Being hung is the fucking worst!!

[Hu6e]

If you dont want to hear about big dick problems, stop reading now. I am reaching out to the brothers here that are bigger than average in the pants department.

For the 5th time in 2 weeks, I've been knocked back due to my size. It's not a matter of hygiene, age, body size.... it's the size of my dong. It's quite a buzz kill, going to a shop with a booking for a lady that your eye has taken a fancy to, to only be told that she has to change. Holding my cock with a truly shocked look on her face. A look of fear almost. Then sitting in the room, having to put your clothes BACK on, waiting for a new lady to appear. 5 fucking times in 2 weeks!!

I understand that WL's have be apprehensive about a guy who is hung, and they have the choice whether or not to go with a customer. I really understand and empathize. But I always tell them to let me know if they have pain and I'll stop. I dont fuck hard and fast for that exact reason. Fucking hell, if Dream from n5m can give it a shot, and she is the smallest I have had, why can a "regular sized" lady even give it a go? Its pretty fucking frustrating to be honest.

Does anyone else have this problem? It would be nice to know that I am not alone with this.

[kase]

Commiserations for that

[Riff888]

So it's a bit over 22cm from tip to base, probably the width of a normal banana. So I think it's the width that scares them.

I've never been knocked back but I've had to stop a few times when I put their legs up and pull out. Then do it it slow.

Usually have to start really slow but I can never pound except 2 current regulars that can take it all the way it.

These same two girls are the only girls that can DT me almost all the way.

But yes, you'll find your regulars and when you do find them, keep them.

[tan30]

Vaginas come in all shapes and sizes, the same way why piper perri and riley reid can take 9" dicks no bueno but another girl cant...

When the wls have to fuck a number of clients every day im pretty sure a big dick will be a problem for their cervix, think about having to continually lube up as well.. tough gig mate but im sure youll have to keep trying more often than not

[Hu6e]

So it's a bit over 22cm from tip to base, probably the width of a normal banana. So I think it's the width that scares them.

I've never been knocked back but I've had to stop a few times when I put their legs up and pull out. Then do it it slow.

Usually have to start really slow but I can never pound except 2 current regulars that can take it all the way it.

These same two girls are the only girls that can DT me almost all the way.

But yes, you'll find your regulars and when you do find them, keep them.

I went to see a regular, she had just come back from 6 weeks off. Barely got the head in and had to stop. Prior to this, she could take the whole length... maybe I need to wait for her to work abit more. On the outside, i measured from her pussy lips to her belly button. And she cant get a hand around the girth. Really cool chick, hence the reason why shes my go to gal.
I miss Yoyo at 278. She was the best DT for me so far. And great gfe service too. I should a had more sessions with her, and not gambled so much on others.

[Riff888]

So the idea is consistency, you work your way in. That's the reason I never do anal.

That girth sounds crazy bro, it's the stretching that gets them.

I find that girls that do yoga are more accommodating. Maybe you should ask the girls if they do yoga.

[kase]

It sounds like good advice

[Hu6e]

@cleetusvandamme, never measured. But I'll get back to you on that one.
@Riff888, that sounds solid bro. The only one I know for certain s Linda @ 12 Euston. She is into yoga, and fucks the life outta me.
@kase, my mating patterns started out in the traditional Aussie way, drunk by both parties. I was always told I was bigger, and 50% went wild for it. The others were more, cautious when sober mating took place. I was more into foreplay too. Nowadays, I am too lazy to get the motor running.

[jimiuk]

I saw a girl from Ginza, 3/4 YEARS ago... I didn't punt there for ages, then about 18 months ago, I made enquiries and was told that I wouldn't be seen there, couldn't book due to being "too big, girls are scared!". Almost as if I'm on a "he has a big dick, don't let him book list!"

#bigdickproblems

ps: in decent shape, so not because I'm a fat bastard!

[Riff888]

As a single guy (?in the past), how did things go dating and sleeping with women?

Dating girls, the girls would get wet with a more thicker fluid and that would be easier. It was always the same, start slow and work your way in.

I smoked pot and did bass in the 90s, so getting it hard was the biggest issue. No chance of getting it hard after scabbing coke of all my friends.

But I never had issues with Aussie or ethnic girls. Lebanese girls couldn't get enough.

I had issues only after dating Asian girls. Ended up marrying one but that lasted 11 years.

[Hu6e]

I know you have a tape measure close to hand at all times.

Wait, wtf? You know you have a massive dick but you’ve never measured?!

Nah, it seriously never occurred to me. I did once when I was like.... 15?
But hot off the press, just for you mate..... 20cm long by 18cm around. Rock hard. I didn't believe the girth, I am borderline having a chode ffs.

@jimiuk, bro, that's discrimination! Not cool man, not cool. I am with ya though, solidarity mate.... Kia kaha.

[Riff888]

I'm 45 now, so I have these things to give me a lift

60856

[kase]

Does the kamagra have any long term side effects.

[kase]

Every nationality is great!

[Riff888]

Does the kamagra have any long term side effects.

Been using it no more than once a week since 2016.

Only a blocked nose and a little headache. But that's about it.

The Tadalafil has less headache but lasts heaps longer.

[Riff888]

Never dated lebanese ladies.
Any generalisations only, as to what they are like ?

The 3 Lebanese girls I dated in the early 90s had the biggest clits I have ever seen. They stuck out heaps like I tiny pinky finger. Super sensitive as well, just a little touch would drive them crazy. This is were my love for DATY comes from.

[Hu6e]

Dating girls, the girls would get wet with a more thicker fluid and that would be easier. It was always the same, start slow and work your way in.

I smoked pot and did bass in the 90s, so getting it hard was the biggest issue. No chance of getting it hard after scabbing coke of all my friends.

But I never had issues with Aussie or ethnic girls. Lebanese girls couldn't get enough.

I had issues only after dating Asian girls. Ended up marrying one but that lasted 11 years.

Weed always made me horny as fuuuuuck. I could fuck for a solid hour.
Coke and amphets..... no chance in hell. My dick would retreat like a turtles head.

Marrying Asians.... been there, done that.

[AHLUNGOR]

Obviously mr Hu6e was being too modest when he picked Hu6e as his user name rather than HU9E ......... lol

Well, with all the issues you have been facing all your life with being well endowed! Did you ever wish that you were born with less ??

Sometimes life is less than a fair game, being an average Chinaman , I did back in my younger days wish that another inch would make my life more perfect....... haha. But then while doing my punting, majority of the Asian WLs/MLs have overwhelmingly praised that I have a good size cock, beautiful looking, straight and very hard, better than most....... I’m sure they were all being very professional and polite and all that, but hey, never been turned away because of anything and most importantly, never been laughed at of being too small , I guess that’s good enough - and slowly but surely, MLs friends are saying the same things to me - you are very strong and rock hard for your age - should I take that as a compliment??

At the end of the day, as long as you can get it up and either enjoy the sex or which ever other ways to get off, let’s just be grateful that we are still alive and kicking ! No ?

