caff3ry
29-11-2017, 07:21 AM
In remembrance of Shootermcgavin F.T Paulina.
Location: 533 Willoughby Rd, Willoughby NSW 2068
Time of visit: 2:00 pm Saturday. 27/11/17
Working Lady: Paulina:love:
Price: $150/1 hour
Contact Details 02 9967 9991
Business Hours: 10AM-Late
Good evening gentleman,
My goodness it certainly has been a long time since my last AR (7 weeks now). How have you all been? Good I hope? A lot has happened since my last AR. I was in a funk for a while but finally managed to crawl out of it recently. Did I stop punting during my time not writing? Well no if anything I think I’ve been punting more. Trying to punt my way out of a funk…probably not the most effective thing but eventually after some time I managed to just get over what was bothering me…embracing my inner dark side I guess and facing my demons.
So before we begin todays AR let me give you guys a little insight into why it’s named the way it is. A while ago I started a thread called “Who should I review next” and a lot of you suggested 533, for a long time I didn’t seriously consider reviewing the place as I didn’t want to give you all the satisfaction of the “fish out of water” scenario however, before shooter was banned he sent me a PM that went like this.
“Yo Caff3ry,
I know I take the piss, but it's all in good fun. Your reviews are exceptionally well written.
Real talk though, hear me out. You've reviewed mid tier shops (Marrickville), you've reviewed the high end well known shops (Ginza), you've reviewed high end agencies now (Dreamgirls). Hit up a $150 dollar shop. In particular can I please recommend Paulina at 533? She's young (I'd say 22 at the most), she has a very tight body, shes a very pretty girl, is fresh, and very responsive sexually. I had a long session with her recently with a lot of firsts for her, and it was great to witness. I think you could do well, and also I think the fish out of water scenario of you visiting 533 would be hilarious.”
Now had I not gone and cleared out my inbox a couple days ago I would have totally forgotten about this PM but as fate would have it I wanted to write this AR as my final eulogy to our good friend Shootermcgavin.
Shootermcgavin my good friend wherever you are I hope you are doing well and if chance would have it I hope you get to come across this AR.
Having pulled my calf muscle on Monday evening after badminton I was shit out of luck not being able to fuck till my calf had healed. Surviving for 5 days without release is tough especially because your own hand doesn’t cut the mustard anymore when punting exist. Like seriously, how many of you even relieve yourselves these days when there’s either a RNT or FS shop within the radius of 10 minutes of every major suburb if not more.
So as luck would have it I was back on my feet Saturday. After all the end of semester exam stresses finally drawing to a close I figured it was time to have a look at the forum again and see where I should visit next.
Cleaning out my inbox I decide to have a look at my past messages before deleting them. Stumbling upon an old message by shooter I figured it was time I give the people what they wanted…a review of 533.
Early Saturday mid-morning for me as I had a brunch meet up with one of my girl-friends at the fish market. Take a quick shower, splash of Tom ford Tobacco Vanille parfum, and for today I decide to go with a casual spring summer navy lounge suit look.
Out the door and a quick bus ride down to the fish market for some fresh Sydney rock oysters and a glass of Moet overlooking the water, couldn’t imagine a better way to start the day especially with the weather being as nice as it was.
After brunch I bid farewell to my friend and it was off to Willoughby. A quick 20 minute bus ride over the harbour bridge and I was there in no time.
Upon getting off and looking across the road the entrance was cleverly inconspicuous however to a trained punters eye it stood out like a sore thumb. A door way leading up to a bunch of stairs with nothing but the numbers 533 imprinted on the door could mean nothing more than the signs of a FS shop.
The strangest thing that stood out to me was the chair lift (for elderly or disabled persons) going up the stair case on the right. Surely neither of these 2 parties visited the shop…right?
Ascending up the stairs I buzz the front door and after about a minute am greeted by a lady in a sweat top over what looked like pyjamas she stared at me for a brief second her eyes scanning me up and down before letting me in. 533 was already living up the ‘expectation’ of what I had imagined oh well better get this over and done with I suppose haha hopefully the girl is at least pretty.
