tbpfh
09-05-2017, 07:09 PM
It's been a while since I've posted for the forum - but some experiences at Parramatta CBD Massage meant I could not stay silent on the matter. Hopefully some of the other bros have had better...
I have two basic policies when it comes to the punt.
Rule No 1 - Don't book. The punt must be impromptu and an impulse thing.
Rule No 2 - Don't refuse the lady offered. As a walk-in, one may not have the privilege of choosing a lady compared to someone who booked (and that is what makes the punt more "punt-able").
With that out of the way, here's my experience at Parramatta CBD Massage...
The top three good things about the place (in no particular order):
1. It is conveniently located in the centre of Parramatta CBD - about 5-8 minutes walk from the station, and about 20 minutes walk from home afterwards.
2. The facilities are clean and well maintained. The tables are comfortable and can handle a larger or heavier bloke like me. There doesn't appear to be a shower or bathroom, though, so I would pity the ladies at the back end of a stinking hot Parramatta summer day.
3. The ladies are generally pleasant. They can chat quite well, but they also know when to keep the chat to a minimum when one is trying to relax after a busy week.
The top three not-so-good things about the place (also in no particular order):
1. The layout of the place is a refitted office suite. Some of the rooms are very small and would not meet the cat swinging index - i.e. one would think they were literally in the utility room, filing cupboard or broom closet and, as they say, "there is not enough room to swing a cat". It does make for close quarters and while intimate settings can be welcome, there has to be sufficient room for the lady to get around the table easily.
2. From the three ladies I had, Part 1 is adequate - but nothing to write home about. Part 2 is also adequate - a bit mechanical, often rushed, and nothing to write home about. Which leads to...
3. The three times I've been there have had short-cuts - between 10 and 15 minutes short in a 1 hour massage. This is the big disappointment and a show-stopper as far as I'm concerned.
With respect to the ladies, I don't know why they cut the time short. If I request and pay for a one hour massage, then, quite reasonably, that is what I expect to receive. Not 50 minutes, and certainly not 45 minutes. If it is due to a booking immediately after my session, then management needs to ensure that the lady offered is capable of providing the full length of the massage. Maybe this is just my experience (well, actually, this review is just my experience) and I hope other bros who have been here have had better times. Maybe this is also just me, but I don't attempt to challenge the lady on an early finish as I think that would just make the scene unpleasant.
So, Parramatta CBD Massage - you have had three strikes - you're out.
tpbfh signing off.
I have two basic policies when it comes to the punt.
Rule No 1 - Don't book. The punt must be impromptu and an impulse thing.
Rule No 2 - Don't refuse the lady offered. As a walk-in, one may not have the privilege of choosing a lady compared to someone who booked (and that is what makes the punt more "punt-able").
With that out of the way, here's my experience at Parramatta CBD Massage...
The top three good things about the place (in no particular order):
1. It is conveniently located in the centre of Parramatta CBD - about 5-8 minutes walk from the station, and about 20 minutes walk from home afterwards.
2. The facilities are clean and well maintained. The tables are comfortable and can handle a larger or heavier bloke like me. There doesn't appear to be a shower or bathroom, though, so I would pity the ladies at the back end of a stinking hot Parramatta summer day.
3. The ladies are generally pleasant. They can chat quite well, but they also know when to keep the chat to a minimum when one is trying to relax after a busy week.
The top three not-so-good things about the place (also in no particular order):
1. The layout of the place is a refitted office suite. Some of the rooms are very small and would not meet the cat swinging index - i.e. one would think they were literally in the utility room, filing cupboard or broom closet and, as they say, "there is not enough room to swing a cat". It does make for close quarters and while intimate settings can be welcome, there has to be sufficient room for the lady to get around the table easily.
2. From the three ladies I had, Part 1 is adequate - but nothing to write home about. Part 2 is also adequate - a bit mechanical, often rushed, and nothing to write home about. Which leads to...
3. The three times I've been there have had short-cuts - between 10 and 15 minutes short in a 1 hour massage. This is the big disappointment and a show-stopper as far as I'm concerned.
With respect to the ladies, I don't know why they cut the time short. If I request and pay for a one hour massage, then, quite reasonably, that is what I expect to receive. Not 50 minutes, and certainly not 45 minutes. If it is due to a booking immediately after my session, then management needs to ensure that the lady offered is capable of providing the full length of the massage. Maybe this is just my experience (well, actually, this review is just my experience) and I hope other bros who have been here have had better times. Maybe this is also just me, but I don't attempt to challenge the lady on an early finish as I think that would just make the scene unpleasant.
So, Parramatta CBD Massage - you have had three strikes - you're out.
tpbfh signing off.