Funniest Moments

[MrGrumpy]

Have had quite a few priceless memories over the years......

Went to a place on the NSW central coast a few years back and there were two ML’s around 35-40 yrs old. Both dressed in immaculate white nurse clothes like in a surgery. Thought I must have the wrong address. No. Gave it a spin and she asked me if it is OK to wear gloves as she was applying “medicine” on my back and didn’t want to get it on her hands . Ok. Went with it. At the 45min mark, the gloves came off and all sorts of other fluids were applied to her hands. Couldn’t believe she was so concerned about Part A only to go free for all at Part B.

It was a truly surreal experience.

Not 100% sure but think the shop still exists.

[bjsearcher]

Have had quite a few priceless memories over the years......

Went to a place on the NSW central coast a few years back and there were two ML’s around 35-40 yrs old. Both dressed in immaculate white nurse clothes like in a surgery. Thought I must have the wrong address. No. Gave it a spin and she asked me if it is OK to wear gloves as she was applying “medicine” on my back and didn’t want to get it on her hands . Ok. Went with it. At the 45min mark, the gloves came off and all sorts of other fluids were applied to her hands. Couldn’t believe she was so concerned about Part A only to go free for all at Part B.

It was a truly surreal experience.

Not 100% sure but think the shop still exists.If she was applying Tiger Balm or similar I can understand it. You definitely don't want that on your Johnson!

[The dude]

Shot a Korean in the hair. Caught both me and her by surprise. I don't know how it happened. I never exhibited that range before or since. By the way she recoiled and rushed out, I assume she didn't enjoy it.

[reddoor]

I shot a Korean in the eye once. Not much range involved though, only from the end of my old fella to her face which was about 2ins so nothing to boast about. Her screams of "oh f%#k" and look of utter distain were priceless though especially considering who it was, i thought this would have been old hat for her. 😆

[APL]

I shot a Korean in the eye once. Not much range involved though, only from the end of my old fella to her face which was about 2ins so nothing to boast about. Her screams of "oh f%#k" and look of utter distain were priceless though especially considering who it was, i thought this would have been old hat for her. 😆

I believe the song goes " Pamela Pamela remember the day "

[gpeck80]

No its more like "Too much! Too much!"

[Gentleman20]

About 4 years ago one of my mates, a punter, went to see an aussie blonde massage lady offering r and t. I can't remember her name but she has been in the job for many years and still advertises online. He turned up and paid upon entry and then asked to use the toilet. It turned out, to his embarrassment, that he needed to do a number 2. So he went ahead and then flushed and sprayed some air-freshener. After leaving the room the lady went in out of curiosity and discovered a huge log still in the bowl. She angrily demanded he come back and use the brush to fix it. When done she gave him his money back and demanded he leave. Dejected he came to my place to see if I could help him find another lady.

[ukeharro]

Haha... 😆 Shit Happened..literally!!

[lazcuba77]

Jajajajaja now that's funny