Smell
26-06-2018, 04:20 PM
Hi guys, just a warning to stay away from "Crystal Class" she takes your money for full service and gives nothing in return..
Crystal opens the door to her apartment wearing a short, figure hugging pink number I know that when a WL says she's "29" in her profile, I can expect a girl in her early to mid 30's, perhaps. Crystal is either a hell of a lot older, or she just looks a lot older than that. It was a bit of a surprise, but I quite like an older woman every now and then, and her figure in that pink number certainly looked hot on top of some rather nicely shaped long legs. Would've been nice to have a heads up though. It wasn't until later, when the dress came off that I realised Crystal might very well be between 50 and 55 years old, playing the 29 year old card on account of her size 6-8 figure. I'm lying there on the bed as she lifts the dress over her head to reveal a long, thin scar going from one side of her pelvic bone to the other. Above the scar is what I can only describe as a badly reconstructed belly button about the size of a 20c piece, devoid of any belly button features one would usually expect.
I heard the dirty talking as I tried to get talk, and I have to say, it was the most contrived, un-sexy dirty talking I've ever heard... more of an embarrassing, unpleasant distraction. The sort of dirty talking you get when the WL doesn't really want to do it but thinks it's expected, or she thinks you're some kind an idiot who's been living under a rock for most of your life. I spent a good hour just laying next to Crystal with limp dick in hand, trying to get some sort of sexy feelings up and running, while we talked, and talked, and talked, and talked... and... talked. She made no attempt to assist the aforementioned limp dick, preferring instead to tell me all she wanted to tell. I'm a good, respectful communicator. I listen for a living, it's hard-wired in me, and I found it unusually difficult to swing the 'conversation' back on to more... pleasurable topics... like the ones I had paid for.
Crystal opens the door to her apartment wearing a short, figure hugging pink number I know that when a WL says she's "29" in her profile, I can expect a girl in her early to mid 30's, perhaps. Crystal is either a hell of a lot older, or she just looks a lot older than that. It was a bit of a surprise, but I quite like an older woman every now and then, and her figure in that pink number certainly looked hot on top of some rather nicely shaped long legs. Would've been nice to have a heads up though. It wasn't until later, when the dress came off that I realised Crystal might very well be between 50 and 55 years old, playing the 29 year old card on account of her size 6-8 figure. I'm lying there on the bed as she lifts the dress over her head to reveal a long, thin scar going from one side of her pelvic bone to the other. Above the scar is what I can only describe as a badly reconstructed belly button about the size of a 20c piece, devoid of any belly button features one would usually expect.
I heard the dirty talking as I tried to get talk, and I have to say, it was the most contrived, un-sexy dirty talking I've ever heard... more of an embarrassing, unpleasant distraction. The sort of dirty talking you get when the WL doesn't really want to do it but thinks it's expected, or she thinks you're some kind an idiot who's been living under a rock for most of your life. I spent a good hour just laying next to Crystal with limp dick in hand, trying to get some sort of sexy feelings up and running, while we talked, and talked, and talked, and talked... and... talked. She made no attempt to assist the aforementioned limp dick, preferring instead to tell me all she wanted to tell. I'm a good, respectful communicator. I listen for a living, it's hard-wired in me, and I found it unusually difficult to swing the 'conversation' back on to more... pleasurable topics... like the ones I had paid for.