[Hu6e]

AHLUNGOR, I get laughed at with EVERY new lady I see, in any shop. The dick to forearm comparison hasn't stopped much either. Its abit shitty, the first reaction that a lady has on seeing your cock is laughter. And then getting knocked back.... it's happened to me everywhere. Even the beloved 278.
Cassie from Ginza was the funniest, "I have been in this job for xx years, and you are in my top 5! Really! 'smacks my ass' Good job, let's go!!" Haha, fuck I hope she is back soon :)

With a big size, it's easy to deflate and harder to get up. Do I wish I was smaller? Does the pope shit in the woods??? When your dick is as tall as the lady's head, and thicker than her wrist, it's not a positive by any stretch of the imagination. I am quite careful, and slow.... it just made me feel self conscious to be knocked back 5 times in a fortnight. Seriously, sitting on the end of the bed, having put your clothes back on, is extremely fucking awkward. And it kills the mood for the entire session.

[harrycd]

Hey bro I've had the same issue a few times.

I'm 8"x 6" for reference and it's the girth that girls don't like. Been knocked back by a few girls at 42 having to put my pants on and head home. Also Wilson has texted me that I'd be to big for a girl I tried to book.

I haven't had a punt since April but I'd usually contact the store or get a recommendation from other punters if girls are fine with larger blokes lol. It's one of the reasons I stick with 42/ginza as I find it awkward having to message a new store asking about it.

I find that with some girls the first session is super slow as they are adjusting but following sessions pick up the intensity.

Also try looking at SAX condoms, I'm using the 64mm supermax and they are a massive comfort improvement over normal 60s.

[kase]

Meeting a woman with a great attitude makes up for most things

[Riff888]

I'm finding the Skinz Large size good for me.
I've got the length with normal girth. So I just have to be careful going in too deep.

I wouldn't change a thing and thanks to Tadalafil and Kamagra, I can stay hard like wood (like my ex GF used to say) for much longer.

The advantages are doing positions that others will just pop out of.

But there's nothing like DT CIM and seeing your cum coming out of the girls nose. Unintended but what a sight.

[Jtee80]

Rejection is never a nice thing. It is a shame to hear some ladies not willing to participate because of a larger size. I had always thought bigger is something ladies would like, probably only for some I suppose... I have not had such a problem but I am not huge either, my girth size is what I sometimes get a reaction to. Thus requiring a condom size change in the room when the lady realises her misjudgement. In the saddle I have heard it all before “ohhh so tight”, “a good fit..” likely also told to the line customers around the corner too.

Sometimes in life Less is More!

[Hu6e]

@harrycd, thanks bro. I feel better to know that it's not just me having this issue. SAX 64mm, I gotta try that. Skyns large are really good too, my go to dom. Naked Large are fucking shit though, dont waste your money.
@Riff888, man, it is my DREAM to get a DT CIM/CIT!!! An absolute fantasy I've had for years. I would lay down $500 for it, easily.
@Jtee80, yeah it's strange. As men, we are raised to believe a big dick is what all women want. Not so much.... some love it, others just kills them. No fun when the lady is in pain. On more than one occasion the lady has had to wrap herself in a towel and run to the staff room to grab a bigger size dom.

[harrycd]

Damn that sucks, it’s massive. And you’ve got at least an inch of girth on harry. You guys should do a double!

Only if you joined in.

Btw Hu6e are you sure you have your measurements right?
As with that girth you shouldn't be able to fit 60mm rubbers with a full chub, probably causing issues imo.
I think they make 69mm rubbers which is what you should be using, gl finding those lol


I had this issue in the USA when I worked there for a bit, they have some bs FDA restriction on condoms where the base max width can only be 57mm.
So their Magnum XXL were 60mm at the head but only 57 at the base, so I couldn't get it on :/

[Climax598]

Hu6e, how do you hide you massive thing if you have an erection on the street seeing beautiful girls.

[Brothelcreeper]

Some girls tell me that they prefer a smaller cock and also that smaller cocks get much harder so stimulates them more.

[vitamin]

The bigger the better is just a myth.

Most girls just want something they can feel.

I mean guys like big boobs. But how's FF or G or E cups.

Most of us just want Cs or Ds and more than happy.. maybe for ahlungor DD

Being bigger sux but also an ego boost.

Personally for me, I'm longer than average at about 7.3in and about 20% thicker than average. So I don't get knocked back probably because I think it's the thickness that gets to most ladies. If you're long. They just don't let you pump as deep or restrict positions. So something I defiantly can work around. If they wince, hold back.

That said .. just how dicks from in different sizes. Girls vagina comes long and short. If I can't even fit half of it in. It's like a dud punt for me. Can't even feel good going that shallow.

But if you're thick it's no entry from the get go. Feel bad bro. Defiantly sucks.

[Hu6e]

@harrycd yeah man, the numbers are right. It's all girth. I am not trying to bullshit ya'll. There would be no point, as it's not a point of pride.
I am having better luck with Skyns Large. But upon further research, it would appear that its simply the fact that they are thinner. They are only a little bit bigger than normal. I need to look into getting one size up maybe..... more research is required. And more testing, what a shame :) !
@Climax598, I never wear boxers!! If I did, I would be stretching halfway down my thigh with a public chubby.
@Brothelcreeper, i dont doubt your comment at all.
@vitamin, halfway in is pretty much a dud bro, you are dead right. I have built up abit of a complex, as the thought of hurting a lady kills my mojo. If she is up for a hard play session, that's different.
I dont see it as an ego boost. Some may, but getting knocked back, rarely getting DT, never having anal, and having to ask the WL 'are you ok' several times during a session makes you more self conscious and shy. Well, it makes me feel that way.

Pussies are funny things. There are some ladies who are TINY, but can take it deep, I mean my balls are almost stuffed inside. Petite little things, swallowing the thing whole. And then.... there are average ladies who get scared and run away.
I dont know of any heterosexual male that would decline big titties.

[Riff888]

Pussies are funny things. There are some ladies who are TINY, but can take it deep, I mean my balls are almost stuffed inside. Petite little things, swallowing the thing whole. And then.... there are average ladies who get scared and run away.
I dont know of any heterosexual male that would decline big titties.

Do you have anyone you'd recommend from your recent outings?

[Riff888]

As in, the tiny but can take it

[harrycd]

@harrycd yeah man, the numbers are right. It's all girth. I am not trying to bullshit ya'll. There would be no point, as it's not a point of pride.
I am having better luck with Skyns Large. But upon further research, it would appear that its simply the fact that they are thinner. They are only a little bit bigger than normal. I need to look into getting one size up maybe..... more research is required. And more testing, what a shame :) !

Skyns large are only 56mm how are you getting them on?
T
Take a look at this chart.

https://i.imgur.com/5FKnFp0.png

I'm 6" girth and cant phsyically get 57mm rubbers on my dick while its fully erect (without it hurting) yet you're rocking 7" girth and using 56mm rubbers? :/

If you are using them its probably killing your erection :/

[Hu6e]

As in, the tiny but can take it

Deer @ 278.
Deer is the best.
She takes abit to warmup, but the last few times I saw her she was really smiley and friendly. It made her so much hotter than the ice queen she was before.
But I haven't seen her on 278's roster in a week or so..... maybe one of the other bros know where she is at.
Dream @ n5m.
She couldn't take it all, but she is like a tiny ballerina. Really really tiny. The smallest I have seen, ever.
The fact that she even gave it a shot made me give her a round of applause at the end. No English, come prepared with translate.
Again, not seen on n5m roster in awhile, but maybe call the shop and ask?

