Don't waste your time here. Yoranda - the dud punt

[kickass]

It’s been a couple of months since my last dud punt, but I’ve had another one. This time I went to Sakura at 57 Reservoir Street, Sorry Hills. Yes, today it’s “Sorry” Hills because you’ll be sorry if you go there. Anyway, I was meeting a client at a café nearby for lunch and thought I’d drop in for a punt first. There were two girls on, one was a super-hottie from Taiwan, Yoranda. Pity, she has no idea what she’s doing but here’s my dud report.

Information:
Name: Yoranda
Age: 21-24
Nationality: Taiwan
Stats: 34C/24/34
Face: Very pretty face with the right amount of makeup
Body: Beautiful, slim, fit, with great abs. However her legs are a fraction short for her body. Fuckin’ hot for me.
Height: 165cm
Weight: 45-48kg
Breasts: Natural C-cup. Soft and tear-shaped. Not perky. Large, soft, pink nipples.
Looks like: Body like Yo Sung Hi from Asian4You, with larger nipples and breasts.
Skin: Smooth, soft, white.
Hair: Long, dark brown hair below the shoulder
Down Below: trimmed short, but not shaven
Tattoos: No
DFK: No. Disappointing. Pecks like a chicken
GFE: No. Complains about touching her hair, face, or anything other than light stroking of her skin
BBBJ: No. CBJ very ordinary and mechanical
Anal: No
69: No
COB: No
COF: No
CIM: No
Foreplay: 1/10 – Yoranda doesn’t enjoy her job. She has not been trained.
Sex: 3/10 – Ordinary and mechanical. See details below.
Massage: 1/10 – Hopeless. Has no idea.
Room: 3/10 – Ordinary. Bed is like a sponge and doesn’t help with having sex.
Damage: $190 for the hour. Value = zero. I skipped the second round and was back on the street in under 30 minutes.

Notes:

It’s these kind of punts that make you wish you never parted with your money. The experience was crap. Yoranda has a great body, nearly perfect, except she isn’t long-legged. But Yoranda has never been trained. She doesn’t know what to do and is very mechanical. Of course, she can CBJ and have sex in missionary, doggie, or cowgirl, but the sex is hopeless. She doesn’t play. Cowgirl was hopeless. She wouldn’t even ride the length of my cock. All I got was short strokes.
When I tried to ram her missionary the bed was all spongy and soft. I couldn’t keep my rhythm.

Massage was next to nothing. She has no idea again. No training no nothing.

I was glad to leave early. I just wanted to be out of there. I won’t be back there for a very long time. There are too many great shops in Sydney where the girls want to work and are good at their work.

Sakura is a dive. Yoranda is a starfish. Don’t waste your time. Don’t go here.

[Razer23]

Sorry to hear that bro.. And thanks for the info, we should avoid these kind of girls, we pay to enjoy, if they are not interested then they should not be working in this industry!

[Sextus]

Well here is Yo Sung Hi anyway.


http://g.e-hentai.org/s/95b15d7a63/432785-33


Spongy bed? That is no good no matter how good the girls is.

I heard that you can post a photo directly onto this page by right clicking on it and dragging the url over, but fucked if I see any option for that anywhere, ever. Yet I see others doing it??? Any help fellas?

[Chopper8]

I've been to Sakura before but wasn't really a fan of the place. Good report, will give her a miss.

[igloo]

Thanks Kick Arse, good head up, there should be a relief fund for punters duded out of their cash... We know the PM's partner loves this forum so go on Tim, tell the firebox PM you have a great new strategy for her campaign.

[kickass]

Fuck yeah igloo ... with all the money the government sends overseas, they could give us a couple of free punts each year !!!

[CunningLinguist]

Sakura can be hit and miss, in times gone past:
- Saw a K girl who wouldn't do anything except FS and CBJ, no DATY, DFK, fingering ..., but GFE was good.
- Saw a J girl with a foul smelling pussy.
- Saw a Singaporean girl tht hates Aussies, and it was obvious.
- However you can be lucky and some are really good.
It is always a risk though, seeing someone new here.

[Retribution]

Hey guys,


Alot of things have changed in the past two days NEW LADIES, NEW LOWER PRICES, NEW MANAGEMENT!!! Sakura Palace has alot of changes coming earlier opening at 10am from Monday 11th March new beds on the way LOTS of younger student type girls with a more friendly attitude and better service. Many never work before.

