Thomas Crown
06-11-2020, 12:49 PM
It was time to see whether Burwood 8 had anything real to offer; in the same way we know that 42G, N5M, 5 Star and the Ginzas, etc usually please the crowd on this forum.
Katie, the manager at the new Burwood 8, convinces me via text messages that Ellie is best for me.
"Strongly recommend 19yr-old Ellie for you. Pretty and top services. Already told reception Jenny that you will be in 4:30pm"
I confirmed with Katie that Ellie is OK with multiple shots and CIM (genuine diamond service) so we were good to go...
I'll get to the point:
Ellie is not 19. I never thought she would be :cool2:
She is NOTHING like her pix on the Burwood 8 web site. The only thing the real Ellie and the photo have in common is that they are both women. So I suppose that's something :cool2:
Her service was pedestrian and lazy.
She destroyed an entire box of tissues in 45 minutes.
She played with her phone.
She claimed to be ticklish almost everywhere. You gotta laugh. Really, you do.
One thing I will say about Burwood 8 is that it is an amazing venue. Old-style terrace house building. Great rooms. Clean premises. Private.
Again, I won't bother with an AR because it will sound like a whinge.
An executive summary
Ellie tried to do as little as possible and still pass it off as a session.
The real Ellie has a Rubenesque figure. If you like big curves, YMMV with Ellie.
Beware what this house -- and its girls -- regard as diamond service.
$240 would have been better spent at any of the above venues.
Texted Katie what I thought as constructive feedback. No response after 3 days. Nothing.
Katie, the manager at the new Burwood 8, convinces me via text messages that Ellie is best for me.
"Strongly recommend 19yr-old Ellie for you. Pretty and top services. Already told reception Jenny that you will be in 4:30pm"
I confirmed with Katie that Ellie is OK with multiple shots and CIM (genuine diamond service) so we were good to go...
I'll get to the point:
Ellie is not 19. I never thought she would be :cool2:
She is NOTHING like her pix on the Burwood 8 web site. The only thing the real Ellie and the photo have in common is that they are both women. So I suppose that's something :cool2:
Her service was pedestrian and lazy.
She destroyed an entire box of tissues in 45 minutes.
She played with her phone.
She claimed to be ticklish almost everywhere. You gotta laugh. Really, you do.
One thing I will say about Burwood 8 is that it is an amazing venue. Old-style terrace house building. Great rooms. Clean premises. Private.
Again, I won't bother with an AR because it will sound like a whinge.
An executive summary
Ellie tried to do as little as possible and still pass it off as a session.
The real Ellie has a Rubenesque figure. If you like big curves, YMMV with Ellie.
Beware what this house -- and its girls -- regard as diamond service.
$240 would have been better spent at any of the above venues.
Texted Katie what I thought as constructive feedback. No response after 3 days. Nothing.