Macbeth_oz
20-12-2018, 10:09 PM
Where:- Central Massage 131 Kippax St
Cost:- $90 opening special
Value for money :- 1/10 Supposed to be one hour massage. Less than 45 minutes including hot towel and complaining on the way out.
Attitude :- 1/10 she was breathing
Part 1 :- 5/10
Part 2 :- I once had a catheter pushed up my cock into my bladder. I found that more enjoyable if unpleasant.
I saw that Central Massage in Kippax St had an opening special. I go for a massage once a week but stick to regular parlours for reasons that will become obvious. I saw that Kippax St had an opening special and decided to try it out. I only live 15 minutes down the road.
Went in and met Penny on the front desk and was asked to wait 15 minutes. I had come in on spec off the street so no worries.
Eventually a girl appears. She says her name is Gigi and I am to follow. We went up a flight of stairs and Gig let’s me into the room. It’s 4:05 and I am expecting an hours massage, b2b and happy ending. I have already paid Jenny the money down stairs and the room is neat not too small and the massage table has a fresh cloth on it.
I am in my 60’s and my last punt of 2 hours was last Monday. So Gigi starts to disrobe and strips off the black t shirt, panties and bra. Things are looking good and Mr Happy is starting to stir.
Unfortunately things went immediately down hill from here. Gigi commenced to massage my back and torso. It was ok. I have had worse. After 20 minutes I decided we might move to part 2.
I touched Gigi on the leg and she stroked my back gently. I roll over and Gigi oils up Mr Happy. I attempted to touch Gigi on the bum and she jumped to the other end if the table. So much for the b2b. The only parts of Gigi I came in contact with were her hand and fore arms.
Gigi squats at the end of the table and has a look on her face between anger and disgust.
She grabs my dick, squirts on oil and proceeds to play with it with a technique I would call pulling out the weeds combined with toilet brush cleaning the toilet. All the while squatting at the end of the table as far from me as she possibly can be.
After 5 or 10 minutes of this I had to stop. I told her I would do it but between her glowering and my now lack of any interest I Lost all desire to be there.
I rolled over asked for more massage. After another 5 or 10 minutes of massage she went and got towels cleaned up and we left.
On the way out I saw Penny and told her that I didn’t enjoy the experience.
Penny offered to massage me herself. I would have loved it as she is red hot but I had to leave. She says I can come back on Monday and she will massage me herself at no cost. Whether she does or not is another thing.
The trouble about paying up front is they have their money and you don’t have the service. It can be great or it can be awful. This wasn’t great.
I only asked Gigi where she was from and what was her age. I even asked her if this was all she did. Her answer was that I would have to ask reception.
We will see if Penny stands by the deal and gives me a massage. I really don’t think it’s going to happen. I couldn’t wait to leave.
Cost:- $90 opening special
Value for money :- 1/10 Supposed to be one hour massage. Less than 45 minutes including hot towel and complaining on the way out.
Attitude :- 1/10 she was breathing
Part 1 :- 5/10
Part 2 :- I once had a catheter pushed up my cock into my bladder. I found that more enjoyable if unpleasant.
I saw that Central Massage in Kippax St had an opening special. I go for a massage once a week but stick to regular parlours for reasons that will become obvious. I saw that Kippax St had an opening special and decided to try it out. I only live 15 minutes down the road.
Went in and met Penny on the front desk and was asked to wait 15 minutes. I had come in on spec off the street so no worries.
Eventually a girl appears. She says her name is Gigi and I am to follow. We went up a flight of stairs and Gig let’s me into the room. It’s 4:05 and I am expecting an hours massage, b2b and happy ending. I have already paid Jenny the money down stairs and the room is neat not too small and the massage table has a fresh cloth on it.
I am in my 60’s and my last punt of 2 hours was last Monday. So Gigi starts to disrobe and strips off the black t shirt, panties and bra. Things are looking good and Mr Happy is starting to stir.
Unfortunately things went immediately down hill from here. Gigi commenced to massage my back and torso. It was ok. I have had worse. After 20 minutes I decided we might move to part 2.
I touched Gigi on the leg and she stroked my back gently. I roll over and Gigi oils up Mr Happy. I attempted to touch Gigi on the bum and she jumped to the other end if the table. So much for the b2b. The only parts of Gigi I came in contact with were her hand and fore arms.
Gigi squats at the end of the table and has a look on her face between anger and disgust.
She grabs my dick, squirts on oil and proceeds to play with it with a technique I would call pulling out the weeds combined with toilet brush cleaning the toilet. All the while squatting at the end of the table as far from me as she possibly can be.
After 5 or 10 minutes of this I had to stop. I told her I would do it but between her glowering and my now lack of any interest I Lost all desire to be there.
I rolled over asked for more massage. After another 5 or 10 minutes of massage she went and got towels cleaned up and we left.
On the way out I saw Penny and told her that I didn’t enjoy the experience.
Penny offered to massage me herself. I would have loved it as she is red hot but I had to leave. She says I can come back on Monday and she will massage me herself at no cost. Whether she does or not is another thing.
The trouble about paying up front is they have their money and you don’t have the service. It can be great or it can be awful. This wasn’t great.
I only asked Gigi where she was from and what was her age. I even asked her if this was all she did. Her answer was that I would have to ask reception.
We will see if Penny stands by the deal and gives me a massage. I really don’t think it’s going to happen. I couldn’t wait to leave.