Legendary characters of Aus99

[Alan86]

Hey guys,

This is provoked by the banning (or leaving) of punterman, but I'd like to talk about some of the legendary characters who have come through the doors of Aus99.

I haven't been here for that long, so there must have been alot of characters I've missed over the years, that I'd love to hear about. I don't think I'm particularly interesting myself, but I love seeing those who are.

There's a lot of cool people on the site and who have been here, but I'm talking about those wild characters who have done things way out of the ordinary.

A few examples that spring to mind.
- Punterman (the guy who would religiously punt each and every day, even if it felt like a chore he had to do! I'll never forget the image of his cape and P sign!)
- CMK (the guy who went on a rampage through the city to do a massive 10 rnt in one day!)
- Max Fake ( the guy who took it upon himself to launch a crusade against all users he thought were fake, myself included, and became convinced that we were mostly incarnations of the same guy)
-sixtynine (he's new , but I love his yobboish ARs written in his slang style )

As I said, I've only been on the site for a while, so I'd love to hear of other characters who've been here over the years who stood out. Please do tell!

[Mitch2]

Steven Seagal.
This guy is a legend all over the punting world

[Alan86]

Steven Seagal.
This guy is a legend all over the punting world

I missed out on Steven Seagal.
What was so special about him?
Was he a fantastic reviewer or a funny character?
Love his movies tho lol

[Punterman2]

I liked Speechwriter, always enjoyed his eloquent reviews. Rooter, Cisco, handcockj and Wilisno my current favourites to read.

[shootermcgavin]

- Max Fake ( the guy who took it upon himself to launch a crusade against all users he thought were fake, myself included, and became convinced that we were mostly incarnations of the same guy)


Lol I remember this. It was actually Mr Bastard who accused you of being 3 other punters, and you ended up throwing your toys and leaving the site. Good times lol.

[Mitch2]

Seagal,, this guy never involved himself in the forum politics, he was all AR mostly and he was made it very interesting and humorous.

[Mitch2]

There was one guy with various names that used to cause many trouble. I wont go to calling him a legend, but some of these characters made it very interesting and entertaining.

A guy who had ID polonius, sextus, Richard Le Rod.

Fark he was funny, in a distorted way.

[Alan86]

Lol I remember this. It was actually Mr Bastard who accused you of being 3 other punters, and you ended up throwing your toys and leaving the site. Good times lol.

Was it Mr Bastard? I honestly can't remember!

Yes, there's a lot of wankers who come here from time to time. There's only so much of them you can take before you realise you actually have alot better things to do!

I'll try to ignore them as best as I can from now, otherwise I'll just leave again lol

[wilisno]

Seagal,, this guy never involved himself in the forum politics, he was all AR mostly and he was made it very interesting and humorous.

I like his first review of a girl called Tweecy when he was punting with his nephew something Farquhar...

[Mitch2]

That was a classic.. lol.
"Twee sea?"
"No Twee sea".
"Tracey?"
"Yea... Twee Sea"

[happyA]

Is banning forever?

[CunningLinguist]

Is banning forever?

Is life unfair ?

[wilisno]

Is banning forever?

Steven Segal has never been banned, search his reviews, they're still there.

[Christmas]

There was one guy with various names that used to cause many trouble. I wont go to calling him a legend, but some of these characters made it very interesting and entertaining.

A guy who had ID polonius, sextus, Richard Le Rod.

Fark he was funny, in a distorted way.

Yes.. i recall! When i just joined forum, i searched all his thread because i was curious! He was special... I miss sextus :(

[wilisno]

Yes.. i recall! When i just joined forum, i searched all his thread because i was curious! He was special... I miss sextus :(
Sextus is here on the forum, you don't need to miss him ! ;) ;) ;)

[CunningLinguist]

Yes.. i recall! When i just joined forum, i searched all his thread because i was curious! He was special... I miss sextus :(

He has come back in a more divine form, or so he thinks :)

[Punterman2]

The caped punting crusader returns. Version 2 with a new outfit. Out there crime fighting against poor quality punting. Always seeking out the next bit of new pussy.

[Mr Bastard]

Lol I remember this. It was actually Mr Bastard who accused you of being 3 other punters, and you ended up throwing your toys and leaving the site. Good times lol.

LOL, Your half right shooter, I didn't specifically accuse Alan86, concience maybe, but as you said he threw his toys and raced off to the watch the Olympics

Apologies Alan if I was the reason for you doing a Johnny Farnham.

Welcome Back

[towelsniffer]

Don't think this is considered way out of the ordinary, but I'm trying to establish myself as the guy who reviews towels as well as the service itself. Still a rookie and don't punt too much to get myself out there, but genuinely believe good laundry habits speaks mountains about a place.

