Stealing underwear

[cuteguy]

C'Mon guys but this must be an all time low to steal a girl's only underwear after seeing her for a massage. I came across a ML who introduced herself and I noticed she was holding her dress down. She later informed me she couldn't find her panties after the last session. It appears the last guy had stolen her panties and done a quick exit. This poor girl who had just started doing this job had to walk around with no panties because she didn't bring any spare ones. For the guy who took her panties shame on you!

[Raybo]

What a shit go.....you didn't offer to go buy her some after your session....potential brownie points right there!

[jesus-chan]

Yea it's pretty low to steal panties. But it's hilarious to think about what was running through the guys head and him just legging it afterwards.

[cuteguy]

She had another booking straight after me and I had no opportunity to race off and buy her a pair of panties.

[annintofu]

shop owner should post a detailed description of this guy to warn other shops n girls

[xboyx]

while you have sympathy for her, surely you got a hard on erection?

[hyperultra]

Disgusting. ML/WL need to be warned about this behaviour. Shame that a lady has to watch both her valuables and her clothes

Any man stealing clothes should be banned

Creeps who steal womens clothes off the clothes line are also revolting human beings. Control your uncouth insticts, dont be ruled by them. If I caught a guy stealing my sister or girlfriends underwear from the backyard, usually it happens at night, they will be photographed with smartphone camera flash and directly reported to the police. These type of people tend to hang around your property, its just gross

[cuteguy]

Disgusting. ML/WL need to be warned about this behaviour. Shame that a lady has to watch both her valuables and her clothes

Any man stealing clothes should be banned

Totally agree. What has the world come to these days? Girls can't leave their panties without some guys taking their panties/ g-strings because they have an underwear fetish. I wonder what that thief will do with her panties. Will he be masturbating or just sniffing them?

[hyperultra]

But some of the story needs further explanation.
For this to happen, a lady has to be underwear free as the man walks out the door. Surely the women has had time to get dressed close to the same time the man is getting his clothes on
I usually see the woman dressing first, then tidying up the room. Its uncommon for a lady to tidy up the room including bedsheet etc everywhere while undressed. How does she remain naked for so long after the punt, and still without underwear on as the guy leaves ?
The work policy should be the lady gets dressed after session, then tidies room, then says goodbye to punter
This protects her phone, her valuables, and her clothes. Hate to say it, but in this day and age women may need to have their valuables, including bra and panties, in a zipped up bag

[BlackToad]

The punter should have at least offered some cash for the panties.

[storry_teller]

But some of the story needs further explanation.
For this to happen, a lady has to be underwear free as the man walks out the door. Surely the women has had time to get dressed close to the same time the man is getting his clothes on
I usually see the woman dressing first, then tidying up the room. Its uncommon for a lady to tidy up the room including bedsheet etc everywhere while undressed. How does she remain naked for so long after the punt, and still without underwear on as the guy leaves ?
The work policy should be the lady gets dressed after session, then tidies room, then says goodbye to punter
This protects her phone, her valuables, and her clothes. Hate to say it, but in this day and age women may need to have their valuables, including bra and panties, in a zipped up bag
It can be happen. Ml can quickly put their clothes on first but leave underwear for later. They might think it’s somewhere but first thing to care is to take customer out and get room done. Not all the time they have enough time to get fully dressed. Nothing complicated or hard to understand.
Btw, some of them might keep spare underwear on their bags.

[Raybo]

It can be happen. Ml can quickly put their clothes on first but leave underwear for later. They might think it’s somewhere but first thing to care is to take customer out and get room done. Not all the time they have enough time to get fully dressed. Nothing complicated or hard to understand.
Btw, some of them might keep spare underwear on their bags.

This.....I know MLs that do this a lot, especially if they want to clean themselves up a little as well.

[Catiness]

How low is it to steal underwears! Haha

Hopefully that guy gets caught out someday. Let him steal some panties with skid marks...

