A WILD shot at the dark

[Hogrider]

A few months ago this shop started advertising here .

Ming Yue hui health clinic

“Professional massage for the male anatomy and prostate “ and so on ...

29 Oscar street , Chatswood
Almost 90% of the posts were Chinese and I guess that might be the reason I missed so many hints ..

Maybe it was September or early October. After a busy day went for it ..
Made a booking earlier and let them know what I wanted ..

A good massage , a good tug at the end with a bit prostate “treatment “ (before this I had never tried that, so wanted someone who know someone this stuff)

A little background : I have had plenty of Juagen massage in many countries.
It’s not the same as prostate massage ..
if you guys have never had it , you’re missing ..

So I walk in , greeted by a Milf lady . Told her had a booking .

So normal massage : 40/50/60 the usual..

Massage + “ special prostate massage” : 80/90/110 (don’t exactly remember)

Opted for the latter . Was led into a room and after undressing the milf lady herself started the massage ..
Then and there I said, is no one else available ?
She said no , I was like “alright” ..
and head goes into the table hole ..

So for 10 mins I am having a good shoulder rub carefully pressing in the pressure points .. She knows some massage after all I guess ..

Suddenly she walks out without noticing me and with the door open talks to someone in the shop in Chinese .
2/3 mins after she brings this pretty young girl (forgot name , very good English , Chinese, student in a uni..

Okay moving on , the youngling starts massage and she is well learned in massage too !
I am thinking boy this is good times !!

So almost 25/30 mins up ..
I was turned over ..
and because “ being a wise person” - I opted for special oil/lotion for the 2nd part ( for $20 on top of everything )

Then she brings out a jar and started slowly massaging my cock and surrounding areas .. carefully caressing the balls and shaft makes me hard like a Bonobo or a cuttlefish in mating season .

Mind it , while doing all this she never GRIPS my cock ! Or balls ..
I thought to myself maybe I'm getting a "Palm-job" similar to many shops " Wrist-job" in Bangkok..

She just lathers oil/lotion all over , with her palm and fingers .. occasionally pressing thumbs on some points ( this was actually nice and part of Juagen) .

Never she comes near my arsehole ..

again

Never gripes my cock while I am hard as rock ..

Also , after 10 mins after she applied the lotion it started burning .. like someone used VICKS instead of Dove / Nivea .

In around 40 mins mark she says...
“ FINISHED “

I thought I heard wrong , coz man my balls are blue as kingfishers back .. I told her aren’t you gonna release me gesturing my almost sore dick .. she said she doesn’t do that ..

Umm what ?

Anyway , I offered more tips ..

Nope ..

I was going crazy , but being a calm person just blamed my bad luck and common sense.

Got up , cleaned myself .. couldn’t use hot towel coz It was fucking burning. Dressed up.. said bye ..

I come home , almost burning and limping all the way in the groin ..
showered and promised myself ,
I will never apply anything in my dick which is used for burning down forests .. 😤

Never ever again ..

At first I thought this shop doesn’t belong in aus99 forum , don’t know why it came in the first place..

although maybe as
“ just a legit massage place “ it would be okay ..

As for prostate massage , I went to Renwick soon after , that’s an AR for later ..

[schloong]

A great read and many thanks for sharing Bro!
I must admit I was a bit curious when I first noticed their adverts, but certainly glad I didn't follow through. I was both wincing and laughing at the same time & realised that your experience could have been me!
Bloody hell!!! Thanks for taking one for the team bro...

[Hogrider]

A great read and many thanks for sharing Bro!
I must admit I was a bit curious when I first noticed their adverts, but certainly glad I didn't follow through. I was both wincing and laughing at the same time & realised that your experience could have been me!
Bloody hell!!! Thanks for taking one for the team bro...

You’re welcome, but this one I didn’t want to take even for the team 😝..

[BlackToad]

I think they call this the Blue balls treatment....

[Hogrider]

I think they call this the Blue balls treatment....

Yes , and the treatment worked so well I had to wait a few more hours after getting home so the burning goes away for a self release ..

Fifty fucking shades of blue ..

Also it can be called
“ Fire and Ice - the nightmare version “

[Sydlong]

Great AR and I did try not to laugh, I can picture the situation

Please let us know how you went at Renwick, I tried them a couple of weeks ago and was not really impressed overall but YMMV

[Hogrider]

Great AR and I did try not to laugh, I can picture the situation

Please let us know how you went at Renwick, I tried them a couple of weeks ago and was not really impressed overall but YMMV

Well laugh it away .. I got plenty of hilarious stories :/ hahaha ..

In Renwick , I tried KIWI .. will try to pen it down soon ..

So many ARs to write , have been here around for a long time only seeing and punting ..Recently signed up and Now it’s time to share all ..

[studsg]

Awesome review bro Hogrider.

Tried so hard not to laugh... But definitely looking forward to your other AR.

I've tried the Thai Jua Gen or ball massage in Thailand and it's really good. Can't seem to find any in AU providing a similar service.

Like the rest says. Thanks for taking one for the team [emoji106]

[Hogrider]

Awesome review bro Hogrider.

Like the rest says. Thanks for taking one for the team [emoji106]

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Thanks bro studSG , I’m sure plenty of bros here have funny stories too.. it’s always a pleasure to read the funny ones beside serious ARs .. hahah ..

🤟🏼