*in mandarin*
“Have you made a booking?”
“Yes I have 1 hour for Paulina,”
“Oh you must be Caff3ry”
“Yes that’s correct we spoke on the phone briefly”
“Right this way please.”
She leads me to a room on the right of the narrow corridor and instructs me to wait in there. At this point I had no idea what to expect. I hadn’t read any of the previous AR on Paulina till after I saw her so I had no idea what to expect in terms of looks and to be honest, I was worried I would have her switched out with another girl and not even realise it because I had no idea what she looked like. Thankfully this didn’t turn out to be the case and I did end up seeing Paulina.
Now in the words of shooter
“The premises is an absolute shithole my friend. Please wear rain covers on your shoes, even if they're sneakers. The beds are horrible, the showers inadequate, the decor drab, the carpets squishy, it's a cesspool.”
So having read that I really didn’t have much expectation about the room but in fact I was pleasantly surprised even if it was just a little. The room was actually half decent…at least from what I could see hell the room even had a couch albeit it
was old and worn out and in this drab pale blue colour but nonetheless the fact that it had a couch was pretty impressive. The shower in the corner was propped up on the drainage system and was just some simple glass screens nothing more. The bed was no king size four poster but just a simple double bed mattress on a squeaky frame. Overall, quite basic but functional I guess.
I took a seat on the couch and not before long Paulina comes in wearing a bikini with the American flag printed on it. Who I assumed to be Angie also came in and offered me a double session with another girl although I had only brought $150 cash on me at the time and respectfully declined her offer although she brought the girl in to tempt me and if I’m honest it was tempting. She was clad in an orange bikini nice C cups and short hair (one my weaknesses short haired girls). However I turned down her offer a second time this time a little more firmly and she seemed to get the hint.
So as for Paulina my initial thoughts were this. She stood at roughly 165cm tall, small B cups and her ass was a little on the flat side for me. She’s a slim girl overall about a dress size of 2-4. However what stood out to me most was her hair. She’s got this really nice silky long black hair that I think is her best asset as a female.
She greets me sitting next to me on the couch calling me 帅哥 grabbing my arm. Now usually this is where I get friendly with them…but for some reason something seemed off. Maybe I didn’t notice it before but the room kind off smelt funny…and then I look at the carpet. Carpet has white stains on it. Maybe I wouldn’t have minded so much if the room smelt fresh but…the room smelt like mouldy cheese. The state of the room lingered in my mind the whole session that sometimes I wondered if I was going to be able to finish as my mind was distracted by it all but more on that later.
I liberally took my clothes off hanging my jacket and tie before stepping into the shower asking her for some mouth wash (more to see if she had some) to use. She handed me a capful and after a brief rinse I was out and on the bed. In the time I was showering Paulina had already stripped off bearing for me all to see. She even dimmed the lights and turned on this pseudo disco ball light that made me forget about the room for a bit.
On to the bed her nipples were like rose buds in dark brown looking oh so inviting. I flipped her over on her back straddling between her thighs going for some brief DFK before I went down to her breasts. Her fake moans were a bit loud and obnoxious so I told her to shut up lol. But eventually she started to relax and enjoy herself as evident of her facial expression.
We swapped places with her now on top of me giving my nipples a lick before giving me a pretty nice BBBJ. She sucked expertly and vigorously changing pressure and pace occasionally to keep things interesting. The best part of her Bj would have to be the use of her tongue though. She cleans the shaft like an ice cream cone leaving no spot uncleaned. Twisting and turning her tongue until she reaches your balls where she begins to gently suck on the royal jewels.
Having enough of foreplay it was time to get to the main course. I asked her to dom me up as we started off in missionary. Entering into her was easier than I thought it would be, I don’t know if that was down to the lube or that she was loose. (Although I’m pretty sure it’s already been proven that sex doesn’t make a girl loose) Her pussy was on the natural side with not much trimming so while I’m a fan of Brazilian I just had to make to and rumble in the jungle wit Paulina.
