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Thrillseeker
04-07-2017, 03:09 PM
After a punt recently with plenty of intimate touching but nothing in terms of "unprotected" I awoke the next day with a minor burning sensation on me you know what... This progressively got worse over the next few days before settling down. In place of the burning sensation was an ache in the stomach similar to when you're hit in the nuts... I began self diagnosing with the aid of Google, I also began inspecting my penis like never before discovering veins I've never seen before, little ugly bumps and blemishes, and oh fuck!!! What seems to be little puss filled pimples or tiny little blisters which could only be seen my pulling back me Ol foreskin and twisting old mate 180 degrees! Convinced I'd picked up something I promptly made an appointment to see the local quack, i nervously went in explained my dilemma, he took a quick geeze at the old fella and assured me my pecker was in pristine condition, the suss little "pimples" being nothing more than oil glands! Fuck what a relief... His diagnosis was just some irritation resulting in swollen glands in my groin. On that note fellas I'll leave you with the old adage, don't be silly, wrap ya Willy!

reddoor
04-07-2017, 03:55 PM
Phew! Lucky u noticed it before a girl did. I wonder what their MO is when they c things like that.

PuntMeat
05-07-2017, 04:26 AM
Haha the mind is a powerful thing. I had exactly the same experience with a random hookup once. Couldn't sleep, was convinced things were going sour down there when it was fine.

Beau
15-07-2017, 12:44 PM
The old google search. Fortunately most Std 's are curable however it can be
a inconvenience money and time wise getting it cured .

ebach77
16-07-2017, 11:35 AM
the minor heart attack reading the google diagnosis

jaccky
16-07-2017, 02:16 PM
Diagnosis: too many hand jobs.

ebach77
17-07-2017, 12:22 AM
Hahahahaha jaccky :shout: