Getting my asshole eaten out in massage shop!

[PunterBoy]

This story is a bit unusual but 100% true.

I enter a random massage shop in Newtown and is greeted by a couple of girls.
I pick a sassy Chinese MILF who quickly got friendly with me.

She grabs my hand and we walk around the shop to find a room, she grabs one and pulls me inside. We start french kissing almost immediately while her hand slides into my pants...
After a few minutes of wet and playful tongue action, she drops onto her knees and puts my member into her warm soft mouth. Sucking my head, shaft and letting her tongue play with my balls. All bareback.

While she's occupied with my schlong I pull out my vaporizer loaded with weed and start puffing away.
Now I'm fully erect inside her mouth and a tinkling sensation from the cannabis starts to overpower my body like ocean swells gently rolling in.

I ask if she wants to get high with me. She agrees and I hold out the vaporizer so she can reach it with her mouth. Switching her mouth between my cock and the vaporizer and even sucking me off with smoke in her mouth! That's a first.

After 3-4 hits, she gets up, gets completely naked, sits on the couch, opens her legs fully thrusting her pelvis forward. Using her fingers she spreads open her soft blush curtains and mother hole while I finish the vape. Best show in town.
Not long until we get on the massage table and she gets between my legs and starts sucking and fingering anything she can get her fingers and tongue into. Her tongue is exploring unchartered territory. Like an adventurous rodent looking for a snack!

On my back, lifting my pelvis up further granting her an "All Access" pass and spreading my cheeks, she starts licking and fucking my asshole with her tongue, while I jerk off like a crazy monkey!
As the pressure builds, I ask her to put her head up and open her mouth to receive her hard-earned prize. I blow a full load into her mouth!

I paid her $150 cash for the trouble.

What crazy shit have you ever done?

** EDIT
I can understand why some call bullshit on this one. I think I would too. Long time punter here and this one is by far the craziest I have tried. She told me the weed made her *super* horny and things just took an unexpected turn. This is definitely not a service she normally provides and if I mention the name of the shop and girl, there'd be a long queue of erect gentlemen waiting to have their corn hole serviced by a wet Chinese MILF tongue ;-)

[kingwally]

So what was the name of the lucky "diner" and what is the address for the shop?

[holi_day]

This should be in the After Report section with details of shop, ML's name etc...

[booty_duty]

Cool story, bro!

[liminal]

This should be in the After Report section with details of shop, ML's name etc...

Why?

And the OP writes good prose .. Pulitzer like .. chapter 2 MR grey ?

[lipengr]

Good day dreaming story to tell 😂😂😂

[sporty32]

100% true?? .... if it is true... it is an amazing story!

[Yougottabe]

Seriously. I’m calling it. How many beers did you have this afternoon?

[Azzkikr]

If true at least give us the name of the shop and address. Don't have to give the name of the ML if you want to keep that private. Otherwise nice story telling *cough, cough*

[woods23]

Probably true. When I read the title I knew it would be a Chinese milf ml. That approved half he story already. Plus is in Newtown anything can happen there haha. Good for you nd nice of you to tip her good !

[PunterBoy]

Probably true. When I read the title I knew it would be a Chinese milf ml. That approved half he story already. Plus is in Newtown anything can happen there haha. Good for you nd nice of you to tip her good !

Very true. I don't have a reason to brag or lie. I have relatively good looks and a smooth talker, and I guess when you've been punting for 10+ years sometimes, just sometimes, amazing and unexpected things happen.

[warwick1]

Very true. I don't have a reason to brag or lie. I have relatively good looks and a smooth talker, and I guess when you've been punting for 10+ years sometimes, just sometimes, amazing and unexpected things happen.

"Good looks and a smooth talker", wow, and if you have money the world is your oyster and you write great short stories as well:grimace:

[PervySage]

"Good looks and a smooth talker", wow, and if you have money the world is your oyster and you write great short stories as well:grimace:

I thought all of us were good looking and smooth talking guys...

