Paris - Worst Punt Ever

[Budgyboy]

Was out the north shore for work and had time for a punt, I tossed up between 533 and Hornsby 142. Now I've never been to 533 and I've been reading the threads lately and in hindsight I should have gone. The chance of having to fuck in a dank laundry or some other obscure place put me off a little so decided on 142. I've been to this establishment quite a few times and up until the time before this one had always had great experiences. Last time I had a bad punt and put it down to just that and was prepared to give this place another go based on my great experiences prior. I walked in with no booking and was told "have good girl for you" ok no probs, waited a little and Paris turns up in a little skin tight dress, long hair, pretty and killer boobs. Didn't introduce herself just "how long? Started to get a bad vibe, there was a guy hanging around and she started yelling at him and he was ducking and weaving, she points to the room " in there". In I goes and she points to the towel, "yours" mmmm OK, by then I still didn't know her name so I asked, "Paris" that was it and pointed to the shower. She then proceeded to take and make phone calls sitting on the bed with her back to me yelling at someone. Out of the shower and waits for phone calls to end, she then wants to play music which is cool, takes a while but I'm ok with that. Makes me lay down very specifically had to be straight on my back and told not to move. A very thorough wet towel wipe down, then another liquid sanitiser, 1000 tissues and a very ordinary BBBJ and cat bath. After 5 mins sits up grabs Dom, I said no not ready I lick you, she's ok with that and she has a very lovey sparsely bushed pussy. She stares at the ceiling before it overcomes her and she comes, don't dare touch her tits, doesn't like that. She then lays on her side and starts singing the Chinese songs on her phone that are playing, you not allowed to touch her anywhere. Once she finishes singing she goes "you fuck" well what a debacle, in mish your not allowed to spread her legs, get filthy look and told hurt, just as I enter starts squealing, I'm an average guy let me tell you and she is easily in her 30s. You can't kiss her neck, you can't kiss her breast, or ears or put your cock in to fast. What she would prefer is me suspended not touching her, rocked back and forth so just my knob went in. Got her in doggy and she could have won an Oscar with the carry on, edge of the bed the same. I gave up and just asked for HJ and and BJ to finish, she all the time with a filthy look and throwing tissue box ect. She even hit me at one stage when I lifted my legs when she was giving BJ and a fierce filthy look. Worst attitude I have ever come across, got out of there with plenty of time left and will never ever return. I have punted for years now and yeah I've had duds and I've had some bloody good ones too, more good ones than duds but this was bizarre, bad and not typical of the Sydney punting scene I'm used to.

[Brothelcreeper]

Sorry for you mate but your post is bloody funny, especially the bit about being suspended above her so that you don't touch her. What a nightmare experience.

What experiences have others had of her. Shooter - I seem to recall you saw her once ?

[harrycd]

HAHAHAHAHA

God that sounds worse than any punt I've had. 533 isn't as bad as it sounds, but its definitely kinda seedy.
I haven't been to hornsby 142 before but next time check out Roseville Rose, 533 or just go to 42 gladesville instead.

[Brothelcreeper]

She has some good reviews

http://forum.aus99.com/showthread.php?48979-Paris&highlight=Paris

http://forum.aus99.com/showthread.php?45590-Paris-Gold&highlight=Paris

[shootermcgavin]

Sorry for you mate but your post is bloody funny, especially the bit about being suspended above her so that you don't touch her. What a nightmare experience.

What experiences have others had of her. Shooter - I seem to recall you saw her once ?

Nah I haven't seen her hey, and I bloody won't be now. She sounds like a right clam. Fair enough shes having a bad day, but don't take it out on old mate. Or at least give rudimentary service at the minimum.

You probably didn't give a rats as I doubt you'll be going back, but did you give any feedback to Mina? She's pretty good and would probably look after you with another girl or something.

[Budgyboy]

I didn't, they were huddled over the computer, and they would have known I was leaving early, said goodbye and I will move on. There are plenty of good shops around, they not all full of exceptional gems but you find them. I don't mind a dud every now and then that's punting and I love it, I will usually go back and most of the time it's all good. But that's twice at that place with that one a doozy.

[Brothelcreeper]

Your next punt will be awesome.....

[BlackToad]

I saw Paris maybe 12 months ago. It was actually a double with another girl (forget the 2nd girls name). My experience was completely different to yours. I had no complaints about her service at all. Maybe she was tired or in a bad mood for some reason?:question:

[Budgyboy]

She can be as tired or have as many bad moods as she wants, but it was midday, I know their jobs tough, but I find it tough to get the $150 for a punt too. It's a treat, something I look forward to, I'm not a mongrel to the girls in fact I'm fun and easy going, in good shape and easy on the eye. I'm expecting or hoping for a good time for my hard earned. Just means I won't go there to spend it, others will I'm sure, it won't go broke without my coin.

