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shootermcgavin
25-09-2017, 04:54 PM
Not going to do a long winded one, just a quick round up. It's a $150 shop ($160 now actually, still a bargain). At this price range it's YMMV, and service levels will heavily depend on your attitude, hygiene, tips, and how long you're booking for. Common sense I know, but I'm surprised to hear a lot of punters at this price range dont seem to understand these factors. Also, to reiterate, book for 30 minutes and expect to get the bare minimum. The girl will get you off, nothing more. Don't go asking for a bloody massage for your last 4 minutes. Anyways:

MIMI:
Lean but athletic, cute girl, nice tan skin, fully shaved. Great PSE style service, but also gives a great, passionate DFK if you get along with her. Good laugh as well. Really like this one and will definitely be returning. She was recommended to me by management and it was a spot on call.

LALA:
She has poor reviews on another site. Again, YMMV, because I had a great time with her and extended twice. Thin, very pretty, lovely long hair. She is quite structured in her routine, but go with it as she knows what she's doing and it's for the customers benefit. When Lala first outlined to me her plan for our session, I kind of rolled my eyes but went with it anyways. Sometime later and I had to admit to her, "....fuck, you weren't kidding!". She takes pride in her work. Amazing blowjob as well. I'd see her again.

ANNIE:
Naturally busty, maybe D's? Pretty tall as well. To me though, she seems more of a massage/HJ kind of girl. We didn't really click. Older bro's after a more subdued time and Spanish/cock slide will get more mileage. I personally wouldn't return, nothing negative, just not my bag.

SELINA:
Short hair, very tight and athletic body due to a hefty exercise routine. Her thighs and glutes are off the charts, if you're an ass man check her out because it is magnificent and could crack boulders with its firmness. Good service, no complaints, I'd see her again if one of my regulars wasn't available.

Overall:
As stated before, it's a $160 shop so YMMV. Don't rock up expecting standardised service and be prepared to try a few girls before you find your fit/vibe. Personally I prefer this though. I used to frequent the more expensive shops with uniformly hot girls and excellent service across the board. Ultimately though, i found it a little bland, especially once you realise that they all have a little check-list of actions to complete or they get chewed out. The former allows personality to come into play a bit more, and I find its a less homogenised experience because of this.

Also, management and the receptionists are professional which is a return factor for me. Haven't been stitched up, had the switcheroo pulled, or delayed at all. Recommendations have been on point.

Yogurt
25-09-2017, 05:09 PM
You made 2 ar with 2 same name bruhhh ...

shootermcgavin
25-09-2017, 05:46 PM
You made 2 ar with 2 same name bruhhh ...

Ugh, that fucking Wayne guy.....

Yoghurt old mate, this other clown started pasting his own B grade reviews into my original thread. Shooter wasn't willing to vouch for the other bird, so I took my reviews, started this thread, and pasted his review at the top of the old one. Admin have been asked if they could be awesome and rename the other one.

This thread is strictly reviewing the 4 women mentioned in the title, rather than trying to snake in props for some bird OP hasn't seen.

Yogurt
25-09-2017, 06:19 PM
Its ok old mate , you did a good job mate

shootermcgavin
25-09-2017, 06:26 PM
Its ok old mate , you did a good job mate

If you were a yoghurt, you'd be one of those delicious Chobani pot set deals that's got coconut bits at the bottom.

shootermcgavin
03-10-2017, 08:36 AM
Adjustment: Had a another booking with Mimi and this time it was pretty rubbish. Kept trying to hit me up for extras, she had a pretty bad mood, and I got asked to shower 20 minutes early. The atmosphere was pretty toxic at that point and I'd had enough so I happily bailed. Everyone has an off day so maybe that was hers, but regardless, there are plenty of girls at this shop whose service is consistently 10/10 so I won't be returning to see Mimi again.

Wayne
05-10-2017, 10:17 AM
Ugh, that fucking Wayne guy.....

Yoghurt old mate, this other clown started pasting his own B grade reviews into my original thread. Shooter wasn't willing to vouch for the other bird, so I took my reviews, started this thread, and pasted his review at the top of the old one. Admin have been asked if they could be awesome and rename the other one.

This thread is strictly reviewing the 4 women mentioned in the title, rather than trying to snake in props for some bird OP hasn't seen.