The smell of the room of the room was getting to me again and I was starting to get a bit bored of pumping her in missionary so we switched over to cowgirl. This was fun for a while but for some reason my mind was on other things and I just couldn’t concentrate enough on her or what was happening in front of me so I told her to stop and asked her to blow me again.
She removed the dom wiped me up with some wet wipes and started BBBJing me again. Her BJ is easily hands down the best part about her. Maybe it was the fact that I didn’t find her all that attractive so perhaps that was why I really wasn’t lusting after her but her BJ is so damn good that I makes up for it. First time in my life where I’ve preferred oral sex over vaginal sex.
I told her to swing her ass to the side giving me access to her pussy with my fingers as she blew me. I spread her wide like the Nile River playing with her clit and meaty pussy lips. She instructed me to rub higher as I saw her face scrunch up in pleasure focussing on her own orgasm.
She spread her pussy open with her fingers for me telling me where to focus her BJ an afterthought as her thighs began to twitch and her moans grew deeper and longer as she reached climax. Relaxing in the afterglow of her orgasm she continued to blow me now encouraging me to climax but I was beginning to lose focus again despite her best efforts.
Suggesting intercourse again I took her up on her offer as she domed me up and I began to pound away at her in missionary once more.
Perhaps it was her earlier orgasm but she did try damn well to get me off, moaning and sucking my nipples as I focused on blowing into her (the condom obviously). After 3 minutes I could feel the familiar sensation of orgasming building up into me as I pounded her harder and faster until the feeling shot up through my thigh and out into the condom as came wave after wave.
Collapsing on to her gently I take in the stale air around me into my lungs. While not the best punt I’ve experienced I guess It wasn’t half bad at the given price point.
She takes the condom off me and cleans me up as she massages my arms and legs gently, again while not the best punt I appreciate the effort.
We chat for a bit with her mainly asking me to translate where which suburb is as she was looking for a new place to stay but given her limited English wasn’t too familiar with suburb names. What really surprised me was when she used her phone to call the agent as we were still naked together in bed. Now I guess this is what I should expect in a $150 shop but still I looked in surprise. Not only was she playing on her phone in front of me but was actually making a phone call. Like I would be pissed if I hadn’t cum already but seeing as I had I didn’t really care too much and just decided to head off to the shower and clean up but still this sort of thing would never happen to me at the higher end shops.
I took a quick shower and got dressed while she also decided to take a shower while I was getting dressed.
I collected my things, straightened my tie and fixed my hair before bidding her goodbye she gave me a hug from behind making sure that I could feel her bust. I smiled at her in the mirror and she smiled back as well resting her head on my shoulder. She even did a little cute dance for me in her bikini which I thought was a nice touch she’s got some nice moves.
One last goodbye and I was out the door. While not over the moon I was adequately satisfied…I guess haha.
Rating time. (Graded from D,C,B,A and the highest of all S rank)
Looks: B- Rank: Paulina, is a slim and petite little package of a girl, She’s got perky B’s with nice nipples that are just inviting you to suck them, while she does lack in the ass department I guess there’s really nothing you can do about it. Would she turn my head on the street? Probably depending on her clothing of choice but she wouldn’t grab my attention for very long. She’s by no means ugly but just a very average Chinese girl. I do like her long silky black hair though when that thing brushed over me as she was blowing me it looked and felt great but apart from that in the looks department she’s not wowing anyone anytime soon. She’s not even the cute girl next door she’s just the average girl one floor below you in any CBD apartment.
Personality: B Rank: While her personality wasn’t bad I didn’t really feel like she put her best effort in. Now these girls are probably jaded already given the low price point and frequency of customers they get and as the old adage comes through you get what you pay for so I can’t be too picky. I’m not going there to speed date I’m going there to fuck. I guess the thing that still surprised me most was that she would making a fucking phone call while we were still in session like REALLY??!!!! The cute dance at the end was a nice touch but otherwise apart from the brief talk we had at the beginning her personality displaying during the session was as interesting as a piece of cardboard.