Both still on respective websites.

I do have another card up my sleeve, but that's for a trade only. PM me if you got a good one.

For further info, see my reviews on both wonderful ladies.

P.S Dream is $250 an hour. But it is fucking worth it. You will never fuck a smaller lady than her.
Maybe a midget....

[Hu6e]

Skyns large are only 56mm how are you getting them on?
T
Take a look at this chart.

https://i.imgur.com/5FKnFp0.png

I'm 6" girth and cant phsyically get 57mm rubbers on my dick while its fully erect (without it hurting) yet you're rocking 7" girth and using 56mm rubbers? :/

If you are using them its probably killing your erection :/

I'm gonna PM you.

[beta101]

If you dont want to hear about big dick problems, stop reading now. I am reaching out to the brothers here that are bigger than average in the pants department.

For the 5th time in 2 weeks, I've been knocked back due to my size. It's not a matter of hygiene, age, body size.... it's the size of my dong. It's quite a buzz kill, going to a shop with a booking for a lady that your eye has taken a fancy to, to only be told that she has to change. Holding my cock with a truly shocked look on her face. A look of fear almost. Then sitting in the room, having to put your clothes BACK on, waiting for a new lady to appear. 5 fucking times in 2 weeks!!

I understand that WL's have be apprehensive about a guy who is hung, and they have the choice whether or not to go with a customer. I really understand and empathize. But I always tell them to let me know if they have pain and I'll stop. I dont fuck hard and fast for that exact reason. Fucking hell, if Dream from n5m can give it a shot, and she is the smallest I have had, why can a "regular sized" lady even give it a go? Its pretty fucking frustrating to be honest.

Does anyone else have this problem? It would be nice to know that I am not alone with this.

Fucking homo. Why do u want to talk about ur dick in front of guys. Fucking loser.

[Hu6e]

Fucking homo. Why do u want to talk about ur dick in front of guys. Fucking loser.

At least I didn't pay someone 2k for a sleep over... Yo cleetus, where the lol gif at??

And I suppose every other user talking on here are 'fucking homos'.

What the hell are you doing here.... you dont belong here....

[beta101]

At least I didn't pay someone 2k for a sleep over... Yo cleetus, where the lol gif at??

And I suppose every other user talking on here are 'fucking homos'.

What the hell are you doing here.... you dont belong here....

Hu9e faggot dont project this gay shit onto other people. I am only talking about you. Deep down you know you are a sad homo. The only way you can make sense of ur fucking gayness is to lie about four rounds n talk endlessly about ur dick. Fucking pathetic.

[Hu6e]

Hu9e faggot dont project this gay shit onto other people. I am only talking about you. Deep down you know you are a sad homo. The only way you can make sense of ur fucking gayness is to lie about four rounds n talk endless about ur dick. Fucking pathetic.

You are really keen on calling me a homo, who is projecting now?
Like I said before, ask Tony if you dont believe me. He knows who I am. Or Jessie, you can ask her too.
It doesn't worry me that you are calling me gay. If that is the worst insult you can muster, that in itself is borderline homoerotic. You love talking about how gay I am, yet your the one getting fucked.
Let's go mofo.

[vitamin]

and having to ask the WL 'are you ok' several times during a session makes you more self conscious and shy.
Pussies are funny things. There are some ladies who are TINY, but can take it deep, I mean my balls are almost stuffed inside. Petite little things, swallowing the thing whole. And then.... there are average ladies who get scared and run away.
I dont know of any heterosexual male that would decline big titties.

Yeah not being able to thrust hard and deep like you instinctively want to is defiantly shit.
Like drinking droplets of water when you're dying of thirst.

Like how dicks comes in various sizes so do vaginas I guess. Only logical right?


@beta
If you're truely confident with your sexuality, you won't be afraid of a bit of dick talk. What's wrong with conversations about the tool which makes punting possible?
We're all here for the same thing.

The fact that you're making those comments tells me more about you're confidence lvl than how gay hu6e is.

Not trying to take jabs at you. Just chill out a bit.

[beta101]

vitamin *think* why did he make post about his dick?

its a mental sickness to talk about ur own dick in a forum full of horny guys

but hey if u really want to stroke this homo's ego. go ahead lol

[quackm2002]

But nejums posted recently about the problems that his monster cock caused him but noone apart from yours truly showed him any sympathy 😔

[beta101]

But nejums posted recently about the problems that his monster cock caused him but noone apart from yours truly showed him any sympathy ��

rolf nejums is a supreme gentleman. i met my ex through his recommendation. so ahem yeh i worship him n his monster cock n no homo lol

[Azninvasion85]

Hey beta, dunno why u are so pissed man. If u don't like a post, don't read it. Simple. There's also sort of posts on this forum. U have BK eating his own cum ( I don't see u saying anything there(I could be wrong I just can't going back thru all the old posts)) besides when you read after reports about how someone is getting his cock sucked and shit. I don't see u offended? Not trying to have a go at U. I'm just curious why u picked such a specific post to say something homophobic.

[quackm2002]

No way the OP has a bigger dick than nejums. Nejums passes out

http://forum.aus99.com/showthread.php?78490-How-to-deal-with-passing-out

🤣

[Azninvasion85]

Lol that is gold quack

[beta101]

Hey beta, dunno why u are so pissed man. If u don't like a post, don't read it. Simple. There's also sort of posts on this forum. U have BK eating his own cum ( I don't see u saying anything there(I could be wrong I just can't going back thru all the old posts)) besides when you read after reports about how someone is getting his cock sucked and shit. I don't see u offended? Not trying to have a go at U. I'm just curious why u picked such a specific post to say something homophobic.

hey bro u are right. im sorry. im not going to trigger this snowflake by calling him homo anymore. however, hu9e is obsessed with his own dick. i think its just sad that he pegged his worth to that lol

[Azninvasion85]

Meh I dunno the probs of having an Xtra large dick or an Xtra small one. I'm just happy I have a normal one LOL.

[quackm2002]

Poor nejums 😢
The WLs steal his money when he passes out 😔

[SilverFoxClub]

AHLUNGOR, I agree with you! The key is that you get it up and enjoy the art of making love.
That's all it matters

[samuraiboy]

I'm 45 now, so I have these things to give me a lift

60856

I’m much more interested in the hologram of the Death Star.......

[Riff888]

I’m much more interested in the hologram of the Death Star.......

Hahahaha, you noticed my placement skills.
Learnt that from the Thai girls and how they place their Chanel bag in the background of a food shot, just a little bit out of focus.

[bronte]

Fuck me dead... this guy making a thread about his dicksize is kind of like one of those Brothelcreeper threads where he poured his heart out saying how hurt he was when his relationships with WL’s “failed”.

NEGRO, please !

Makes you laugh at how corny and pretentious these guys are.

[Targayayuka]

This thread:-

https://i.imgflip.com/2ga1zw.jpg

#firstworldyuugeschlongproblems










No I didn't mean to imply that that OP and others are (white) trannys, but it adds another level of lulz.