Hey, I’ve just seen yr comments mate. Grow up. I posted a review on the thread because you set up a bulk review. I explained my reasoning. You asked me to remove my review. I did. No need to act like a spoilt little brat.

shootermcgavin
05-10-2017, 11:19 AM
Hey, I’ve just seen yr comments mate. Grow up. I posted a review on the thread because you set up a bulk review. I explained my reasoning. You asked me to remove my review. I did. No need to act like a spoilt little brat.

I set up a bulk review for the four girls mentioned in the title, not as a dumping ground for every Tom, Dick and Harry. If it was set up that way, then I would have titled the thread: "EVERY RANDOM BLOKE PLEASE DROP YOUR HORNSBY REVIEWS IN HERE MAKING THEM DIFFICULT TO SEARCH FOR WHICH MINA WOULD BE STOKED WITH".

I tried to be polite initially, but you debated the point which I frankly thought was mind blowing and arrogant. I switched that initial thread over to your review for the WL I'd never seen or heard of with the assistance of Aus99 mods (who by the way had no problem with my request and did not think it was unreasonable). I then started this thread to discuss the girls mentioned in the title. I'm not your mate, and you can now jog on back to your own thread.

Wayne
05-10-2017, 02:19 PM
Adjustment: Had a another booking with Mimi and this time it was pretty rubbish. Kept trying to hit me up for extras, she had a pretty bad mood, and I got asked to shower 20 minutes early. The atmosphere was pretty toxic at that point and I'd had enough so I happily bailed. Everyone has an off day so maybe that was hers, but regardless, there are plenty of girls at this shop whose service is consistently 10/10 so I won't be returning to see Mimi again.

Mimi is one of the most experienced hookers you’ll likely to come across. But even professionals have their limits when little mommy’s boys push their sense of entitlement too far.

shootermcgavin
05-10-2017, 04:56 PM
Mimi is one of the most experienced hookers you’ll likely to come across. But even professionals have their limits when little mommy’s boys push their sense of entitlement too far.

1 - Mommy's boys? This is Australia. Try mummy, unless you're a seppo, in which case it would explain a lot.
2 - You're on my nuts and sweating me so hard I reckon I should start charging you.

Accept it, you stuffed up, you got called on it, and you're salty because you look like a knob. Not sure how they do things on Parlourpages or whichever dank corner of the deep web you crawled out from, but on here the reviews are for the girls specified in the title by OP (in this case, me).

Use your brain: If someone is looking for a review of your WL, what good is it buried deep within the comments section of a review specifying other girls? Hornsby isn't the most popular shop on here, do you think it's beneficial creating a vacuum/dumping ground for the potential promotion of their girls? Do you live under powerlines or something? And now you've not only stuffed up the thread I created for the WL you wanted to review, but you're spamming and derailing this one. Did you get your business savvy from the bottom of a box of Nutra Grain or something? Top customer you are mate. Nice one.

Wayne
05-10-2017, 05:45 PM
Nah, I was just amused at your petulance. Blame predictive spelling for mommy; Australian English is on the way out. If you want to spruik Mina’s business then why on earth would you do a bulk review? Surely four separate threads is much more effective in getting the names of the girls in punters minds - there’s a reason separate threads for separate workers is the norm on forums.

curious36
05-10-2017, 06:41 PM
I was a little upset after reading the review. I thought he had taken four ladies on at the same time.

shootermcgavin
05-10-2017, 06:52 PM
Nah, I was just amused at your petulance. Blame predictive spelling for mommy; Australian English is on the way out. If you want to spruik Mina’s business then why on earth would you do a bulk review? Surely four separate threads is much more effective in getting the names of the girls in punters minds - there’s a reason separate threads for separate workers is the norm on forums.

Petulance! You pick up a thesaurus on the way home? 10/10 attempt at not addressing any of the points I raised too. Oh shit, no, my mistake, you dropped this gem:

"Seperate threads for separate workers is the norm on forums". Thats just dynamite.

If that's the norm, then why did you decide to shoe-horn in your review for a WL, under a thread that has nothing to do with her, started by someone you've never spoken to? Why didn't you start your own thread Wayne? No, instead you thought it would be a good idea to start telling someone you don't know what to do, fuck the thread right up, then proceed to fuck up the next one.

To answer your question though: I did a bulk review for four girls because the odds of me sitting down and starting four seperate threads, recalling the specifics of four seperate sessions, all of which occurred in the space of a little over a week, is pretty much non-existent. At best I would have written one review, and the rest would have gone to the bottom of the to do list. Stupidly I thought I should just do a quick round up so the girls at least get the minimal amount of exposure I can provide. Clearly that was the wrong thing to do because it's confused the fuck out of you and led to you completely rooting two threads.