Service: B+ Rank: Sex with her was pretty average but half the time I was put off by the smell and state of the room. Her redeeming factor is her BBBJ though, if I was rating that alone I would give that a solid A+ but seeing as I have to rate her service as an entire package I would say from beginning to end it was very standard stuff. She scores enough to achieve a pass mark and not fail but she doesn’t entice me enough to want to come back, in fact this is the first time I’ve left a shop and not wanted to come back.
Overall enjoyment: B- Rank: 533 is quite drab and not really a place I’m looking to return too but at $150/hour I have to admit the price is good value for money. The facilities while basic was functional and that’s what matters but the room should feel a lot more ‘fresh’ in my opinion. While I can tolerate an old room if it has been given to proper maintenance in order to make it feel adequate and inviting then I don’t mind. But half the time while In their I feel like I couldn’t really relax fully as I was worried about how clean the room actually was and the smell was just bleughhh. Overall if you’re looking for a cheap fuck without much care about the other things that contribute to experience this place is great. But if you’re like me and like something a little more up market and luxurious then I can’t recommend this place. I’m sure if I come back enough I’ll eventually find a real diamond in rough type of girl but 533 just doesn’t feel welcoming enough for me to want to come back and when standard service at 42 Gladesville or 5 Marrickville is $160, premium $190 I’d rather pay the extra $10/$40 and be able to choose from a full line up of girls where there is more on offer and where the rooms are a lot nicer especially in the case of 42.
Caff3ry signing off~ :smile::miao::love:
P.S Definitely not my best AR but I really couldn't be bothered putting in too much effort into this one, I'm sure a lot of you will disagree with how I rate the shop and that's ok but as always I hope you guys enjoy reading this, It was by far the most requested shop for me to review when I started my thread. Have a good day gentleman happy punting.
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Location: 533 Willoughby Rd, Willoughby NSW 2068
Time of visit: 2:00 pm Saturday. 27/11/17
Working Lady: Paulina:love:
Price: $150/1 hour
Contact Details 02 9967 9991
Business Hours: 10AM-Late
Good evening gentleman,
My goodness it certainly has been a long time since my last AR (7 weeks now). How have you all been? Good I hope? A lot has happened since my last AR. I was in a funk for a while but finally managed to crawl out of it recently. Did I stop punting during my time not writing? Well no if anything I think I’ve been punting more. Trying to punt my way out of a funk…probably not the most effective thing but eventually after some time I managed to just get over what was bothering me…embracing my inner dark side I guess and facing my demons.
So before we begin todays AR let me give you guys a little insight into why it’s named the way it is. A while ago I started a thread called “Who should I review next” and a lot of you suggested 533, for a long time I didn’t seriously consider reviewing the place as I didn’t want to give you all the satisfaction of the “fish out of water” scenario however, before shooter was banned he sent me a PM that went like this.
“Yo Caff3ry,
I know I take the piss, but it's all in good fun. Your reviews are exceptionally well written.
Real talk though, hear me out. You've reviewed mid tier shops (Marrickville), you've reviewed the high end well known shops (Ginza), you've reviewed high end agencies now (Dreamgirls). Hit up a $150 dollar shop. In particular can I please recommend Paulina at 533? She's young (I'd say 22 at the most), she has a very tight body, shes a very pretty girl, is fresh, and very responsive sexually. I had a long session with her recently with a lot of firsts for her, and it was great to witness. I think you could do well, and also I think the fish out of water scenario of you visiting 533 would be hilarious.”
Now had I not gone and cleared out my inbox a couple days ago I would have totally forgotten about this PM but as fate would have it I wanted to write this AR as my final eulogy to our good friend Shootermcgavin.