[b00bs]

In this thread: a large amount of BS.

dick measuring contest .... literally

[Hu6e]

So many interesting points being made.
Woe betide anyone who has an insecurity and seeks the advice of others.
Yawn.... I grow weary of the foolish children. Good to see bronte is back on form for being an ignorant shithead though. beta, haha, the biggest queen on this forum. So funny that you say I'm triggered, look at your homophobic talk.
The irony of it all.

[bronte]

So many interesting points being made.
Woe betide anyone who has an insecurity and seeks the advice of others.
Yawn.... I grow weary of the foolish children. Good to see bronte is back on form for being an ignorant shithead though. beta, haha, the biggest queen on this forum. So funny that you say I'm triggered, look at your homophobic talk.
The irony of it all.
Some drama queen creating a thread about his dick calling other guy a queen - now that’s irony, brah brah.

[Raybo]

Take a look at this chart.

https://i.imgur.com/5FKnFp0.png

I have been one of the members in the past thats a bit meh about talking dick size, but i was merely referring to AR's, not necessarily general talk. My main gripe is that there are guys that write a lot of ARs on here and part of the AR always comments on their size. We get it after a couple of AR's, no need to elaborate 40 or 50 times. There are lots of other things you can report on in a punt.

Anyway, I digress. The interesting thing about that table is the sizes that are 'barred' in the US. Any idea as to why?????

[beta101]

Some drama queen creating a thread about his dick calling other guy a queen - now that’s irony, brah brah.

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[beta101]

So many interesting points being made.
Woe betide anyone who has an insecurity and seeks the advice of others.
Yawn.... I grow weary of the foolish children. Good to see bronte is back on form for being an ignorant shithead though. beta, haha, the biggest queen on this forum. So funny that you say I'm triggered, look at your homophobic talk.
The irony of it all.


What a snowflake n u can't let go! Hahahaha what an emotional baby. Please write more penis eroticas. Remember it's not gay if u don't swallow ur bf krnboy's cum *roll eyes*

[Hu6e]

What a snowflake n u can't let go! Hahahaha what an emotional baby. Please write more penis eroticas. Remember it's not gay if u don't swallow ur bf krnboy's cum *roll eyes*

Why you stalking me through the whole forum??
From ARs to General Talk, you just can't leave me alone.
You sad little man.
As a wise man told me on this forum, "never argue with a fool". You and bronte are both fools.
Bye bye.

[harrycd]

Anyway, I digress. The interesting thing about that table is the sizes that are 'barred' in the US. Any idea as to why?????

FDA restriction, I believe due to limitations on equipment used for testing.
I only discovered this after working in the US and trying to but rubbers.

[beta101]

Why you stalking me through the whole forum??
From ARs to General Talk, you just can't leave me alone.
You sad little man.
As a wise man told me on this forum, "never argue with a fool". You and bronte are both fools.
Bye bye.

Aww poor butthurt baby snowflake. Are u crying? Who knew posting about ur own dick on a 99% male forum could backfire *roll eyes* lol

Go DT krnboy's a bit more to maintain ur fragile ego. I hope he chock on ur small dick hahahaha

[Superbear]

Rooter: Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth hu6e The Well-Endowed?

Xboyx: No?

Rooter: I thought not. It's not a story the other punters would tell you. It's a penis legend. Darth hu6e was a Dark Lord of the Penis, so big and so wise he could use his penis to influence the female hormones to create life… He had such a knowledge of the female organs, he could even keep the ones he cared about from menopause.

Xboyx: He could actually make old women horny?

Rooter: The dark side of the Penis is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.

Xboyx: What happened to him?

Rooter: He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his girth and length, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep and took his supplements. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.

Xboyx: Is it possible to learn this power?

Rooter: Not from Beta101

[Raybo]

Rooter: Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth hu6e The Well-Endowed?

Xboyx: No?

Rooter: I thought not. It's not a story the other punters would tell you. It's a penis legend. Darth hu6e was a Dark Lord of the Penis, so big and so wise he could use his penis to influence the female hormones to create life… He had such a knowledge of the female organs, he could even keep the ones he cared about from menopause.

Xboyx: He could actually make old women horny?

Rooter: The dark side of the Penis is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.

Xboyx: What happened to him?

Rooter: He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his girth and length, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep and took his supplements. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.

Xboyx: Is it possible to learn this power?

Rooter: Not from Beta101

Ahahahahaha......fucking gold! Probably not from Bronte either......

[Hu6e]

I dont know if anyone else listens to opera. But when Pavarotti hits that note during Nessun Dorma, and the crowd gives him a standing ovation.... that's what I thought of when I read that last line.


https://youtu.be/rTFUM4Uh_6Y

Skip straight to 2.54.
That summed up my entire emotion.
I wish I knew how to make gifs!!
You're in fine form today Superbear.

[Riff888]

Good to see another Star Wars fan out there.

[beta101]

Rooter: Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth hu6e The Well-Endowed?

Xboyx: No?

Rooter: I thought not. It's not a story the other punters would tell you. It's a penis legend. Darth hu6e was a Dark Lord of the Penis, so big and so wise he could use his penis to influence the female hormones to create life… He had such a knowledge of the female organs, he could even keep the ones he cared about from menopause.

Xboyx: He could actually make old women horny?

Rooter: The dark side of the Penis is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.

Xboyx: What happened to him?

Rooter: He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his girth and length, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep and took his supplements. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.

Xboyx: Is it possible to learn this power?

Rooter: Not from Beta101

Lol that's pretty sad. u spend ur whole day think up of a bad joke. Actually I'm not even sure if it's a joke because it is so bad. Just so u can worship another guy's dick LOLOLOL. Does ur wife know u are being DTed by another guy n u love it so much? Fucking incel cuck fuck.

[Superbear]

Lol that's pretty sad. u spend ur whole day think up of a bad joke. Actually I'm not even sure if it's a joke because it is so bad. Just so u can worship another guy's dick LOLOLOL. Does ur wife know u are being DTed by another guy n u love it so much? Fucking incel cuck fuck.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5oAkM0K_HRs

Beta101 mate i was just fucking around witchu. But if you want my serious opinion. You are the guy with glasses in this video. Running around calling people gay.

[beta101]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5oAkM0K_HRs

Beta101 mate i was just fucking around witchu. But if you want my serious opinion. You are the guy with glasses in this video. Running around calling people gay.

Lol are u hurt by the gay comment? Did I upset u n ur bf? Poor u. Since u worship his cock so much u should divorce ur wife n marry his cock. N let him throat rape u FOUR times a day lol. When u are happyly gaging on his small dick dont forget to thank me for giving u life advice. You are welcome bitch.

[Superbear]

Lol are u hurt by the gay comment? Did I upset u n ur bf? Poor u. Since u worship his cock so much u should divorce ur wife n marry his cock. N let him throat rape u FOUR times a day lol. You should really thank me for giving u advice so u can be happy ever after.
He literally writes in his first sentence if you dont wanna read about dick problems stop reading now. 4 pages later and you are still here. You are either trolling or homophobic because big dick problems is a discussion as equal as small dick problems (i could lowblow u here and refer this to you) but I wont because both are acceptable discussions.