[Punterman2]

Don't think this is considered way out of the ordinary, but I'm trying to establish myself as the guy who reviews towels as well as the service itself. Still a rookie and don't punt too much to get myself out there, but genuinely believe good laundry habits speaks mountains about a place.

Some of my 'value' shops leave a lot to be desired in the towel dept. One shop recently was like drying myself with an old rag and left red bits all over me. I did not notice and when I got home the wife asked me the next day what all the red stuff was on my clothes as she did the laundry.

[Alan86]

LOL, Your half right shooter, I didn't specifically accuse Alan86, concience maybe, but as you said he threw his toys and raced off to the watch the Olympics

Apologies Alan if I was the reason for you doing a Johnny Farnham.

Welcome Back

Yes, thanks Bastard!

I actually dont really mind you, because you're not on my ignore list.

I think I had problems with one guy who was banned for harassing MLs here, and another guy who was banned for posting about underage girls or something . Real class acts!

You still think I have many alter egos? I guess you can't change people's opinions here! I'm not going to bother trying to make you change your mind. I'm not going to waste my time fighting with people here.

Yes, that's right. Olympics was awesome !

[Mr Bastard]

Im a lover not a fighter, peace be with you Alan!

[Alan86]

Im a lover not a fighter, peace be with you Alan!

You too, Bastard! (God I love saying that name!)

[Mr Bastard]

You can use Mr as a pre-fix in future, or I may go rouge, and think you are disrespecting me, than you will see the ugly side Alan.......Lets not go down that path

:fire::shout::fire:

[Alan86]

You can use Mr as a pre-fix in future, or I may go rouge, and think you are disrespecting me, than you will see the ugly side Alan.......Lets not go down that path

:fire::shout::fire:

No! I love saying it! Please don't take it away from me!

Just think of it like a nickname. :D

[CunningLinguist]

Is it ok to say Mr is a real Bastard :)

[wilisno]

Esquire Bastard ! ;) ;) ;)

[Mr Bastard]

:shout::shout::shout: Keep em comming,

[Punterman2]

El Bastardo has a nice ring to it

[CunningLinguist]

When he is outta town he stays at the Hotel Bastardos!

[Punterman2]

Bastard by name .....but is he a bastard by nature ?

[rooter]

Arise Sir Bastard

[Mr Bastard]

Thanks lads, I feel loved, sort of

[dammiyt]

I think Ahlungor should be up there. to be honest i had my first RNT session with Nicole and Vicky cause of his reviews!

[harrycd]

I always looked forward to Speechwriter's, Rooter's and HandcockJ's ARs

But I think Chinaman is my favourite poster, there's a charming naivete to him :miao:

[Raybo]

I vote for Euraka. Taking the ex WL Sei for a date and her posting an AR of it is truly what legends are made of.

Sextus and crew deserve a mention for the gang-bangs organized on here and the subsequent AR's, with pictures! Truly legendary stuff.

[mrbluesky1]

I vote for Euraka. Taking the ex WL Sei for a date and her posting an AR of it is truly what legends are made of.

Any link to this? Sounds hilarious

[CunningLinguist]

Any link to this? Sounds hilarious

It starts here:
http://forum.aus99.com/showthread.php?16586-Caught-purving

[Punterman2]

I vote for Euraka. Taking the ex WL Sei for a date and her posting an AR of it is truly what legends are made of.

Sextus and crew deserve a mention for the gang-bangs organized on here and the subsequent AR's, with pictures! Truly legendary stuff.

And a link to this ?

[harrycd]

The thread is linked above but the first pages are pretty boring,

Heres a direct link to the start of it

http://forum.aus99.com/showthread.php?16586-Caught-purving&p=274867&viewfull=1#post274867


AR from date
http://forum.aus99.com/showthread.php?16586-Caught-purving&p=282430&viewfull=1#post282430

Rooter sums the thread up well

I am baffled and bewildered by the interest in this thread by forum members.
It's just a guy and a girl going on a date right? Happens every day. No bid deal.

Last post by Eureka
http://forum.aus99.com/showthread.php?16586-Caught-purving&p=293120&viewfull=1#post293120

Fuck me that wasn't worth the time :grimace:

[mrbluesky1]

Fuck me that wasn't worth the time :grimace:

Truer words never spoken

[Raybo]

The thread is linked above but the first pages are pretty boring,

Heres a direct link to the start of it

http://forum.aus99.com/showthread.php?16586-Caught-purving&p=274867&viewfull=1#post274867


AR from date
http://forum.aus99.com/showthread.php?16586-Caught-purving&p=282430&viewfull=1#post282430

Rooter sums the thread up well


Last post by Eureka
http://forum.aus99.com/showthread.php?16586-Caught-purving&p=293120&viewfull=1#post293120

Fuck me that wasn't worth the time :grimace:

Thats not the AR. I presume you mention sexual activity when you post an AR.

