheers

[Catiness]

I typically meet them at Cleveland St. Just that very hard to get hold of them.

[handcockJ]

Had a few at Uni and mid 20s. Had 4 on the go at one stage. Met them online ICQ ..... I'm oooooold!

[Sam88]

oh man ICQ!!! those were the days~!:shout:

[paulgallen]

Fuck buddies are good as long as they are not too draining financially on you and not too fussy about fuckin in a car or disabled toilet or empty buildings/uni/industrial areas/parks etc !
Lots of hook up sites to find them. Just make it clear upfront with them if you want them to be fuck buddy

[DrFeelGood]

I still remember my icq number lol

Fuck buddies just happens when you both enjoy the sex and no strings attached

[oto69]

Bro, there is no proper answers to those questions as everyone situation is different.
Are you in a relationship ? Living alone ? What about her ? DO you really want to keep her as a fucking buddy ?

You just can meet them everywhere but personally internet has been a gold mine for me

[TSQ2580]

Any Bros here ever had a fuck buddy?

If so, where did you meet them, how long before you asked and how did you proposition them to be a fuck buddy


Cheers

Me and ex are just fucking. She's not in the same city so I when I go there. We know it's just fucks. Well at least for me. We know each other for maybe 4 years now

[handcockJ]

MIRC and ICQ was my battleground back then, I would hook up with a new chick every week. Typical profile would be ABC or Viet 19-20 - first year Uni and from the West. Take them to a mid tier restaurant and would bang them on and off for months, was like shooting fish in a barrel.
My most memoerable expiernce was meeting a first year law student with long hair, glasses and a virgin. Over coffee at a cafe in the QVB she blurted out right from nowhere.. "I won't let you eat me out, but I'll blow you.." I almost creamed my pants (literally).

Jesus, we went around to every public toilet looking for a place to do it (too poor and cheap to rent a hotel) and ended up getting a blowjob at the KFC toilets on George St (pretty average technique thinking back lol) and fingering her with a bunch of kids running in and out (they knew what we were up to lol)

I'm smiling as I type this as I panicked when the kids came in and I jumped on the toilet and left her kneeling on the floor lol I blew a load at the same time so hard that nearly hit my face (ruined her cardigan though).

We never met again but that memory was enough.. ahhh those were the days

[the_boss_king]

honestly tinder LOL

[Longan]

My most memoerable expiernce was meeting a first year law student with long hair, glasses and a virgin. Over coffee at a cafe in the QVB she blurted out right from nowhere.. "I won't let you eat me out, but I'll blow you.." I almost creamed my pants (literally).

Haha what was her UAI? During first year uni, my ambition was to fuck a 100 UAI virgin. I was gunning for this stunner who did medicine. Perfect female specimen. But in the end, no luck. Not even close :(

[rooter]

Lot's of fuck buddies over the years.
Mostly married women.
And most times the husbands knew and approved.
They were happy I took the nympho off their hands for a while.
In fact some times they watched or took pics.

[Travelmate]

Haha what was her UAI? During first year uni, my ambition was to fuck a 100 UAI virgin. I was gunning for this stunner who did medicine. Perfect female specimen. But in the end, no luck. Not even close :(

Mine is always uni student as a beginner.
Then moving towards women working in executive level.
The fun having executive level is ultimate because they know how to enjoy life and definitely no string attached.
Others experience is go overseas with your buddy for short holiday, then you will not bump into their boyfriends, relatives, husband, etc.

[TSQ2580]

Lot's of fuck buddies over the years.
Mostly married women.
And most times the husbands knew and approved.
They were happy I took the nympho off their hands for a while.
In fact some times they watched or took pics.

You are a legend man. I admire your life.

[handcockJ]

Haha what was her UAI? During first year uni, my ambition was to fuck a 100 UAI virgin. I was gunning for this stunner who did medicine. Perfect female specimen. But in the end, no luck. Not even close :(

I found a lot of law students, accounting, nursing. High or low UAI (TER for us back then) didnt matter, they were all horny and repressed chicks who just found freedom from tiger parents. It was always BBFS and BBBJ with occasional Anal awakening. I didn't realise how stupid it was back then but I wished I had an iphone back then..