Shootermcgavin my good friend wherever you are I hope you are doing well and if chance would have it I hope you get to come across this AR.
Having pulled my calf muscle on Monday evening after badminton I was shit out of luck not being able to fuck till my calf had healed. Surviving for 5 days without release is tough especially because your own hand doesn’t cut the mustard anymore when punting exist. Like seriously, how many of you even relieve yourselves these days when there’s either a RNT or FS shop within the radius of 10 minutes of every major suburb if not more.
So as luck would have it I was back on my feet Saturday. After all the end of semester exam stresses finally drawing to a close I figured it was time to have a look at the forum again and see where I should visit next.
Cleaning out my inbox I decide to have a look at my past messages before deleting them. Stumbling upon an old message by shooter I figured it was time I give the people what they wanted…a review of 533.
Early Saturday mid-morning for me as I had a brunch meet up with one of my girl-friends at the fish market. Take a quick shower, splash of Tom ford Tobacco Vanille parfum, and for today I decide to go with a casual spring summer navy lounge suit look.
Out the door and a quick bus ride down to the fish market for some fresh Sydney rock oysters and a glass of Moet overlooking the water, couldn’t imagine a better way to start the day especially with the weather being as nice as it was.
After brunch I bid farewell to my friend and it was off to Willoughby. A quick 20 minute bus ride over the harbour bridge and I was there in no time.
Upon getting off and looking across the road the entrance was cleverly inconspicuous however to a trained punters eye it stood out like a sore thumb. A door way leading up to a bunch of stairs with nothing but the numbers 533 imprinted on the door could mean nothing more than the signs of a FS shop.
The strangest thing that stood out to me was the chair lift (for elderly or disabled persons) going up the stair case on the right. Surely neither of these 2 parties visited the shop…right?
Ascending up the stairs I buzz the front door and after about a minute am greeted by a lady in a sweat top over what looked like pyjamas she stared at me for a brief second her eyes scanning me up and down before letting me in. 533 was already living up the ‘expectation’ of what I had imagined oh well better get this over and done with I suppose haha hopefully the girl is at least pretty.
*in mandarin*
“Have you made a booking?”
“Yes I have 1 hour for Paulina,”
“Oh you must be Caff3ry”
“Yes that’s correct we spoke on the phone briefly”
“Right this way please.”
She leads me to a room on the right of the narrow corridor and instructs me to wait in there. At this point I had no idea what to expect. I hadn’t read any of the previous AR on Paulina till after I saw her so I had no idea what to expect in terms of looks and to be honest, I was worried I would have her switched out with another girl and not even realise it because I had no idea what she looked like. Thankfully this didn’t turn out to be the case and I did end up seeing Paulina.
Now in the words of shooter
“The premises is an absolute shithole my friend. Please wear rain covers on your shoes, even if they're sneakers. The beds are horrible, the showers inadequate, the decor drab, the carpets squishy, it's a cesspool.”
So having read that I really didn’t have much expectation about the room but in fact I was pleasantly surprised even if it was just a little. The room was actually half decent…at least from what I could see hell the room even had a couch albeit it
was old and worn out and in this drab pale blue colour but nonetheless the fact that it had a couch was pretty impressive. The shower in the corner was propped up on the drainage system and was just some simple glass screens nothing more. The bed was no king size four poster but just a simple double bed mattress on a squeaky frame. Overall, quite basic but functional I guess.
I took a seat on the couch and not before long Paulina comes in wearing a bikini with the American flag printed on it. Who I assumed to be Angie also came in and offered me a double session with another girl although I had only brought $150 cash on me at the time and respectfully declined her offer although she brought the girl in to tempt me and if I’m honest it was tempting. She was clad in an orange bikini nice C cups and short hair (one my weaknesses short haired girls). However I turned down her offer a second time this time a little more firmly and she seemed to get the hint.
