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Assandlegs
22-03-2019, 02:57 AM
Hey fellow bro's.. thought I would share my year with you...

As one would imagine, most of my time has been devoted to one girl that holds a very special place in my heart. However, this has not always been the case.... Lala had extracted a promise from me in May 18 that I would not see any other girls other than her, she asked me not to see other WL as it hurt her to see me with other girls. I have upheld this promise as I have developed very strong feelings for this stunningly beautiful girl as I have been seeing her... well, lets call a spade a spade.. I had fallen in love with Lala and the fact that she had become my one and only just shows how special this beautiful girl actually is! In reality, I am a cynical bastard, but the sweet things that Lala whispers to me really tug at my heartstrings... so I wasn't cynical enough!

Without further ado, my list of punts for 2018 are as follows, in no specific order.... just know that all these punts, other than Lala, below took place prior to May 18!!

Ginza Lala (her exclusively since May 18) for a total of 222 sessions..I miss her deeply :love::love::love:
Annie @ Ginza
Lala/Cici double @ 278
Michelle @ 42G (5x)
Renee @ N5M
Eva @ 244 - Bedroom eyes and luscious lips to die for!(12x)
Lisa @ 244, (8x)
Eva/Lisa MMFF double with Brothelcreeper @ 244 - 3 Jan 18 - the ultimate porn experience!
Eva/Lisa birthday double @ 244
Molly @ 244 - the ultimate GFE (14x)
Coco @ 244
Linda @ 244 (5x)
Abby @ 244
Bunny @ 244 (3x)
Autumn @ 244
Venus @ 244
Summer @ 244
Wendy @ 244 ... the ultimate orgasmic girl (9x)
Crystal @ 244 - HOT!! (4x)
Sasa @ 244
Cathy @ 244
Sky @ 244
Nova @ N5M (now Baby @ 278)
Mia @ 42G and N5M (3x)
Leila @ N5M (now Rose @278) (5x)
Julia @ N5M (was Sarah @ 278, now back as Julia @ N5M)(8x)
Alina @ N5M
Gaby @ N5M
Yuki @ TP64
Apple @ TP64 (9x)
Wei Wei @ TP64 (3x)
Kesi @ TP64 (3x)
Carla @ TP64
Gigi @ TP64 (2x)
Baby @ TP64
Sue @ Mascara Club
Apple @ Mascara Club
Summer @ Ruby Kiss

I had a total of 333 punts, of which 222 were with Lala... I also spent the last 2 hours in session 222 on her very last day ... the symmetry of all the numbers makes my heart cry!

However, I also had a Seeking Arrangements sugar baby "Victoria", this babe was a supremely gorgeous Russian Chinese heritage, born in Australia and sounded like a Brit. Her skin was as smooth as white porcelain and she was completely hairless - except for her head !! Many Sundays were taken up by her from late 17 to early 18 - our best day ever cost me $300 and together for 7 hours including lunch and dinner.. I was seeing her until Lala extracted the exclusive promise in May 18 and she started working at 278 on Sunday ... You CAN find that gem on SA, you just need the patience to look. She was very upset when I broke it off and stopped seeing her.. (hmm, now that Lala is no longer working, I wonder what my chances are of restarting this ...??)

Flops of 2018 - Surprisingly few but here they are:

Cookie @ N5M - stunningly beautiful, but actually got so pissed with me for making her cum - she actually wacked me really hard as she was so pissed with me... booked 1 hour, she walked out at 35 min mark... for making her cum!!!:startle:
Mango @ 244 - Lasted 1 day... my worst punt ever - couldn't even give me a BJ.. went south very quickly...:grimace:
Champagne @ 244 - Tall, stunningly gorgeous, but we just didn't click - Thought looks trumped service...:surprise:
Mina @ TP64 - Not much I can say, other than she made no effort to look her best and it put me off for the rest of the session, so much so that I couldn't even get a semi Hard-on!

My thanks to the punters of Aus99 - most of you are great, you supported my efforts and answered my questions. I have always tried to write my AR's exactly as it happened, without exaggeration.

A super special mention goes to the Lala Fanboi stalker club... their hate is legendary.... Know that I will always hate your guts, you're a gutless stalking piece of shit and a true cunt in every meaning of the word that went way out of your way to try and stop me seeing her and tried to keep Lala to yourself and lie to her... you were so selfish that you couldn't even help her with a review, but you took the effort to write to each and every one who commented in my Lala reviews about how much Lala "hated my guts"! Anyway, in part, it was because of your hate that I actually seen Lala as much as I did, so I get to thank you for that at least... Your hate was so bad, that Lala begged me to just block you as what you wrote upset her so deeply (which made me hate you so much more) that she treated me like a King! You were snide enough to call my AR's of Lala bullshit, but know now that each one I showed to Lala to be my editor.. to read and make changes if she didn't like what I wrote (which she did btw..lol).