[AHLUNGOR]

Mine is always uni student as a beginner.
Then moving towards women working in executive level.
The fun having executive level is ultimate because they know how to enjoy life and definitely no string attached.
Others experience is go overseas with your buddy for short holiday, then you will not bump into their boyfriends, relatives, husband, etc.

In a different life, I can just see brother Mate taking me for a holiday in Taiwan and guiding me through all the good fun parks......... haha


帶我去玩晒啲巨乳瑤瑤同G奶志玲 ！

[Longan]

I found a lot of law students, accounting, nursing. High or low UAI (TER for us back then) didnt matter, they were all horny and repressed chicks who just found freedom from tiger parents. It was always BBFS and BBBJ with occasional Anal awakening. I didn't realise how stupid it was back then but I wished I had an iphone back then..
I've always had trouble getting the repressed ones out of their shell. Practice didn't make perfect - never had luck converting them even though it was one of those things I've always wanted to do. Ended up just going for the more open-minded ones in the end.

[corvus]

How did all the Bros ask them to be uck buddies ?

[AHLUNGOR]

I was a 6ft1 decently handsome blonde guy who was into amateur bodybuilding in my 20s. So yeah I had many girlfriends, including a couple of models and a people magazine centrefold (think playboy, but less classy), and many fuck buddies and casuals, not that I was even trying. I admit I've been very lucky. Karma's a bitch though, the universe is getting me back after showering me with pretty, big-breasted nymphos all through teens to 30s by cursing me with a depressing & painful failing marriage.

If you have no children, not too hard to get a divorce?

[Kiryu0]

Reading these stories makes me think of how a part of me wanted to live such a life, having sex with young sexy Asian chicks especially in uni.

Instead I indulged in my anime and card games hobbies... which is probably more expensive than high class punting.

Anyways now hobbies + occasional punts really hurt my wallet =P

[paulgallen]

How did all the Bros ask them to be uck buddies ?

You just replace the word with fuck buddy when you ask someone to be your girlfriend. So it would cost u an expensive dinner and substantial gift. No free lunches here

[handcockJ]

I've always had trouble getting the repressed ones out of their shell. Practice didn't make perfect - never had luck converting them even though it was one of those things I've always wanted to do. Ended up just going for the more open-minded ones in the end.
I had a different experience, I loved turning them into wildcats. They never ends up being my gf as they knew I was out to play. They just used me for experience lol

[corvus]

You just replace the word with fuck buddy when you ask someone to be your girlfriend. So it would cost u an expensive dinner and substantial gift. No free lunches here

I have been on so many dates but I can't seem to convert ... maybe I'm too fat and need to work out!

[paulgallen]

I have been on so many dates but I can't seem to convert ... maybe I'm too fat and need to work out!

You can go for broke and straight up send her a message of she is keen for a fuck. If she say no then move on. You are only looking for a fuck buddy right ? Whats there to lose ?

[Nejums]

Go to uni and find the ones who went to all girl schools. They're dick hungry.

[corvus]

Sadly I'm too old for uni... :(

[puntercouple]

I think as long as you look friendly and approachable (and handsome/cute/hot), you won't even have to try. Girls will approach you. Getting a free hash brown at McDonalds or the staff discount at JB Hifi is a regular thing for me.

You won't believe how many Asian aunties throw their daughters at me, hoping for marriage.

[corvus]

I think it's because you're white ? There is a school of though among older Gen Asian women , that white Men are more desirable than Asians.

No offence.

[Nejums]

I think it's because your white ? Doesn't work with Asians :(

Nope, happens to me too...

[puntercouple]

I'm Asian lol. I just have this look that makes Asian aunties instantly trust me. I don't know any Asian parents that want their daughter to marry a white dude though. I think that's an outdated mentality.

[corvus]

I'm Asian lol. I just have this look that makes Asian aunties instantly trust me. I don't know any Asian parents that want their daughter to marry a white dude though. I think that's an outdated mentality.

Oh cool! I don't know why I though you weren't Asian. Cheers

[corvus]

In any event getting propositioned by old aunties and getting Fck buddies are different

[puntercouple]

I dated the daughters. It's a bit different than fuck buddies, but after a while, i just grow tired of the dating game, stuck to the best daughter and punt with her.

[handcockJ]

Lol I used to get random Aunties introducing their daughters to me as well.

Agree, all girls school and first year uni- shooting fish in a barrel. Melbourne chicks extra friendly. In fact they still are compared to Sydney chicks.

[Maxybro]

Judging by some of the comments here I'm dumbfounded as to why you guys waste your time and money on punting. I means if women are throwing themselves at you why are you paying ML/WL? Doesn't make sense.

[corvus]

I also wonder about this.

But age is probably a good explanation

[Nejums]

Well I don't have time to go to uni to pick up young girls. I mean, sure if I didn't have to work, I could just creep around campuses, but alas I gotta make money for the MLs/WLs out there. I'm a god damn sponsor.

[handcockJ]

Judging by some of the comments here I'm dumbfounded as to why you guys waste your time and money on punting. I means if women are throwing themselves at you why are you paying ML/WL? Doesn't make sense.

LOL
1). I don't have the time to spend hours online chatting up chicks like I used to
2). No time wasting taking a girl out and spending time chasing when you end up with blue balls. Girs are smart and know how to milk you for meals and gifts. Fuck that shit.
3). Punting is all about you, you pay to play, shower and leave. No emotional baggage.
4). You can do things or let WL do things that you may not let your wife/gf do. It face fucking, DD, anal... ok maybe not DD cos she has to kiss your kids afterwards..
5). Like deciding what you want for dinner that night, you choose the type of chick, whether it be race, features, services.

[Sawamura]

Virgin, in my last year of uni. How do I approach girls and ask to be fuck buddies?

Note I am not obese or overweight

[Sawamura]

How do I approach girls and ask to be fuck buddies? Currently in my last year of university.

[Maxybro]

Well I don't have time to go to uni to pick up young girls. I mean, sure if I didn't have to work, I could just creep around campuses, but alas I gotta make money for the MLs/WLs out there. I'm a god damn sponsor.

I could be wrong here but older guys creeping around uni campus have next to no chance and could possibly get arrested lol

[doctorspock]

Do you have a nice car like a Lamborghini? If not go and rent one. Then go on your expedition.

[puntercouple]

Makes perfect sense, maxybro. Punting is black and white. No emotional attachments, no weird relationships with family friends, anonymity, more time-efficient, cheaper, and you get to choose the flavour of the day. You want a blonde bombshell today but want a little Asian chick the next? You can! Wanna double? You can!

Going the pickup route, you could be spending a whole night for a one-night-stand, or up to several weeks for a soon-to-be ex-girlfriend. It's just not worth the time, in my opinion.

[eyo1032]

Do you have a nice car like a Lamborghini? If not go and rent one. Then go on your expedition.

haha. I mean punting and fuckbuddies although similar have completely different endpoints and objectives.

Punting is more no-strings attached. Purely for enjoyment of mind and body - but that's about it

[Sawamura]

Do you have a nice car like a Lamborghini? If not go and rent one. Then go on your expedition.

I got a race car honda integra type R. So how do I go on this expedition

[eyo1032]

I got a race car honda integra type R. So how do I go on this expedition


Call, Pay, Enjoy, and then recall fondly back to the experience?

[Palooka]

No fuck buddy for me . Sadly at the moment my right hand is my
fuck buddy.

[corvus]

No fuck buddy for me . Sadly at the moment my right hand is my
fuck buddy.

Welcome to the club :)

[DeepImpact]

I got a race car honda integra type R. So how do I go on this expedition

Might be best to sell it and use the money to hire a real sports car when needed. No offence but I don't think many girls are going to go crazy for a Honda Integra.