[devo69]

Holy shit I made the same mistake and walked away feeling thoroughly unsatisfied, and I even managed to get a shot off. She is just so disinterested. She was a nice girl once upon a time, when she was Vivian @64, she was kind and attentive and full figured. Now she is just unpleasant, if she thinks she is all that just because she has lost some weight she needs to realise that getting high also turns some girls into a total bitch. When she bothers to respond to anything you ask her, she talks like it is such a burden to have to converse with you. Everything she does is such an effort, each phase of her service is embarked upon reluctantly. She complains if your cock is too hard or too big and spends her whole time trying to get away from you. This is bullshit of course because I remember when I saw her the first time 2 years ago @ 64 she exhibited none of this behaviour. Back then, she would sit there admiring me while I was having a shower - that's how into it she was and she never complained about anything. She used to be a sweetheart who did her best to please. Now she smokes too much and thinks she is hot shit. Her service is fucking bad and the way she screws her face up every time she speaks - not attractive at all. The vibe she gives off is so unpleasant and she needs to stop and take a look at what a hideous person she has become.
I had to go straight to another shop after I saw her last night so I could actually have a FUCK and boy did I get one. Credit must go to Brothelcreeper for this one too, Yumi @ 19a Brodie was awesome and she did absolutely everything right. Paris is a corpse compared to Yumi and comparing one pussy to the other - Yumi is tight and shallow, Paris is neither. You can absolutely drill Yumi from any angle and she does not complain at all because she is too busy enjoying herself. Paris however starts complaining the moment she sees a half swollen cock. I even tried just pumping her with the tip only and even that seemed to upset her. Normally I am reluctant to give such a damning assessment of a working girl, but when they carry on with that bullshit they reap what they sow I'm afraid.

[Brothelcreeper]

This review was posted on Ausxxx forum today so someone gets good service from her

Default The pleasures of Paris.
Person's Name : Paris

Establishment : 142 George Street.

Date of Visit : August 24th

Contact Details/Address/Weblink :94829456

Hours of Business :24 hr

Rates :$150 hr

Age :25-30

Size/shape : Slender, curvy, petite

Nationality or Ethnicity :Chinese

Services Provided : BBJ, french kiss">DFK, FS

Value for money/recommend? : Yes

My experience/comments : (Please put some effort into this part for all of our readers, a minimum requirement of 25 words or more to get a picture of time spent and experience had.)

Arrived at 142 after making a booking to see Paris based on the pictures on the web site. Approaching room 6 {i think.} a cheerful face pops out the door adjacent {Yomi's room if i remember correct.} and I say are you Paris. She nods her head and gives me a salacious grin which begins to stir the snake, squirming in my pants.
Into the room we go and immediately, there is a senuous kiss, slap bang on my lips while one hand wanders down the stairs. She squeezes several time, fiddling with my buckle until eventually slugmire pops forth. Squatting down before me she inspects my tackle before giving it a playful lick then points slugmire towards the shower.
While i wash myself down in record time i watch her through the shower screen while she strips down, cheekily watching me back. Her figure is classic hour glass with beautiful rounded tits {some what enhanced, yet spectaclar.} her face is just beautiful, classic Asian godess.
As i emerge from the shower drying myself down {once again in record time.} she sets up the strobe lights and some funky techno music {i ask if she knew Pink Floyd but she didn't seem interested.}
So off we go, with me lying on my back and Paris sucking me gloriously { All the way with BBJ.} This continued for 15 minutes in a variety of positions, me standing on the floor while she knelt on the bed, me sitting in the chair like a Mafia Don while she knelt between my legs. Eventually she grabbed my cock and led me to the bed, It was time for the invasion of Paris.
She was so good at squeezing slugmire, CG, MISH, DOGGY you name it we tried it until eventually slugmire couldn't contain himself and he exploded in the DOM.
Over all a wonderful experience and one that i would repeat again in a heart beat. Paris is a star but treat her well, she deserves the best.

[Brothelcreeper]

Holy shit I made the same mistake and walked away feeling thoroughly unsatisfied, and I even managed to get a shot off. She is just so disinterested. She was a nice girl once upon a time, when she was Vivian @64, she was kind and attentive and full figured. Now she is just unpleasant, if she thinks she is all that just because she has lost some weight she needs to realise that getting high also turns some girls into a total bitch. When she bothers to respond to anything you ask her, she talks like it is such a burden to have to converse with you. Everything she does is such an effort, each phase of her service is embarked upon reluctantly. She complains if your cock is too hard or too big and spends her whole time trying to get away from you. This is bullshit of course because I remember when I saw her the first time 2 years ago @ 64 she exhibited none of this behaviour. Back then, she would sit there admiring me while I was having a shower - that's how into it she was and she never complained about anything. She used to be a sweetheart who did her best to please. Now she smokes too much and thinks she is hot shit. Her service is fucking bad and the way she screws her face up every time she speaks - not attractive at all. The vibe she gives off is so unpleasant and she needs to stop and take a look at what a hideous person she has become.
I had to go straight to another shop after I saw her last night so I could actually have a FUCK and boy did I get one. Credit must go to Brothelcreeper for this one too, Yumi @ 19a Brodie was awesome and she did absolutely everything right. Paris is a corpse compared to Yumi and comparing one pussy to the other - Yumi is tight and shallow, Paris is neither. You can absolutely drill Yumi from any angle and she does not complain at all because she is too busy enjoying herself. Paris however starts complaining the moment she sees a half swollen cock. I even tried just pumping her with the tip only and even that seemed to upset her. Normally I am reluctant to give such a damning assessment of a working girl, but when they carry on with that bullshit they reap what they sow I'm afraid.

Glad you liked Yumi. She is awesome, one of my favourites ever.

[carmen farquis]

Didn't think it would take long for a positive review of the girl after someone writes a negative one. Will probably find it was written by one of the shops regulars

[Brothelcreeper]

It's funny how punters get different experiences with the same girl. I saw a girl Layla a couple of months ago and I can honestly say she was the best service girl I have ever had. I got bbbj, DATY, DFK, CIM. Extended to three hours she was so awesome.

Another punter saw her on my recommendation and she would not kiss him, gave him cbj and an average fuck and he was disappointed.