Also what is wrong with the topic in a 99% male forums what the hell are girls gonna say if he posts this in womens weekly forums? "Yeah i understand no i dont because i have a vagina."

[beta101]

He literally writes in his first sentence if you dont wanna read about dick problems stop reading now. 4 pages later and you are still here. You are either trolling or homophobic because big dick problems is a discussion as equal as small dick problems (i could lowblow u here and refer this to you) but I wont because both are acceptable discussions.

Also what is wrong with the topic in a 99% male forums what the hell are girls gonna say if he posts this in womens weekly forums? "Yeah i understand no i dont because i have a vagina."

Why don't u ask bf. why did he falsely attack me in another thread for no reason? I ignored him couple of times but his got some deep issues n when people ignore him. He goes crazy. So here we are. If u want me to stop attacking ur bf because u LOVE him lololol n can't bare the pain of seeing ur butthurt bf being owned like the fucking dumb bitch he is. Just tell him to kneel down n suck his own cock FOUR times. He will finally be at peace with himself after that n not be a crazy bitch anymore.

[Mr Bastard]

Like most things in life, for all the joy something has given you, you must repay in kind the opposite, i bet most well hung lads have enjoyed their size for most of their years…………….pay back is a bitch?

[Superbear]

Why don't u ask bf. why did he falsely attack me in another thread for no reason? I ignored him couple of times but his got some deep issues n when people ignore him. He goes crazy. So here we are. If u want me to stop attacking ur bf because u LOVE him lololol n can't bare the pain of seeing ur butthurt bf being owned like the fucking dumb bitch he is. Just tell him to kneel down n suck his own cock FOUR times. He will finally be at peace with himself after that n not be a crazy bitch anymore.

Its 2018 brah. Its about the skill not the gender /s. Anyway, with how you are acting on the forums I can't imagine what abusive things you may have done to that girl to make her afraid of you and ban you. We only have your side of the story as well and when people point out to just let it go regardless of her reason you became defensive. Im just parading on your lil feud with hu6e I don't really care lols.

He has his right to make his own thread about his topics and so do you. You both can contribute to each others topics but it seems his opinion on your situation was too upfront and worded in a way you took offensively and now you are in each others face spitting insults.

To be fair your thread was very helpful from the contributions from other punters for me as I have decided to stop seeing a regular permanently before I find myself in your shoes.

I just find it funny how you are both in every active threads having the same fight and im just chiming in for the lols.

[Littlewonder]

Being Hung is a problem most guys dream off.

So its good to hear that being average or normal at times can be better.

I think that if your normal size than small petite Asian girls will just love you if your a bit larger then maybe you need to see other than asian girls.

[beta101]

Its 2018 brah. Its about the skill not the gender /s. Anyway, with how you are acting on the forums I can't imagine what abusive things you may have done to that girl to make her afraid of you and ban you. We only have your side of the story as well and when people point out to just let it go regardless of her reason you became defensive. Im just parading on your lil feud with hu6e I don't really care lols.

He has his right to make his own thread about his topics and so do you. You both can contribute to each others topics but it seems his opinion on your situation was too upfront and worded in a way you took offensively and now you are in each others face spitting insults.

To be fair your thread was very helpful from the contributions from other punters for me as I have decided to stop seeing a regular permanently before I find myself in your shoes.

I just find it funny how you are both in every active threads having the same fight and im just chiming in for the lols.

if i was not an ideal customer, all the shops in sydney would ban me. but to this date i was never banned from any shops and im friends with many mls, wls and receptionists from different shops. so there goes ur character assassination theory u dumb fuck.

n who the fuck are u? fucking new account cough cough shill

u should just stick to sucking off ur bf. remember to let him DT u FOUR times for the LULZ. but really we know deep down u are just a cock worshipper n u love his cum on ur face haha :""")

[Hu6e]

if i was not an ideal customer, all the shops in sydney would ban me. but to this date i was never banned from any shops and im friends with many mls, wls and receptionists from different shops. so there goes ur character assassination theory u dumb fuck.

n who the fuck are u? fucking new account cough cough shill

u should just stick to sucking off ur bf. remember to let him DT u FOUR times for the LULZ. but really we know deep down u are just a cock worshipper n u love his cum on ur face haha :""")

Let's meet up for chat.
I would love to discuss world politics with you.

Or is the safety of throwing homophobic slurs too comforting from behind a screen?
I doubt you would have the guts to say those same things to my face. Because you are just a scared little kid, with no back bone. A gutless coward, a no mana bitch.

But please, prove me wrong, number 2.

[beta101]

Let's meet up for chat.
I would love to discuss world politics with you.

Or is the safety of throwing homophobic slurs too comforting from behind a screen?
I doubt you would have the guts to say those same things to my face. Because you are just a scared little kid, with no back bone. A gutless coward, a no mana bitch.

But please, prove me wrong, number 2.

It’s on bitch. Tomo 6pm infront of Apple store on George street. Don’t be a fucking son of chicken whore.

[Hu6e]

It’s on bitch. Tomo 6pm infront of Apple store on George street. Don’t be a fucking son of chicken whore.

Yeah, come out West and we'll chat.
I am not going all the into the city for you.
Blacktown traino, outside the 7/11.
It's the best I can do.
Do you mind if I bring my attorney?

[beta101]

Yeah, come out West and we'll chat.
I am not going all the into the city for you.
Blacktown traino, outside the 7/11.
It's the best I can do.
Do you mind if I bring my attorney?

bwak bwak bwak weak bitch

[Hu6e]

Dont be scared lad.
We are just going to talk world politics, right?

[beta101]

Dont be scared lad.
We are just going to talk world politics, right?


nah im going to fuck u up. tomo 6pm infront of apple store. u can bring ur boyfriends

[Hu6e]

No, no you wont.
Blacktown, or no dice lover boy.

[Babycat]

Anyone here will be scene reporter? With camera will be even better

[bronte]

Talked shit and then chickened out.
What part of the game is that ? LOL!

[yug]

It’s on bitch. Tomo 6pm infront of Apple store on George street. Don’t be a fucking son of chicken whore.

Sorry to meddle in all this "fight club" talk!
If you guys engage in fist fight on George Street, it will be on National news and police will swarm in within minutes.
That's literally the worst place to pick up fights.

However, the best place would be inside Apple store ground level under the huge staircase.
After the fight is over, you guys can go to the genius bar and one of the geeks will hand you i-patch (eye-patch).

[quackm2002]

Be careful Hu6e. I reckon beta would be a dirty fighter and all he has to do is get you moving around and sooner or later, you will trip on your huge schlong. If your monster cock gets revealed on national TV, Asian WLs will avoid you like the plague.

You might have more empathy for beta then 😔

[Hu6e]

Wait, what, a fight????
I thought we were going to talk about the economic effects of Brexit, the Trump administration's tariffs or Deuterte and his indiscriminate killing of drug users.
Over a shared pot of green tea.

I am not risking arrest over a petty feud on an internet forum, risking my job, family's well being and my ability to punt because of a silly little homophobic stalker.