[Nejums]

I got a race car honda integra type R. So how do I go on this expedition

Hahahahahahahahahah oh that is so cute. Rice car. What you've got is a rice car. Not a race car.

[CunningLinguist]

A fancy car is not gonna get you a FB, it may attract a trophy girl that will suck your wallet dry though.

[Sawamura]

Hahahahahahahahahah oh that is so cute. Rice car. What you've got is a rice car. Not a race car.

Don't asian girls love rice?

[handcockJ]

Don't asian girls love rice?

Drop Porsche keys on the table, watch the panties drop.

[GoldfishMan]

Don't asian girls love rice?
The irony about getting laid is the more you "need" it, the less likely you'll get it. No girl will go for a guy who looks like his sole purpose in life is to get laid.
Forget about all the hero stories you read here. Some of them I don't even call a real FB experience. What needs to happen is:
- get inside your head and stop yourself from appearing too horny. Wank regularly, etc.
- make yourself presentable. Trendy fashion, perfume, etc. Doesn't have to break the bank account though.
- do stuff that put you in direct contact with hot girls. Drop the nerdy engineering subjects, enrol in psychology or business subjects.
- start talking to the girls but NOT about sex. Worthwhile making friends with dudes too
- start doing things with the girls... Coffee, assignments, group study, clubbing, shopping, etc
- now you can start adding some sexual edge to the conversations and activities. See how far you can go.

[Longan]

The irony about getting laid is the more you "need" it, the less likely you'll get it. No girl will go for a guy who looks like his sole purpose in life is to get laid.
Forget about all the hero stories you read here. Some of them I don't even call a real FB experience. What needs to happen is:
- get inside your head and stop yourself from appearing too horny. Wank regularly, etc.
- make yourself presentable. Trendy fashion, perfume, etc. Doesn't have to break the bank account though.
- do stuff that put you in direct contact with hot girls. Drop the nerdy engineering subjects, enrol in psychology or business subjects.
- start talking to the girls but NOT about sex. Worthwhile making friends with dudes too
- start doing things with the girls... Coffee, assignments, group study, clubbing, shopping, etc
- now you can start adding some sexual edge to the conversations and activities. See how far you can go.
Well said GoldfishMan, you nailed it - short and concise.

Only thing I'd disagree with is your suggestion to "Drop the nerdy engineering subjects, enrol in psychology or business subjects". Enrolling in subjects during the last year of uni, just because there is a high pussy count isn't the right way to go, nor the right mindset to have. Chances are probably higher if you meet people doing things you genuinely enjoy.

[GoldfishMan]

Well said GoldfishMan, you nailed it - short and concise.

Only thing I'd disagree with is your suggestion to "Drop the nerdy engineering subjects, enrol in psychology or business subjects". Enrolling in subjects during the last year of uni, just because there is a high pussy count isn't the right way to go, nor the right mindset to have. Chances are probably higher if you meet people doing things you genuinely enjoy.
Right, I should have added "only if you can get credits for your course from the subject". Psychology happened to be an elective on the last year of my engineering course. Best decision I ever made!

[CunningLinguist]

The irony about getting laid is the more you "need" it, the less likely you'll get it. No girl will go for a guy who looks like his sole purpose in life is to get laid.
Forget about all the hero stories you read here. Some of them I don't even call a real FB experience. What needs to happen is:
- get inside your head and stop yourself from appearing too horny. Wank regularly, etc.
- make yourself presentable. Trendy fashion, perfume, etc. Doesn't have to break the bank account though.
- do stuff that put you in direct contact with hot girls. Drop the nerdy engineering subjects, enrol in psychology or business subjects.
- start talking to the girls but NOT about sex. Worthwhile making friends with dudes too
- start doing things with the girls... Coffee, assignments, group study, clubbing, shopping, etc
- now you can start adding some sexual edge to the conversations and activities. See how far you can go.

And if all that sounds like too much effort, then go for a punt instead :)

[Longan]

And if all that sounds like too much effort, then go for a punt instead :)
@Sawamura - I'd have to agree. If you're still a virgin by last year of uni and asking these kind of questions, a punt might be the way to go. Use that punt to boost your confidence and start improving on yourself afterwards.