[harrycd]

Oh I see now

Here we go - AR from Sei
http://forum.aus99.com/showthread.php?22423-A-Eureka-Moment-(-well-lots-of-them)

You should of just linked to this instead lol

[Punterman2]

Oh I see now

Here we go - AR from Sei
http://forum.aus99.com/showthread.php?22423-A-Eureka-Moment-(-well-lots-of-them)

You should of just linked to this instead lol

That is sensational. The best thing I have ever read on the forum.

More girls should give us AR's !!

[lurkernomore]

I vote for Euraka. Taking the ex WL Sei for a date and her posting an AR of it is truly what legends are made of.

Sextus and crew deserve a mention for the gang-bangs organized on here and the subsequent AR's, with pictures! Truly legendary stuff.


Sextus i agree with.
Eureka old acid tongue himself.
Before sei there was leng after sei he moved onto isis then finished with sherina.
All ended in failures so must not be the nice guy he comes across as on the forum in real life.

[rooter]

My favourites on the forum are the quiet achievers; the guys whose Reports focus on the girl they saw, and who give concise, accurate honest, and heartfelt details about her.
Too many guys on this forum fall into the trap of making the AR more about themselves than the girl.
I have been guilty of this myself.

[AHLUNGOR]

My favourites on the forum are the quiet achievers; the guys whose Reports focus on the girl they saw, and who give concise, accurate honest, and heartfelt details about her.


.

And who write these reviews brother Rooter so that I can pay more attentions ??

[CunningLinguist]

And who write these reviews brother Rooter so that I can pay more attentions ??

It is safe to assume that you are not one of them ... :)

[Palooka]

Most people here are delusional simpletons who think girls like having
a dick stuck in them by some depraved creature.
Come on be serious . :miao:

[Mr Bastard]

Most people here are delusional simpletons who think girls like having
a dick stuck in them by some depraved creature.
Come on be serious . :miao:

Humans will do all manner of things for money and a sense of control in their lives, and they will do even more to feed themselves and provide for their families. I scrape dust into my eyes all day and inhale toxic vapours for the fun of it, just so some depraved cunt can enjoy the look of their house. What do you do to get your rocks of Joe?

[Palooka]

99 % of the girls just close their eyes and grimace inside. How
could you enjoy a stranger who you only know 5 mins having sex
with you ?

[Mr Bastard]

your seeing99% of the wrong girls 100% of the time, why are you even on this site if you don't like sex?

[Mr Bastard]

there is more to sex than penetration, there is more to a punt than sex, humans have all sorts of needs, and the industry caters to thiose needs, don't criticise what you don't understand……

[Palooka]

I do enjoy sex who doesn't ? Have you ever seen a horse at stud when they are
forced to mate ? Does the mare look comfortable ?
Humans can fake it horses can't.

[wilisno]

I do enjoy sex who doesn't ? Have you ever seen a horse at stud when they are
forced to mate ? Does the mare look comfortable ?
Humans can fake it horses can't.
You maybe right with the horses, but we're not horses, we're human ! The girls are not horses either, and they're not forced into having sex with men whom they know for only 5 minutes, they do it for a purpose, not forced !

If you think the girl you're with is forced into doing it with you, you shouldn't go ahead with it !

Bastard Esquire is right that you've been seeing the wrong girls all the time ! ;) ;) ;)

[wilisno]

there is more to sex than penetration, there is more to a punt than sex, humans have all sorts of needs, and the industry caters to thiose needs, don't criticise what you don't understand……
You make excellent comments when you're sober ! ;) ;) ;)

[Mr Bastard]

You make excellent comments when you're sober ! ;) ;) ;)

99% of the time…………Thanks Willisno……….:sweat:

[CunningLinguist]

Some girls just love sex, I had a Brazillian newbie ML who I propositioned during a session and she said she was dying to fuck me but wasn't sure if I wanted to, after that it was on, DFK. BBBJ, DATY, FS, and arse play. Later she told me she loves sex but only with people she finds attractive.

[Punterman2]

My longest regular, who I have seen for 9 years loves sex. She always tells me. She said that if she ever gets married she will walk around at home in the nude so that her husband services her several times a day. Lucky bastard.

[Alan86]

Sorry, I forgot to include Caff3ry!

One of my favourite members I might add!

As a newbie, he was so passionate about punting and this actual website! Almost idolising members like Ahlungor.

I remember him turning up to a punt in a 3 piece suit!

He's given us so many unforgettable and epic ARs!

A true Legend of this site!