[rooter]

I lost a sock at a brothel once.
Me and the WL looked everywhere for it; on the floor, under the bed, among the towels. in the rubbish bin etc.
No sign of it. It’s like it disappeared into thin air

[hyperultra]

I lost a sock at a brothel once.
Me and the WL looked everywhere for it; on the floor, under the bed, among the towels. in the rubbish bin etc.
No sign of it. It’s like it disappeared into thin air

I try to streamline what I bring to a session to minimise things getting lost or left behind. My fear is leaving a wallet or watch behind

When I have time I leave wallet, watch, tie in the car. I bring enough cash and basic clothes

I try to turn my mobile to silent, if I remember. Last year my gf at the time rang me 5 times during a 1 hour session, to talk to me. I didnt answer. But the ringing phone killed the mood

[clausedd]

Wew what a shitty move. This is why i reckon we can't have nice things all the time.

[sydpunt]

I actually had a ML told me the same thing. She said she has to be careful as some guys do steal her underwear. I suppose as a trophy of punting. But poor girl has to deduct cost of underwear from the $50 tip.

[aussiegaigin]

I lost a sock at a brothel once.
Me and the WL looked everywhere for it; on the floor, under the bed, among the towels. in the rubbish bin etc.
No sign of it. It’s like it disappeared into thin air

WAs there a washing machine in the room? They're good at stealing my socks.

[CunningLinguist]

One way to stop this happening is for the ML not to wear underwear, this is quite common!

[Guymartin420]

Offer used underwear for a price..

[rooter]

WAs there a washing machine in the room? They're good at stealing my socks.

Good theory, but no, no washing machine.
And I checked if I put both socks on the same foot too, but that wasn't it either.
Actually the two socks on the same foot got me thinking maybe the pantie thief wasn't actually a thief but just made an innocent mistake.
Maybe he accidentally put on the girls undies after the session in addition to his own; maybe in the dim light and his post coital bliss or the rush to get out on time he wasn't thinking straight?

[Forward Must Hang]

....She said she has to be careful as some guys do steal her underwear. I suppose as a trophy of punting....

Bloody hell, what sort of behaviour is that? What is it, some 1980s college jiggle flick like Porkys or Revenge of the Nerds?

And what are they going to do with them, hang them from the aerial of their Hyundai Excel and do laps of the Main Street?

Some special behaviour right there.

[gentleguy]

I would've offered to drop down to coles to buy her a new pair.

[storry_teller]

Coles doesn’t have, I think

I would've offered to drop down to coles to buy her a new pair.

[Climax598]

Victoria secret who be better.

[SexyBoi]

Coles doesn’t have, I think

Yes Coles or Woolies would have your basic underwear (Bonds or others). But lingerie no there’s not, you have to go to the specialty shops in malls for those.

[Raybo]

I would have went to the nearest shop to buy her a couple of pair, even if I had to drop it off to them to the mamasan if the ML was busy....also tell her what happened.

[BuryYourDead]

Disgusting. ML/WL need to be warned about this behaviour. Shame that a lady has to watch both her valuables and her clothes

Any man stealing clothes should be banned

Creeps who steal womens clothes off the clothes line are also revolting human beings. Control your uncouth insticts, dont be ruled by them. If I caught a guy stealing my sister or girlfriends underwear from the backyard, usually it happens at night, they will be photographed with smartphone camera flash and directly reported to the police. These type of people tend to hang around your property, its just gross

This guy..... you think the police will care?
NSW police are a force unto their own.
They make up, and enforce their own laws,
Then cram it in to current legislation.

Better to flog him yourself.
He wouldn't be calling the pigs on you either.

I lost a piercing during an intense fuck session.
Insane sexual aggression.
The WL was searching furiously for it.
I was not keen to put it back on after it had been on a brothel floor though.

[Forward Must Hang]

This guy..... you think the police will care?
NSW police are a force unto their own.
They make up, and enforce their own laws,
Then cram it in to current legislation.


Yes. The Police will care. Tell you why the Police will care. They will find it pretty repugnant that a punter has nicked a WLs knickers. A lot of cops have soft spots for WLs. Cops also like a laugh. Nothing would be better than getting some snow dropper into an interview room and threaten him with court action and his "dirty little secret" getting into the world of public information. Just to watch the twirl squirm and break down would be worth the price of admission. Might be a minor misdemeanour but if you could get your hands on the bloke, the joy, the karma! He wouldn't do it again.