We all pay tips cos we are all extremely generous? 😁

[Carissawhore]

Something similar happened to me in 24 Liverpool around 8 years ago, I was introduced to this MILF called Nana, she had thick glasses and played music everytime, mind you this is FS shop so as soon as we entered the bedroom she joined me in the shower and proceeded to clean me and when we got to bed, she started with BBBJ and slid her tongue into my asshole, it was first time someone put their tongue in their. First few mins felt bit awkward and then i kinda liked it, after that session it took me a week for my mind to absorb everything that happened. So booked another session following week with her, as soon as she saw me she recognised me and asked if i liked her previous session, she knew it was my first time getting butt licked as she noticed my face feeling uncomfortable in the begining. This time she went wild on my butt and i liked it so much (no homo), she would go dick to butt and butt to dick slowly and sometimes would go like 2 stroke engine, i was in a different world for sometime until i exploded all over her boobs.

[Labia Vortex]

So...spill the beans
Name of shop
Name of the freckle bandit

[abovetherim]

Where can I get some quality weed bro

Cool story by the way :D

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[rooter]

I don't understand the the whole anus arsehole DD thing.
I appreciate that the anus can be an erogenous zone for some and good luck to you if it is, it's not gay.
But for me its just a hole I shit out of and that's it.
Mind you, shitting is a very pleasurable experience, especially if you are holding it for ages until you can let go.
Maybe a good shit can be as good as a good orgasm?
Maybe it's a similar sense of relief?

[PunterBoy]

Where can I get some quality weed bro

Cool story by the way :D

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The dark web my friend!

[PunterBoy]

"Good looks and a smooth talker", wow, and if you have money the world is your oyster and you write great short stories as well:grimace:

LOLZ that cracked me up good!

Moneywise I'm just a regular Joe Blow, although my line of work tends to pay quite well.

[PervySage]

Maybe a good shit can be as good as a good orgasm?
Maybe it's a similar sense of relief?

Possibly....

Or it might be that the punters who enjoy DD get a kick out of knowing what the next guy is getting...

[Raybo]

Don't know if it's just me but prostate massage and DD seems to be the flavour of the month. Lots of guys mentioning it on here and it seems a lot of girls are working on that skill set.

A WL I have on my WeChat recently posted a video with her hand fully up this guys arsehole! It looked super weird, but I guess this guy asked for that service!

[warwick1]

"Flavour of the month"...nice pun....

[mankind]

I don't understand the the whole anus arsehole DD thing.
Mind you, shitting is a very pleasurable experience, especially if you are holding it for ages until you can let go.


The same happens if you hold your pee for a long time! But medical experts are against these practices, because they will cause more harm than good! Anyway, I actually experienced Rimming once, but when I got home, my ass got irritating and I felt like I had to go to the toilet frequently, so it’s big NO for me. I like Ginza 310, the location, the room and the girls, they are all good but the thing I don’t like is DD(rimming), so I always told WLs NO Rimming. In my body, my asshole is the part I don’t like much, because it’s hairy, stinky, dirty, so if the Wl is going down there and later DFK me, I won’t feel much pleasure because I think I am licking my own shit:cool2:, even thought WL washed my ass before. Anyway, each to their own!

[cuteguy]

I don't understand the the whole anus arsehole DD thing.
I appreciate that the anus can be an erogenous zone for some and good luck to you if it is, it's not gay.
But for me its just a hole I shit out of and that's it.
Mind you, shitting is a very pleasurable experience, especially if you are holding it for ages until you can let go.
Maybe a good shit can be as good as a good orgasm?
Maybe it's a similar sense of relief?

For some it may give pleasure but if cleanliness is not practiced there are risks involved. Rimming can spread bacteria such as E. coli and Salmonella which can make you sick if you ingest them. Rimming can also expose you to STIs. Some of the STIs that can be transmitted via rimming include:

(i) herpes;
(ii) genital warts;
(iii) gonorrhea;
(iv) syphilis; and
(v) hepatitis A and B.

