toysrus
12-01-2020, 01:38 AM
I couldn't make this story up even if I tried.
So I decided to live a little and go see whats happening at 359 Riley st in Surrey Hills. Noticed on their website that they have a back entrance and since their front entrance is on a busy road, decided I'll give the back entrance a try. The back entrance is on a quiet little alley and on the door there is a white piece of paper with hand written message "Door bell broken, ring number xxx xxx xxx". Well dang now I gotta stand here and make a call. Contemplated walking to the front door but decided to make the call:
Me: Hi I'm at the back Door.
Dude: What?
Me: I'm outside at the back door.
Dude: Can you speak Chinese?
Me: Nope, can you come to the door?
Dude: Mumbles random English words he thinks I'm trying to say. (The bizarre thing is he could actually speak English, "door" is just not in his vocabulary)
Me: Door, the Door. I'm at the Door.
Dude: *Says more words that is not door.*
...this shit goes on for a bit...
Me: Nevermind.
Dude: Ok
*hangs up*
Decided to message on wechat:
Me: Hi I'm at the back door
359: Bell don't working?
Me: The sign says call number
359: U press bell
Me: Ok
359: It working now
Me: Come open
A really pretty receptionist comes to the back door, who I later find out her name is Selina.
Selina: Why didn't you press the bell?
Me: Well *pointing at the piece of paper* it says bell isn't working, call the number, so I didn't bother pressing the bell.
Selina: No we fixed the bell.
Me: okay
Selina takes down the piece of paper. I must apparently be the only customer to ever use the back door.
So she tells me to sit in the waiting room, and asks me if I been here before, I said yes but a long time ago. She inquires who I have seen, but I can't remember, I commented that the lounge was in a different spot so she knew I wasn't BSing. She says that's a long time ago, why you didn't come back? I made up some excuse, but the reality is the line up was poor last time. Anyway she informs me I got to wait as they are really busy and no one is available, but just as this happens a girl Kimi walks in the front door to begin her shift and she looks quite nice. Told Selina I'll book her. Selina asks if I want Diamond? I asked what's the difference between Diamond and Premium. She describes Premium, which really sounded like industry wide standard service (cbj etc). So I go for Diamond at $250!
Waiting in my room I can hear another punter talking to Selina and since he has to wait, he asks Selina if he can book her instead lol. I imagine this happens quite a lot to poor Selina! Pro-tip: Reception is never bookable.
Anyway Kimi comes in and she is a nice friendly girl, we have decent conversation but long story short the service is abysmal, no doggy because I'll go too deep, no kissing, basically standard service + bbbj. I asked if she is new but apparently not.
So there you have it, shop no good but Selina is a cutie. I'd go there any day.
So I decided to live a little and go see whats happening at 359 Riley st in Surrey Hills. Noticed on their website that they have a back entrance and since their front entrance is on a busy road, decided I'll give the back entrance a try. The back entrance is on a quiet little alley and on the door there is a white piece of paper with hand written message "Door bell broken, ring number xxx xxx xxx". Well dang now I gotta stand here and make a call. Contemplated walking to the front door but decided to make the call:
Me: Hi I'm at the back Door.
Dude: What?
Me: I'm outside at the back door.
Dude: Can you speak Chinese?
Me: Nope, can you come to the door?
Dude: Mumbles random English words he thinks I'm trying to say. (The bizarre thing is he could actually speak English, "door" is just not in his vocabulary)
Me: Door, the Door. I'm at the Door.
Dude: *Says more words that is not door.*
...this shit goes on for a bit...
Me: Nevermind.
Dude: Ok
*hangs up*
Decided to message on wechat:
Me: Hi I'm at the back door
359: Bell don't working?
Me: The sign says call number
359: U press bell
Me: Ok
359: It working now
Me: Come open
A really pretty receptionist comes to the back door, who I later find out her name is Selina.
Selina: Why didn't you press the bell?
Me: Well *pointing at the piece of paper* it says bell isn't working, call the number, so I didn't bother pressing the bell.
Selina: No we fixed the bell.
Me: okay
Selina takes down the piece of paper. I must apparently be the only customer to ever use the back door.
So she tells me to sit in the waiting room, and asks me if I been here before, I said yes but a long time ago. She inquires who I have seen, but I can't remember, I commented that the lounge was in a different spot so she knew I wasn't BSing. She says that's a long time ago, why you didn't come back? I made up some excuse, but the reality is the line up was poor last time. Anyway she informs me I got to wait as they are really busy and no one is available, but just as this happens a girl Kimi walks in the front door to begin her shift and she looks quite nice. Told Selina I'll book her. Selina asks if I want Diamond? I asked what's the difference between Diamond and Premium. She describes Premium, which really sounded like industry wide standard service (cbj etc). So I go for Diamond at $250!
Waiting in my room I can hear another punter talking to Selina and since he has to wait, he asks Selina if he can book her instead lol. I imagine this happens quite a lot to poor Selina! Pro-tip: Reception is never bookable.
Anyway Kimi comes in and she is a nice friendly girl, we have decent conversation but long story short the service is abysmal, no doggy because I'll go too deep, no kissing, basically standard service + bbbj. I asked if she is new but apparently not.
So there you have it, shop no good but Selina is a cutie. I'd go there any day.