Whats your excuse?

[bistro]

For punters who has wife and children or even the one who is living with their partner.

I know that most of us still play outside and also in this forum right? If not, two thumbs up for you for being faithful, but for those who are still playing outside, can you share what is your most frequently used excuses to go out and not spend time with your partner or family?

[vitamin]

gym, bike ride, i'd imagine. not that i know. i heard it from a friend who knows someone.

[keddy]

Thank goodness gyms have reopened.

[tpol]

When I do alot of Missionary, I get sore upper and lower abs the next day... So my excuse would be, I'm going out to work on strengthening my core.

[holi_day]

When I and my partner were still dating as boyfriend and girlfriend, we used to go out after dinner for a walk. Usually around an hour, most of the days.

That continued for years and she was the one started dropped out. I continued and still go out 2 nights a week. Completely my own time. I was the one complaining, what's your excuse not going out for a walk. Actually, I am happy for her not coming along.

I also drive my car and say I am bored with the neighborhood, taking a walk two suburbs away.

[Midnight_Prowl]

When I and my partner were still dating as boyfriend and girlfriend, we used to go out after dinner for a walk. Usually around an hour, most of the days.

That continued for years and she was the one started dropped out. I continued and still go out 2 nights a week. Completely my own time. I was the one complaining, what's your excuse not going out for a walk. Actually, I am happy for her not coming along.

I also drive my car and say I am bored with the neighborhood, taking a walk two suburbs away.
Wow lucky you.. Doesn't she suspect you from the smell? There is always shampoo or perfume from wl..

For me i was lucky. Mrs used to work shift so i could go after work (if she works evening) or on the weekend. But now its impossible, so i only can go when i call sick or i tell work i need to go to seminar or make appointment to see someone for hours. Or time to time go out when she fall asleep.

That is why i love WFH. Mrs go to work (essential service industry) and i work from home. Paradise at the moment.

[Ease]

I suspect a lot of punters are same as me - just go in working hours - or after work functions

[PervySage]

I suspect a lot of punters are same as me - just go in working hours - or after work functions

Yep.

Business critical meetings.

[Raybo]

Yep.

Business critical meetings.

As A result of Covid19 I am working from home indefinitely, but have a role where I need to go to various offices. Sometimes business hours, sometimes out of business hours. So easy now, just say I need to go to work! Lunch and dinner meetings are starting to ramp up too, so can always finish them off with a punt. Right now I am at work hahaha, just waiting for my booking to get ready. 😁😁😁

[AHLUNGOR]

Wow lucky you.. Doesn't she suspect you from the smell? There is always shampoo or perfume from wl..




One of the reasons why RnT is so popular, no shower !!

Just tug and go..............haha




ps. BTW, long long time ago, I have given my 2 cents to all my mamasan friends to tell their girls not to wear any perfume, use unscented massage oil and wet wipes, for my own personal safety of course, but pretty sure lots of other punters might have benefited as well.

[holi_day]

I wear deorderant so not and issue for me. Depends on how sensitive your partner is with smell.

[everydaydee]

Thank god Im single. good luck to the brothers on here!

[thewidebluesea]

an interstate or intrastate business trip works for me … gives me a chance to hit the flesh pots of syd and brissie … I have to travel regularly for legit business and my misses also travels for her job (kids long gone)

we've both been stuck at home which has been interesting … lots of cuddles and the occasional fuck but I am sooo hanging out for some sweet young pussy

[mulanbaby]

This is very funny. In future I will know when my bf tell me he's going out for gym.

[lamb]

This is very funny. In future I will know when my bf tell me he's going out for gym.

You’re a WL though yeah? Out of interest, does your bf see other girls (working or not)? Would you be ok with that?

Not judging, genuinely interested how a WL and bf situation works.

[mulanbaby]

You’re a WL though yeah? Out of interest, does your bf see other girls (working or not)? Would you be ok with that?

Not judging, genuinely interested how a WL and bf situation works.

Not happen, because I'm the best :)

[everydaydee]

Not happen, because I'm the best :)

Wait, are you a WL with a current BF?

[lamb]

Not happen, because I'm the best :)

Fair enough, I’ll take your word for it :). I’ve always genuinely been interested in how relationships Work in that situation.

[Jaygee]

I go interstate every 2-3 months and only recently started venturing out to see WLs so my partner not aware.

It's playing with my head . . . and is affecting my performance with WL . . . .the 2 I have seen now (in Brissie on Fri and in Adelaide last Nov) just seem so fake with their 'acting' to desire me that I can't seem to get past it and have just had HJs in the end.

The Bris WL was hot as for a 40 yr old aussie chick . . . but her faking was actually a put-off for me.

[whatsup]

Find something that doesn't work, rusty, needs fix, can DIY. Say you heading to Bunnings....oh well item was not in stock...might need to visit again or find stock in another Bunnings...

[ausnew]

Surely the real issue here is the paper trail? How do you account for large withdrawals? Cash on hand and or assuming your partner knows how much you earn, missing stacks of cash?

[mulanbaby]

Surely the real issue here is the paper trail? How do you account for large withdrawals? Cash on hand and or assuming your partner knows how much you earn, missing stacks of cash?

Why she look at your stuff. I don't look at his stuff.

[aussiegaigin]

This is very funny. In future I will know when my bf tell me he's going out for gym.

Does your bf know what YOU are doing while he is "at the gym"

[mulanbaby]

Wait, are you a WL with a current BF?

Bf not in Sydney , only before. :shout:

[mulanbaby]

Does your bf know what YOU are doing while he is "at the gym"

I'm studying :miao:

[asiafever]

Why she look at your stuff. I don't look at his stuff.

Some people are controlling. This sums up my ex. She needed to control every aspect of my life. She would use the line that in order for us to fully trust one another we needed to share accounts etc. I don't disagree with the premise but when she thought she needed to read my messages, my Facebook and so on, I started to wonder why. Eventually her constant KGB like need to know everything and control everything became totally overbearing. She even tried to tell me who to have as friends...

[mulanbaby]

Some people are controlling. This sums up my ex. She needed to control every aspect of my life. She would use the line that in order for us to fully trust one another we needed to share accounts etc. I don't disagree with the premise but when she thought she needed to read my messages, my Facebook and so on, I started to wonder why. Eventually her constant KGB like need to know everything and control everything became totally overbearing. She even tried to tell me who to have as friends...

Your ex is a queen?

[asiafever]

Your ex is a queen?

More like a dictator.
She is Korean and I maintain that she must be a distant relative of the North Korean leaders...

[Meng]

I'm studying :miao:

Lol the poor cuck.

[HoorayForBoobies]

Partner and I have regularly enjoyed legit massages the whole time we’ve been together, so now it’s not unusual if I want to get one by myself.

If several of my muscles are feeling ‘tight’ I’ll say I need to go out for a massage.

[JJBlows]

Nature of my job is the unexpected working back situations so I can pull the "im working back tonight babe" card

[JJBlows]

Why was mulanbaby banned?

[GoldfishMan]

Why was mulanbaby banned?

Probably because she was advertising here without paying to do so? It's forum policy that if you want to tout here, you have to pay for it.

[zoozilla]

I have signed up to many social clubs e.g. photographic society, public speaking society, book club, chess club, Chinese calligraphy club, flower arrangement, cooking class, Japanese evening lessons, French lessons etc. etc.

I have never run out of excuses. :)

[Riff888]

Probably because she was advertising here without paying to do so? It's forum policy that if you want to tout here, you have to pay for it.That was funny, basically a pimp pretending to be the girl. Eventually got shop owner status on the forum when they got found out.

Fooled a few lads on here to the point they were messaging me trying to convince me as well.

It all went downhill when the girl Daisy started working at Ginza Empire as C Susan.

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[JJBlows]

It all went downhill when the girl Daisy started working at Ginza Empire as C Susan.

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I'm newish so I feel like I missed out on all the drama

[yug]

That was funny, basically a pimp pretending to be the girl. Eventually got shop owner status on the forum when they got found out.

Fooled a few lads on here to the point they were messaging me trying to convince me as well.

It all went downhill when the girl Daisy started working at Ginza Empire as C Susan.

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Oh ok. So C Susan from GE was Daisy. Didn't know that.
I saw her few times at GE; she was not bad.
Does anyone know where she has gone to now?

[JJBlows]

Oh ok. So C Susan from GE was Daisy. Didn't know that.
I saw her few times at GE; she was not bad.
Does anyone know where she has gone to now?

....Into lockdown

[warwick1]

....Into lockdown

Where they all should be...........

[yug]

....Into lockdown

I walked right into that, didn't I?

Just to be clear, she left GE long time ago before the lockdown.
Was just curious whether she moved to any other shop?
Wasn't trying to hunt her down during the lockdown for a root!

Some of us are actually concerned about this delta variant, unlike others who think they are invincible only to realize they don't have shit against nature.

[zoozilla]

Wasn't trying to hunt her down during the lockdown for a root!


Don't give up hope yet. There are still weeks and months ahead before lockdown is over. :)

[TheMaestro]

Don't give up hope yet. There are still weeks and months ahead before lockdown is over. :)

Plenty of time for all the bros to work on their excuses before lock down finally ends!

[cplurt2]

[QUOTE=TheMaestro;2239593]Plenty of time for all the bros to work on their excuses before lock down finally ends![/QUOTE

I would use either the my back is about out of sorts and offer her to come with, otherwise it was off to the gym. I would actually go to the gym usually before the activity but with covid I won't shower there so I usually go after the session. Just make sure your gym clothes are a bit ripe]

[Niisato]

Going for a surf....then you can explain the wet hair following the shower.

[HoorayForBoobies]

Going for a surf....then you can explain the wet hair following the shower.

Have used this one as well, after an actual surf. Nice time to relax after a sesh.

Good reason why you don’t answer a call for a few hours.

[GoldfishMan]

Any Asian bros watched an old HK movie called Men Suddenly in Black 2? There's a scene there where one of the characters gets a video call from his wife while in a hostess bar. He takes the call with a portable roll-out fake background, think it was the office or something. Bloody hilarious!

[HoorayForBoobies]

Any Asian bros watched an old HK movie called Men Suddenly in Black 2? There's a scene there where one of the characters gets a video call from his wife while in a hostess bar. He takes the call with a portable roll-out fake background, think it was the office or something. Bloody hilarious!

Reminds me of this ad:

https://youtu.be/WfNpPnoasME

[Jaygee]

I can have a shower without wetting my hair - the issue is perfumed oil getting sloshed everywhere!!!