So as for Paulina my initial thoughts were this. She stood at roughly 165cm tall, small B cups and her ass was a little on the flat side for me. She’s a slim girl overall about a dress size of 2-4. However what stood out to me most was her hair. She’s got this really nice silky long black hair that I think is her best asset as a female.
She greets me sitting next to me on the couch calling me 帅哥 grabbing my arm. Now usually this is where I get friendly with them…but for some reason something seemed off. Maybe I didn’t notice it before but the room kind off smelt funny…and then I look at the carpet. Carpet has white stains on it. Maybe I wouldn’t have minded so much if the room smelt fresh but…the room smelt like mouldy cheese. The state of the room lingered in my mind the whole session that sometimes I wondered if I was going to be able to finish as my mind was distracted by it all but more on that later.
I liberally took my clothes off hanging my jacket and tie before stepping into the shower asking her for some mouth wash (more to see if she had some) to use. She handed me a capful and after a brief rinse I was out and on the bed. In the time I was showering Paulina had already stripped off bearing for me all to see. She even dimmed the lights and turned on this pseudo disco ball light that made me forget about the room for a bit.
On to the bed her nipples were like rose buds in dark brown looking oh so inviting. I flipped her over on her back straddling between her thighs going for some brief DFK before I went down to her breasts. Her fake moans were a bit loud and obnoxious so I told her to shut up lol. But eventually she started to relax and enjoy herself as evident of her facial expression.
We swapped places with her now on top of me giving my nipples a lick before giving me a pretty nice BBBJ. She sucked expertly and vigorously changing pressure and pace occasionally to keep things interesting. The best part of her Bj would have to be the use of her tongue though. She cleans the shaft like an ice cream cone leaving no spot uncleaned. Twisting and turning her tongue until she reaches your balls where she begins to gently suck on the royal jewels.
Having enough of foreplay it was time to get to the main course. I asked her to dom me up as we started off in missionary. Entering into her was easier than I thought it would be, I don’t know if that was down to the lube or that she was loose. (Although I’m pretty sure it’s already been proven that sex doesn’t make a girl loose) Her pussy was on the natural side with not much trimming so while I’m a fan of Brazilian I just had to make to and rumble in the jungle wit Paulina.
The smell of the room of the room was getting to me again and I was starting to get a bit bored of pumping her in missionary so we switched over to cowgirl. This was fun for a while but for some reason my mind was on other things and I just couldn’t concentrate enough on her or what was happening in front of me so I told her to stop and asked her to blow me again.
She removed the dom wiped me up with some wet wipes and started BBBJing me again. Her BJ is easily hands down the best part about her. Maybe it was the fact that I didn’t find her all that attractive so perhaps that was why I really wasn’t lusting after her but her BJ is so damn good that I makes up for it. First time in my life where I’ve preferred oral sex over vaginal sex.
I told her to swing her ass to the side giving me access to her pussy with my fingers as she blew me. I spread her wide like the Nile River playing with her clit and meaty pussy lips. She instructed me to rub higher as I saw her face scrunch up in pleasure focussing on her own orgasm.
She spread her pussy open with her fingers for me telling me where to focus her BJ an afterthought as her thighs began to twitch and her moans grew deeper and longer as she reached climax. Relaxing in the afterglow of her orgasm she continued to blow me now encouraging me to climax but I was beginning to lose focus again despite her best efforts.
Suggesting intercourse again I took her up on her offer as she domed me up and I began to pound away at her in missionary once more.
Perhaps it was her earlier orgasm but she did try damn well to get me off, moaning and sucking my nipples as I focused on blowing into her (the condom obviously). After 3 minutes I could feel the familiar sensation of orgasming building up into me as I pounded her harder and faster until the feeling shot up through my thigh and out into the condom as came wave after wave.
Collapsing on to her gently I take in the stale air around me into my lungs. While not the best punt I’ve experienced I guess It wasn’t half bad at the given price point.
She takes the condom off me and cleans me up as she massages my arms and legs gently, again while not the best punt I appreciate the effort.