As for those last 3 lines - stick it to the establishment you renegade! LOL.

FMH

[BlackToad]

Yes. The Police will care. Tell you why the Police will care. They will find it pretty repugnant that a punter has nicked a WLs knickers. A lot of cops have soft spots for WLs. Cops also like a laugh. Nothing would be better than getting some snow dropper into an interview room and threaten him with court action and his "dirty little secret" getting into the world of public information. Just to watch the twirl squirm and break down would be worth the price of admission. Might be a minor misdemeanour but if you could get your hands on the bloke, the joy, the karma! He wouldn't do it again.

As for those last 3 lines - stick it to the establishment you renegade! LOL.

FMH

At least they will have a semen sample from the alleged perpetrator to help catch him.

[Bundyon]

There has to be an investigation HAHAHAHAHA, yeah ring the cops HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.....

[Forward Must Hang]

Hahahahahaha... I'm an ex cop so I know exactly what would happen if the muppet got caught Hahahahahaha.

Hang on, why are we laughing?

FMH

[murphy]

What is the offence for stealing underwear off the line in the middle of the night? Serious question

[BlackToad]

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[BlackToad]

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[wilisno]

What is the offence for stealing underwear off the line in the middle of the night? Serious question

Burglary, theft !

[liminal]

Whilst a moment of embarrassment and deep inconvenience, so sympathise for anybody in the situation, More so If she’s caught in an upper thigh length dress and not much else

On the other hand I smell a business opportunity here… Shops could install vending machines... You can buy Your favourite mL’s Smalls

[liminal]

This guy..... you think the police will care?
NSW police are a force unto their own.
They make up, and enforce their own laws,
Then cram it in to current legislation.

Better to flog him yourself.
He wouldn't be calling the pigs on you either.

I lost a piercing during an intense fuck session.
Insane sexual aggression.
The WL was searching furiously for it.
I was not keen to put it back on after it had been on a brothel floor though.

what was she Doing to your belly button, and with what? I’m assuming it’s a deep inny not a cute outty

[wilisno]

On the other hand I smell a business opportunity here… Shops could install vending machines... You can buy Your favourite mL’s Smalls
It already happened in Japan for years !

[liminal]

It already happened in Japan for years !

Uhmm. this is Sydney

[Raybo]

Burglary, theft !

Trespass as well I would guess

[liminal]

Fashion faux pas

[liminal]

Victoria secret who be better.

If A choice has to be made, then make it Honey birdette

[BuryYourDead]

what was she Doing to your belly button, and with what? I’m assuming it’s a deep inny not a cute outty

Lol, the piercing was on my face.
She fucked my face off... well, part of it...

[BuryYourDead]

Hahahahahaha... I'm an ex cop so I know exactly what would happen if the muppet got caught Hahahahahaha.

Hang on, why are we laughing?

FMH

An ex cop you say.... oh dear... I will hold my tongue then.

[Forward Must Hang]

An ex cop you say.... oh dear... I will hold my tongue then.

Relax. I can't arrest and charge anyone but I can still fold most people into a pretzel. :)

I joined to do something meaningful with my life and protect people from ass-hats. Sure, I saw enough dodgy crap in the ranks that pissed me right off but I never turned my back on the value of what the service did. Never got involved in that crap myself, the best rort I was on in the force was being in a team of people you trust with each others lives. I left because I was unable to leave it all on the desk - some shit you see you bring home and before you know it, it's so hard to live with yourself that taking your own life ends up on your "things to do" list.

Gees I enjoyed knocking on a door to tell some parents that their 19 year old daughter died in a car crash while you wonder if you got all her blood off your shoes before you walk inside. Oh the stories I could tell!

But hey, go ahead, slag off cops all you want. Just do yourself a favour and don't do it while I'm in the room. I tend not to take it well.

FMH

[CunningLinguist]

But hey, go ahead, slag off cops all you want. Just do yourself a favour and don't do it while I'm in the room. I tend not to take it well.