Otherwise, what does it take to get banned here? Direct threats of violence obviously wont do it. Will it take an actual assault and police involvement before some real rules are laid down?

[bronte]

Wait, what, a fight????
I thought we were going to talk about the economic effects of Brexit, the Trump administration's tariffs or Deuterte and his indiscriminate killing of drug users.
Over a shared pot of green tea.

I am not risking arrest over a petty feud on an internet forum, risking my job, family's well being and my ability to punt because of a silly little homophobic stalker.

Otherwise, what does it take to get banned here? Direct threats of violence obviously wont do it. Will it take an actual assault and police involvement before some real rules are laid down?

like I said, just another corny attention whore.
Nothing to see here.

[Superbear]

You 2 should meet up and play gay chick en. Whoever backs off first is gay.

[beta101]

Hey bitch, don't forget the fight tonight at 6pm in front of the Apple store. I'm going to rekt u n ur bfs.

[beta101]

Talked shit and then chickened out.
What part of the game is that ? LOL!

Lol yeah Bronte his a yuge pussy. I'm still going to wait for him at the Apple store at 6pm today.

[beta101]

Anyone here will be scene reporter? With camera will be even better

You welcome to come, watch n record lol

[beta101]

Sorry to meddle in all this "fight club" talk!
If you guys engage in fist fight on George Street, it will be on National news and police will swarm in within minutes.
That's literally the worst place to pick up fights.

However, the best place would be inside Apple store ground level under the huge staircase.
After the fight is over, you guys can go to the genius bar and one of the geeks will hand you i-patch (eye-patch).

Lol good proposal. But I'm going to rekt him in public.

[Raybo]

Beta101 taking out hu6e and all his bfs.

https://media2.giphy.com/media/e37RbTLYjfc1q/200w.gif

[Superbear]

Lol good proposal. But I'm going to suck him in public.

Fixed your typo bro. No worries

[woods23]

Beta101 taking out hu6e and all his bfs.

https://media2.giphy.com/media/e37RbTLYjfc1q/200w.gif
Hahaha food post liked

Not bbfs him in public?:cool2:

[babycatmassage]

Lol good proposal. But I'm going to rekt him in public.
seriously? knock him out to keep your face? who cares of you keeping it? will you be arrested, who cares? will you lose your job, who cares? no one here, even the ppl around you, except you. some might even laugh so hard then. life is very cruel. hehe.

You welcome to come, watch n record lol
nah, busy working, unless get paid for watching it.

[vitamin]

Wait. Babycat has a shop? Since when?

[Hu6e]

Like Babycat said, why would I risk the welfare of my family, my job, the possibility of travel to America, and a million other things that come with being arrested and/or jail time?
I just wanted to discuss world issues, and drink tea....

But while you are here Babycat, your thoughts on the size of a guy? Would you knock back a client a service for being over sized?

[God Member]

Hahaha your homophobia betrays your closet gayness dude!

This reminds me of the bit in "Life of Brian" where they say "Only the true Messiah denies his divinity."

Brian: "What? What chance does that give me? OK then - I am the Messiah!"

All: He is! He is the Messiah!!

:shout:

[bbongobboy]

It's an unfortunate problem to have. Those blokes above the high average 6" or under the low average 5" and under have a hard time, or those with wider girth or thinner pencils, do it tough sometimes.

Small guys need to find women who think they're cute.

Large guys need to find women who enjoy large cocks. Many harder core working girls like extremes; I'm thinking 647, 751, 12, 104, 533, etc.

I'm afraid you'll be hard pressed finding a cute Asian model kind of girl who likes to be more than filled up.

Some of the girls at 206 are quite experienced it seems to me and might be happy to go the extra yard with you.

Wish you luck.

[whatsup]

I dont see this a problem...I take it as a compliment...especially at massage places..when a youngster or a milf says..oh..so big...nice....I have always experienced that myself

[rooter]

I dont see this a problem...I take it as a compliment...especially at massage places..when a youngster or a milf says..oh..so big...nice....I have always experienced that myself

A ML just has to give you a wank, so if you are big she is totally OK with that.
It's a different story for WLs. She has to take it in her pussy and be in pain and discomfort and have a sore pussy for the rest of the day and either take the rest of the day off and lose money, or try to earn a living and see all the next customers feeling pain and giving bad service to them because she is sore and upset.
They are two totally different jobs.

[Hu6e]

A ML just has to give you a wank, so if you are big she is totally OK with that.
It's a different story for WLs. She has to take it in her pussy and be in pain and discomfort and have a sore pussy for the rest of the day and either take the rest of the day off and lose money, or try to earn a living and see all the next customers feeling pain and giving bad service to them because she is sore and upset.
They are two totally different jobs.

Dead on rooter.
I am paranoid as hell about hurting the WL. It's a big turnoff to see someone in pain, and not enjoying a session. I empathize alot, and I can't continue.
Some punters just dont give a fuck. On more than one occasion I have heard about guys just going hell for leather, with no regard for the lady. Especially when drunk or coked up to the eyeballs.

[Riff888]

Being coked up is useless.
I was told a cashed up CEO with a lot of coke booked a overnight job. The girl had to BBBJ a semi linp dick for hours.
So boring for her, not to mention a sore mouth.
Apparently he got busted seeing girls and using coke.
I did some work as an escort driver for Escorts Sydney.
Did I hear some stories.
But I also learnt a lot.

[Babycat]

A ML just has to give you a wank, so if you are big she is totally OK with that.
It's a different story for WLs. She has to take it in her pussy and be in pain and discomfort and have a sore pussy for the rest of the day and either take the rest of the day off and lose money, or try to earn a living and see all the next customers feeling pain and giving bad service to them because she is sore and upset.
They are two totally different jobs.
You’re not woman but what you said is absolutely right

[Superbear]

You’re not woman but what you said is absolutely right
Did you just assume his gender?!?! Rooter is a woman at heart

[Babycat]

Did you just assume his gender?!?! Rooter is a woman at heart
He still has a slong, so I appreciate his thoughts

[harrycd]

This reminds me of the bit in "Life of Brian" where they say "Only the true Messiah denies his divinity."

Brian: "What? What chance does that give me? OK then - I am the Messiah!"

All: He is! He is the Messiah!!

:shout:

I have a vewy gweat fwiend in Wome called Biggus Dickus

[Hu6e]

^ this guy, I've missed this guy.
Best banterer.

[bronte]

Day 68:

Dear diary,

I continue to post on the forum. Yet still, my witty barbs are met with nothing. Neither hostility, nor the acceptance my tiny heart desires.

Today I called another member an "... attention whore"!!!! Oh if only the boys at Summer School could see me now, being a right larrikin! Mixing it up with the common folk on that interweb they speak of! Yet despite my hilarious repartee, nothing. It is as if I am invisible, like the nights long into winter when father would tickle my anus and claim it was the wind, soothing my buttocks from his earlier "....warp speed reaming Spock" as he had muttered into my ear whilst I chewed the pillow.

JAV_Fan69, I wonder what he is doing? He was once in the presence of someone who was a TS. She would know about the pleasures of having a man thrust his purple warrior into her caboose! If she knows these things, then JAV must know by proxy, and it is therefore my job to sweat his nutsack like it has never been sweated before!

