Pleasedonot
10-06-2017, 09:24 AM
Hi all,
Been away for awhile, just back from London for a month, kind of sort out my work after a long break and free to visit the forum today.
So I thought I share a quick fun experience, so I went to visit the great britain museum with my wife, it has been a VERY tired day been walking non-stop so when we walked pass a corner massage shop on a busy street, my wife suggested why dont we do a half hour massage before heading off to the next museum.... why not?
Ok, here is the funny part, when we walked in, based on my "great knowledge" in this piece (nothing compares to ALG ofcoz) & I straight away know this is a ML shop (they have a stairway to downstairs.....dark....) but then the owner has his massage certificate hanging on the wall and a massage chair (one of those you sit and face down) and a lady customer was walking out so i was a bit confused, that the chinese host greeted us and I indicated 2 x 30mins, then he showed us the stairs to go down......
2 young asian ladies were downstairs (Dressed tight short deep V 1 piece dress) I was like fuk..... this is a ML shop so one of the chick leads me to a room and my wife to another, (tissues, body oil.... on table), I pretended I did not know any of this sht and whispered my wife "this is looking so wrong honey..." she was so nervious and didnt know what to do....
So at that split second, I asked 1 of the ladies do you do acupuncture or cupping (Since I guess that guy upstair probably will do it and these ladies wont know how to do it) so she said to me my boss upstairs does it and I asked my wife if she is comfortable having her massage here and I will go back up to have a treatment, she said ok so then she had a 30mins foot section with the lady and I went back up to have a 30mins section with the owner. After the section my wife complain that lady had the worst customer service and massage was light as nothing..... well I cant blame her right?
Then after that I couldnt stop making fun of her taking me to a ML shop bah bah bah..... my undercover punter idendity remains:)
Been away for awhile, just back from London for a month, kind of sort out my work after a long break and free to visit the forum today.
So I thought I share a quick fun experience, so I went to visit the great britain museum with my wife, it has been a VERY tired day been walking non-stop so when we walked pass a corner massage shop on a busy street, my wife suggested why dont we do a half hour massage before heading off to the next museum.... why not?
Ok, here is the funny part, when we walked in, based on my "great knowledge" in this piece (nothing compares to ALG ofcoz) & I straight away know this is a ML shop (they have a stairway to downstairs.....dark....) but then the owner has his massage certificate hanging on the wall and a massage chair (one of those you sit and face down) and a lady customer was walking out so i was a bit confused, that the chinese host greeted us and I indicated 2 x 30mins, then he showed us the stairs to go down......
2 young asian ladies were downstairs (Dressed tight short deep V 1 piece dress) I was like fuk..... this is a ML shop so one of the chick leads me to a room and my wife to another, (tissues, body oil.... on table), I pretended I did not know any of this sht and whispered my wife "this is looking so wrong honey..." she was so nervious and didnt know what to do....
So at that split second, I asked 1 of the ladies do you do acupuncture or cupping (Since I guess that guy upstair probably will do it and these ladies wont know how to do it) so she said to me my boss upstairs does it and I asked my wife if she is comfortable having her massage here and I will go back up to have a treatment, she said ok so then she had a 30mins foot section with the lady and I went back up to have a 30mins section with the owner. After the section my wife complain that lady had the worst customer service and massage was light as nothing..... well I cant blame her right?
Then after that I couldnt stop making fun of her taking me to a ML shop bah bah bah..... my undercover punter idendity remains:)