FMH

Are you a cop, maybe we need a new thread: Ask me anything I'm a cop

[Forward Must Hang]

Are you a cop, maybe we need a new thread: Ask me anything I'm a cop

No, I'm not a cop, I'm an ex-cop. I left before I became an ex-person.

Happy to be asked anything. I reserve the right not to respond to some questions though for reasons of self incrimination. Not saying I didn't play by the rules of course. Like this one time, and about 3 others I can recall, attending a domestic where the woman didn't want to press charges because she was scared of copping it worse. I'd leave the female officer inside to talk through with the victim while I'd take the perpetrator outside for a little talk about how karma comes back to bite cowards on the arse. Quite often that would make them feel so empowered they'd launch themselves down a flight of stairs.

I call that a "feel good story".

There's rules justice and there's practical justice.

[murphy]

No, I'm not a cop, I'm an ex-cop. I left before I became an ex-person.

Happy to be asked anything. I reserve the right not to respond to some questions though for reasons of self incrimination. Not saying I didn't play by the rules of course. Like this one time, and about 3 others I can recall, attending a domestic where the woman didn't want to press charges because she was scared of copping it worse. I'd leave the female officer inside to talk through with the victim while I'd take the perpetrator outside for a little talk about how karma comes back to bite cowards on the arse. Quite often that would make them feel so empowered they'd launch themselves down a flight of stairs.

I call that a "feel good story".

There's rules justice and there's practical justice.

How much of the equipment on those belts do you really need? You guys do great job, but running in those things must be difficult
Even Batman didnt need so much kit

[Forward Must Hang]

How much of the equipment on those belts do you really need? You guys do great job, but running in those things must be difficult
Even Batman didnt need so much kit

In my day we didn't have tasers and capsicum spray. It gets worse and worse and before you know it, it's like you're kitted out from a showbag. The vests are better for ergonomics but I was out before they came in. Frankly you only really need the cuffs, comms, extendable baton and the Glock. Best feeling was taking that belt off - like anti gravity!

Batman didn't need that shit because he's Batman. Superman needed even less. I didn't get partnered with them though.

[murphy]

Batman didn't need that shit because he's Batman. Superman needed even less. I didn't get partnered with them though.

How good would those shifts be. And which superhero had the Xray vision?

[CunningLinguist]

No, I'm not a cop, I'm an ex-cop. I left before I became an ex-person.

Happy to be asked anything. I reserve the right not to respond to some questions though for reasons of self incrimination.

Where you a D or a Hwy patrol or normal uniform or other ?
What percentage of cops do you reckon are a little bit corrupt, a fair bit corrupt, alot corrupt ???
Do you think the justice system works and is fair, or does it only work for those that have alot of money ?
Would you recommend to your kids to become a cop ?
How often do you have to do target practice with the glock ?
Do you have regular fitness tests ?

[Catiness]

No, I'm not a cop, I'm an ex-cop. I left before I became an ex-person.

Happy to be asked anything. I reserve the right not to respond to some questions though for reasons of self incrimination. Not saying I didn't play by the rules of course. Like this one time, and about 3 others I can recall, attending a domestic where the woman didn't want to press charges because she was scared of copping it worse. I'd leave the female officer inside to talk through with the victim while I'd take the perpetrator outside for a little talk about how karma comes back to bite cowards on the arse. Quite often that would make them feel so empowered they'd launch themselves down a flight of stairs.

I call that a "feel good story".

There's rules justice and there's practical justice.


Do cops go to RNT places ? Haha

[Forward Must Hang]

Where you a D or a Hwy patrol or normal uniform or other ?

Never joined the top gun academy (i.e. HWP). Uniform and some time in D's.


What percentage of cops do you reckon are a little bit corrupt, a fair bit corrupt, alot corrupt ???

Wouldn't have a clue, nobody wore it on a t-shirt. A lot and fair bit corrupt - very very little and even less these days. The old days brought the force into ill repute. A little bit corrupt - well I don't like that term. Corruption is corruption. Things like rough treatment to get an answer, or staying in good with an informant aren't "by the rules" but it's not corruption in the sense that you're not benefitting from it personally. Plenty of that, and should be more of it today. Too many little scrotes need a kick up the arse to deter them from bigger trouble.