[blitz]

The same happens if you hold your pee for a long time! But medical experts are against these practices, because they will cause more harm than good! Anyway, I actually experienced Rimming once, but when I got home, my ass got irritating and I felt like I had to go to the toilet frequently, so it’s big NO for me. I like Ginza 310, the location, the room and the girls, they are all good but the thing I don’t like is DD(rimming), so I always told WLs NO Rimming. In my body, my asshole is the part I don’t like much, because it’s hairy, stinky, dirty, so if the Wl is going down there and later DFK me, I won’t feel much pleasure because I think I am licking my own shit:cool2:, even thought WL washed my ass before. Anyway, each to their own!
Yeah but she rimmed the dude before you so when you dfk her you are licking someone else's shit. But like you said, each to their own.

[mankind]

Yeah but she rimmed the dude before you so when you dfk her you are licking someone else's shit. But like you said, each to their own.

That's why I always book WL at the start of her shift:):

[PervySage]

That's why I always book WL at the start of her shift:):

I do the same but not always a guarantee.....sometime start earlier?

[iamnotasexrobot]

The thrill of extras like this is why so many people must go.

[Labia Vortex]

So... no name of establishment or lady...?

[PervySage]

Yes. Book a WL at the start of her shift.
However, toilet rag, even if you wash it everyday, it’s still toilet rag, it can’t be your face towel.

Haha Lol..

10 posts and a zinger of a contribution hahah

Not sure an "open minded" ML / WL will appreciate your comparison but it's funny. 😁

[keebab]

So... no name of establishment or lady...?

There are only 2-3 potential options in Newtown with a MILF roster. Might have to be a process of research & elimination. :smile:

[Labia Vortex]

Only one that would come close is 447 King Street... aren’t many these days

[rooter]

Only one that would come close is 447 King Street... aren’t many these days

Just avoid Iris Massage on the corner of King St and Enmore Road.
I'm not a homophobe and all power to the gay brothers, they know how to party, but if like me you are not into that sort of thing then best to avoid :)

[Sneaky castro]

Not that keen on getting the salad tossed. Have had it but not disappointed if it doesn't happen.

[PervySage]

lol
Well, I’m telling the truth anyway.

Yes you are... 😁

There are usually threads on this forum on dating or going out with a WL... Now all I see is "toilet rag"

[Idkfa]

Very very nice. Last time a regular ML did licking was thru a thin plastic sheet. Still felt great though

[liminal]

Of course not all. :)
However, would you let your daughter become a whore?

Would you enjoy it if your wife? Partner ? ate your ass for brunch ?

does she default to whore ?

[buddy2168]

Very very nice. Last time a regular ML did licking was thru a thin plastic sheet. Still felt great though

Sounds like you enjoy having plastic/rubber around your arsehole

[B J Hunter]

Newtown did seem busier than usual when I drove through today. Must be a lot of punters trawling king street looking for the mystery arse eater I think. Local IGA was out of mouthwash be careful!

[liminal]

That’s what I’m saying, man.
Not acceptable, never ever.
I’m not a sugar daddy. :)

So are you saying ... you would like it if your wife ate out yours ass. Yet you would also think her a whore?

You don’t sound like a sugar daddy?

[cuteguy]

Newtown did seem busier than usual when I drove through today. Must be a lot of punters trawling king street looking for the mystery arse eater I think. Local IGA was out of mouthwash be careful!

The MLs were probably getting sick and tired of guys asking for this extra in Newtown. They're probably saying in their native tongues "guess what, another one came in asking to have his arse eaten. Did you get the same request too? Yes, what is it with these guys?":startle:

[suka02]

The MLs were probably getting sick and tired of guys asking for this extra in Newtown. They're probably saying in their native tongues "guess what, another one came in asking to have his arse eaten. Did you get the same request too? Yes, what is it with these guys?":startle:

Actually there was a news said that mouthwash to destroy the virus. could be true or not. so i guess people just keep believing the news.