Momo 23 jpn student ... Cute beautiful face soft friendly service started today
Natalie 19 malaysian student ... Quiet hot body and responsive in bed
Elena 19 Romanian law student ... Hot naughty officegirl look pearl white skin and loves asian guys
Nami 22 jpn student ... Curvey girl with pigtails big bust and great service also new started
Nikki 21 jpn clubbing girl .... Great body, service, looks fantastic with funky short hairstyle long legs and surfergirl tan


Daytime special till 7pm
$110 30min
$130 45min
$150 60min


Night time from 7pm till close
$120 30min
$140 45min
$160 60min

[igloo]

Hey guys,


Alot of things have changed in the past two days NEW LADIES, NEW LOWER PRICES, NEW MANAGEMENT!!! Sakura Palace has alot of changes coming earlier opening at 10am from Monday 11th March new beds on the way LOTS of younger student type girls with a more friendly attitude and better service. Many never work before.

Momo 23 jpn student ... Cute beautiful face soft friendly service started today
Natalie 19 malaysian student ... Quiet hot body and responsive in bed
Elena 19 Romanian law student ... Hot naughty officegirl look pearl white skin and loves asian guys
Nami 22 jpn student ... Curvey girl with pigtails big bust and great service also new started
Nikki 21 jpn clubbing girl .... Great body, service, looks fantastic with funky short hairstyle long legs and surfergirl tan


Daytime special till 7pm
$110 30min
$130 45min
$150 60min


Night time from 7pm till close
$120 30min
$140 45min
$160 60min


retribution, thanks for the information and update, its a local shop for me and I don't go because of the proportion of shit reviews. But every day is a new chance to be the best you can be. So I may give it 1 chance. Do you know how to contact the new owners or someone affiliated with the new business?
Apparently some guy called Rooter has plenty of free time and sometimes manages to write a scant report on sex, love and sex with new ladies...someone should get him on the job so if they are any good he can write a review or 2. Are those specials for everyone or just this forum?

What kind of a shop do you...they want to be?

[Gucci2012]

Is this a set up? $160 per hour? Romanian law student?

Wow bro Retribution start a new thread.

[Retribution]

Yes Gucci

its true, she lives way out west and was working in Parramatta sometimes.... Now uni has started she can come in for a few hours after study on week days.

Igloo, the prices are the new prices for everyone HOWEVER cheaper prices doesnt mean lower quality or standards the opposite in fact we are increasing the standard and replacing the bad girls.

Regards

[Retribution]

1817
Is this a set up? $160 per hour? Romanian law student?

Wow bro Retribution start a new thread.

Gucci bro, i have something nice for you.... A pic. Of Elena

[Gucci2012]

1817

Gucci bro, i have something nice for you.... A pic. Of Elena

???? Wowzers when is she available ???

[Retribution]

Hi Gucci,

You need to ring the shop to confirm when she's in or check the roster on this site when we get our act together. The phone for Sakura Palace is 92812818.
In the next few weeks we will introduce a VIP member system that will let you book the newest girls before the rest of the punters.

[the wizard]

I want Elena ................

[Andy]

Me too ...

[Retribution]

Hi Andy and Wizard,

Pm me your phone or email and i'll contact you back to arrange a priority booking with her when she's next on shift

:big_smile::big_smile::big_smile:;););)

[Retribution]

Hey guys,

If you are looking for young friendly GFE japanese girl try Momo she is working after 5 pm on tuesday 12th march

[CunningLinguist]

Hey guys,

If you are looking for young friendly GFE japanese girl try Momo she is working after 5 pm on tuesday 12th march

Hi Retribution, can you share any more info about her: age, body type, cup size, photo, services, ...

[CunningLinguist]

1817

Gucci bro, i have something nice for you.... A pic. Of Elena

This is the same pic and name as The Hunt Club website, she works their Fri & Sun.
http://www.aus99.com.au/cgi/getShopGirlProfile.pl?productId=1324&shopId=2121

[Gucci2012]

This is the same pic and name as The Hunt Club website, she works their Fri & Sun.
http://www.aus99.com.au/cgi/getShopGirlProfile.pl?productId=1324&shopId=2121

Hmmmm the unblurred pics in the link make me want her even more. Oh and that ass!!!
D cups aswell. Please tell me this girl is real and works in the city. Well she must be real, the receptionist knew what I was talking about when I called. Please be real. Obsession in 3-2-1...obsessed.

[Retribution]

Its true she will be in Parramatta on wednesday but back at Sakura on thursday

[black knight]

fuck, she's gorgeous

[Retribution]

Hey,

I expect Elena back on tuesday daytime until 4pm best to call first as she gets busy

Regards

[CunningLinguist]

I just took one for the team:
Cathy from Hong Kong - be warned (http://forum.aus99.com/showthread.php?14956-Cathy-from-Hong-Kong-be-warned)