Sign: “No sexual services provided” … yeah right!

[Sticky Date]

Dropped into a place I hadn’t been to for years. While naked and waiting for the girl’s return to begin, I read two signs, somewhat more full on than I’d ever seen before. They told me in no uncertain terms, using other phrases, that,

Not only is fun, definitely not encouraged, it is not permitted on the premises, and also

“any staff member providing fun services will be dismissed”.

Since the ML was Thai, young and attractive, but dressed very sedately in a loose fitting dress that reached half way down past her knees to her ankles, I was genuinely concerned that there may have been a change of policy / business model since I was last there a few years ago and my about to begin massage, may be merely therapeutic and boring.

It turned out my fears were unfounded, to put it mildly ;-).

It didn’t take me too long to discover that under her long dress, were very sexy knickers. There wasn’t much beating around the bush to learn that she was happy to remove them for the right money. By the 15 minute mark, she asked if I brought a condom.

It’s like, the management with their over the top signage, “doth protest too much”

It reminded me of George Orwell’s 1984,

“War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength” and the “Ministry of Truth” being responsible for propaganda, “Ministry of Love” for torture etc.

Someone once said, “Never believe anything, until it is officially denied”.

It all got me thinking….. What else is publicly / officially one thing, yet in reality, anything but ?

Justice system being about justice? or who has the deepest pockets and best lawyer?
I suspect if we wanted to build on this list it might not be short.

[Mdlovespunting]

Great review, its like Christmas when you get something so unexpected

[blas]

Yeah whenever I have seen signs like this I have known it means the opposite.

Saying 'fun' services is weird though. Normally it says illegal.

If I see charts of mucular trigger areas etc I think its going to be legit.

[FoxIsMe]

How you normally talk through this?

[flamejob]

Yeah, i've never found a place to stick with those signs. i think they are just there so the owners can plead ignorance if one of their staff is busted providing 'fun' services.

[Massaddict]

Have seen this sort of sign in many shops but also found the opposite to be reality.

I think it must be to cover their ass if the law raided them or was incognito checking the place out.

[reddoor]

I think they're a legal requirement now. I remember reading something about a law change a few yrs ago after a few crack downs on shops. Some dumb arse polly getting complaints i suppose, so their solution is to stick up a sign.
"Do this dont do that can't u read the sign."

[Kowabunga]

Yes. Those signs have been around for a while.
Thankfully ... ignored.

[local]

Funny, in Sydney the girls provide the condoms, in brisbane the customers.

Maybe just show the girls what you is an idea, especially with a $50 behind it ?

[blake_ly]

best way to tell is to look for the Ts, if they're in visible sight, you've got a good chance. if you cant see them anywhere, 90% l.

[Tavs]

Just so they can claim ignorance and argue due to privacy they cannot have cameras in there and with no customer complaints how were they to act.

[Sticky Date]

The “Name” says it all

In pubs and clubs wouldn’t you guess
People’d be playing
Scrabble, checkers,
Snakes and ladders or chess?
Of course they do,
It is obvious that in a “Gaming Room”,
There’d be little but playing games to do.
Maybe having a meal or a beer,
Well that wouldn’t be too weird or too queer,
But in a room labelled for games?
There would never be
Monopolisation by gambling here.
Official language would never describe it wrong,
Where gambling machines fill “gaming rooms”
Instead of people playing ping pong.

What about the system
Dealing with bodily malfunction?
Disease both chronic and acute?
Obviously it’s just coincidence
That doctors make shitloads of lute.
Since it’s Official name is Dept of Health
It couldn’t be focused on maximising
Big Pharma shareholders accumulation of wealth.
Since the official name describes the mission,
Vested Interest objectives are obviously held in submission.
It’s not labelled,
the “Dept of Rich Doctors and Big Pharma”
Nor is it labelled, “Dept of Chemo poison, radiation, Butchering,
Streptocochal, and other assorted ways to harma”
Harming people, and making vested interests rich,
are merely side effects, you conspiracy nutjob bitch!

Noticed by patients and families all,
Is how doctors are SO focused
On preventing our immune system
From taking a fall.
Strengthening our bodies defences,
On their agenda sit on top,
Coaching us how to get your immune system,
In condition that is tip top.

Then you’ve got the
Dept of Violence, Rape, Maiming and Kill,
Officially known as “Defence” ,
To gain public support and attract good will.
But when does the Dept named “Defence”
Prevent wars? Or like Switzerland sit on the fence?
Us aussies, our mates the US and Brits,
We give defenceless poor brown people,
More than the complete and utter shits.
With Pine Gap we help the yanks,
Drone villages in Pakistan.
But surely it’s fair,
To kill any perceived threat,
Just ‘cause we can.
No need for a court of law,
When deciding who to kill,
If Intelligence reckons they’re a baddie,
We go “all the way” with LBJ,
and more recently,
Donald, Barrack, George and Bill.
But apparently transparency is making a comeback,
So Dept of Defence is soon renaming to Dept of attack.


But the mis-named industry I like the most,
To give three cheers and raise 6 inches
More than merely a toast…
Not this time in corporate or govt control,
But the playbook now been photocopied
By the “Strictly Only Massage” shops… lol

at least these shops
Provide opportunities for stress release and fun,
Plus for cute students to earn part time income,
Without "collateral damage" of killing poor brown civilians,
With drone, bomb, grenade or a gun!