Until that day though, I will continue to try to blend in. My obvious lack of information and insistence on commenting on everything that is posted will make me look legitimate, and not like the informant I really am.
Ay brah, I know it's taken you a month to come up with that shit but you need to get on to this - pronto !

http://forum.aus99.com/showthread.php?81807-Hu6e-and-Beta101&p=1500597&viewfull=1#post1500597


Is it gay to get a blowjob from a ladyboy, if she is topless, great tits, and you dont find out till after she has drained your balls??
Asking for a friend....


This guy needs to realise that he is a butt pirate sooner than later.

[bronte]

I thought you were the same guy for a minute. You’re both have a similar arrogance about you, bit aggressive, like to mention your Adonis-like bodies but he’s angrier and I assume not packing a can of pringles.
Not to mention that both of them might have also been intimate with ladies who were born men.

[Hu6e]

Not to mention that both of them might have also been intimate with ladies who were born men.

It doesn't offend me to be called gay, tranny fucker, or any of the other immature insults you try to throw at me, like the proverbial monkey poo throwing idiot that you are.
It is reflected in the amount of people that actually talk to you on this forum, of how other users think of you. The only other person that agrees or talks to you is that other homophobic idiot. It must feel lonely.... to be ignored so much. But maybe due to your severe lack of intelligence, awareness, or social skills.... you dont see how injudicious you are.
But please, continue. It is entertaining seeing you make a fool of yourself, and then watching everyone ignore you.

Hey cleetus, I can see how you'd draw those conclusions. But I only have one username here.... why do people think otherwise? Is it a crime to have a certain level of diction?Working out and being proud of the results?
As for the anger and arrogance.... yeah, maybe a little bit. Dickheads burn me.

[bronte]

The only other person that agrees or talks to you is that other homophobic idiot.
Mate, Jav_Fan69 could help you with your dilemma so don’t be harsh on him.

Plus, he’s definitely not a homophobic, far from it... LOL!

[Hu6e]

Mate, Jav_Fan69 could help you with your dilemma so don’t be harsh on him.

Plus, he’s definitely not a homophobic, far from it... LOL!

You are definitely retarded.
You should know beta...

Jav_Fan69 doesn't talk to you. He smacks you down, and you are too much of a stupid cunt to reply with any decent banter.
You are both fatuous and irrelevant.

[bronte]

You are definitely retarded.
You should know beta...

Jav_Fan69 doesn't talk to you. He smacks you down, and you are too much of a stupid cunt to reply with any decent banter.
You are both fatuous and irrelevant.
You didn’t go to work straight after that tranny finished blowing you, did you?

[bronte]

Ahahahahahahah I drop one little comment and Bronte gets his big boy pants on! Lol! How does it feel to be my dog? I throw you a scrap in the form of a reply through a crack in the door, I go about my weekend, and in that time you've managed to think about me for over 24 hours!!! Ahhahahahahahah what a loser. I don't even have to log in and you butter yourself up and start jerking it like Dennis Hopper in Blue Velvet you creepy beta faggot lolllllllllll.

When are you gonna learn: your time is mine to waste, and I've done a gentleman's duty wasting your weekend. Now back in your little sandpit you shortbus bitch until I pepper you again with what I decide is the amount of attention you deserve.

Ay mate, you need to log on to your other username.
/rip

[bronte]

Lol you mean hotnite? Or was it hotnite 2? Which one was my other username? I forget cause I keep getting your profiles banned.

Nice to see you're waiting for me too! Lol at your instantaneous reply!!!!! Have you prelubed and everything faggot?
Tell us what happened, brah - what have you been up to in this last month ?

And why did you come back ? Did you think it would be safe now ? LMAO !!

[bronte]

Lol I decided to grace you with my presence. Don't you think it's funny that I made a point about your crappy little online profile and thus, life, hinging on me, and the second I drop a comment, you come scurrying online to reply instantaneously! Lol like come on, you actually proved my point in full! That's brilliant! Your instant reply meant that you have either subscribed to this thread with the hope of getting a brief taste of my ballsweat, or that you have been sitting there transfixed to the screen awaiting my arrival. Which one was it? Gotta be one Bronte little boy.

Lol and yes, the internet is a very unsafe place. I mean, you could accidentally wander into a site like this one for punters. It's very unsafe here! I mean bronte could do so real damage with his words! Oh woe is me, how to overcome such staunch opposition. But I digress! Do you know what punting is little fella? Awwwww, you'll get there one day. Love the reviews by the way, keep em coming! And the specific visits you mention that are filled with juicy info! Wow, truly a treasure trove of acquired knowledge. The PM's must be blazing hot with the exchange of insider tips yeah!?

Anyways, I'm sure you have lots of vague shops to visit full of non-descript generic Asian women who perform some sort of sexual service. Again, loving the juicy insider information and contributions to the forum. Truely you are a resource for the ages.
Fuck me, another wall of texts!

You sure have a lot of stuff you need to get off your chest, huh ? and it’s only been a month!

Tell me what happened, brah !

[Hu6e]

I actually hadn’t thought of it until someone accused you of having an alias and then it occurred to me. Not judging either of you for any of those traits btw, just pointing out the similarities.

Well, we are not one in the same.
As bronte continued to make an absolute fool of himself again, with Jav_Fan69 throwing a well deserved dousing of petrol on the flaming flop, I was balls deep in a lovely Korean lady at 244.

[Mr Bastard]

Its official "Australia is out of PopCorn……………"

[bronte]

Well, we are not one in the same.
As bronte continued to make an absolute fool of himself again, with Jav_Fan69 throwing a well deserved dousing of petrol on the flaming flop, I was balls deep in a lovely Korean lady at 244.

Brah, you really should discuss your ladyboy conundrum with him while there’s time before I ran him off this forum again LMAOOO

[beta101]

You are definitely retarded.
You should know beta...


Bitch I already owned u. STFU. I'm going to rekt ur mum FOUR times now. Fucking little bitch whore.

[Mr Bastard]

There are actually people reading this garbage? I'll spoil the ending, there will be no greater understanding of the human condition gained from reading any of these posts. Just how Bronte is a no punt faggot who doesn't post anything ever worthwhile, how I can't let faggots like that abide, and something something about Mr Bastards date rape playlist that has a surprising amount of Tex Perkins on it.

HaHa……………….Your supplier is GOOOOOOOOOD………………

Garbage………………

I should invest and then waste my time reading Newspapers, or better still, start watching the news. No thanks, reading this is akin to watching a cat fight whilst in High School, "you go girls"

Must be blinds down and withdrawell time to be having a crack at Mr Bastard for nothing more than a light hearted comment…….

You gotta Fight, for your right, to Party………..

I'm not reading for "understanding" , I already posess the knowledge that I am being entertained, 5 minutes of catch up reading here after a good feed and the Mills and Boon doesn't get a look in.
Got a hot shipment of PopCorn coming in from Sou'East Asia if anyone wants to be hooked up, Australian made though it is…………..

Another shipment of ChillPills after that for the RAGERS…….