Do you think the justice system works and is fair, or does it only work for those that have alot of money ?

No, no and kind of. There's no consistency in sentencing. Each case turns on its own set of facts and circumstances but the public perception that justice isn't served out consistently isn't far wrong.


Would you recommend to your kids to become a cop ?

No. Hell no. I nearly took my own life over it. It's a noble job and you know, maybe I just wasn't tough enough or I wasn't wired up right to be able to leave it on the desk. I'd be proud of them if they did, but no.


How often do you have to do target practice with the glock ?

These days, dunno. My day it was annual testing, so it was up to you to keep your eye sharp and try to get a session every couple of months. Some bigger stations had target facilities on site.


Do you have regular fitness tests ?

Annual physical. More for their own assurance that you weren't going to have a coronary than being able to leap tall buildings in a single bound.


Do cops go to RNT places ? Haha

No. They're robots. What do you reckon? Of course they do!

[Raybo]

Thanks for sharing FMH!

[CunningLinguist]

Yeah thanks FMH, some great answers, respect!

One more question: Hwy Patrol seem to be a different breed. I've chatted with normal cops and they seem like great people mostly but never met a Hwy patrol who falls into that category. Do normal cops think Hwy Patrol are arseholes ?

[rooter]

I lost a sock at a brothel once.
Me and the WL looked everywhere for it; on the floor, under the bed, among the towels. in the rubbish bin etc.
No sign of it. It’s like it disappeared into thin air

Oh, and another thing I lost in a brothel once, apart from my dignity, pride, self respect, ego, sanity etc was I don't know what the technical name for it is, but it's the handle of the zipper, the part you grab it by.
I think in my haste to get naked I tore it off and never saw it again.

[wilisno]

Oh, and another thing I lost in a brothel once, apart from my dignity, pride, self respect, ego, sanity etc was I don't know what the technical name for it is, but it's the handle of the zipper, the part you grab it by.
I think in my haste to get naked I tore it off and never saw it again.

Zipper problem ? Lucky you didn’t end up like Ben Stiller in “ Something About Mary ” ! ;) ;) ;)

[CunningLinguist]

Oh, and another thing I lost in a brothel once, apart from my dignity, pride, self respect, ego, sanity etc was I don't know what the technical name for it is, but it's the handle of the zipper, the part you grab it by.
I think in my haste to get naked I tore it off and never saw it again.

No joke, it's called a "pull" or "pull tab"

[Forward Must Hang]

Yeah thanks FMH, some great answers, respect!

One more question: Hwy Patrol seem to be a different breed. I've chatted with normal cops and they seem like great people mostly but never met a Hwy patrol who falls into that category. Do normal cops think Hwy Patrol are arseholes ?

Thanks brother.

As for the HWP - see my previous post where I called them the "Top Gun Academy". Each area of the force had/has its arseholes, but HWP did have a reputation of being top gun pilots - a lot think they were the Mavericks and Ice Man of the uniform. There's dickheads on the roads and we need the HWP to do it's bit and they are often first on the scene to some horrific car wrecks so it's not all fast cars and Rayban Aviators. But yeah, a lot of them are top gun pilots.

[RoyalFlush]

Aussie police are fine. NZ police are fuckers. Once, in Queenstown NZ, a hooligan driver tipped me for driving "recklessly" when he was the one speeding. The police managed to track my rented car down and issued me a fine even though he was not at the scene to make an unbiased decision. He gave a racist remark: we need to put you Asians back in buses. I asked for his ID and I reported his racist behaviour to the higher ups. I got a reply from the police saying he got disciplinary action, although it didn't specify what.

[CunningLinguist]

Aussies polices are fine. NZ police are fuckers. .

Not sure you can group all Oz cops in the same basket, I reckon NSW cops are better than Victorian cops, you are less likely to die from a gunshot wound from a cop in NSW ... :)
Also I have seen NSW cops handle unruly bahviour much better than Vic cops.
Dunno about QLD cops ?