So top job mate, not only have you stuffed up the review of your girl, who you couldn't even be arsed to start a thread for, but you've stuffed this one up too because it's now just a spam fest in violation of multiple forum rules.

shootermcgavin
05-10-2017, 06:55 PM
I was a little upset after reading the review. I thought he had taken four ladies on at the same time.

Running on full steam at peak performance, I might possibly be able to handle a punt with one lady and scrape by with passing grades. 4 ladies simultaneously is for the pros like Punterman/Brothelcreeper or johnconnor69er.

shootermcgavin
05-10-2017, 06:57 PM
Update: Getting back on track, I saw Lala again this week and she provided the same great service. Awesome lady.

JAV_Fan69
06-10-2017, 08:03 AM
they have Japanese girl Ayomi on website is she good and real Japanese?

Wayne
06-10-2017, 08:53 AM
they have Japanese girl Ayomi on website is she good and real Japanese?

Japanese-speaking Taiwanese. Ayomi/Ayumi is tall, slim and elegant; with a personality that could be described either as vivacious or crazy. If you click she is the best you'll ever get. Don't go looking for a meek, young kawai girl though. She is no spring chicken.

shootermcgavin
06-10-2017, 09:11 AM
they have Japanese girl Ayomi on website is she good and real Japanese?

She's good, I agree 100% with Wayne's assessment.

http://forum.aus99.com/showthread.php?69756-Sexy-Japanese-girl-Ayumi&highlight=Ayumi

Brothelcreeper
09-10-2017, 09:45 PM
Not going to do a long winded one, just a quick round up. It's a $150 shop ($160 now actually, still a bargain). At this price range it's YMMV, and service levels will heavily depend on your attitude, hygiene, tips, and how long you're booking for. Common sense I know, but I'm surprised to hear a lot of punters at this price range dont seem to understand these factors. Also, to reiterate, book for 30 minutes and expect to get the bare minimum. The girl will get you off, nothing more. Don't go asking for a bloody massage for your last 4 minutes. Anyways:

MIMI:
Lean but athletic, cute girl, nice tan skin, fully shaved. Great PSE style service, but also gives a great, passionate DFK if you get along with her. Good laugh as well. Really like this one and will definitely be returning. She was recommended to me by management and it was a spot on call.

LALA:
She has poor reviews on another site. Again, YMMV, because I had a great time with her and extended twice. Thin, very pretty, lovely long hair. She is quite structured in her routine, but go with it as she knows what she's doing and it's for the customers benefit. When Lala first outlined to me her plan for our session, I kind of rolled my eyes but went with it anyways. Sometime later and I had to admit to her, "....fuck, you weren't kidding!". She takes pride in her work. Amazing blowjob as well. I'd see her again.

ANNIE:
Naturally busty, maybe D's? Pretty tall as well. To me though, she seems more of a massage/HJ kind of girl. We didn't really click. Older bro's after a more subdued time and Spanish/cock slide will get more mileage. I personally wouldn't return, nothing negative, just not my bag.

SELINA:
Short hair, very tight and athletic body due to a hefty exercise routine. Her thighs and glutes are off the charts, if you're an ass man check her out because it is magnificent and could crack boulders with its firmness. Good service, no complaints, I'd see her again if one of my regulars wasn't available.

Overall:
As stated before, it's a $160 shop so YMMV. Don't rock up expecting standardised service and be prepared to try a few girls before you find your fit/vibe. Personally I prefer this though. I used to frequent the more expensive shops with uniformly hot girls and excellent service across the board. Ultimately though, i found it a little bland, especially once you realise that they all have a little check-list of actions to complete or they get chewed out. The former allows personality to come into play a bit more, and I find its a less homogenised experience because of this.

Also, management and the receptionists are professional which is a return factor for me. Haven't been stitched up, had the switcheroo pulled, or delayed at all. Recommendations have been on point.

Nice reviews Shooter. You have been a busy boy.

142 is a bit out of the way for me but I have been there a few times and always had good service.

shootermcgavin
09-10-2017, 10:59 PM
Nice reviews Shooter. You have been a busy boy.

142 is a bit out of the way for me but I have been there a few times and always had good service.

Cheers mate.

Yeah I've been spending enough time at 142 lately to qualify for a crashing position on the couch at reception. Haven't had a bad punt there yet either, but I put that down to reception. Once they know your favourite girls and your style, they'll generally recommend you someone you'll actually like rather than just whoever is next is the line up (ala 533). Keeps me going back.