Go to a quality shop and sort yourself out. Then work towards a gf/fb with renewed confidence. 5 Star or Dreamgirls would be my pick - they have all you will ever want in a fuck buddy.

Good luck and go get 'em!

[woods23]

I think best fb is your ex gf ;)

[puntercouple]

Being friendly and confident goes a long way. And never forget that girls are humans too, with interests and life goals and whatnot.

[Punterman2]

Never had a FB, always had to pay for it.........sad but true !!

[Raybo]

I think best fb is your ex gf ;)

Sex with the Ex, always better than the original!

[1igh7ning1]

Get an onacup or fleshlight

[Oppaiaddict]

Did you guys tell me where i can get fuck buddy in the city??Or which bar must i visit??
Im asian And my english is so suck...

[AHLUNGOR]

Did you guys tell me where i can get fuck buddy in the city??Or which bar must i visit??
Im asian And my english is so suck...

Just go to an Asian shop and pay for all you want to fuck man !!

[Donnowhoami]

Did you guys tell me where i can get fuck buddy in the city??Or which bar must i visit??
Im asian And my english is so suck...

do plastic surgery or buy a maserati

[des888]

Go to Mr B, C Bar, Cheers (downstairs), Sanctuary Hotel, Shark Hotel and let me know how you go

Agree with Maxybro I only punt because I have no FB left and definitely wouldn't be punting if I had one.

[wilisno]

do plastic surgery or buy a maserati

Hahaha ! Well said ! ;) ;) ;)

[New2Punting]

Go to Mr B, C Bar, Cheers (downstairs), Sanctuary Hotel, Shark Hotel and let me know how you go

Agree with Maxybro I only punt because I have no FB left and definitely wouldn't be punting if I had one.

Any specific day or time?

[MistyGuy]

best fuck buddies are the ML's that you've seen regularly and no longer want to see you at the shop and only want house visits..

[Palooka]

Be careful what you wish for. Today's friend could be tomorrow's enemy.

[CunningLinguist]

best fuck buddies are the ML's that you've seen regularly and no longer want to see you at the shop and only want house visits..

Err, fuck buddies are meant to be free dude!

[5 Star City]

Err, fuck buddies are meant to be free dude!

No free lunch bro

You pay one way or another:miao:

[Alex T Bear]

No free lunch bro

You pay one way or another:miao:


Too true....and usually it would have been cheaper to go to a shop

[Raybo]

Go to Mr B, C Bar, Cheers (downstairs), Sanctuary Hotel, Shark Hotel and let me know how you go

Agree with Maxybro I only punt because I have no FB left and definitely wouldn't be punting if I had one.

Is the C Bar the Chamberlain? Stopped there on the way home for a piss and a quick Schooey on a Sunday night a couple of weeks ago. Wasnt wall to wall with people bit not many seats available. I was the only cauc guy there and plenty of HAB's sitting round drinking and having fun! Probably why I ended up at Bathurst St for a 'massage'. 😆

[Midnight_Prowl]

Best fuck buddy is you find someone at work as a fuck buddy and she turned out to be ml..
And she use me to train her friends ....
Good times

[mrbluesky1]

No free lunch bro

You pay one way or another:miao:

+1000000 that's the truth

[CunningLinguist]

The definition of a fuck buddy is a buddy to fuck with no strings attached, so no you don't pay. They are rare though.

[mrbluesky1]

The definition of a fuck buddy is a buddy to fuck with no strings attached, so no you don't pay. They are rare though.

It's a unicorn mate. You almost always end up paying.

[CunningLinguist]

It's a unicorn mate. You almost always end up paying.

Dude I got one right now.

[Shoryureppa]

Talk to women, let them enjoy your company. It's only a matter of time.

Keep in mind, no man has a 100% success rate with women. Find one you click with & it will happen naturally. If you're good in bed she'll come back. That's my experience.