[liminal]

Aussie police are fine. NZ police are fuckers. Once, in Queenstown NZ, a hooligan driver tipped me for driving "recklessly" when he was the one speeding. The police managed to track my rented car down and issued me a fine even though he was not at the scene to make an unbiased decision. He gave a racist remark: we need to put you Asians back in buses. I asked for his ID and I reported his racist behaviour to the higher ups. I got a reply from the police saying he got disciplinary action, although it didn't specify what.

What about the fine? You challenge it?

[RoyalFlush]

I did, didnt succeed. I'm surprised they could charge fines without evidence.

[liminal]

I did, didnt succeed. I'm surprised they could charge fines without evidence.


Some years ago driving through Bairnsdale, With my then partner at the wheel we were pulled over by Highway Patrol as we were allegedly phoned in by local , Alleged my partner she was using her phone while driving.

Couldn’t have been further from the truth

And whilst the cop was polite and mildly contrite because of the inconvenience we were still pulled over on the side of the road for good 10-15 minutes, for something that was impossible to prove

No fine, but Let’s ask FMH, if a fine could be imposed

[murphy]

Some years ago driving through Bairnsdale, With my then partner at the wheel we were pulled over by Highway Patrol as we were allegedly phoned in by local , Alleged my partner she was using her phone while driving.

Couldn’t have been further from the truth

And whilst the cop was polite and mildly contrite because of the inconvenience we were still pulled over on the side of the road for good 10-15 minutes, for something that was impossible to prove

No fine, but Let’s ask FMH, if a fine could be imposed
You can probably go to the court in Parramatta and appeal any ticket. But if you have a chequered driving infringement history, be prepared to lose

[Forward Must Hang]

No fine, but Let’s ask FMH, if a fine could be imposed

For the record - I WAS a cop. Not a frigging lawyer! :)

And now, in Legal Advice Hour, let's hear from our Defective Detective himself, mister FMH.... yay, crowd goes wild...

Based on what you've said, no. A fine could not be imposed without prima facie evidence. If it was imposed, it could be appealed. Chequered history or not, where's the evidence of the offence? IF the cop issued a fine and you appealed it, they would need to have the witness make a statement. Even then, there is a technicality that the fine should not have been imposed without evidence. "Gees, officer, I wonder if that was the lady that stepped out between 2 cars while on her mobile phone and I had to take evasive action to not run her over? Funny that she'd make a complaint about me when she was lucky I didn't clean her up!"

if the dodgy witness said you were speeding through a school zone for example, a cop might find you and pull you over, and as a first step determine if you're under the influence and posing some sort of risk. Duty of care. If not, then give you a talking to that you were witnessed allegedly doing something damn stupid and that's where it ends.

[Forward Must Hang]

You can probably go to the court in Parramatta and appeal any ticket. But if you have a chequered driving infringement history, be prepared to lose


If the fine was issued in Bairnsdale, Victoria then Parramatta, NSW is as relevant as Stockholm, Sweden.

[liminal]

For the record - I WAS a cop. Not a frigging lawyer! :)

And now, in Legal Advice Hour, let's hear from our Defective Detective himself, mister FMH.... yay, crowd goes wild...

Based on what you've said, no. A fine could not be imposed without prima facie evidence. If it was imposed, it could be appealed. Chequered history or not, where's the evidence of the offence? IF the cop issued a fine and you appealed it, they would need to have the witness make a statement. Even then, there is a technicality that the fine should not have been imposed without evidence. "Gees, officer, I wonder if that was the lady that stepped out between 2 cars while on her mobile phone and I had to take evasive action to not run her over? Funny that she'd make a complaint about me when she was lucky I didn't clean her up!"

if the dodgy witness said you were speeding through a school zone for example, a cop might find you and pull you over, and as a first step determine if you're under the influence and posing some sort of risk. Duty of care. If not, then give you a talking to that you were witnessed allegedly doing something damn stupid and that's where it ends.


Ever get busted with my pants down punting... I’m dialling you Ironsides..

I was aware that it was an unlikely fine, And you’re right that much prefer to be in Stockholm than Parramatta

[Forward Must Hang]

Ever get busted with my pants down punting... I’m dialling you Ironsides..