[AHLUNGOR]

The MLs were probably getting sick and tired of guys asking for this extra in Newtown. They're probably saying in their native tongues "guess what, another one came in asking to have his arse eaten. Did you get the same request too? Yes, what is it with these guys?":startle:

If they are into DD-dragon drill ! Why not just go straight to Ginza and enjoy a good clean fun ?

[bigfatkilo]

Dfk and DD in same sentence. Vomit. Each until their own. Mouth wash solves all?!

[rooter]

I always direct the WLs further North.

[PervySage]

Dfk and DD in same sentence. Vomit. Each until their own. Mouth wash solves all?!

What about DATY, pussy slide and Italian in the same sentence?.. More palatable..😁?

[Abracadabra]

I don't understand the the whole anus arsehole DD thing.
I appreciate that the anus can be an erogenous zone for some and good luck to you if it is, it's not gay.
But for me its just a hole I shit out of and that's it.
Mind you, shitting is a very pleasurable experience, especially if you are holding it for ages until you can let go.
Maybe a good shit can be as good as a good orgasm?
Maybe it's a similar sense of relief?

Chuckle chuckle ...reminds me of a mate telling me many years ago that when he was 20 his now long departed father telling him that when he got to his dad's then age he'd find out a good shit was often better than a good root.

We used to shake our heads then and think how fukn sad is that.....but hey, guess what ~~

[Nelly69]

Great story! Love the "mother hole" reference, to think a head has gone through that before... lol

[Smoothknob]

still dont know the shop in Newtown , lol

[keebab]

Couch in the room makes me think of the back room at 501 King st which is long gone.


still dont know the shop in Newtown , lol

[GoldfishMan]

Regardless, this means NO DFK in any Newtown establishment from here on in until confirmed who the perp is. FMD, never heard of a chick going DD on a dude's unwashed arsehole. Unwashed is the keyword here. Absolutely disgusting!

[Double_Adapter]

Mind you, shitting is a very pleasurable experience, especially if you are holding it for ages until you can let go.
Maybe a good shit can be as good as a good orgasm?
Maybe it's a similar sense of relief?

Facts....farting is like moaning, and shitting is like the orgasm.

They say that moaning is the lonesome cry of an imprisoned orgasm, so a fart is the lonesome cry of an imprisoned turd.

[Smoothknob]

most of the newtown places have gone, the blue joint on Sth king had good WL most of the time and the mamasan was a cool nice chinese ML

[Shivere]

Very true. I don't have a reason to brag or lie. I have relatively good looks and a smooth talker, and I guess when you've been punting for 10+ years sometimes, just sometimes, amazing and unexpected things happen.

Rule number 1. Be attractive. Rule number 2. Don't be unattractive.

Totally believe this. I've pulled out my pax and shared weed with working girls and massage girls before. Some are super keen to try it, and weed vapes make it seem less daunting to most who are curious.

And when you're a good looking, well spoken, well dressed individual you get a lot further than if you're a sweaty, greasy mess.

[Smoothknob]

Rule number 1. Be attractive. Rule number 2. Don't be unattractive.

Totally believe this. I've pulled out my pax and shared weed with working girls and massage girls before. Some are super keen to try it, and weed vapes make it seem less daunting to most who are curious.

And when you're a good looking, well spoken, well dressed individual you get a lot further than if you're a sweaty, greasy mess.

couldnt agree more. I am smooth and well dressed and i hate bragging as i think humility is a good trait, but I am well dressed without being pretentious, clean and always have my hair done, i always wear cologne and have had many WL give me their numbers and asked me out, I have declined some of them , but have also get a lot of mileage, personal hygiene is a must dont be a dero.