It really amazed me the level of jealousy that this bunch of fuckwits evolved into... as you all know, I don't have a jealous bone in my body... I always tried to help Lala reach her goal and I am pleased to think that I have done so...

Anyway team... happy punting...and, my biggest piece of advice... DONT FALL IN LOVE WITH A WL!!! lol

Climax598
22-03-2019, 07:47 AM
Yes don get in love with a WL. Is easy to say then done. How do she feel about you?

Brothelcreeper
22-03-2019, 08:58 AM
Nice summary A&L and glad to see that you enjoyed our MMFF at Paddo. That was fun and I haven't repeated it since but keen to do so sometime if anyone is interested.

So what about your future punting ?

Assandlegs
22-03-2019, 09:23 AM
Yes don get in love with a WL. Is easy to say then done. How do she feel about you?

She told me exactly how she felt... but, life sometimes sucks...


Nice summary A&L and glad to see that you enjoyed our MMFF at Paddo. That was fun and I haven't repeated it since but keen to do so sometime if anyone is interested.

So what about your future punting ?

Thanks BC.. not sure yet. I will wait and see what happens.

Yogurt
22-03-2019, 11:49 AM
Al mate , you are the champion ....

Raybo
22-03-2019, 11:54 AM
wow......money is one thing, you can't take that with you and it is there to spend.....its what makes the world go round....but how did you find the time???

Thanks for the post A&L.

f6tornado
22-03-2019, 12:44 PM
A&L's 2018 summary mentioned Cathy at 244. Is she the same Cathy now working at 5 Star? Was she any good at 244?

Assandlegs
22-03-2019, 02:15 PM
A&L's 2018 summary mentioned Cathy at 244. Is she the same Cathy now working at 5 Star? Was she any good at 244?I don't think they are.

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Weapon
22-03-2019, 03:59 PM
That exclusivity promise is saving you lots of money.

I'm surprised to read this post. I thought you two were going to marry. Have I missed one of your posts? Whats going on?

mcjesus
22-03-2019, 06:29 PM
333 punts in 2018 alone? jesus...

time for some rest, bro.

toysrus
22-03-2019, 08:15 PM
A punt every 1.09 days! Wouldn't you run out of cum or do you not cum in some bookings?

Assandlegs
23-03-2019, 01:38 PM
A punt every 1.09 days! Wouldn't you run out of cum or do you not cum in some bookings?I think I have had 3 punts where I didn't blow my load... and remember all of my sessions with Lala after session 100 were all 90 minutes to 3 hours... they were nearly all 2 shot sessions...
I have to admit to straining the odd muscle every now and then though...

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Assandlegs
28-03-2019, 02:07 AM
That exclusivity promise is saving you lots of money.

I'm surprised to read this post. I thought you two were going to marry. Have I missed one of your posts? Whats going on?Hey bro Weapon... sorry, I didn't notice your post. I am not in the position to marry anyone... both my personal life and my career have conspired against me here...
As much as I love her, she deserves someone better in her life.
I hope she marries someone for love and not some other cunt for other reasons....

chrislee1981
28-03-2019, 09:42 PM
Hi al where can I find this Victoria u talking about? PM me if u can

Assandlegs
29-03-2019, 02:03 AM
Hi al where can I find this Victoria u talking about? PM me if u canShe's on the "Seeking Arrangements" website. With this site, you need to pay a monthly fee in order to be able to read messages from the sugar babies here.
This site is mostly a waste of time, but I have also met amazing girls from here!

One thing I can't do bro chrislee1981 is give you any contact details...

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paddington244
29-03-2019, 07:58 AM
nice work rock
shane

Assandlegs
31-03-2019, 12:06 AM
nice work rock
shaneThanks Shane.. 244 is an awesome shop... so many great memories!

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Assandlegs
04-04-2019, 08:38 PM
Hi A&L, sorry I thought that you were single but surely you could have changed that not sure how work would be a problem if you really loved her.I miss her terribly...

She knew my situation because I have never lied to her about anything.... mind you, I never volunteered info , but if she asked I told her the truth.

Still, I don't know what the future holds... maybe...

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