Oh shit, the paranoia is kicking in, I should have spent more money on my software security, how does he know where I live, I know you have a photo of me……

[tan30]

Running out of popcorn

[Midnight_Prowl]

Every wl loves my dick... Majority of them says i love your dick it is small... Not sure which one your prefer...sigh

[Hu6e]

Bitch I already owned u. STFU. I'm going to rekt ur mum FOUR times now. Fucking little bitch whore.

How did you own me?
Please, show the class....

You're going to fuck my mother? If you want to have sex with someone who has been dead for a few years, you are very strange. Tell her I said hi, and we all miss her.

There is a special place in this universe for those who disrespect the dead.
You'll learn, you insipid cock sneeze.
And i truly hope that your pineal gland empties it contents upon your day of reckoning. Leaving you to fall into an empty void, with all the questions and no answers.

[Hu6e]

Simsalbimbamba Saladu Saladim!!

UND KEINE EIER!!!

[Riff888]

Simsalbimbamba Saladu Saladim!!

UND KEINE EIER!!!

Is that in reference to "I create as I Speak"?

German but with Arabic in there, the true translation lost in time.

[bronte]

Another wall of texts? I'm posting on a thread on the internet kid, not sending you multiple SMS's. There are no "texts". Oh......shit, you mean wall of text! Ahhhhhhhh I get you. You mean wall of text, but English isn't your first language so you said "....wall of texts" like the dumb uneducated fuck that you are. I see. It's cool.

Anyways false alarm, I just popped on to get a laugh at you surreptitiously trying to get a taste of my arsehole. And you haven't "...ran" anyone anywhere, because remember, I'M the one that gets YOU banned little doggy. 2 profiles and counting bitch!!! Ahahahahahahahaha! Shall we make it a third??? Now that's how you proper run a cunt off the forum, get him banned. Not this "....JAV_Fan69 left for a punt at 104 so I'm gonna talk like a big man even though factually he's gotten my faggot ass banned twice and I haven't been able to shift him once" bullshit.

Why don't you write an after report on how my leather tastes you bootlicking faggot?



You're wasting your breath guy, the only punting he does is coming on here and getting fucked by me when I feel like throwing him a bone.
Told y’all I decide what kind of day this man is having LMAO !

[beta101]

How did you own me?
Please, show the class....

You're going to fuck my mother? If you want to have sex with someone who has been dead for a few years, you are very strange. Tell her I said hi, and we all miss her.

There is a special place in this universe for those who disrespect the dead.
You'll learn, you insipid cock sneeze.
And i truly hope that your pineal gland empties it contents upon your day of reckoning. Leaving you to fall into an empty void, with all the questions and no answers.

Just dig through all the threads. Dumb little lying FOUR rounds fuck shit fuck face of a whore.

[Hu6e]

Just dig through all the threads. Dumb little lying FOUR rounds fuck shit fuck face of a whore.

Yeah... I'm done.

[Hu6e]

Is that in reference to "I create as I Speak"?

German but with Arabic in there, the true translation lost in time.

It's a magic curse for "The Balls of Satan".
Or it is philosophical.... you be the creator of your interpretation.

But I'm done with that fool.

Let's talk about something relevant.

[beta101]

Yeah... I'm done.

Winning. Don't start fight next time dickhead.

[Hu6e]

But I forgot my pen.
Shit the bed.
Again.
Typical.

[quackm2002]

Guys, any chance the two of you can just agree that there has been a gross over-reaction on both sides, accept that this has gone way beyond what is reasonable and walk away from this?

The invective has reached a point where honestly, You are both better than this.

[CunningLinguist]

But I'm done with that fool.



Winning. Don't start fight next time dickhead.


<childish drivel>

Backflips are typical of fools and tools :)

[Clozapine]

I recommend do not take Corticosteriods . The side affects are weight gain but in the right places.

[Mr Bastard]

Lol!!!!! For someone who prides himself on being a bastard and trying to have Glenn Robbins level comedic timing, you sure do get your feelings hurt quickly.

What sent you over the edge? Was it the realisation that you don't have to read every post if you don't like the content, or was it me having a gentle poke at your love of Tex?

Oh here she is……………

Glenn Robbins……………..is that all you got Mr Lippy

Welcome back, how was rehab ?

[Hu6e]

Cut my dick into pieces.
This is my last resort.

[Littlewonder]

I am sure there are plenty of Punters on here that would like to have your problem.

Personally I find that most of the asian ladies I see are happy to see someone like me with an average size its more important to them that you treat them right

[Hu6e]

:cry: :cry:
Cry me a river......

Fuck off, you little piss stain.

[bronte]

Another day, another L.

Ain’t shit change LMAO!!

[JamesG]

I have been told many times I'm hung, even had some say it hurts and one girl having the go get a different brand condom......which is good for the ego

But I don't think I'm hung, not at all. My dick has shrunk at least a few cms over that last couple of years and is much smaller than the ones usually seen in porn. Maybe Asian guys are really small and in comparison I'm big, I don't know

[Hu6e]

I have been told many times I'm hung, even had some say it hurts and one girl having the go get a different brand condom......which is good for the ego

But I don't think I'm hung, not at all. My dick has shrunk at least a few cms over that last couple of years and is much smaller than the ones usually seen in porn. Maybe Asian guys are really small and in comparison I'm big, I don't know

Bro, I'll give you a few inches off mine.
Take as many as you want.
Maybe then I can finally see Abby @ 278..... fml.

Not to generalize , but most WLs I've been with say that alot of Asian guys are less than 1/2 of what I've got.
It's not a bad thing, fuck, it's the best I reckon. At least you are guaranteed to get DT more than once in a blue moon.

[JamesG]

At least Asians have an excuse (genetics) mine just decided to shrink. Maybe it's age, weight gain who knows

I guess the good thing is that I don't get turned away for being hung

I'm guessing it's mostly Asian punters that frequent brothels?

[Hu6e]

The ones I go to, its 50-60% Asian punters.
According to the ladies.

[JamesG]

Interesting....

The only time I've talked about other punters with girls is when they comment on age. I've been told alot of them get excited when a young guy comes in cause the majority are old (over 50)

[JamesG]

That was kind of off topic, but still relevant to the conversation

[Hu6e]

That was kind of off topic, but still relevant to the conversation

Being the way I am..... I get told all the time about the size of other dudes dicks.
The dick to forearm comparison happens a fair bit, and then my penis gets used as a measuring stick to other guys junk

I am not too old myself, and I like to keep fit. Shaved cock and balls area is always appreciated by the ladies. As does having blue eyes and a big nose.

Why do people always want what the dont have?
Gotta small nose, want a big one ..... small dick wants a big dick, big dick wants a small dick.
Straight hair, wants curls. Curls want straight.
Skin tone, dark to light, light to dark.

Humans aye....

[beta101]

Have you ever tried being less of a keyboard warrior

His gay n in love with his own cock. If his really as big as he claim. he probably suck his own dick everynight lol

[luckyluke]

If your big then most working girls won't do it as you can hurt their pussy and that means they can't work and earn money. You have to find some regulars that are good with it.

[Waklu]

I need to ask ml wl whether mine big small or medium