No need. Just bang on the wall, I may be in the next room.


I was aware that it was an unlikely fine, And you’re right that much prefer to be in Stockholm than Parramatta

Nah, too much flat pack furniture - overrides the benefits of their socially progressive culture.

[liminal]

No need. Just bang on the wall, I may be in the next room.



Nah, too much flat pack furniture - overrides the benefits of their socially progressive culture.

😂 Funny man… I’m hoping the same sense of timing in and wit was displayed when the occasional DV dick was clumsy enough to full down a flight of stairs or two

[Forward Must Hang]

�� Funny man… I’m hoping the same sense of timing in and wit was displayed when the occasional DV dick was clumsy enough to full down a flight of stairs or two

You had to amuse yourself somehow in those kind of situations. Kind of a "stress relief". :)

[murphy]

No need. Just bang on the wall, I may be in the next room.

Classic call. You are a laugh a minute. Good to see some high IQ on this forum, unlike me and everyone else

[liminal]

Classic call. You are a laugh a minute. Good to see some high IQ on this forum, unlike me and everyone else

I’m offended .. I once dated a Mensa chick

[murphy]

I’m offended .. I once dated a Mensa chick

Are high IQ ladies good in bed?

[liminal]

Are high IQ ladies good in bed?

Ha ha

that’s a good question .and as im a little in deficit .... let’s ask sydney_newbie

[hornedone]

Punter thought they were a souvenir!

Hope they weren't soiled!

Anyone remember the thread here a few years ago where a punter was busting for a shit, went to a ML shop dunny near QVB, found they had no bog rolls, and found a ML's sweater nearby, using it instead!!

[liminal]

Punter thought they were a souvenir!

Hope they weren't soiled!

Anyone remember the thread here a few years ago where a punter was busting for a shit, went to a ML shop dunny near QVB, found they had no bog rolls, and found a ML's sweater nearby, using it instead!!

Suspect pussy as opposed to sun kissed is this punters preferred

[krnboy]

For the record - I WAS a cop. Not a frigging lawyer! :)

And now, in Legal Advice Hour, let's hear from our Defective Detective himself, mister FMH.... yay, crowd goes wild...

Based on what you've said, no. A fine could not be imposed without prima facie evidence. If it was imposed, it could be appealed. Chequered history or not, where's the evidence of the offence? IF the cop issued a fine and you appealed it, they would need to have the witness make a statement. Even then, there is a technicality that the fine should not have been imposed without evidence. "Gees, officer, I wonder if that was the lady that stepped out between 2 cars while on her mobile phone and I had to take evasive action to not run her over? Funny that she'd make a complaint about me when she was lucky I didn't clean her up!"

if the dodgy witness said you were speeding through a school zone for example, a cop might find you and pull you over, and as a first step determine if you're under the influence and posing some sort of risk. Duty of care. If not, then give you a talking to that you were witnessed allegedly doing something damn stupid and that's where it ends.

Why did you leave the force? I have two cousins who are cops and seem like they enjoy it?

[liminal]

Why did you leave the force? I have two cousins who are cops and seem like they enjoy it?

Murph can answer this one

[Forward Must Hang]

Why did you leave the force? I have two cousins who are cops and seem like they enjoy it?

I enjoyed it to.

But...

See post #46.

[Popeye000]

Sorry for being off topic to original post, but thanks for your service in the police force, Forward Must Hang.

Not being a suck up, but I appreciate the crap you guys deal with to keep us safe. I did consider joining at one point, but didn't go through with it.

Full respect to you.

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[Forward Must Hang]

Sorry for being off topic to original post, but thanks for your service in the police force, Forward Must Hang.

Not being a suck up, but I appreciate the crap you guys deal with to keep us safe. I did consider joining at one point, but didn't go through with it.

Full respect to you.

Thanks brother, that does mean a lot. And it means to lot to those men and women in the force who face it each day.

[clancom]

Next job would be to take her bra... :)

[cuteguy]

Next job would be to take her bra... :)

Haha. It wasn't you who stole this poor girl's panties? :question: