Mina EXPOSED! She is NOT at all beautiful!!! (Mina part 3)

[cmk76]

xxx xxx xxx

[Amos33]

Great report, very imaginative and interesting from start to finish. It was like reading a good book that you can’t put down having to read the next chapter to find out what happens. She definitely sounds like a must see girl.

Cheers

[the wizard]

This is like a fifty shades of grey trilogy- but better- fantastic writing
Also I was mislead by your title- further reading all was revealed
yes Mina is next.........

[jellyshots]

cmk76, that was an awesome AR!

[jimmyk]

Cmk76, I'm speechless, I'm without speech. Great review

[Oneonone]

Cmk 76 great report sounds like you had a similar experience to mine with Ada but I have to give it to you you have expressed it so much better than I could have done.

[cmk76]

xxx xxx xxx

[cmk76]

xxx xxx xxx

[cmk76]

xxx xxx xxx

[tarenpoint64]

This review wins hands down the February 2013 review of the month with 2 judges and 9 votes agreeing from aus99.com members.

"The use of irony and writing style is a sure winner"

congrats goes to cmk76

I will PM cmk76 to let him know

lets all congratulate cmk76!

cheers
Dean

[AHLUNGOR]

Yeah, bother CMK is a bit like that!!

Using controversial titles which sounds negative but in fact was the opposite, very clever indeed!

Keep it up mate!

Cheers

[cmk76]

xxx xxx xxx

[That1]

Cmk, great writing style. The title did initially stop me from opening the report.

[Sextus]

Cmk's devastating use of irony in his review makes me very glad that we didn't have "Doug" contributing to this competition too. We may not have survived! :D :D (Ps.That was well done cmk!)

Vercotti: (Michael Palin) Well, I had been running a successful escort agency - high class, no really, high class girls - we didn't have any of that.. That was right out. And I decided - (phone rings on desk) Excuse me (he answers it) Hello......no, not now......shtoom...shtoom....right......yes, we'll have the watch ready for you at midnight.......the watch.....the Chinese watch....yes, right-oh, bye-bye, um, mother (he replaces reciever) Anyway I decided then to open a high-class night club for the gentry at Biggleswade with International cuisine, and cookin’, top-line acts, and not a cheap clip joint for picking up tarts, that was right out, I deny that completely, and one night Dinsdale walked in with a couple of big lads, one of whom was carrying a tactical nuclear missile. They said I'd bought one of their slot machines and would I pay for it.

Interviewer (Eric Idle): How much did they want?

Vercotti: Three quarters of a million pounds. Then they went out.

Interviewer: Why didn't you call the police?

Vercotti: Well I had noticed that the lad with the thermo-nuclear device was the Chief Constable for the area. Anyway a week later they came back, said that the cheque had bounced and that I had to see Doug.

Interviewer: Doug?

Vercotti: Doug. (takes a drink) I was terrified of him. Everyone was terrified of Doug. I've seen grown men pull their own heads off rather than see Doug. Even Dinsdale was frightened of Doug.

Interviewer: What did he do?

Vercotti: He used sarcasm. He knew all the tricks - dramatic irony, metaphor, bathos, puns, parody, litotes and….satire.

[cmk76]

xxx xxx xxx

[uber]

Saw Mina tonight.

I was going to write a review, but... wow.

I have no words.

She's a thief.

I got home and realised my heart was missing.

[the wizard]

Nice one Uber

I will still wait........

[cmk76]

xxx xxx xxx

[tarenpoint64]

CHLOE is working TODAY from 10am till late

Please phone 02 9524 1278 for enquiries or bookings

http://magmodels.weebly.com/uploads/1/0/0/4/10049190/1890884_orig.jpg