We chat for a bit with her mainly asking me to translate where which suburb is as she was looking for a new place to stay but given her limited English wasn’t too familiar with suburb names. What really surprised me was when she used her phone to call the agent as we were still naked together in bed. Now I guess this is what I should expect in a $150 shop but still I looked in surprise. Not only was she playing on her phone in front of me but was actually making a phone call. Like I would be pissed if I hadn’t cum already but seeing as I had I didn’t really care too much and just decided to head off to the shower and clean up but still this sort of thing would never happen to me at the higher end shops.
I took a quick shower and got dressed while she also decided to take a shower while I was getting dressed.
I collected my things, straightened my tie and fixed my hair before bidding her goodbye she gave me a hug from behind making sure that I could feel her bust. I smiled at her in the mirror and she smiled back as well resting her head on my shoulder. She even did a little cute dance for me in her bikini which I thought was a nice touch she’s got some nice moves.
One last goodbye and I was out the door. While not over the moon I was adequately satisfied…I guess haha.
Rating time. (Graded from D,C,B,A and the highest of all S rank)
Looks: B- Rank: Paulina, is a slim and petite little package of a girl, She’s got perky B’s with nice nipples that are just inviting you to suck them, while she does lack in the ass department I guess there’s really nothing you can do about it. Would she turn my head on the street? Probably depending on her clothing of choice but she wouldn’t grab my attention for very long. She’s by no means ugly but just a very average Chinese girl. I do like her long silky black hair though when that thing brushed over me as she was blowing me it looked and felt great but apart from that in the looks department she’s not wowing anyone anytime soon. She’s not even the cute girl next door she’s just the average girl one floor below you in any CBD apartment.
Personality: B Rank: While her personality wasn’t bad I didn’t really feel like she put her best effort in. Now these girls are probably jaded already given the low price point and frequency of customers they get and as the old adage comes through you get what you pay for so I can’t be too picky. I’m not going there to speed date I’m going there to fuck. I guess the thing that still surprised me most was that she would making a fucking phone call while we were still in session like REALLY??!!!! The cute dance at the end was a nice touch but otherwise apart from the brief talk we had at the beginning her personality displaying during the session was as interesting as a piece of cardboard.
Service: B+ Rank: Sex with her was pretty average but half the time I was put off by the smell and state of the room. Her redeeming factor is her BBBJ though, if I was rating that alone I would give that a solid A+ but seeing as I have to rate her service as an entire package I would say from beginning to end it was very standard stuff. She scores enough to achieve a pass mark and not fail but she doesn’t entice me enough to want to come back, in fact this is the first time I’ve left a shop and not wanted to come back.
Overall enjoyment: B- Rank: 533 is quite drab and not really a place I’m looking to return too but at $150/hour I have to admit the price is good value for money. The facilities while basic was functional and that’s what matters but the room should feel a lot more ‘fresh’ in my opinion. While I can tolerate an old room if it has been given to proper maintenance in order to make it feel adequate and inviting then I don’t mind. But half the time while In their I feel like I couldn’t really relax fully as I was worried about how clean the room actually was and the smell was just bleughhh. Overall if you’re looking for a cheap fuck without much care about the other things that contribute to experience this place is great. But if you’re like me and like something a little more up market and luxurious then I can’t recommend this place. I’m sure if I come back enough I’ll eventually find a real diamond in rough type of girl but 533 just doesn’t feel welcoming enough for me to want to come back and when standard service at 42 Gladesville or 5 Marrickville is $160, premium $190 I’d rather pay the extra $10/$40 and be able to choose from a full line up of girls where there is more on offer and where the rooms are a lot nicer especially in the case of 42.
Caff3ry signing off~ :smile::miao::love:
P.S Definitely not my best AR but I really couldn't be bothered putting in too much effort into this one, I'm sure a lot of you will disagree with how I rate the shop and that's ok but as always I hope you guys enjoy reading this, It was by far the most requested shop for me to review when I started my thread. Have a good day gentleman happy punting.
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